Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

[Wendy: So the fox ears of the fox people are actually detachable? When they fell off, there was a bald head underneath, how funny!]

[Jiaoqiu: Well, I knew something was going to go wrong, but I never expected this! My fox-person identity was actually erased by General Feixiao (?_?；)]

Seeing tears welling in Jiaoqiu's eyes, Feixiao quickly placed the local specialty he had brought back on Jiaoqiu's head and comforted him:

"This is a souvenir I brought back from Luofu. Here, you can enjoy being the Vidyadhara Dragon Lord for a couple of days."

[Qiong: So Danheng's dragon horns are also decorations? Can I borrow them to play with? (???)]

[Nezha: I want to collect this too (???)]

[Ao Lie: Nezha, Guanyin is calling you home to do your homework!]

[Ring: Oh no, Lord Yinyue's Wisdom Horn is gone!]

[Treasure Seeker: I feel like at this moment, Jiaoqiu should say something and then transform into a dragon on the spot (?????)]

[Sino: Since Jiaoqiu is a fox, wouldn't it be more appropriate for us to call him the Vidya Fox Lord?]

[Danheng: I'm a bit speechless (?_?)]

【Blade: There are five people, and three costs. Pepper Hill, you are one of them (?o?o)ノ?】

The children looked at Feixiao with admiration and asked curiously, "How did General Feixiao know we were here?"

Feixiao happily responded to the children's expectations: "That's because I will never forget any of them (⊙?⊙)"

Meanwhile, on a bench somewhere on the Immortal Ship, Mo Ze looked at his watch and asked in confusion, "Why hasn't Fei Xiao sent out a notification yet? Has the mission been canceled?"

Kiana: Wait a minute, those two people walking past Maekawa look familiar.

[Captain: The one on the left is Hanabi, and the one on the right looks like Vita. Wait, how did Vita get there? (；OдO)]

[Feixiao: This is a slap in the face! I can't believe I forgot about Moze.]

【Moze: The world... has forgotten me...】

"System: Everyone, hurry up and finish your prize draw, this system has another video waiting to be played."

[Qingque: Two shrinking pills (from Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf)... Two aren't enough!]

[Jiaoqiu: A whole box of Death's Spicy Strips... This flavor is amazing!]

[Moze: Ghost Crown (Soul Knight)...This thing is really useful]

[Feixiao: Five Senzu Beans (Dragon Balls)... Give them all to Jiaochu, to prevent any further accidents.]

[Arashi: Seven wheelchairs that can be eaten at the speed of light... I already said I don't eat wheelchairs! That's because my subordinates are uncultured, I'm not taking the blame (?o?o)ノ]

Chapter 170 Hilichurl Frost-Armored King: I heard Mondstadt is the weakest? (Second Update)

"System: Would you like to know what the seven kingdoms of Teyvat are like in the eyes of the Hilichurls? Now I'll take you through it together."

"I heard Mondstadt is the weakest?"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Empty: I'm a little curious about the Hilichurls' perspective.]

[Bell: Judging from the title, Hilichurls have quite a few misunderstandings about Mondstadt.]

[Captain: After all, the strength of Mondstadt characters is indeed not as good as that of the new characters]

[Star: It's pretty much the same here. I got the limited Seele when the game launched, and it's just been gathering dust in my inventory (oωo ?)]

At the foot of Dragonspine Snow Mountain, a forward-thinking Hilichurl Frost Armored King was instructing his underling:

"As lovable and charming villains, let's conquer the seven kingdoms!"

The Ice Arrow Hilichurl thought its leader made sense and exclaimed, "Great idea! I've had my eye on those seven things for a long time!"

Based on its own attributes, Frost Armor King chose its first target: "Let's start with Winter Solstice (⊙▽⊙)"

The Ice Arrow Hilichurl looked awkwardly at its leader and asked a crucial question: "Where is Winterbreak? (￣ω￣;)

Hilichurl Frost-Armored King thought for a moment about places colder than Teyvat and said, "I heard it's in the north. We can just keep heading north."

After walking for a while, the two Hilichurls were stopped by a white, floating phantom that could fly. As soon as she spoke, the Hilichurls couldn't help but back away. She said:

Let's explore the areas ahead later.

[Star: It's appeared! It's Paimon's power!]

Kiana: Does Paimon's ability also work against monsters?

[Paimon: How could that be? It's always so difficult to persuade travelers not to go any further.]

[Bell: Are the Hilichurls in Teyvat really this arrogant? They actually say they don't like the Seven Gods.]

[Ying: Winter hasn't even opened the map yet, it would be strange if two Hilichurls could get there.]

Seeing that winter was approaching and their trip was impossible, the two Hilichurls had no choice but to return to Dragonspine. The Ice Arrow Hilichurl suggested:

"Then let's go attack Inazuma! I've heard Inazuma is full of demons and monsters; we'll cause some trouble too!"

King Frost Armor thought his little brother's idea was not bad, but there was a big problem: "How do we get there?"

On the sea below the snow-capped mountain, two Hilichurls took turns throwing ice-type slimes, intending to sneak across to Inazuma.

With each ice slime that crashes onto the sea, you can hear the voice of a cavalry captain:

How about this one?

Ultimately, due to a lack of coordination, the two Hilichurls fell into the water before they had gone very far, thrashing about in the water, hoping to swim back to shore.

"Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!"

[Yae no Miko: Inazuma is not a good target. The Shogun's sword is not to be trifled with.]

[Treasure Hunting: I remember there were thunderstorms along the way when people smuggled themselves into Inazuma, right?]

[Kaeya: No, who replaced the sound of a Hilichurl throwing slimes with my combat skill? Isn't it a bit much to target me like that?]

[Qingque: There's nothing I can do about it. Who told you to be the originator of crossing the sea on ice? (?????)]

[Zhe: Besides, Kaeya, the Ice-Crossing True Lord, was a key character in the early days of smuggling Inazuma across the sea.]

The plan to smuggle Inazuma failed, and Celestial Frost-Armored King decided to change targets once again: "How about Fontaine and Liyue? I heard the Hydro-God and Geo-God have both sent their messages."

This time, the Ice Arrow Hilichurl didn't follow its leader's decision, but instead offered its own advice:

"How about we attack Mondstadt? I've heard Mondstadt is full of scoundrels, and that Anemo Archon is a total weakling."

[Ying: The last person who thought the Wind God was weak has already been turned to ashes by the Thunder God (?ˇ?ˇ?)]

[Ring: Something seems off. Shouldn't the street urchin be the Geo Archon?]

[Himeko Murata: Diluc is a prison character, isn't Pyro characters supposed to be superior?]

Silver Wolf: That's an old version from ages ago.

Hearing his younger brother say that, King Frost Armor remembered something and took out his phone to check the group chat history:

"Hey, that's right! There's this guy who's been wanting to raid Mondstadt lately, and he's been looking for people to help him get a few hits."

The Ice Arrow Hilichurl opened the group chat and saw that it was true. After chatting privately with the other party, he excitedly told his leader the good news he had just received:

"Damn, he also said he'd give me 50 V, and after he attacks Mondstadt, he'll appoint me Grand Master of Favonius. I need to go home and get the money (???)"

Upon hearing of this good news, the Frost Armored Hilichurl immediately chose to follow the Ice Arrow Hilichurl down the snowy mountain, intending to return home to retrieve the money.

"Hmph, goodbye Mondstadt. I hope you enjoyed your role that was uniquely yours for the past four years."

[Abedo: Why does this look so much like a telecom scam?]

[Fu Xuan: They even managed to fool a demon? That's outrageous!]

[Dragon Dulin (failed to revive, watching an ad): Dude, I've lost my dragon, and you're still using my information to scam me Σ( ° △ °|||)︴]

[Qin Shi Huang: I don't understand at all. I've been dead for so many years, and people are still saying everywhere that I'm a telecom fraudster (╬￣皿￣)]

Kiana: I can't even imagine what the Knights of Favonius, composed of Hilichurls, would be like ∑(??д??lll)

[Fukaros: Why is this Hilichurl copying my lines?]

"System: It seems the Hilichurls aren't in the group, so they probably don't need a reward. Let's skip that and just download a short video."

[Hiliqiu Frost Armor King: System, what are you babbling about?]

If you encounter a cow around the corner, will you bump into it?

(Source: YouTuber)

Furina forgot to look for a suitable leading lady and searched everywhere. When she saw Valesa sitting on the ground in Nata, she knew she had finally found the right person:

"Yes, it's you! That clumsy-looking girl with the pink braids over there, congratulations on becoming the lead actress in Director Benfu's campus drama. (O▽O)╭?"

Valesha turned back to look at Fryna, bewildered. Before she could refuse, Fryna had already taken her back to Mondstadt and arranged the opening:

"Lights and camera ready! One shot, action!"

[Eden: It's obvious that Valesa acted very well (^_^;)]

[Zhe: Maybe the male lead isn't up to par. Someone as muscular as Anton should be fine.]

[Hotaru: My brother is too lame. Ichito Arataki would be a better choice as the male lead. They both have horns on their heads, which would be quite suitable.]

[Kujou Sara: Hotaru, are you pretending I don't exist? (?_?)]

[Empty: So in the end, only I got hurt, sis, and you're still making sarcastic remarks (?ω? )]

"System: Everyone, let's do a lucky draw. That's all for today."

[Valesha: Red Mushroom O Mod (Super Mario)... Its duration is a bit short, save it for a crucial moment]

[Frinina: Skill O is like a black hole... Yay, I'll go try it out now (???)]

[Fukaros: Fnina, if you dare to test your skills in the Momang Palace again, I'll take away your cakes for a month (?_?)]

[Empty: Pink version of the One-Eyed Treasure model... Tartaglia, how about I sell it to you for 50000 Mora?]

[Tok: Brother...(???)]

[Datalia: I bought it! ……]

[Ying: Sora, look at Tadalia, and then look at yourself, the difference is so huge (￢_￢)]