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Chapter 134 The Hardware Software Engineer Worth 800 (First Update)

"System: Rejecting pornography, gambling, and drugs starts with me. Today, I'll show you an example of someone being arrested."

[Qiong: As a pioneer of good deeds, I am mortal with gambling and drugs.]

[Zhu Yuan: No, where's Huang?]

[Ying: I, Huang, am sworn enemies of gambling and drugs (?????)]

[Love Clothes: A Single 6]

"Zhu Yuan, what's wrong?"

(Source: YouTuber)

In the interrogation room of the Public Security Bureau, two police officers were interrogating Zhe, who had been arrested and brought back.

Qingyi was in charge of the interrogation, while Zhu Yuan was in charge of recording the process.

"Tell me honestly, who is the girl you're with? m9( ｀д' )!!!!"

The light from the desk lamp shone on Zhe's face, highlighting his helplessness:

"Officer, I've explained this to you many times already. She's a doctor."

Qingyi spotted a flaw in Zhe's words and asked a pointed question: "Doctor? Then why were you and her in a hotel?"

[Billy: Looks like the store manager got caught while playing jungle (*σ'?`)σ]

[Ring: Honestly, brother, you didn't even take me on such a fun activity!]

[Ying: Bringing you along is even stranger!]

Kiana: Mei, what kind of doctor has to work in a hotel? Do they need kidney slices?

[Ling Sha: In a sense, she is indeed eyeing Zhe's kidneys.]

Zhe sensed that Qingyi might know something, so he decided to take a gamble and rephrase the story to make it seem plausible, hoping Qingyi wouldn't suspect anything.

"That day I had a lot of swelling in one area, so badly that I couldn't walk. So I contacted her to come to the hotel to help reduce the swelling (=ω=；)"

Because Zhu Yuan has a very strong ability to associate and empathize, images of what happened appeared in her mind. Coupled with the fact that she was imagining herself as a doctor, she blushed shyly, and her eyes turned into circles.

Qingyi was surprised to hear a new excuse even after so many crackdowns on prostitution. She found it quite amusing: "Oh ho, a new version, but after our investigation, that person isn't a doctor! (?????)"

[Alan: It seems Qingyi came prepared; she's done quite a bit of research.]

[Hanabi: Great Rope Craftsman, it seems you gave yourself away from the very beginning.]

[Bell: Officer Zhu Yuan's face is flushed, such a nice detail! It looks so appetizing!]

[Star: It's not that this excuse is bad, it's just full of holes!]

[Kevin: After all, I was so swollen I couldn't even walk, how did I get to the hotel?]

[Qian Jie: If you really can't walk, then it's not edema, it's hematoma]

[Caesar: I believe in Zhe; he must have crawled over there!]

Lucy: Caesar, it's good that you still retain your childlike innocence.

Faced with the evidence presented by the officer in blue, Zhe feigned panic: "It's true, officers! You have to believe me! But... I didn't expect she didn't have a medical license (◎_◎;)"

Seeing that Zhe still refused to admit it, Qingyi had no choice but to resort to her ultimate weapon: "Then how much did you spend? (?_?)"

Because of the tense atmosphere just now, and because Qingyi asked so quickly, Zhe blurted out the answer in his next life, and then became coy afterward: "800 ヾ('▽｀;)ゝ"

Seeing Zhe's current state, Qingyi found it quite amusing and couldn't help but tease him: "800 seems a bit expensive, I know a place where it's cheaper (?????)"

Upon hearing that there were even more affordable options, Zhe became excited, completely forgetting that he was in the police station and the two people in front of him were police officers: "Where!? (づ︶ど)"

Beside Qingyi, Zhu Yuanhongwen's condition was getting worse. Her eyes were already blurry, her face was flushed, and she was panting heavily. She could no longer control her hand holding the pen.

After Zhe subconsciously asked for the address, he realized he had been exposed. Qingyi looked at him with a serious expression and asked, "What exactly does that person do?"

Zhe, embarrassed by his earlier foolishness, fidgeted with his hands, muttering, "Um... hardware software engineer... (-ω-；)"

[Star: Judging from Zhu Yuan's expression, I don't believe it's just my imagination; Xiao Ling must have exerted too much force under the table!]

[Qiong: If hardware software engineers are that, then the reverse is...]

[Zhe: Software hardening engineer, huh? But normal people probably don't need that.]

[Empty: This job, simply put, is the process of turning software into hardware and then back into software.]

[Rin: I'm an innocent child, I don't understand these things]

[A-Quan: As expected, the siblings selling pirated videos are performing as usual, it's so interesting!]

System: Hurry, the three of you draw a prize, I'll put one down (ゝω?'★)

[Zhu Yuan: ...Five-nut mooncake (I've seen the mooncake in the video)... It's so hard! You could use it to crack walnuts! Is this a metal mooncake?]

[Qingyi: ...6 bowls of brain-dead pickled cabbage beef noodles... Does it have the brand Kangshuaibo? Or is it endorsed by Fat Tiger?]

[Zhe: ...Melancholy Anna (game link)... Hmm! A story about a beautiful girl outsmarting a monster, not bad, I like it! (?????)]

System: Zhe is next, get ready.

"What's wrong with Zhe?"

(Source: YouTuber)

"It's all over, it's all over, it's all over!" Zhe ran back to the video store as fast as he could, and only breathed a sigh of relief after closing the door.

Ling was a little curious about what was going on: "What's wrong, bro? (⊙?⊙)"

After Zhe calmed down, he explained to Ling, "Today my lover... my wife... your sister-in-law..."

Ling thought something had happened to her sister-in-law, and her voice rose with anxiety: "What happened to my sister-in-law?! (⊙Д⊙)"

"The three of them met (＞ω＜；)" After hearing Tetsuya explain the reason, Rin's expression was like a wrinkled orange, indescribable: "It's really a case of 'Yes running boarding school, Bengbu living in a joke' (Bengbu living in boarding school)."

[Hooke: So... you can do that! That's amazing! Hooke has learned something!]

[Natasha: Hook, go back to your homework, don't learn this nonsense! (。?ˇ_ˇ?。:)]

Zhe had barely finished speaking when she heard the door close. She quickly hid behind Ling, nervously saying, "Um, Ellen, let me explain... (◎_◎;)"

But it was all for naught; Tetsuya was still dragged away by Eileen. Before leaving, he cried out in terror to his younger sister, "Rin, save me! Save me!! (╥_╥)"

Ling shook her head helplessly, indicating that she should pray for good luck.

When Ellen left, her face was rosy, and she happily cradled her smooth face in her hands.

Zhe lay on the bed, pale and emaciated, looking utterly exhausted, staring at the ceiling with a sense of hopelessness.

Narrator: After a while...

Jane passed by the small park and saw Zhe and Eileen playing with their little girl. Annoyed, she dragged Zhe away: "Manager, come with me, I need to talk to you! (－」－)"

Eileen watched helplessly as Zhe was dragged away, with no intention of helping him.

So Zhe burned himself out once more, not a single drop left. Jane left in the same state as Ellen before, her face full of happiness and glowing.

Narrator: After some time...

Eileen and Jane watched their children play together, while the children's father, Zhe, leaned against a tree trunk to relax.

Seeing this, Caesar became angry and dragged Zhe away. This time, Zhe didn't even have the strength to resist and could only let Caesar play with him.

When Caesar left, he was in a worse state than the previous two. If it weren't for the fact that his body was still twitching occasionally while he was lying in bed, he would have been no different from being dead.

Narrator: Um... after a while...

Jane looked at the three children in front of her and felt very satisfied: "Life now... seems pretty good~ (＾▽＾)"

Eileen and Caesar nodded in agreement, praising Jane's statement, while only Zhe sat in the corner by the stationery store entrance.

He was now shrouded in gloom, feeling utterly hopeless, looking like a gray-white, pure version of the artwork "The Scream," with large tears hanging from the corners of his eyes, yet never falling.

Bernice: It seems like Caesar and Zhe's child looks like Wright's child. Could there be more to this...?

[Ai-chan: I know! It must be Caesar who took Light and Tetsuya's child!]

[Wright: I won't say a word until my lawyer arrives... (?_?)]

[Star: If you don't have the skills, don't take on the job! Cheol looks so pathetic.]

[March 7th: I feel like this could be made into a documentary called "The Redemption of Kidney-Cutting Patients," it would definitely be a bestseller!]

[Hoshino: So Rin can hear the neighbors having sex every day at home! (?????)]

[Ring: What can we do? But the way you went from being aroused to begging for mercy, it sounds pretty good (?????)]

"System: I'm going to pick up some takeout; you guys can do a prize draw while I'm at it."

[Zhe: ...Handsome Milk...Well, here comes another knock-off. Let's put it in the store as a free gift.]

[Rin: I'm not going to smoke this time, I'm feeling a little panicked (=ω=；)]

[Caesar: ...KFG bucket...Yay, it's fried chicken!]

[Lucy: Don't eat yet! Why is Hannibal the spokesperson?! That's ridiculous!]

Bernice: The ingredient list is so honest! It says rooster, hen, and chicks. They really are there!

[Simplified: ...Ferrari and Lamborghini 5 yuan vouchers... there really aren't any usable ones! ('-ι_-｀)]

[Ellen: ...A jar of mixed-flavor lollipops... Wait, what are these Arminians and Mount Everest?]

Chapter 135 The Correct Way to Consume Paimon (Second Update)

"System: As we all know, Paimon's race is an emergency food source, and we don't know the correct way to eat them. However, I found the answer in some unofficial history, and I'll share it with you."

"Unofficial History Leads to the Ruins of the Wind Dragon"

(Source: YouTuber)

In the morning at Stargazing Cliff, after scaring away Dvalin with Wendy's singing, Diluc and the four of them took a break at his own Dawn Winery to recover their strength.

Ever since Diluc learned of Venti's exposed identity, he has been full of confidence for his subsequent actions:

"I really didn't expect this! Who the hell would have thought that the drunkard next to us is actually Barbatos, the god of wind! It seems that dealing with this Wind Demon Dragon should be a sure thing."

But Diluc recalled how Wendy's abstract singing at Starstalker Cliff had almost killed Dvalin with its awfulness, and felt a lingering fear: "Next time you're about to howl, please remind us to stay away."