Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

[Rin: Because I'm usually in charge of teaching Bomb to speak, it's perfectly reasonable that I can understand their language.]

[Star: It's just a little over 100 pounds of meat, right? It can be used to solve the food crisis in Tiger Head Mountain (?????)]

[Captain: Hagi Star, when it comes to playing with abstraction at the right time, you're the best!]

[Cangjiao: I've got a job! It's only a little over 100 pounds of meat. Let me help. I can solve the problem in no time ('﹃')]

In the living room, the two could faintly hear the phone ringing from the kitchen. Jane was curious about the situation.

"What is the little girl muttering about in the kitchen?"

Zhu Yuan misunderstood Ling's meaning. Worried, she looked down at the floor, lost in thought, and muttered, "It sounds like I heard something about processing over 100 pounds of meat...that's a bit concerning..."

Seeing Zhu Yuan's furrowed brows, Jane walked over to her with a smile and teased, "You don't actually think that she runs a video store on the surface, but is secretly committing murder and robbery, do you?"

Zhu Yuan hadn't expected Jian to see through her little scheme so easily. She blushed and quickly waved her hands, explaining:

"How could that be?! The shop owner and his sister seem like honest people; they would never do anything illegal or criminal! I was just acting out of professional habit! (*ノ▽ノ)"

[March 7th: Bell's words do sound quite easy to misunderstand]

[Walter: You bet, it sounds like they're dealing with a corpse.]

[Ying: It's really hard to say whether those two siblings are honest people (?????)]

[Rin: What are you saying? My brother and I are five-star good citizens of New Elidu (?｀ω'?)]

Inside the room, after finishing the phone call, Ling sighed and rubbed her forehead, worriedly saying, "Sigh, forgetting to close the freezer door is truly amazing. I wonder if my allowance this month will be enough to make up for it..."

Without noticing, Rin stepped on something and slipped, falling backward and landing hard on her bottom, scattering tomatoes from the table all over her.

Ling sat there stunned. Only after regaining her senses did she realize that she was covered in sticky, red tomato juice, and she had to clean herself up first.

"Since things have come to this, I'd better go wash my face first... How did my hair manage to clog the drain?! Σ( ° △ °|||)︴"

Zhu Yuan, who had barely managed to suppress her curiosity in the living room, heard Ling's wailing again and said helplessly:

"These words... still really bother me (。-`ω'-)"

Seeing Zhu Yuan's vivid imagination, Jane decided to tease her a little more, recalling the plots she had read and saying:

"Speaking of which, I recently watched a TV series where the main character is a psychopathic psychologist who loves cooking. Every time a sheriff comes to his house, he brings the victims to the dining table..."

Although Zhu Yuan tried hard to restrain herself, she still couldn't stop her mind from wandering into wild thoughts:

"Stop, stop! My image of the store manager is starting to look weird!"

Kiana: Rin's hair isn't very long, is it? How come it gets clogged so easily?

[Ying: Those tomatoes have all fallen out of the lunchbox, let me eat them quickly (?????)]

[Rin: Ying-jie, I'm your best friend, you're even targeting me now (〃ノωノ)]

Bernice: Jane's storyline sounds so familiar, like I've seen it somewhere before.

[Dan Heng: Judging from Officer Zhu Yuan's expression, having too much imagination isn't necessarily a good thing.]

[Zhe: Sis, you look just like Nicholas Tse, it's kind of scary.]

Seeing Zhu Yuan's strong reaction, Jian Wuwei pointed to the small iron door of the kitchen and said confidently:

"Don't worry, little shop manager, she's definitely not that kind of person, you see..."

As soon as the iron gate opened, the two saw that Ling looked as if she had been drenched in blood, and was still holding the fruit knife smeared with tomato juice. They exclaimed in shock:

"Eh!? Σ（OдO‖) Σ(☆д◎川)ノ! "

Ling sensed that the two people's reactions were strange, and the way they looked at her was odd. She asked, puzzled:

"What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that? (?_?)"

Jane and Zhu Yuan were both frightened by Ling's appearance, thinking that she had really harmed the citizens, so the two took the initiative to step forward and restrain Ling.

"I've got her under control! Quickly, take her weapon!"

"I'm here to help you!"

Before Ling could react, she was already under the control of Zhu Yuan and Jian, with four soft and warm mounds of fat sandwiching her head in the middle, rubbing against it.

This wonderful feeling made Ling blush shyly.

"Why am I being rewarded all of a sudden?... It smells so good... How can I resist it... "

No... I'm... I'm suffocating...

[Qiong: I didn't expect that. Jian was proven wrong right after she finished speaking.]

[Helia: What are you saying? This just shows Jane has good judgment; she's really good at judging people.]

[Star: I feel like Rin is going to have an amazing time]

[Ying: I want to try it too, it looks so comfortable!]

[Zhe: Little sister, don't be afraid, big brother is here to help you. Come at me if you have any problems! Don't make things difficult for my little sister!]

[Mavika: Your little schemes are written all over your face (；!＿!)]

When Tetsu returned to the video store, he opened the door to find two police officers disciplining his younger sister, while Rin looked at him with teary eyes, pleading for help. He muttered to himself:

"Uh... what are you guys doing? It seems a bit ambiguous ('-﹏-`；)"

Zhu Yuan angrily pointed at Zhe and roared, "Surrender! Your hidden identities as siblings have been exposed!!"

Zhe: "Hidden identities? Could it be that those two have already figured out that we are Phaethon? That's ridiculous!"

Jane: "Tell me honestly, how many bad things have you done right under the nose of the police?"

Upon hearing Jane's question, Zhe fled the scene without looking back, all the while introducing his sister to everyone:

"I'm sorry, I don't know anything! My sister orchestrated everything; she's the mastermind!"

Seeing her older brother abandon his self-study session and leave without hesitation, Ling couldn't help but complain:

"How could I have been betrayed?!"

"Don't even think about running away!" However, Zhu Yuan and Qingyi had no intention of letting Zhe go and chased after him. Soon, police sirens sounded on Sixth Street.

Zhu Yuan: "Don't even think about running away!"

Zhe desperately preserved his last shred of dignity: "Quack! Don't you dare touch his teeth!"

[Fireworks: The poses of Jane and Zhu Yuan look more and more like they're taking turns splashing little bells (?????)]

[Dream Seeker: Teacher Training, Good-looking (???)]

[Rin: Brother, how could you do this? How could you just abandon your lovely little sister like this?]

[Zhe: Sis, if it weren't for fan-made content, your brother would definitely save you]

[Paimon: I feel like there should be a line added when Zhe runs away.]

[The Dream Seeker: In the end, it was a close call; the brother and sister almost got wiped out and ended up in the police station.]

Kiana: Zhe said not to think about him anymore. I'm a little curious about where this "him" is.

"System: Alright friends, let's do a giveaway and prepare for the next video."

[Simplified: ...a giant hamster wheel motor...I'm not a hamster (；O＿O)]

[Zhu Yuan: Two ether-attribute rocket launchers... they're a bit awkward to use. I'll practice for a while before using them.]

[Rin: Viridian Power (Pokémon)... It seems alright.]

[Zhe: One Flying Coin... What's the use of this?]

Chapter 164 Ruan Mei: This is my gigolo, try it! (Second update)

"System: Here's a case to warn everyone that you shouldn't just eat things given to you by acquaintances."

Ruan Mei: Darling, this is my freeloader, try it~

(Source: YouTuber)

[Star: Did Ruan Mei cook this? Did she add something extra?]

[Rin: It's just a bowl of rice, it probably won't have any special effects, right?]

[Ying: That's not necessarily true. Ruan Mei has a criminal record.]

[Captain: Side effects aren't a big problem, right? The stars and the sky in the fan-made videos have never been normal, have they?]

[Qiong: That makes sense]

Ruan Mei leaned against Qiong, hugging him tightly, trying to help him relax with the face wash.

"Honey, you've worked so hard. Come and eat. I made all this food myself. Thank you for the massage you gave me earlier."

Looking at the unusual bowl of white rice on the table, Qiong, nestled in Ruan Mei's arms, asked in confusion:

“It’s not that I don’t want to eat, but the Ruan Mei model on this dish is…”

A miniature Ruan Mei sits atop a plate of white rice, using the rice as a blanket over her stomach, with one foot tucked directly into the rice beneath her, making her appear incredibly alluring.

Ruan Mei gently lifted Qiong's chin with one hand and explained in a gentle voice:

"No, wait, this is really me! This is a special meal I developed, you have to eat it all!"

[March 7: Will Nguyen Mai administer the vomiting potion again?]

[Zhe: Probably not, since the same move won't work on a Saint twice]

[Ying: I want to eat Ruan's rice too, it looks delicious (?﹃ ?)]

[Star: Qiongzi, for your safety, let me help you taste the food, starting with that bowl of soft rice (?????)]

[Dream Seeker: If Ruan Mei's high heels were used as lunchboxes, Ruan's rice would definitely taste even better (???)]

[Black Tower: Isn't this Ruan Mei a bit too overprotective of maternal instincts?]

Fu Hua: I feel that Ruan Mei's personality is somewhat similar to Möbius's.

[Alicia: Mebius? That's not a bad idea.]

Qiong stared blankly at the rice bowl in his hand, feeling as if the little Ruan Mei figure inside was teasing him: "How am I supposed to eat this?"

Ruan Mei scratched her head and looked at Qiong with a blank expression, giving a reason that perfectly fit the character's description: