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"This world is not beautiful at all. ArcDriver.JPG."

"Drink, I will fall into darkness, so that you may return to the light. Wang Jian.JPG.(＞?＜)"

Kiana and Mei sat on the sofa chatting and sharing the latest news:

"By the way, Mei, the captain and Auntie are planning to have Raven be the head of the kindergarten."

Mei felt that Raven was fine, but she still had a bad feeling: "It would be quite appropriate for her to come. Where has the kindergarten been located yet?"

Kiana thought for a moment and said uncertainly, "It seems to be on a small island. After all, Luna and the others have a special situation, so they need to choose a more secluded place."

"This... should be fine." When Mei heard about the location, she knew something was wrong. The image of the raven crying on the ruins after the island exploded automatically flashed in her mind.

Mei: Opening a kindergarten on a small island is no problem, and having a raven as the principal is also no problem.

[Yuecheng Liu: But when these two are combined, they produce a wonderful reaction]

[Qiong: Why can the island fly? Because its owner is the island's Boom Crow (?????)]

[Raven: ……(?_?)]

[Kevin: Wait, both kids have a bit of red in their hair! They look so familiar.]

[Siegfried: Captain!!]

[Captain: If I said I didn't do it, would you believe me? Haha (oωo；)]

[Star: I'm just curious how many kids are in this kindergarten. Are they the captain's (?????)?]

[Ying: I'm so envious! So many beautiful girls, I'm going to steal them all away when the world is connected!]

[Paimon: Luminous, don't act like those perverted male protagonists in hentai!]

On the other side of the island, Raven is working in his office.

"I became the principal of a kindergarten, but there's something strange about this kindergarten: all the children here are that man's daughters."

As for why I became the principal of this kindergarten, it all started on that moonless morning.

Narrator: Three days ago

Raven slammed her hand on Theresa's office desk, her tone revealing disbelief: "Huh? You want me to be the principal of Honkai Impact 3rd Kindergarten?"

Theresa looked at the raven helplessly and gave several very reasonable reasons:

"There's no other way. We can't send Luna and the others to a regular kindergarten, can we? What if they need their parents called in one day, and none of us are available? We can't expect the captain to be their parent all by himself, can we?"

"Sigh! Why do I feel like there's nothing wrong with that statement?" Judging from Raven's thoughts, she knew that she had been successfully fooled by Theresa.

Theresa, seeing that Raven seemed to be still considering, pressed her advantage, looking at Raven with a chilling gaze and repeating:

"In short, Raven, go and become the Dean, go and become the Dean, go and become the Dean..."

Raven, terrified by Theresa's erratic behavior, agreed to the job: "Okay, okay, I got it!"

Narrator: Let's go back to the present.

Raven sat in the office, happily doing her work: "Well, at least someone's willing to help me..."

Aponia placed the documents on Raven's desk and gave a briefing on the day's progress: "The children have all gone home, and they had a wonderful day."

Raven recalled Aponia's information and felt quite pleased: "Aponia, one of the Thirteen Heroes of the Previous Era, and also that guy's wife. She is very popular with the children, so I feel at ease having her as their nanny."

Narration: A picture of a class

Kiana: No way, those kids are all the captain's? That's outrageous!

[Treasure Hunter: I see so many familiar faces! Rita, Durandal, two Seeles, Alicia, Bronya… Holy crap! So many! How did the Captain manage that?]

[Captain: Was I this happy in that timeline? So many adorable daughters! So many beautiful wives, I'm so jealous!]

[Star: No way! That's outrageous! What kind of Alexandre Dumas is he? He's so prolific!]

[Zhe: I'm so envious, but I really can't handle kidneys (╥_╥)]

[Ring: Brother, if you're bad at cooking, practice more. Don't shirk responsibility.]

[Sora: Pfft~, Tetsuya, good luck! (?????)]

During class, Kiana, Mei, and Alicia obediently gathered around Aponia, waiting to hear a story.

"Mommy Aponia, what story are we going to hear today?"

As Aponia responded to the children, she looked at the little duckling that was hugging her from behind:

"Today we're going to tell a healthy, positive, and uplifting story."

[Honkai Impact 3rd Seele: Bronya's child, just as precocious as her!]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: It must be the captain's fault!]

[Qiong: This child is so talented at such a young age; he'll definitely be a pillar of society when he grows up.]

[Nekota: They're all so cute! I want to pinch them!]

[Furina: I have so many kids that I need to open a kindergarten. Captain, you're really awful!]

In the dean's office, Qianjie sat with his legs crossed in a chair and sighed, "Those little brats really are worthy of being that man's daughters, they're so noisy."

Aponia: "Thousand Calamities, please don't call them little brats, or the captain will come looking for you to fencing again."

Qianjie was furious at the thought of being tricked into coming here: "Aponia, you tricked me into coming here to help, just so I'd take care of a bunch of little brats, right?"

Aponia directly exposed Qianjie's true colors; he was just being arrogant: "Qianjie, didn't you want to repay the captain? And you clearly like them a lot, don't you?"

Raven glanced at Kosmo next to Thousand Calamities, wondering why he was there:

"Kosmo, Thousand Calamities was called here by Aponia to help (?△?)"

You came to help, not because... (you like little girls)

Kosmo said he was just looking for someone: "I'm looking for Gretchen. It's been two years since I last saw her after she moved to the Hyperion. How is she doing?"

The raven, imagining Gretchen's shape, didn't know what to say: "Um... this... this... (⊙ω⊙)"

[Kosmo: Judging from Raven's appearance, Greta seems to be in trouble! Captain, you wouldn't be...!! (?_?)]

[Black Tower: The computer input the captain's data and analyzed it; the probability is very high!]

[Kevin: Captain!!! (艹皿艹)]

【Thousand Tribulations: Captain!!! (#｀皿')】

[Thoma: Oh no, the captain's going to crash!]

[Billy: I have a feeling there's a mass slaughterhouse ahead (?????)]

Just as Kosmo finished asking about Gretchen's situation, Gretchen entered with her child:

"Aponia, Raven, aren't you ready yet? Captain has been waiting for ages. Hey? Kosmo, Thousand Calamities, what are you doing here?"

Kosmo looked at the child next to Gretsch, and the few strands of red hair on the child's head, and was a little at a loss:

“Gresh…you…”

Gretchen, holding the child, introduced her to the two people: "That...this is Gretchen...my daughter with the captain."

"Sorry, Kosmo, the captain told me not to tell you yet."

Greta looked at Qianjie and Kosmo surrounding the captain, somewhat bewildered: "Hey! Kosmo!"

The captain looked at the two men surrounding him angrily, his voice trembling as he spoke: "Gentlemen, what do you want with me? I'm a married man now, so go easy on me."

Qianjie: "You beast...you bastard! (╬⊙皿⊙)"

Narrator: The kindergarten built on the island has become a hit!

"System: In order to help everyone vent, we have teleported everyone and the captain in the video to a special space. There will be no other rewards."

You can't kill anyone here; fatal wounds will heal after you leave. Attack as you please.

(The following section was inspired by the comments section.)

[Raven: It's okay, I'm used to it! (╥_╥)]

[Susanna: Why are my shoes in the hallway photo?]

[Kosmo: Captain! I'm going to skin you alive and eat your liver!! Transformation JPG. (「▼皿▼)]

[Kevin: Open the door! Moths of Fire! Heavenly Fire, unsheathed!]

Scott: Why do I feel so guilty listening to Greta talk? It must be that damn captain's doing!

[Zhongli: You beast! The heavens and earth are in turmoil!]

[Xiao: How could you hurt such a cute child! Take this, Demon-Slaying Nuo Dance!]

[Star: The fragments of the Black Tower space station can still be used one or two more times. Don't stop me, I'm going to chop this bastard to pieces.]

[Treasure Hunter: The shockwave is huge, let's use ranged attacks instead. Go ahead, you're so tactless!]

[World Tree: Open the door! Tree Sea Association! I can't stand this anymore!]

[Ying: I'm abandoning all my quests to come here and kill you, you beast! (Holds Windhawk Sword in left hand, Sky Blade in right hand)]

[Walter: Captain, you have no future! Eden's Star O Zero Rated Power!]

[Qian Jie: Damn it, she's still a child! (Mask shattered - JPG)]

[Captain: I can't even stand it anymore! You guys do as you please, I'll go to the Hall of Rebirth and order a coffin to take back to him (「▼皿▼)]

[Li Sushang: This child doesn't even look like an adult! It's such a tragedy! Let me hit him too...]

Sambo: It's all Mebius's fault (?????)

[Möbius: ...]

Chapter 138 Sam: Oh my god, no way, buddy? (First update)

System: Friends, have you ever seen a clown? If not, no worries, we'll show you today.

Sam: Oh my god! No way, man!

(Source: YouTuber)

[Ifa: This title looks like it was written by Kakuku]