Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

[Wendy: I'm the best bard in Teyvat, how could my singing be bad! This is an insult to me, it'll take thirty bottles of cider to fix it!]

[Sambo: You've got a clever plan! Reputation is no match for wine, typical Sambo!]

【Himeko Murata: Venti, as a good friend, everyone gets a share, I want five bottles! (?????)】

Wendy: What did you say? I can't hear you!

【Himeko Murata: Never mind, I don't want it (=ω=；)】

Wendy: Okay!

[Lucy: What are you guys dividing up? The system didn't even agree to give out alcohol!]

Wendy: ...

Wendy looked at Diluc and said she'd do anything as long as he got some alcohol: "Do you have any alcohol with you? Or you could pay me part of my wages first!"

When Paimon saw that Wendy hadn't finished her work and was already asking for her wages early, he told her some bad news:

"Singer, we were afraid you'd get drunk and start howling, so for safety's sake, we didn't bring you any alcohol. You'd better drink the northwest wind first!"

Wendy, thinking that as the goddess of wind, was being criticized by a mere emergency food item, decided to tease her:

"No alcohol is fine too! Since you're so thoughtful, and it looks delicious, and I'm a little hungry, let's make some braised Paimon!"

[Star: Little Paimon! Don't criticize everyone. If you run into someone you don't want to mess with, you'll get eaten alive (?????)]

[Wendy: If Paimon criticizes me again, I'll stew you and eat you when Bright isn't looking, ooh!]

[Paimon: Paimon will stay by Ying's side every step of the way and will never let the street performers succeed!]

[Lina: Little Paimon, listen to me, if Wendy tries to eat you, just give him your stash of money, and he'll let you go ╭?( ￣ ▽￣)╭?]

[Treasure Hunter: What a great business! Capture Paimon, take the money, then release him—it's a renewable resource!]

[Ying: What version of a heartless capitalist are you? This is just too much!]

Fu Hua: I don't know her. Whose child is this? I need to take her home myself. (?_?)

Kiana: Taking care of Shi Bao, it's really tough on the class monitor (￣ω￣;)

Jean immediately understood what Wendy was going to do and immediately started playing along with her:

"Lord Wendy, how could you say such a thing? Paimon is so cute, how could you say something like that? This should obviously be stir-fried with slimes!"

The mere mention of slimes conjures up images of indecent things for Wendy, who immediately shakes her head in refusal.

"Huh? No way! I hate slimes and stuff like that, they're all sticky."

This should be braised or grilled, with a little salt and my homemade secret seasoning. Take a bite of meat, then drink a bottle of dandelion wine. Ah~, just thinking about it makes my mouth water.

[Ying: Paimon was very thin back then, so we either steamed him or let him get some more fat.]

[Kaiya: She is indeed a bit thin, she should eat it with sauce (?????)]

[Xiangling: I know this like the back of my hand! The soul of this dish, pour it over me!]

[March 7th: This is so awful! They even made me hungry.]

"Can't you guys be serious for once? What's the point of making jokes like this?" Diluc found it amusing and decided to join in, offering his own opinion:

"Forget braised or steamed, I think it should be eaten raw, to preserve its original flavor! Taking a bite and you can even scream! Just thinking about it is so exciting."

Jean was stunned by Diluc's incredible statement and agreed: "As expected of Lord Diluc, this is a great way to eat! I approve!"

Paimon, hearing everyone discussing how his actions were becoming increasingly outrageous, finally lost his temper:

"Hehe! I agree with you three, you sons of bitches! I'll stew a pot of shit tomorrow and let you eat your fill!"

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: I thought Diluc would be the most normal and calm, but I didn't expect him to suddenly deliver a heavy blow.]

[Tail: I never expected there to be such a master! This person is too incredible!]

[Potio: I thought Barbatos was invincible, but Diluc is even more ferocious! Whose subordinate is this guy?!]

Diluc: ...Please stop using this old joke, thank you (?_?)

[Nekota: I remember this dish was originally made with a little mouse, I think it was called Three Squeaks, so Paimon ≈ little mouse!]

[Jiaoqiu: I was eating, and I burst out laughing while watching this! You guys are all amazing!]

[Pam: Although this Paimon who swears so much is a bit abstract, I still feel that you guys are all too brutal, Paim!]

As evening fell, everyone had finished resting and headed together to the Wind Dragon Ruins.

Not far from the entrance, Wendy stopped and then began to have intermittent bouts of erratic behavior, but thankfully he didn't forget his business:

"Ah! Let's get down to business! Although I'm suddenly quite curious about what you usually eat, traveler, I won't ask any more questions."

"The matter of Stormterror is more important. The entrance to the Stormterror's Ruins is just ahead; Stormterror should be there."

Just when things seemed to be going to be resolved, everyone stopped and started chatting, so Diluc had no choice but to urge Venti to lead the way quickly:

"Then hurry up and lead the way. What are you waiting for? Are you waiting for Paimon to stew shit? I hired you here and paid you 3000 Mora a day. Don't dawdle here."

"Mr. Lu, don't be anxious. Let me tell you, I have a friend who died from holding his pee because he was too impatient."

Hearing how serious Jean was, Diluc didn't press the issue any further: "So when exactly are we going to the Wind Dragon Ruins?"

"Traveler and Paimon, what do you think?" After Jean asked, everyone else turned to look at the two of them.

Paimon was still angry about what happened that morning and didn't give the group any face: "Wait until I've cooked you a pot of shit before we talk. We're not going to that damn Fengshi Ruins. You three can eat shit first!"

Diluc hadn't expected Paimon to be so angry, and he took the initiative to admit his mistake: "Little Paimon, don't be angry. We were just joking. Don't take it seriously."

After seeing Diluc's apology, Wendy also admitted her mistake to Sparkle:

"Traveler, don't be angry. I didn't mean to bully you because you're mute. It's all miHoYo's fault; he's the one who made you mute. Is everyone ready? If you're ready, let's go!"

[Danheng: Little Paimon really hasn't forgotten his original intentions! He's still thinking about revenge.]

[Paimon: That's right! I, Paimon, may be small, but I'm not someone to be bullied!]

[Paipai: I feel like you've spoken for Grandpa Lu (＾Ｏ＾)]

[Ying: Damn miHoYo! I haven't even had a chance to speak more than a few lines in this long main storyline.]

[Star: Me too, Qiong!]

[Qiong: It was almost all of March 7th and Danheng who told us!]

[Captain: I feel like things are fine as they are now, it saves effort.]

"System: Are you guys still going to try your luck? Maybe you'll get something good!"

[Paimon: I believe you, come on... Kruger Cuisine: Blood Cotton Red Bean Paste... Ying, help! It's moving and bleeding, I feel like it's going to bite me! (?ω? )]

[Ying: ...Deaf Buns...Paymon, these buns are for your dinner.]

Diluc: ...An ancient coin...Which dynasty would use this? What a cool coin!

[Wendy: ...A strong-smelling mortar-flavored liquor...Are you sure it's not an artillery shell? Do you think I've never been to Fontainebleau?!]

[Qin: ...A box of honey extract... Is this a typo? Hearing this name, I wouldn't dare drink it!]

Chapter 136 Hoshimi Miyabi: I'm the Shop Manager's Fiancé (First Update)

"System: To remind everyone that while you can eat shit, you can't say whatever you want, here's an example from a zero-point zone."

[Yuecheng Liu: What kind of interesting statement is this? And isn't it backwards?]

[Azure Horn: Is there nothing else to eat? Why would you eat such disgusting stuff?]

[Ying: The system must have been corrupted by Paimon in yesterday's video.]

[Paimon: Don't spread rumors!]

[Star: I'm a little curious, is the main character this episode the older brother or the younger sister?]

Hoshimi Miyabi: Hello, I'm the store manager's fiancé.

(Source: YouTuber)

Vivian got up early to prepare her makeup so she could bump into Phaethon at the video store sooner.

Vivian never expected that Ling would give her such a huge surprise.

Vivian saw a woman she didn't recognize in the store and screamed in fright:

"Lord Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa E Tong Tong!"

Coincidentally, Hoshimi Miyabi was in human-machine mode at this time, and wouldn't answer proactively, only repeating, "Sir."

Ling was startled by Vivian's sudden scream: "W-what's wrong? (◎_◎!)"

Vivian stared wide-eyed at Hoshimi Miyabi, then covered her mouth in shock with her hand: "Why are there other women in your shop?!"

Hoshimi Miyabi: "Woman"

[Simplified: Isn't it normal for women to appear in video rental stores?]

[Star: Yeah, we already know quite a few people go there regularly.]

[Ying: Yeah, like Trigger, Tsukishiro Ryu, Hoshimi Miyabi, Caesar, etc., they're practically regulars.]

[A-Quan: And Trigger has special privileges; while others can't, she can go directly into Rin and Tetsu's room!]

Vivian: No way!!! I'm behind!! You guys can include me when you play!

I don't mind, I can even help push from behind if you get tired! (?ω? )】

[Tail: This is insane!]

[Pam: This is practically insane, isn't it, Pam?]

Upon hearing Vivian's question, Ling nervously broke out in a cold sweat. To avoid being misunderstood, she carefully explained Hoshimi Miyabi's situation to her:

"Wait a minute, wait a minute. She is Ms. Hoshimi Miyabi. She is currently undergoing some kind of special training and can only repeat the last words of sentences. If you don't believe me, greet her."

Hearing Ling say that, Vivian, still skeptical, decided to try it herself: "Y-you, hello?"

Hoshimi Miyabi: "Hello"

Ling felt that she was now cleared of suspicion, and looking at Vivian, she was no longer nervous: "See, I wasn't wrong! ( ﹡^o^﹡ )"

Vivian was still somewhat skeptical, and then asked the question she most wanted to know: "Please, what is your relationship with Lord Phaethon?"