Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

[Can any feature from any part be used?]

[Ying: Dude, shut up! Otherwise, it'll get stuck in the approval process again!]

{Thanks to Gu Wushang, Xi Ri Yan Yang, Ming You who loves roasted coconut chips, Pu Jie Xiao Gui, and Ying Yao who loves beef hot and sour noodles for their love and support.}

Thanks to the three people who contributed their love and enthusiasm: Killing in the Mortal World, and Baoding who loves stir-fried pork heart with pickled peppers.

Chapter 129 Ai Kefei: This trick of pooling food together is too ruthless... (Second update)

"System: It's almost lunchtime. Here's a video of a professional chef, Aikefei, reviewing a restaurant."

"Aikefei: This tactic of pooling food together is too ruthless..."

(Source: YouTuber)

[Paimon: Hurry up and play it, I'm starving! Let me watch the video first to whet my appetite!]

[Azure Horn: Me too!]

[Ying: Sigh, putting this in before dinner, my wallet! Rest in peace!]

Kiana: Oh, that's terrible! Luckily, Mei makes all my lunches (*^ω^*)

Fontainebleau's renowned chef, Aikofe, decided to record a restaurant review video today. Standing in front of Traveler Ying's shop, she delivered her signature opening remarks:

"A lot of money goes into exploring restaurants, but what do you think of the real and fake chefs?"

Today, the dessert captain is going to this shop, which is said to be the lowest-rated culinary school in Fontainebleau. Let's go!

After the exterior and distinctive architecture of the store were photographed, Aikefei went directly into the store.

When Yingyi saw that the newcomer was a pretty young lady, she warmly went over to greet her: "Miss, are you interested in learning to cook?"

When Ying asked Aikofei, she readily agreed, "Yes, can we start class now? (⊙?⊙)"

Seeing how enthusiastic Ai Kefei was, Ying looked at her with admiration: "That's great, but do you know? Time is money, and cooking takes a lot of time!"

[Xiangling: That's true, learning to cook requires a lot of patience.]

[Mei: That's true. Making something delicious requires a lot of hard work; it's very tiring.]

[Paimon: So, is the reason Luminous has the lowest academy score because she spends too much time studying?]

[Star: There will definitely be a twist. This Firefly can't possibly be this diligent except for clearing areas and finding treasure chests!]

Aikofe found Ying's words very reasonable and nodded in affirmation: "I understand..."

When Ying saw that Aikefei thought the same way, she thought she had met a kindred spirit and said confidently, "So I think it's better to order takeout!"

Upon hearing Ying's words, Aikofei lost control of her anger and roared, "Teach me how to cook properly! Are we even going to make money anymore?! (＞___＜)"

[Himeko: So this is how you order takeout? No wonder it got the lowest rating.]

[Captain: I've seen people slack off before, but this is the first time I've seen someone this lazy. Why don't you just teach people how to finish a product?]

[Hu Yifei: I just heat up the takeout I ordered and it's basically homemade food, no problem!]

Kiana: This is the first time I've seen a theory like this, but it makes a lot of sense!

[Mei: Makes sense my foot! This is just pre-made food! Worm, use your brain! Come over tonight, I'll give you some pointers.]

[Star: I knew it! She would definitely find a way to slack off (*σ'?`)σ]

After Aikofi's dragon-like roar, Ying finally decided to teach her something: "Then today I'll teach you how to make honey-glazed carrot and pork stir-fry (●'?'●)"

Aikofei looked at the ingredients Ying had taken out and sensed something was off. She asked in confusion, "It's fine, but Master, the color of the beast meat is wrong, isn't it? (o__o?)"

Upon hearing Aikofei's question, Ying broke out in a cold sweat, looking as if a small cup of water had been poured over her head.

Seeing Ying's nervous expression, Ai Kefei knew she had guessed right and offered an excuse for her: "It's normal for the color to change after being left out for a while, as long as it's not synthetic meat..."

Ying was initially just sweating a lot, but after hearing the words "synthetic meat," she started sweating more than she had in a small cup of water.

When Aikefei realized she had guessed correctly again, she had to come up with another reason: "It's enough to synthesize meat for teaching purposes, at least it's all meat, right? (⊙?⊙)"

Aikefei looked up and was even more surprised to see that Ying's sweating was accelerating. She angrily exclaimed, "Isn't it even meat?!"

[Hannibal: Little girl, you've got potential! I'll send you some materials sometime and teach you how to be a good person!]

[Ying: Oh my god, Hannibal! Thank you, Uncle Hannibal, but I guess I don't need it!]

[Paimon: Damn it! There's no meat in the honey-glazed carrot and pork stir-fry! You evil Firefly, you're insane!]

[Ying: Paimon... I'm right here next to you! Since you've said so, your drink today will be different—switching from milk tea to soda and soy milk.]

Sambo: Poor Paimon! Why can't you control your mouth?! (?????)

[Ring: Teyvat's alchemy technology... the things they synthesize should be edible... right?]

[Abedo: It should be fine, right? Some of the plants Sugar Research is researching seem to be edible.]

[Sugar: But I haven't studied meat either, so I don't know!]

[Video: Honey-glazed carrots and stir-fried soy protein with stringy texture?]

Seeing Aiko's shocked expression, Ying felt that Aiko was still inexperienced and confidently explained her perspective to her:

"Look, there's no wife in wife cake, and no baby in baby bok choy, so it's reasonable that there's no meat in honey-glazed carrot and pork stir-fry, right?"

Hearing Ying's absurd reasoning, Ai Kefei became even angrier and couldn't help but curse, "Reasonable my foot!"

~~~ (ФωФ) ~~~ (After a period of time)

Ying smiled and introduced the flying object next to her to Aikofe: "Hehe, I was just joking earlier. Now let me introduce you. This is my assistant, Paimon."

Seeing that her assistants had come out, Aikefei finally believed that everything earlier was a joke. Thinking that she could finally start learning, she excitedly looked at the two of them and said, "Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you!"

After introducing the two, Ying felt everything was fine and said, "Then I'll continue making honey-glazed carrot and pork stir-fry!"

"Wait, wait, wait! After all this talk... you still don't have any meat, do you?" Aiko looked at Ying with confusion, waiting for her explanation.

“Yes, didn’t I introduce him? This is my assistant, Paimon.” Ying said, pointing to Paimon again.

Aikofi's brain didn't understand Ying's meaning for a moment and immediately reloaded. Paimon angrily pointed at Ying: "Hey!"

[Qiong: So... can Paimon really be eaten?]

[Xiangling: I don't know! I wanted to try Paimon the first time I saw it! It's a pity I didn't catch it.]

[Pine Sparrow: Paimon really escaped a disaster!]

[Nekota: I also want to eat, but the boss won't let me. I can't have a mouse or a big fish (?ω? )]

Nicole: You have the nerve to say that! Jane or Eileen, which one could you beat?

After a period of study, Aikofei successfully graduated, and Ying was amazed by Aikofei's talent.

"You have such a talent for cooking! You made it so perfectly on your first try."

Oh, right, I've been wanting to ask you something, what's that tail on your back...?

Ai Kefei felt she had come clean and was no longer pretending. She proudly introduced her tail: "I'm not pretending anymore. This is my adaptive motion signal response auxiliary mechanism. It can not only help with cooking, but it's also a great fighter."

A strange idea suddenly popped into Ying's mind: "Wait, you said it's motion signal responsive type, so if I interfere with your motion signal with the transmitter, wouldn't I be able to remotely control your tail?"

After Ying guessed correctly, Ai Kefei is now just as nervous and sweating profusely as Ying was before.

"From now on, your tail is mine!" Seeing Ding Ying's malicious look, Aikefei had a bad feeling and trembled all over: "What are you going to do to my auxiliary mechanism?"

LATER……

Aikofi's tail spun at high speed like helicopter blades, propelling her into the sky: "The machine is so hot, it's moving so fast, and my body is starting to float..."

Ying looked at Aikofei in the sky, her lips almost curling into a smile: "Aikofei, you can finally fly!"

Hearing Ying's teasing, Aikefei snapped out of her unease and roared, "Put me down right now!"

[Ying: Yay, Aikofi, I'll make you fly!]

[Zhe: Where did Paimon go at the end of the video?]

Kiana: I hope I wasn't really eaten by Luminous!

[Star: No way, he's probably just washing dishes. After all, I mentioned in a previous video that Paimon doesn't taste as good as Hilichurls.]

[Paimon: Although I appreciate your support, I'm not happy at all.]

System: Alright, you guys finish your prize draw and then we can chat again. I'm going home now!

[Aikofi: ...So delicious it's explosive (Food Wars!)...What kind of effect is this?! If I feel like my food is so delicious that I'm enjoying it, there's a chance my clothes will explode?]

[Fireworks: This is actually pretty fun, but it sounds like I've taken several pounds of aphrodisiacs?]

[Ying: ...Doctor Octopus's tentacles...Hey, this is pretty fun, it even changes color when you feed it metal ore!]

Paimon: ...canned spinach (Popeye)...How to eat: Finish it in one bite? Or have it as a dessert?

{Thanks to the three authors, "All the Heroines in My Harem are from Other Accounts," "Envoy of Pleasure--Haa," and "Dark Night Zero," for their love and support!}

Chapter 130 Zhe: Ling, don't use my photos for online dating (First Update)

"System: Today, we'll use the zero zone as an example to show you the importance of learning."

Zhe: I beg you, Caesar, please don't come to my house again.

(Source: YouTuber)

[Ring: Illiterate? I think I know who it is]

[Lucy: No need to guess, she's the only one we know. *facepalm*]

[Caesar: Who is it? Do I know them?]

[Zhe: ...It's alright, Caesar, go have some fun (￣ω￣;)]

After Ellen and Zhe got together, she sometimes helped out at the shop. Coincidentally, a special situation occurred while she was looking after the shop today.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

When Ellen heard someone knocking on the door, she thought it was a guest and went to open it.

Upon opening the door, Eileen's view was immediately blocked by two round spheres, the size of which made her blush and feel ashamed.

After realizing what was happening, Eileen looked up at the person's face, confirmed that she didn't recognize her, and asked, "Who are you?"