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Chapter 171 Yuzhen's Leave Request Fails.avi (First Update)

"System: Do you often find it difficult to get leave? Don't know what reason is appropriate? Today, let me, the system, guide you through the daily life of the leave-taking expert, Youzhen."

"Yuzhen's Leave Request Failed.avi"

(Source: Official account)

[Tsukishiro Ryu: Yuuma, shouldn't you explain yourself properly?]

[Yuma: Deputy Section Chief, I really have something to do today, I got hit on the head by a flowerpot]

[Yuecheng Liu: You better be, I'll be keeping an eye on you (?_? )]

[Qingque: Looks like I need to take good notes for this episode ( ￣▽￣)σ]

[Zaoyou: Zaoyou needs to write all of this down so she can ask the shrine maiden for leave later (o˙▽˙o)]

【Kano Nana: Kobayashi Yuzu, did you think I wasn't in the group chat? (?????)

[Theresa: Poor Xiaozhaoyou, her plan was ruined before it even got off the ground (￣▽￣)~*]

Yuma stood next to the toy store on Sixth Street and leisurely sighed:

"Finally got leave, no need to write reports (=^▽^=)."

Yuma had just relaxed when she was startled by a familiar face suddenly appearing before her: "Uh... what are you doing here, Deputy Section Chief? (OAO;)"

Yuecheng Liu crossed her arms and stared intently at Youzhen: "Why don't you tell me, what are you doing on the street when you're sick?"

The situation was critical, and Yuzhen's clever little brain immediately came up with an explanation: "Let's come out... for some fresh air."

Yuecheng Liu looked at Youzhen's face and asked, "Why is your face red?"

Yuzhen recalled the sick leave note she had written and explained, "I had a fever! There's a photo in the leave request as proof!"

Yuecheng Liu took out Youzhen's sick leave slip and looked at him with amusement: "Do you mean this online picture without the watermark removed?"

“Uh…(；O_O)” Yuzhen was shocked to find that she had forgotten about the watermark.

Seeing Yuu's stammering, Tsukishiro Ryu teased, "Heh... why is your face so yellow again?"

Yu-chan had a bad feeling and prepared to slip away early: "I suddenly remembered that I forgot to turn off the tap at home."

Yuecheng Liu directly exposed Youzhen's excuse, wondering what other reasons he might have: "After the faucet exploded last time, I replaced it with a smart one for you. It will turn off by itself."

[Pine Sparrow: Oh dear, caught slacking off ╮( oωo )╭]

[Qingque: Youzhen, you're so careless! You knew you were supposed to find pictures, but you didn't even look at them carefully (⊙ω⊙)]

[Captain: Oh my god, this is a clever strategy to take Tiger Mountain!]

[Sora: Why is Yuuma's face so red—she looks radiant! And why is it so yellow—it's from applying wax to keep warm! (,,?ω?,,)]

[Billy: What brand of faucet is so powerful that it exploded! (O?O)]

[Star: Oh dear, now Yuuma can't use the excuse of the faucet anymore.]

Yuuma was now at a loss for what excuse to use: "Ah... I, I..." ('▽｀;)

Yuecheng Liu: "What..."

Yu Zhen couldn't think of any excuses, so in order to avoid working overtime, she decided to go all out and make one up on the spot:

"My wife gave birth! (＾＿＾；)"

Yuecheng Liu was surprised that Youzhen would make up any excuse to avoid going to work, and her face immediately darkened: "Where did you get a wife?"

Yuma: "The one who took leave to go on a blind date last time!"

Yuecheng Liu felt like Youzhen was treating her like a fool: "Didn't your blind date suddenly become Yihai?"

Yuuma thought about it carefully, not daring to look Tsukishiro Ryuu in the eye, and could only look around: "I think I used this excuse before (◎_◎;)"

[Chongyun: I never expected that Yuzhen would even fabricate a wife just to avoid writing a report]

Kiana: That's some serious dedication.

[Yuecheng Liu: Who are you kidding? It's only been a few days since Youzhen took leave for a blind date, and she's already had a baby? Who would believe that? (?_?)]

[Bennett: It seems Yu really takes too much leave, using so many excuses that he can't even remember which ones he's used (；- _ -)]

Yuecheng Liu stared at Youzhen with sharp eyes, trying to figure out what he wanted to do: "What are you looking for?"

Yuma awkwardly explained in a low voice, "I'm just making an excuse (￣ω￣;)"

Seeing that Yuu really wasn't going to continue acting, Tsukishiro Ryu happily pulled out a thick book: "If you need it, I have plenty here (*^ω^*)"

Yuzhen looked at the brick-like object in Yuecheng Liu's hand and asked curiously, "What is this?"

Yuecheng Liu: "Your bound copy of leave slips"

Yuzhen finally understood what was going on and exclaimed in realization, "No wonder you can always predict my next move!"

Yuecheng Liu adjusted her glasses slightly and said smugly, "Having a formula makes solving problems so fast!"

[Aha: What a new meme! This is hilarious! (?????)]

[Early Grapefruit: How many days off did they take?! This book is so thick!]

[Rin: Oh dear, this is pretty much the final word. Yuuma can't escape this time (o'ω`o)]

Theresa: With so many sick leave slips, will Yuma still get paid?

[Yue Chengliu: Sigh, I'm the one who cleans up his messes every day, and he still can't give me a break.]

Before Yuuma could react, Yuecheng Liu delivered a flurry of righteous punches: "Where do you think you're going to run this time! Come back with me and write your report! o(▼皿▼)o"

Because Yuecheng Liu's attack was quite powerful, it unintentionally stirred up the surrounding dust, creating a thick cloud of smoke. From outside, one could only faintly hear Youzhen's screams coming from within the smoke.

"Oh! Ah! It's broken! This time it's definitely broken! Ah!"

Yuecheng Liu accidentally let Yuzhen's bound book of fake leave slips fly out of the smoke, followed by the sound of something breaking.

The cat, not far away, stood up again, clutching the large bump on its head, and said angrily:

"Hey! Who threw that brick, meow!"

After regaining her senses, the cat picked up Yuu's bound book of leave slips, found it quite amusing, and decided to take it back.

"Hey? Wait a minute, this is... interesting! Let's show it to Nicole! (＞▽＜)"

Just then, Yuecheng Liu finished disciplining Youzhen, tied him up like a silkworm cocoon with a rope, and dragged him back to work.

[Danheng: Yuzhen and Yuecheng Liu's voices sound somewhat familiar.]

[Ying: It sounds like Ying is beating up stragglers.]

[Azure Horn: This is so realistic! Yuuma looks so funny when he gets beaten up (=^▽^=)]

[Gui Naifen: How pitiful, I got beaten up like this and still had to be dragged back to work Σ(???ノ)ノ]

A few days later, in the office of the Sixth Anti-Air Division, Hoshimi Miyabi looked at the others and sighed:

"Today is a normal day for everyone to be in the office, but it's a little abnormal that everyone is in the office."

"Welcome to the latest live short drama!" The audio from the short video reached Hoshimi Miya's ears. She walked over to Aokaku's side and gave him a briefing:

"Cangjiao, you can't be this obvious when you're trying to slack off!"

Upon seeing that it was Hoshimi Miyabi, Aoko excitedly retorted, "I didn't! My hand just slipped and I jumped! (；O_O)"

The short drama on the tablet wasn't paused, and the expressive dialogue immediately captured the attention of both of them:

[Kavi: Have you ever noticed that when a cat cries for help, it's all smiles and grins?]

[Captain: Isn't the character of "Fake Man" a bit similar to Superman from "100,000 Cold Jokes"? ('oωo`)]

[Paimon: The Skip Man gains his powers by successfully asking for leave, while Poop Man has to go to the toilet and wipe himself before he gains his powers. The Skip Man seems more convenient.]

[Nicole: Wow, that's a lot of likes, 114.5K! That's a fortune! ($_$)]

[Yuzhen: Tetsuya, this looks really interesting! How about we team up with the Rabbit House to make one and rent it out at a video store?]

Zhe: I think it's going to be a hit, it might even sell like hotcakes!

Chapter 172 Cangjiao swallowed the tablet in a moment of panic and rested for a day the next day (Second update)

Kiana: This amount of bleeding is outrageous! ('⊙ω⊙`)

Bernice: Is this the power of fuel-fueled drinks?! Fuel-fueled drinks, ignite passion! (???)

[Seven-Wa o Ten Cold: I'm not convinced! I was spurting blood from my head and died in seconds, but he spurted even more blood than me, how come he's fine! (`皿')]

Cangjiao: "That voice..."

Yuecheng Liu: "It looks somewhat familiar (O_O)"

The man who was still bleeding from his head turned around and smiled at the audience (＾ω＾).

Upon seeing his face, Cangjiao exclaimed in shock, "Wow, it really is you!"

[Qiong: Wow! Jeanne d'Arc is eating mud ducks! (?????)]

[Billy: Great! It's the Leave-of-absence Man! We're saved!]

[Ying: Yuzhen looks so cute, I want to stuff him into the Dust Song Pot (?﹃ ?)]

[Aiyi: Wow, so many jokes! (￣ ▽￣)╭?]

In just a few minutes, Cangjiao was so excited that his eyes turned into stars: "So exciting! I want to be a superhero too! (???)"

Hoshimi Miyabi only just realized that what she had just watched was a recording:

"I also want to ask for leave, but is this really a live stream? It's really not..."

Hoshimi Miyabi looked towards Yuuma's workstation. Tsukishiro Ryuu moved the book in front of her, revealing a doll on the workstation with a note stuck to it:

Hoshimi Miyabi: "Is it the same as in the short drama?"

[Rin: The Anti-Air Division 6 is practically a superhero team, so there's no need for Aokaku to be so envious.]

[Sangbo: My brother doesn't even bother to disguise himself... He's so brave, completely unafraid of being exposed (?O?O?)]