Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

Zhe: Little sister, let's lock our door tonight ('-﹏-`；)

[Ling: Agreed ╮( oωo )╭]

[Hugo: Dracula's coffin... looks so comfortable.]

Chapter 161 Kiana: Everyone's wishes are so simple (First update)

"System: This system has found another fan-made creation where Kiana's wish is granted. What do you all think?"

"Who else wants their New Year's wish fulfilled?"

[Mei: Is it similar to the previous New Year's Wishing God?]

[Ying: Hopefully, this time her method of fulfilling her wish will be more reliable.]

[Ring: That's not necessarily true]

[Fireworks: How can fan-made content be without fun? It's more fun when there are unexpected twists and turns (?????)]

"Hi everyone, this is Kiana! Today I'm giving away some things you wanted! (=^▽^=)"

Kiana, dressed in her new Lunar New Year skin, confidently stands on the street searching for her target.

Just then, a Vita happened to walk past her.

"Hey, isn't this Xiaowei? Happy New Year! (*^▽^*)"

Vita was surprised that Kiana would suddenly lean in, and said awkwardly:

"Ahaha, it's Miss Kiana..."

Kiana, wanting Vita to be the first person to have her wish granted, asked curiously:

"So, what are your New Year's wishes? I'll make everyone's dreams come true today!"

"A wish..." Upon hearing that Kiana could grant her a wish, Vita had a sudden inspiration and thought of something amusing. With a smile, she said:

"I'd like to treat everyone to something to drink. How about we turn all the water here into milk tea... (?ˇ?ˇ?)"

Kiana was surprised that Vita would make this wish, and she felt that she had misunderstood Vita before:

"I never knew Vita was such a kind person! Don't worry, everyone will definitely feel your kindness! ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ"

[Star: My wish? I want Kiana to be my wife! (???)]

[Furina: My sixth sense tells me that Vita's wish can't be that simple (?O?O?)]

[Captain: Vita is no easy task (OェO;)]

[Billy: Does she want to use all this milk tea to make everyone here fat to death? (oωo)]

"Haha, that's great!" Vita was even happier to hear that Kiana had agreed, and finished saying the second half of what she wanted to say:

"Then could we just make everyone lactose intolerant and then tear down all the toilets?! (*σ'?`)σ"

Kiana realized she had been too hasty in her celebration and underestimated Vita's playful nature. She pulled out her long staff, looked at Vita with a smile, and threatened:

"I accidentally spaced out just now, could you repeat your wish? (∩▽∩)"

Vita, seeing Kiana's readiness to attack at any moment, cautiously shrank back: "I'm begging you, please let me go (^ω^；)"

[Star: I thought she was going to add laxatives, I didn't expect her to do this]

Wendy: Vita, why does she always do such inhuman things?

Kiana: I definitely overestimated her. I shouldn't have expected her to have any serious wishes.

[Zhe: As expected of you, Lezi Tower, you surrendered pretty quickly too.]

[Captain: After all, if she doesn't behave, with Qi Tian Da Sheng's abilities, dealing with her should be a piece of cake (?????)]

Theresa, her face turning purple, sighed as she passed Kiana: "Ugh..."

Kiana, seeing Theresa's listless appearance, asked curiously, "Auntie, what's wrong with you?"

When Theresa saw Kiana's outfit, she took the opportunity to pour out all her grievances, hoping Kiana could help her solve her problems:

"I've been working too much overtime lately, and I keep having nightmares at night. I really want to have a good, sweet sleep like a baby (。o_o)"

Kiana was hearing Theresa's wish for the first time and began to seriously consider how to fulfill it:

"This is a dream, how can I make her fall asleep again? I have no choice but to try this... Heh heh~"

Narrator: Kiana launched a Knight Kick at Theresa, and it was very effective!

After being kicked by Kiana, Theresa lay peacefully on the ground, her eyes slowly closing, drool dripping from the corner of her mouth.

"Ah... finally... I can rest..."

[March 7th: Are you asleep in your dreams? Gallagher can help you.]

[Naxi Da: Dreams within dreams are dangerous; it's best not to try them lightly.]

[Billy: So that's how it's solved, huh? Cavaliers flying kick (???)]

[Qiong: 100 million horsepower of power, the ultimate emperor's legs!]

[Zhe: Watch my Leo Flying Kick!]

[Captain: The bishop has been assassinated. Seal off the scene. (つoωo)つ]

[Kevin: I heard the echo]

Kiana had just fulfilled her period's wish when she saw someone rushing towards her, eager to have their wish granted as well:

"My turn! My turn! Let me make a wish, I need to make a wish now! Hurry! (。ì _ í。)"

Kiana looked at the somewhat familiar Dream Seeker in front of her and asked in confusion, "Wait a minute, which timeline did this little girl come from? It's not your turn to appear yet!"

Before Kiana could retract her raised foot from kicking her period, the Dream Seeker was already kneeling before her, pitifully pleading:

"Ugh, please, Great Sage Qitian, help me! Let my keyboard start typing my thesis by itself! I can't finish! ( ?o ﹏ o? )"

Upon hearing that the wish concerned academics, Kiana immediately refused, righteously criticizing, "Academic fraud is unacceptable! (o`~'o)"

[Luminous: Wow, those are Kiana's fair and rosy feet! I'm going to eat them! (﹃ ?)]

[Star: This close-up is absolutely amazing! The photographer deserves a bonus tonight!]

[Mei: Kiana, come back to my room with me, I need to talk to you (=°ω°)ノ]

Kiana: Okay, Mei... Ah, Mei, don't do that, it's a bit cold... Mei, why does it taste salty...?

[Zhu Yuan: Senior Qingyi, what are those two doing? Their voices sound off.]

[Qingyi: Mind your own business when it comes to the women's circle. (Drinking tea.)]

The dreamer's desire to slack off was thwarted, so they had to find other ways to solve the problem:

"I wish for a windfall in the new year, so I'll never have to worry about research funding again! Waaah~...(?ω? )"

Kiana felt she could help the dreamer fulfill their wish, so she took out her large backpack and rummaged through it to see if there was anything useful:

"Poor thing, but I don't have any red envelopes on me. Oh! I'll just give her this gold brick! What a windfall!"

Kiana picked up the gold brick and smashed it hard, just as the dream seeker had requested.

Kiana used too much force, and the gold brick hit the Dream Seeker, carrying her into the sky and transforming her into the brightest star in the night sky.

Dream Seeker: "Ah~ Ah~..."

Kiana, hands on her hips, beamed with satisfaction and pride: "Fulfilling everyone's wishes was pretty easy! I'll fill them in again next time (∩▽∩)"

[Navia: Kiana's pose when throwing the gold brick looks so familiar.]

Fu Hua: Just like Xiao Shi's posture when he hits someone with a brick...

[Star: It's quite similar to my adoptive father's attack.]

[Anton: I understand, this is the ultimate martial arts technique, the Mighty Golden Brick Hand]

[Ace: Hey, you're speeding!]

[Sambo: Seriously, can Martian God really be killed like that?]

"System: Everyone come and participate in the lucky draw! There's another video coming soon!"

[Dream Seeker: Two gold bricks... Ouch, that's making my face sting a little]

[Vita: Captain, please empty my shopping cart (one-time use)... This stuff is great (?????)]

[Captain: You won't use it recklessly... right?]

Kiana: Mei's browser history... What does Mei usually look at?

o(*////▽////*)q】

[Theresa: A plate of bitter melon dumplings... the flavor was a bit bland, and it felt like there wasn't enough bitter melon.]

Chapter 162 Where did Yaedo's inspiration come from? (Second update)

"System: You've written too many long stories, so today we'll give you a few short Genshin Impact stories to give you a break."

(All material in this chapter is selected from the uploader's content.)

[Ying: Oh wow, how many victims will there be this time (?????)]

[Ring: I reckon there will be quite a few (,,?ω?,,)]

[Fireworks: Watching others have fun is the most fun! ヾ(≧∪≦*)ノ]

At the shrine of Kagemaya, I dreamt that Tsukimi Mizuki came to pray there and happened to meet the traveler Sora, and even heard his heaven-defying wish:

"Please bless me so that I find a lost jade pendant when I go out tomorrow, but I will be honest and return it to the old man."

Meng Jianyue was still a little confused when she heard this, not understanding what Kong meant. She looked at him questioningly and found that Kong's attitude had become devout (◎_◎;).

"But in fact, Bie Laozai is a billionaire with no children and wants to find an heir."

The jade pendant was his test for his successor. As a young man with dreams, I refused the old man's request because I wanted to start my own business and make anime-style games (?????)”

[Xing: Xiao Kong, I was thinking you only contributed a few dollars for incense, why are you always thinking about such unrealistic things?]

[Ying: I can't even stand it anymore, bro, this wish is too wild]