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[Hu Tao: Is Zhong Li really that resilient? She can even do the splits (???)]

[Zhe: I sensed Egg's sadness.]

Meng Jianyue never expected that the guy next to her would get so excited talking to her, getting happier and happier as he talked, looking at him as if he were an idiot (ー△ー；).

"But thanks to Bie Laozai's tireless efforts, I accepted his investment. Who would have thought that the game would top the charts in 100 countries on the first day of its public beta? From then on, the company's stock soared, and I became a billionaire without even realizing it."

The dream of the moon was the first time I had ever heard such an outrageous wish. I felt like my intelligence had been insulted, and a few crows flew awkwardly over my head (≡Д≡).

[Silver Wolf: No way, what game can top the charts in 100 countries within a day of its public beta launch? That's ridiculous!]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: There's absolutely no logic to this! (￣ω￣;)]

[Caesar: Did he really come to pray?]

Lucy: It feels like they're here to cause trouble.

"At the celebration party, I bravely saved the girl. It turns out he was Dawei, the peerless dancer who provided motion graphics for countless roles."

He was moved by my bravery and fell in love with me. Later, he told me his true identity: he was actually a former god of Teyvat.

I don't even know how to describe this abstract concept anymore. I've stopped praying and just staring at the sky with some outrageous ideas.

"To stop the darkness from descending, please, I developed a brain-computer interface, broke down the fourth-dimensional wall, sent him back to the second dimension, and rejoined the Demon God War. In the end, the rules of the universe were rewritten, and I became the new God of Teyvat. ヾ('▽｀)ゝ"

Paimon: Dawei, isn't he a guy?

[Ying: I never expected that you'd become gay at such a young age.]

[Giovanni: Is this script for real? How about we make him a fictional historian?]

[A fictional historian: We need just this kind of talent. Come and apply for employment! The address is *****]

[Captain: I think I know where Yaedo's inspiration came from (￢_￢)]

Meng Jianyue couldn't stand it anymore and pointed at Kong's nose, complaining, "No way, are you dreaming?..."

While the two were arguing, Yae no Miko, along with her editor-in-chief, listened to the whole thing from behind the sacred cherry tree: "Did you write it all down?"

[Yae no Miko: Thank you, Your Highness, for the inspiration. For scripts like this, you can contact Yae-do directly.]

[Empty: Never mind, my thought process isn't that ridiculous (-ι_- )]

"System: You guys draw a reward, then move on to the next one."

[Yae no Kamiko: Douluo Continent I... Why does it feel like that Grandmaster was slacking off the whole time? How can he have the nerve to say he nurtured a god? (；￣д￣)]

[Empty: The jade pendant for that guy... really only one jade pendant?]

[Dreaming of Mizuki: Digestive aid tablets (modified)... are pretty good, they can speed up the digestion of nightmares]

System: Once you've finished drawing all the lots, I'll continue.

Noelle: This looks like a training method to enhance strength. I'll take notes.

[Star: Not necessarily. Half of the fan-made content is high-quality, and the other half is just awful.]

Valesa's Little Classroom is in session! Today she's teaching two students: Paimon and Funina.

Today I'll teach you how to lose weight.

Dieting is eating like it's a holiday.

After Valesa finished explaining, Paimon and Furness looked at the table full of meat and fish in front of them and fell into deep thought. In the end, they chose to pick up their chopsticks and join Valesa in the feast.

[Azure Horn: I feel like Valesa makes a lot of sense, I feel hungry (O﹃ O )]

Paimon: I'm hungry too, Traveler. I want some Sweet Flower-Stuffed Chicken.

While lecturing the two girls, Valesa gave them a demonstration by taking a bite of a five-in-one burger:

"No food after noon—you must eat at least five hamburgers in one meal, otherwise don't eat at all (⊙?⊙)"

Valesha threw away the vegetable leaves in her hand, grabbed a large piece of meat from a bone, and happily started gnawing on it.

"Intermittent fasting—cut out light meals and eat delicious food."

[Paimon: The more I watch this episode, the hungrier I get! Every word Valesa says makes so much sense.]

[Ian Shane: If I really ate like that, how fat would I get? Σ( ° △ °|||)︴]

[Rin: I wouldn't dare eat like that, my budget doesn't allow me to eat like that, Fairy really uses too much electricity]

As time ticked down the clock, Valesha transformed into a pink, horned rice ball, opened her mouth wide, and devoured the food and plate in front of her.

"16+8 - Eating 8 meals every 16 hours"

[Captain: Holy crap, Kirby!]

[Marani: Valesha is amazing, she even ate the plate!]

Vanessa sat at the table, her hands resting on her round belly from eating. Only two inedible bones remained on her plate. She looked at the two of them and explained:

"Clean eating – finishing every last drop of food in your bowl."

Kiana: It's already starting to show signs, Valesha's belly is getting round (?????)

[Ian Shan: The "Clean Plate Campaign" is a good thing, but if you only eat and don't exercise, it would be strange if you didn't gain weight.]

Valesha looked at the two of them seriously and stated the most important point:

"Also, watch what you eat."

Kong looked at Paimon and Furnessa, whom Valesa had brought back. They were fine when they left, but came back looking like balls. He couldn't help but exclaim:

"Who's buying pigs for slaughter? I've got mine... #&……%*…"

Valesha pinched his empty mouth shut, stopping him from continuing, and gave the two students their final instruction:

"Keep others quiet and prevent them from talking nonsense."

[Empty: What a self-deceiving charade! (；一_一)]

[The Dream Seeker: His motto is "As long as I can't hear, I won't get fat."]

"System: Alright friends, that's all for today after the draw."

[Valeza: Gravity Training Room (Dragon Ball)... You can even adjust it yourself, is the 200x limit for real?]

[Funinga: Doraemon's dorayaki...it tastes pretty ordinary, did I get a fake?]

"System: Is it possible that it was just a regular dorayaki? I'm not taking the blame for this."

Paimon: Lasagna (Garfield)... It's so delicious! Ying, try some, can you make it?

[Luminous: Paimon, you overestimate me]

[Empty: Remittance brand good juice 100%... For a moment I didn't know how to complain (?_?)]

Chapter 163 Zhe: It was all my sister's doing; she's the mastermind behind it all (First Update)

"System: Today I'm going to show you a funny story, a bloody incident caused by a misunderstanding."

"Why are you rewarding me?!"

(Source: YouTuber)

Subtitle: Don't try to outsmart the sheriff!

[Star: Looks like someone's about to enjoy themselves (?????)]

[Shinoin Heizo: The system's opening remarks today were full of stories.]

[Ling: That's great! I'll enjoy the good times, and my brother will take the blame for the bad ones (???)]

[Captain: Zhe is so lucky to have such a thoughtful younger sister like you.]

Sunday arrived, and Zhu Yuan and Jian were given a day off. On a whim, the two decided to visit Ling at the video store.

As soon as Zhu Yuan entered the store, she greeted Ling warmly: "Good morning, store manager!"

Jane looked at Ling and teased, "Little sister~, we're just here for a meal, hopefully we won't disturb your work (=^▽^=)"

Music: "Uncle Mads' Little Tune"

Ling held a spatula in her right hand, her eyes filled with sincerity as she looked at the two of them, appearing incredibly adorable.

"No, no, I wish you guys could come to the shop every day! Today, I'll personally cook and show you my culinary skills (?oωo?)"

Jane looked at Ling with doting eyes, expressing her honor at receiving such treatment: "Oh dear, then we should look forward to it!"

[Sangbo: What delicious food are you making? Why are you even playing a cooking tune?]

[Vita: You can tell this music is from Lane 23 (?????)]

[Captain: Wait a minute, isn't it usually the older brother who does the cooking for these two siblings?]

[Mr. Mads: What's the big deal? The most important thing in life is to be sincere!]

Paimon: Mads Mikkelsen is right (???)

[Luminous: Little Paimon, what are you getting so excited about? You could be Mads Mikkelsen's food too! (=ω=；)]

Not wanting to disappoint her two guests, Ling resolutely headed to the kitchen to prepare any usable ingredients:

"First, let's prepare these tomatoes and make a tomato stir-fry..."

Ling was looking at the tomatoes on the cutting board with great confidence, planning how to use them, when suddenly her phone rang in her pocket.

"Beep beep (cell phone ringtone)"

"Oh, it's a call from the grocery store."

After the phone rang, Ling glanced at the contact's name and answered immediately, curious about why the other person wanted to call. Instead, she heard Bangbu's accusing voice coming from the other end of the line:

"Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! ( ? °皿°)?=3=3"

After listening to Bomb's complaints at the convenience store, Rin was somewhat incredulous, which caused her to become a little flustered. She apologized to Bomb:

"What? I forgot to close your freezer door yesterday, and all the meat inside spoiled?"

"Oh dear, I'm so sorry, this 100-plus pounds of meat is really difficult to handle, but don't worry, I'll definitely find professionals to clean it properly!"

[Funinga: When Lingmei is cooking, with Mads Mikkelsen's music playing, I always have a feeling she's going to serve up a plate of stir-fried lamb with green peppers.]

Kiana: That Bomb was talking so fast, I didn't expect Rin could still hear him clearly.