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Upon hearing Eileen's question, Caesar didn't think much of it and answered truthfully, "I'm here to see the shop manager."

[Star: Oh my god, this is a bolt from the blue! (⊙Д⊙)]

[Qiong: Still such a bombshell! (O△O)]

[Ying: Xiaoling, the food in your world is pretty good!]

Kiana: It seems bigger than Mei's!

Theresa: That's not fair! Why does everyone else's increase, but mine is so small! (?ω? )

[Captain: It's alright, at least your counterpart under the moon is quite large!]

Theresa: She doesn't count, and besides, she's not even mine. Fu Xuan is also my counterpart, so at least I have someone with me.

[Qingque: That hurts. Please take back those words. My boss said she doesn't want to spend time with you.]

When Eileen heard that she was an acquaintance of Zhe, she invited her to come in first: "The store manager has gone out to buy goods. Please come in and wait for a while."

After Caesar entered the store, she sat down next to the counter, and Ellen went to get her a glass of water.

When Eileen returned with the cup, she saw Caesar smiling shyly, as if he was daydreaming about something. Eileen sensed something was wrong, and her face darkened: "What do you want with my manager?"

When Caesar heard Eileen ask him a question, he snapped out of his reverie and earnestly began to explain his relationship with Zhe to her, though his wording was somewhat abstract:

"You have no idea, the store manager and I are... what's the word again? Ah... right! Birds of a feather!"

Hearing Caesar's words, Eileen assumed he was some naive girl Zhe had abducted, and her face darkened further: "Hahaha... What a coincidence..."

Caesar, oblivious to Ellen's change, excitedly recounted how he and Ling met: "The shopkeeper and I fell in love at first sight!"

"Love at first sight?" Eileen was shocked, thinking she had misheard.

Caesar thought Eileen hadn't heard him clearly, so he explained seriously again: "Yes! We're birds of a feather, and we chatted naked all afternoon!"

"Why hasn't the manager come back yet?" Caesar checked the time and prepared to go back first: "I'll come back to find him tomorrow."

After Caesar left, the purple resentment on Elaine's head was already visible to the naked eye.

[Ling: That guy is really something, having such a beautiful sister-in-law like Ellen and not appreciating her!]

[Eileen: Thank goodness I didn't agree before, you scumbag!]

Himeko: Don't get so excited, what if it's an accident?

Fu Hua: Let's calm down first!

[Zhe: In reality, I'm a very sentimental person. Believe me, there will definitely be a twist later.]

[Ying: Your heart is broken into many pieces, and you love one piece for each piece, right? (?????)]

[Qiong: Lao Ying, you're really stirring things up at this time, you're utterly lacking in virtue!]

After Caesar returned to the outer ring, he told Lucy about what happened that day and was promptly lectured: "That's what you call instant rapport and meticulous attention to detail! Did your PE teacher teach you Chinese?"

After scolding Caesar, Lucy could only pray that Zhe was alright: "I hope the shopkeeper isn't dead..."

~~~ (ФωФ) ~~~ (A few hours later)

Zhe was given a terrible beating by Ailian as soon as he got home. He didn't even know why he was being beaten: "I'm innocent!"

After finally managing to climb to the doorway, Eileen stepped on him and dragged him back inside. Then, the sound of Eileen activating her skill came from inside the house: "Shark Whirlwind! Hah~ Uh~!"

Zhe: "Oh~ Hoo~ Hoo~ Hoo~!"

[Lucy: Pai Pai, drive! Take Caesar to elementary school, I'm going to register her!]

[Star: You're so good at using idioms! (*σ'?`)σ]

[Billy: As expected, Boss Caesar almost never uses idioms correctly (￣ω￣;)]

[Zhe: I'm so wronged! This is an undeserved disaster!]

[Ring: Brother, you're getting ahead of yourself. This only proves that Caesar's Chinese isn't good, it doesn't prove that you're fine!]

[Ying: That's right!]

[Funinga: This melon is delicious! It's so much fun, give me more!]

~~~~~~~Cool!~~~~~~~(A few days later)

As soon as Tetsuya was discharged from the hospital, he went back to the video store. After learning what had happened, he had a fight with Rin.

"I never expected you to be this kind of brother! (?ω? )"

Seeing Ling's expression, Zhe said matter-of-factly, "If you don't like me, you can leave this house (?_?)"

"Other brothers dote on their sisters, but what about you? Not only do you not dote on me, you even hit me! (?ω? )"

Although Rin's acting was phenomenal, Tetsuya was extremely dismissive and didn't even bother to look at her: "Tsk, that's just how I am."

"I've been doing your laundry and cooking for you every day, all for nothing (?ω? )"

Zhe couldn't listen anymore. He stared intently at Ling and demanded, "So... this is your reason for using my photo to start an online relationship, and for Eileen finding out? (?_?)"

Ling couldn't keep up the act any longer, and shyly squirmed, saying, "I... I just wanted to find a new sister-in-law... (〃ノωノ)"

Zheyi got even angrier when he heard Ling's reason, and angrily pointed at her: "Do you know that there is no such thing as divorce in Ellen's dictionary, only widowhood?"

Ling, embarrassed to look at her brother, awkwardly turned her head away, fidgeting with her fingers: "I thought she was usually quite virtuous... (▽▽；)"

Zhe blankly explained to Ling what had happened the previous two days: "He used his ultimate move when he hit me, you know! Even when that Shark Cyclone hit Niniwei, he didn't use that much force. The doctor thought I was hit by a half-cart and sent flying."

She said it was the first time she'd ever seen ribs tied in a bow. I was covered in bandages from head to toe, and when Eis saw me, she thought a mummy was attacking a city!

Seeing her brother in such a sorry state, Ling said awkwardly, "I just thought that girl was pretty... (O?O；)"

Hearing Ling say that, Zhe became curious about the girl's appearance: "Let me see."

Zhe glanced at Caesar's photo on Ling's phone, then looked at Ling with a puzzled expression: "Why don't you find one for yourself?"

Ling smiled and spread her hands, explaining, "I don't want to have an online relationship, maybe it has something to do with my upbringing (=^▽^=)"

Upon hearing Ling's reason, Zhe, enraged, ignored his bandages and sat up abruptly: "Go to hell! Apologize to your sister-in-law right now!"

[Kong: Zhe, you can't keep this sister anymore, just throw her away!]

[Zhe: I never expected this! The one who betrayed me throughout my life, which I've always walked on thin ice, was actually my own sister!]

[Captain: What, are you trying to emulate Genshin Impact's "Three Degrees"?]

[Sora: Rin got MVP!]

[Ring: Thank you all so much for your support!]

[March 7th: So, Rin, what are you so proud of?]

[Caesar: So... Zhe, how did you manage to tie your bones into a bow? That's amazing!]

[Vivian: I can do it, Lord Phaethon, let me be your girlfriend, I promise I'm much gentler than this Shark!]

[Zhe: Vivian is still the best to me, much better than that sister who only knows how to screw over her brother (?ω? )]

"System: Same as usual, you guys draw your rewards yourselves, I'm going to find the next source material."

[Ring: ...three high-grade Bomb batteries...that's alright]

[Caesar: ...Memory Bread (weakened version, 24 slices)... Yay! Now all I need to do is understand and apply what I've learned! No more rote memorization!]

Lucy: ...The spiked club (Kaido's teaching tool)...One hit enhances comprehension, two hits lead to mastery, three hits create genius.

Now everything's fine, Caesar, come here and take your beating! You won't have to go to school!

[Ellen: ...Frinina's little cake...it's so delicious, perfect for replenishing my energy!]

[Funinga: System, you actually stole my little cake! Fortune changes every thirty years, never underestimate a young girl's potential (「▼皿▼)]

[Zhe: ...Dionysus Factor Mini Version (Gotham)...Although it's been weakened to almost nothing, at least it has no side effects, so it's still a good thing!]

{Thanks to Gu Wushang, Kamen Rider WOS Beyond Drive, Xin Banyue, and Zack, the Lord of the Four Heavenly Dragons, for their generous contributions.}

Thanks to Yuan Yang, God Hongjun, the ever-calm and collected Mantis, and the two passionate contributors, Drive Li Ya.

Thanks to the three people who contributed their love and support: Killing in the Mortal World, and Baoding who loves eating pickled peppers and pork hearts.

Thanks to Ya Yige Hua, who loves fried eggplant fritters.

Chapter 131 Diluc: Can't you understand human language? (Second Update)

"System: As a system that starts with unofficial historical events, it's been a long time since we've released anything. Let's revisit our old formula."

[Diluc: Forget it, that good-for-nothing knight order is giving me trigeminal neuralgia.]

[Qin: Judging from the sequence, that time period seems to be when they were preparing to steal the qin.]

[Star: I have to say, your unofficial histories are truly outrageous.]

[Ling: It feels like everyone in Mondrie is mentally sound.]

"Unofficial History (Part 3): Diluk's Tavern"

(Source: YouTuber)

After Paimon and Luminous failed to steal the Sky Harp, they were pursued and eventually arrived at Diluc's tavern with Venti's help.

Upon entering the tavern, Wendy immediately noticed the tavern owner, Diluc:

"Hey boss... do you have any alcohol here?"

Diluc was speechless that someone would ask such a pointless question, and retorted, "What do you think?"

Wendy replied matter-of-factly, "I don't know, that's why I'm asking you!"

Diluc felt like this guy was just looking for trouble: "Are you kidding me? Don't you see I run a tavern? Tell me, do I have any alcohol here?"

[Funinga: This Wendy reminds me of Huaqiang buying melons.]

[Tvalin: Let's get down to business, Barbatos]

[Sino: This is truly Barbatos]

[Zhu Yuan: What do you mean? Did you mistype something?]

[Narcissus: Seno means that because the wind god's white silk was removed, he was called Barbatos (meaning "removed silk")]

[Tinari: Sano, shut up.JPG.]