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[Captain: Could it be... that General Feixiao's background has some hidden secrets? (◎-◎；)]

[Zhong Li: In my opinion, it might also be the work of some important figures.]

[Treasure Seeker: It shouldn't be too outrageous, right? Could it be the work of the Star God? ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

Narrator: "Look closely, abundance and destruction are creating new evil minions once again."

In a pure white laboratory, the pharmacist and Nanook sat beside their respective boilers, picking up unknown potions and pouring them in with smiles.

After the potion was successfully applied, a mushroom cloud of explosion appeared on the spot, and the Bountiful Black Deer and the Void Soldier Trampler were born.

The pharmacist and Nanook stood before their creation, laughing heartily to the heavens:

"HA! HA! HA! HA!Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ"

[Moon City Willow: It feels like the minions created by Destruction and Abundance all resemble the Hunting Star God.]

Nanuk: There was nothing I could do.

[Pharmacist: This is the skin that most closely resembles Lan's appearance.]

【Lan: You scum of destruction, after you wipe out all the bountiful creatures, you'll be next (╬◣д◢)】

[Black Tower: Great! Three Star Gods have appeared at once. I'll start recording the information now.]

[Aha: Fight! Fight! Aha wants to see rivers of blood! (???)]

Lan really didn't want to see those two guys so smug, so he angrily returned to his boiler and started adding materials to create his own personal minions.

Narrator: "The hunting child was not to be outdone, so he decided to add white hair, lots of special effects, and finally, appropriate power."

Lan lifted the bucket labeled "Power" and prepared to drip it into the pot, but the lid came loose and the entire bucket of power was poured in.

Narrator: "Well, due to some unforeseen circumstances that altered the formula, a clever, adorable, and powerful fox-person general was born—Feixiao!"

Feixiao appeared with a body full of muscles, his two arms, one on each side, using his own strength to crush the henchmen of Abundance and Destruction to death.

On the battlefield, Feixiao stood atop a hill piled high with enemy corpses, while the rousing cheers of his soldiers echoed from below.

"Great victory! Great victory! Great victory!"

[Silver Wolf: Why does the bottle with the white hair say "Invincible Certification"? Is there some special setting involved?]

[Qiong: All the Immortal Ship Generals we know so far have white hair, so the Hunting Star God is a white-haired fanatic! Should I also get white hair?]

[Uncle Yang: Little Qiong, be good, listen to Uncle Yang, we won't dye it white, otherwise Uncle Yang is afraid he won't be able to control himself and will break your legs (^～^)]

[Tesla: When it comes to educating kids, include me too (╬＾＿＾)]

[Captain: As we all know, Feixiao is a robust woman with inexhaustible energy.]

[Zhe: So that's why Fu Xuan couldn't become a general! Suddenly I understand! JPG]

[Fu Xuan: Oh, I see! Jing Yuan, you should have said so earlier, then I would have gone to get it dyed (?_? ；)]

[Akivili: To hell with force majeure, and by accident? That Lan guy is cunning, he definitely did it on purpose (?????)]

【Alicia: She's definitely a smart, cute, and strong beautiful girl (?o?o)ノ??】

[Ying: They've all shouted it wrong, watch me!]

Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! (?﹃ ?)】

[Paimon: Travelers, don't go crazy, you might corrupt the children (?O?O)]

Inside Bu Liren's cell, the little girl stared excitedly at Jiaoqiu with her big, adorable eyes: "Wow! Is this real?"

Jiaoqiu smiled as she recalled General Feixiao's heroic deeds, affirming, "Of course, General Feixiao was not only powerful, but also exceptionally intelligent. Do you remember last time..."

[Feixiao: This isn't my fault; it's my extraordinary wisdom that allowed me to use extraordinary power.]

【Moze: So, why did you hit me? (-_-)】

[Vita: It actually requires 10 fingerprints to unlock, this door is so high-tech (?????)]

[Rin: As expected of a Commander-level lock-picking ability]

[March 7th: We probably encountered a similar situation when Qingque first led us here, right?]

[Sino: So, the name should be Flying General]

Jiaoqiu took out the flying puppet she always carried and comforted the children: "Impressive, right? (=^▽^=)"

A passerby, Bu Liren, seeing that Jiaoqiu was still chatting, stuck his head over the railing and roared angrily:

"You stinky foxes inside, keep your voices down! (╬￣皿￣)"

"Wow...o(QAQ)o"

Seeing that the little girl was about to cry, Jiaoqiu quickly told her other stories about flying, interrupting her spellcasting:

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, General Feixiao will help each and every one of us. Remember last time..."

[Honkai Impact 3rd Seele: Pepper is so gentle, she even knows how to soothe a child]

[Ling: Holy crap, this paper-giving Guanyin is obviously something she learned from Sino next door!]

Cheng Shi: The Goddess of Mercy who grants children? I know that well.

[Amber: Something's not right. Why is General Feixiao next to the Maekawa? (；OдO)]

[Star: Feixiao looks familiar... Is that you, Galah? No, it should be Galaxiao now.]

[Jingyuan: Wait a minute, why does Feixiao have my wallet? ∑(??д??lll)]

[Captain: They might have just torn down your front door and gone in to take it.]

[Leicahn: General Feixiao truly deserves to be called a modern-day Lei Feng, so willing to help others]

Chapter 169 Jiaoqiu: I slept well, just had a bit of a headache (First Update)

[Qiong: Rules are meant to be broken ＼(＠＾０＾＠)/]

Kiana: A sudden blow to the head, physical sleep aid Σ( ° △ °|||)︴

[Empty: One blow, and you're in deep sleep for 24 hours straight]

[Ling: Secret Techniques: Hypnosis Study (⊙▽⊙)]

Zhe: Being young is great! Not only can you fall asleep instantly, but you can also sleep peacefully.

[Paimon: Ah Xing, Fei Xiao's baseball bat looks familiar...]

[Star: Hey, what the hell?! Where's my baseball bat?!]

[Captain: It's already deflated, it'd be strange if you didn't have a headache.]

[Moze: Wasn't I sleeping invisibly? Why am I being attacked too?]

The little girl looked at Jiaoqiu with her sincere, big eyes and asked curiously:

"If General Feixiao is so powerful, why are you so weak as her subordinate?"

Jiaoqiu was displeased when she heard the little girl say that, and frowned as she explained:

"What are you saying? What kind of talk is that? I knowingly walked into danger, even if it meant walking into a wolf's den (?︿?)"

When Bu Liren returned from his patrol, he saw Jiaoqiu chatting again and became very angry. He threatened her:

"Who gave you permission to speak? Make another sound and I'll chop you up and eat you with my drinks! ヽ('⌒'メ)ノ"

Just then, Fei Xiao's confident voice rang out from the doorway: "I gave my permission!"

[Captain: If the kid can talk, he should talk more (?????)]

[Yae no Miko: That's quite an insightful comment.]

[Jiaoqiu: No, I'm a doctor, a civil official! Not a warrior, what would I need such strength for! Have you ever seen a staff officer personally go into battle?]

[Feixiao: Jiaoqiu seems to really enjoy debating with the kids.]

Was Jiaoqiu really not lured by Buliren's chili pepper trap?

Bernice: I want a fluffy pepper mound (?﹃ ?) ]

Klee: The doll in big brother's hand is so cute (???)

Jiaoqiu looked at the children, who were trembling with fear, and gently comforted them, "It's alright, it's alright."

Bu Liren glared at Feixiao at the door, growing angrier with each passing thought. He snapped, "Who the hell are you? What kind of lowly beast are you? (╬￣皿￣)"

Feixiao gripped his battle axe, ready to attack at any moment: "Who I am is not important. What's important is that I'll count to three and you'll all fall down. If you're scared, hurry up and crouch down."

The people of Bu Li couldn't stand it any longer; how could some fox-people dare to be so arrogant on their territory? "Hey, you guys, keep going on and on! Grab your weapons and scratch them!"

Upon hearing Feixiao's reminder, Jiaoqiu was the first to remind the children:

"It's okay, it's okay, quickly squat down! I need to squat down too..."

Under Jiaoqiu's command, all the children squatted down, but when he was about to squat down himself, Feixiao finished counting to one and attacked directly, giving him no chance to prepare.

After Feixiao cleaved open the prison, Jiaoqiu faintly heard "Two!" and Bu Liren's painful wail.

[Jiaoqiu: Although I said I was fine, I knew something unexpected would definitely happen (?_?)]

Scott: Who I am isn't important, what's important is that I'm a war beast. If you don't believe me, ask Hure (?????)

[Aha: Then that's not necessary. After all, you're the legendary lone wolf, Aha trusts you.]

Alicia: Feixiao's move was so cool!

[Ying: Wife, Feixiao wife, let's stick together (?﹃ ?)]

[Treasure Hunting: Speaking of which, did Feixiao not know how to count to three?]

Jiaoqiu looked at Feixiao and asked curiously, "Didn't you say you'd count to three before making your move?"

Feixiao laughed and explained to Jiaoqiu, "Oh, I was just kidding them."

"You fooled me (?_?)" Jiaoqiu opened her eyes and stared at Feixiao with sharp eyes. As soon as she finished speaking, Jiaoqiu's fox ears slid off her head.

One of the children, seeing the ear that had fallen off Jiaoqiu, exclaimed, "Oh no, Uncle's not going to be a fox anymore! (⊙Д⊙)"

[Jingyuan: Feixiao, this is wrong of you. How could you bully Jiaoqiu?]

[Ling: Poor Jiaoqiu, I think his eyes are about to start shedding little pearls.]