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When Ling heard Vivian ask this question, and seeing that Hoshimi Miyako was probably in no condition to answer it, she advised, "I already said that asking like this is useless. Right now, she'll probably just keep repeating this word."

Unexpectedly, Vivian's words seemed to have triggered a key, instantly waking Hoshimi Miya from her human-machine mode. She looked at Vivian and calmly replied:

"I am the store manager's fiancé."

After Hoshimi Miyabi finished answering, the entire room fell silent for a moment, then Rin's bewildered expression and Vivian's exclamation were heard:

"what!!!"

[Yomiya: It feels like Hoshimi Miyabi's lucidity is intentional (=^▽^=)]

[Zhe: My sister was proven wrong as soon as she finished speaking.]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Seele: Miss Vivian was so scared she turned into a 2D art style ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Gui Naifen: I feel that if this trend continues, Ling might take both of them at once]

While Vivian and Rin were still in a daze, Fairy stepped in and helped Rin explain things clearly:

“Miss Vivian, please allow me to explain on behalf of my master. Not long ago, to help Miss Hoshimi Miyabi who was being harassed by passersby, my master kindly lied and claimed to be her…”

After hearing Fairy's words and confirming that she wasn't being tricked, Ling nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, it was a white lie."

Although Fairy performed well at the beginning, the results of her subsequent independent analysis were quite disappointing:

"Considering the owner's nature of falling in love with every woman he meets, we cannot rule out the possibility that this is the owner's true thought, and according to my estimate, the probability is as high as 70%."

Ling was taken aback that Fairy would betray her so bluntly, and quickly told the two that she didn't mean it that way:

"How could I possibly have such thoughts? Talking nonsense would only bother me."

Upon hearing Rin's rebuttal, Hoshimi Miyabi began to overthink, causing her thoughts to become like a tangled ball of yarn:

"I see. So, as someone I'm engaged to, am I causing trouble for the shop manager?"

Rin sensed that something was wrong with Hoshimi Miyabi and quickly stopped her from overthinking: "No, no, no, I wasn't talking about Miyabi!"

When Vivian heard Ling say it wasn't Ya's problem, she began to suspect it was hers: "So you're talking about me! Is this the kind of annoying person Lord Phaethon thinks of me?"

Ling had just calmed Ya down when she turned to comfort Vivian, saying, "No, no, I didn't say anything more about Vivian."

Hoshimi Miyabi: "As expected, they're still talking about me."

Vivian: "They're clearly talking about me."

Ling couldn't figure out what the two were arguing about. The chaotic situation made her mind go blank, and she was a little at a loss.

"This is so confusing, what should I do now?"

[Ya: I do have a fiancé, but it's Zhe.]

[Zhe: It seems like there was such a thing.]

[Bell: Fairy's analysis is completely inaccurate; I think it's lovesick.]

She's been talking a lot, so Fairy has decided to use 70% of next month's electricity bill to buy gifts for Vivian.

[Hiluva: Judging from Ling's current reaction, I feel that the 70% figure is conservative.]

Clara: I feel like if Fairy keeps talking, Rin is going to unplug the power cord.

Kiana: Things are really getting out of hand in my own backyard, a real battleground has broken out!

[Li Sushang: From being single-minded to being blocked at both ends]

[Alicia: Stop arguing! If it's Alicia, then you want it all!]

[Ling: Sister Aili is right, I want them all. (Ao Bai clenching his fist - JPG)]

[Kong: Ling, you two are siblings. Call your brother over, and you can each take one down, right?]

Zhe: My good brother, always in my heart!

Seeing that Rin didn't know what to do, Fairy offered a solution: "If Master wants to get through this difficult time, please have Miss Vivian start spinning around right now."

When Ling heard Fairy's solution, she was a little confused: "Why?"

Fairy: "Because as long as Miss Vivian spins around, she'll turn around (turn danger into safety)."

In an instant, Sixth Street seemed to be attacked by super-strong ice-type ether energy, and the temperature plummeted.

[Sino: I get it, the essence of this lame joke lies in the homophones!]

[ScrewGumm: This lame joke is hilarious]

[Ying: Oh no! The race's too big! Everyone be careful!]

[Tinari: It's so cold! Seno, shut up!]

Kiana: I don't know about other things, but at least this lame joke will most likely wake someone up from their reverie.

After being chilled by Fairy's corny jokes, the three of them sobered up. The chill they had felt earlier even inspired Hoshimi Miyabi:

"A sharp sword is at hand, the wind, flowers, frost, and moon are named after the remnants of snow, and the cold gleam fears cold words."

Hearing the familiar phrase, Rin looked at Hoshimi Miyabi curiously: "Miyabi, why are you suddenly talking about haiku again?"

Hoshimi Miyabi said not to worry about it, it was just a spontaneous comment: "I just heard a lame joke and it resonated with me, so I just made a casual remark."

Fairy understood that Hoshimi Miyabi was praising her, and happily took the initiative to translate, giving her comment: "Miss Hoshimi Miyabi means that my joke is sharper than her sword, and is rated as the coldest."

Rin praised Hoshimi Miyako's writing skills, stating that her own level was far inferior, and then gave Miyako an example:

"As expected of Ya, even her complaints are eloquent, unlike me who can only cobble together some doggerel."

For example: Spicy Chicken Burger, Double Cheese Beef Burger, Deep-Sea Cod Burger, and so on.

fairy: "Does the owner mean she's struggling with what to have for lunch? She's rated the most indecisive!"

[Ambi: These are all my favorite burgers. It's lunchtime, I'll go try them.]

[Azure Horn: Rin's haiku are making me hungry! Section Chief Masaru, let's go eat!]

[Ya: Sure, let's go to that ramen shop on Liufen Street, it's pretty good.]

[Paimon: Me too, Ying, take me to eat something delicious!]

[Xiangling: Paimon! Didn't you just eat three portions of Fairy Jumps Over the Wall, five fried eggs, and four sweet stuffed chickens?]

[Ying: Those were just Paimon's appetizers, otherwise how could she afford at least 30 Mora a month for food!]

Vivian also wanted to receive praise from Rin, and said that she could do it too. After reciting her haiku, she was a little shy:

"Lord Phaethon, I am also very good at writing haiku. Listen to this: I love Phaethon, Phaethon, oh Phaethon. I only love Phaethon."

It's really embarrassing to say such things in front of me.

fairy: "Miss Vivian means exactly what it says, and her assessment is the most straightforward."

Vivian's fervent haiku left Rin speechless: "Putting aside how well the haiku was written, I could at least feel Vivian's sincerity."

As a master of haiku, Hoshimi Masaru was very professional and quickly came up with a new inspiration:

"I've come up with a new idea with Phaethon as the theme: The spring waters are gradually melting, suddenly reflecting Phaethon's fair face, his smile as bright as a rainbow."

Ling roughly understood the meaning of the sentence and felt a little embarrassed: "Wow, is this a compliment? I'm so embarrassed."

Fairy: "What Ms. Hoshimi Miyabi means is, Master, don't be shy, she's just saying it for show. She's rated as the most interesting."

[Walter: Miss Vivian's sentence structure is really straightforward! Youth is wonderful!]

Kiana: I don't see what's so embarrassing about Miss Vivian! This could be described as the most straightforward and the most infatuated (?????)

Zhe: Holy crap, they're probably after us.

[Himeko: Ms. Masayuki's haiku is also quite good. It's been praised as the most literary, elegant, and rhyming, a moment showcasing the charm of Chinese.]

[Ye Lan: No wonder she's Officer Zhu's good friend.]

Vivian, not to be outdone, planned to press her advantage and achieve her goal:

"Lord Phaethon, I too will use a haiku to praise your appearance: I rise precisely at midnight and come to Phaethon's house. I crawl into the quilt."

Ling's eyes widened when she heard Vivian's finished product. She hadn't expected it to be like this: "This isn't praising me at all. Isn't the whole thing just talking about what you want to do?"

Vivian was overjoyed by Ling's reaction, having finally succeeded: "The fact that she didn't object immediately means she agreed!"

Ling deflated like a punctured balloon: "I've been tricked!"

Hoshimi Miyabi didn't understand what Vivian and Rin were talking about, and asked curiously, "What kind of training is crawling under the covers? Can I join in?"

fairy: "Miss Vivian means you should figure it out for yourself."

[Star: Vivian really isn't even acting anymore.]

[Dream Seeker: Vivian's current appearance reminds me of someone named Shirai Kuroko]

[Captain: Absolutely! They're all obsessed with their idols to the point of becoming psychopaths.]

[Rin: All I want to say is, Aya, you've come at the perfect time! (?????)]

[Ying: So what about the follow-up videos of Vivian and Rin? I want to see them!]

[Vivian: I want to see it too!]

"System: I just happen to have some time to do the lucky draw for you guys. I'll go check if there are any problems with the materials."

[Hoshimi Miyabi: ...The mortar shell water cup (Chen Nini)...give it to Yuuma, maybe he can use it.]

[Vivian: ...The Thousand Chance Umbrella (The King's Avatar)... It has so many functions! Is there an instruction manual?]

[Ring: ...Grenade Launcher Camera (Chen Nini)...It's pretty fun. The camera makes gunshots when you take pictures, and you can even use it to scare people!]

Chapter 137 Honkai Impact 3rd Kindergarten: Little Gretchen's Complete [Growth] (Second Update)

"System: Today we've got something interesting for you, Captain's kids!"

Kiana: How many have you had?

[A-Quan: By the way, who did the captain marry?]

[Star: I feel like he probably married all the Valkyries.]

[Kaeya: Is this some kind of Golden Kidney Warrior?]

Kiana's child and Mei's child were playing with the Driver nearby, occasionally adding a few embarrassing anecdotes about their mothers to liven things up: