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[Captain: It seems like Tsukishiro Ryu teleported away just now Σ(OдO|||)]

[Wendy: Just look at the reason Yuma gave for his leave slip, and you'll know that the work isn't an adaptation; it's based on a true story (￣▽￣)~*]

[Yukishiro Liu: Yuma, don't run around, we'll be at your doorstep soon (╬＾＿＾)]

[Yuma: Oops, I'm so angry! Deputy Section Chief, go easy on me (╥_╥)]

[Silver Wolf: BOSS - Overtime Corruption Body o Moon City Willow]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: Starting New Game Plus on the spot]

[Billy: Is someone calling me?! The Star Knight is here!]

[Nicole: No way! That's our Rabbit House's film set! (╥﹏╥)]

[Fireworks: Don't be sad, it's all fake. Your Rabbit House doesn't have the funds to rent a film set (っ'ω｀)ノ(╥ω╥)]

[Neko: After you comforted her, Nicole cried even harder (￣ェ￣;)]

When Tsukishiro Ryu was disciplining Yuuma, Aokaku deliberately moved the tablet far away. Even through the screen, Tsukishiro Ryu's imposing aura alone made the office of the Sixth Anti-Air Division tremble.

As soon as the two turned around, they saw Yuecheng Liu standing at the door with a gloomy face, holding a rope in her hand, with the half-dead Yuzhen at the other end.

"Let's see who dares to slack off now! (?_? )"

Cangjiao was startled by Yuecheng Liu's appearance. In her nervousness, she swallowed the tablet in her hand, causing her to grow taller rapidly. The tablet, which was stuck in her hand, stretched Cangjiao's neck, and she suddenly became taller than Xingjian Ya.

[Azure Horn: I was so scared I stretched my arms out straight]

Kiana: Not only that, you also ate a flat board (＠_＠;) ]

[Frinina: So this is the script where the hero is defeated by the demon king?]

[Charlotte: On-site photoshoot, a chance encounter with a real overtime work demon, the oppressive aura is overwhelming, as strong as a monster, I can't defeat him even with all my strength]

[Yuecheng Liu: Anyone who dares to slack off again is forcing me to mourn the dead (?_?)]

[Hotaru: Why do I feel like Tsukishiro Ryu is the section chief? (o'ω'o)]

System: It's time to distribute the rewards. Draw them yourselves.

[Azure Horn: Slowpoke's four tails... are ingredients I've never eaten before (???)]

[Moon City Willow: A fully upgraded Naginata of Inari... I feel the energy inside the weapon is very abundant (?o?o)ノ?]

[Hoshimi Miyabi: Experience Repair Enchantment Book (MC)... This can significantly reduce the cost of weapon maintenance, perfect for feeding Azure Horn]

[Nekomata: Tuna all-you-can-eat... This fish is delicious too (???)]

[Yuuma: Horse Talisman O One-Time Use... My body seems to have returned to its best condition]

"System: We don't have much time left today, so here's a short clip without a reward to help you pass the time."

"Repeat after me: Outside the long pavilion, along the ancient road, fragrant grasses stretch to the horizon."

(Source: YouTuber)

Billy, who was taking a nap on the sofa, was startled awake by the sudden sound of the door opening. He opened his eyes to see Nicole carrying a huge pile of gift boxes.

Why did you buy so much stuff?

Nicole slowly placed a large pile of things on the ground, happily replying, "I love it! (＞ω＜)"

Billy looked at Nicole curiously: "How much would it cost to buy all this stuff?"

Nicole: "500 film"

Billy's eyes bulged in shock when he heard the price Nicole quoted, and his hair stood on end like a hedgehog: "How much! So expensive!?!"

[Neko: I don't think Nicole would buy something this expensive]

[Qiong: It would cost about 3 special tickets to get Xingqiong, holy crap! So expensive Σ(OдO|||)]

After calming down, Billy began to reminisce about his old life:

"Sigh! When I was a kid, one film could buy 50 original master tapes, 50 encrypted master tapes, and 100 inverter power supplies, but that's not possible now (′⌒`)"

Nicole looked at Billy in shock and asked curiously, "Why? Is it because prices have gone up?"

Billy was furious, his hair turning bright orange: "It's because the supermarket installed security cameras! (f***ing ***)"

[Zhu Yuan: Senior Qingyi, should we investigate this guy? I have a feeling he really did this (?_?)]

[Qiong: Billy, this is outrageous! No other exchange rate is this ridiculous!]

Nicole walked up behind Billy angrily, grabbed his mechanical head with one hand, and said disdainfully, "You're really like a hermit, wandering along ancient roads and amidst fragrant grasses."

Although Billy had a bad feeling, he couldn't help but chime in, "Isn't it supposed to be lush and green?"

Nicole forcefully pressed Billy's head down: "You're already like this, what shame do you have left!"

[Ambi: Nicole, Billy really has no shame. I want to punch him.]

[Nicole: Don't hit too hard, repairs are expensive]

[Billy: Nicole, boss, have you run out of love? (?ω? )]

"System: That's all for today. See you tomorrow, everyone."

Chapter 173 Captain Daddy, Want to Eat Kiana and Her Daughter's Rice Bowl? (First Update)

"System: The fourth episode of Honkai Impact 3rd Kindergarten is here. Let's take a look at how the captain is perceived by his daughter."

"Captain Daddy, would you like some rice bowls made with Kiana and her daughter?"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Captain: In my daughter's heart, I might be a great hero.]

[Empty: Not necessarily (?????)]

[Zhe: How can you be so sure your little vest is definitely on your side (?????)]

[Uncle Yang: Captain, in the third episode, Luna's drawing clearly shows that she prefers Kiana.]

In the principal's office, Raven stared intently at Kiana:

"Miss Kiana, you should know why I called you here, right?"

Kiana, clutching Luna's drawing, stood awkwardly in front of the desk: "Raven, is it really necessary to be so serious? (=ω=；)"

Raven: "Please call me Director here. I called you here today to show you this painting."

Kiana: "Luna's drawing looks pretty good! Hehe, as expected of my daughter, she has perfectly inherited my artistic talent."

Raven: "Actually, Miss Bronya saw this painting when she came to pick up her daughter, and then... (O_O?)"

"Alright, I was just venting. In a way, you do fit your daughter's ideal image." Raven, seeing Kiana practically digging herself out of an embarrassment, reminded her after her rant:

"Oh, by the way, Fu Hua and Gretchen assigned diary entries and drawing homework for the weekend. Remember to have Luna complete them."

Kiana: "Okay (￣ω￣;)"

Kiana: My daughter has perfectly inherited my artistic talent, that's amazing!

[Captain: Are you sure you have such great talent, Kiana? (；?_? )]

[Qiong: I've got a disease; whenever I see a raven, I just want to say (?????)]

[March 7th: This isn't an illness, it's just plain shamelessness (￢_￢)]

[Billy: Didn't Luna tear this painting up before?]

[Gresh: It's probably a redraw.]

[Ai: That scene where she laughed was so real, no wonder she's Bronya]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: Luna's motherly filter is too strong, isn't it? After understanding Kiana, looking at this painting is really funny ╮(‵▽′)╭]

Luna sat in her small room, looking at the diary in front of her with a troubled expression:

"I have to write in my diary again today. How boring. Hmm, let me think..."

"Today, Yingyi, Brolo, and I swore brotherhood in Peach Garden, just like in the story Dad told us. Hehe, I'm the eldest!"

"Then, I went to the park with my grandparents. I don't know why, but my grandma really resisted me calling her grandma, even though she is my grandma!"

Siegfried pushed Luna on the swing from behind, while Cecilia held Luna's hand and looked at her tenderly.

[Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei: The Oath of the Peach Garden! We're close, but doesn't their pose look a little off?]

[Orange Fragrance: As expected, our Fruit Warriors Trio still have fans! Fruit Warrior Mech, return to your positions! (???)]

[Pineapple Snow: You have to pay copyright fees to imitate us! ($_$)]

[Zhe: Wait, something's not right, half-daughters sworn brotherhood in the Peach Garden (?_??)]

[Yanfei: In a sense, aren't they sisters?]

[Uncle Yang: Logically speaking, Siegfried and Cecilia should be his maternal grandparents, right?]

[Himeko: Siegfried is so well-preserved, he looks so young, he doesn't look old at all]

[Star: I think Grandma Cecilia still looks quite charming. Want to come sit in my room? My room is pretty big (?﹃ ?)]

[Ling: Sister Xing, I'll give you five-star Qiong. Take back what you just said, let me say it (?????)]

"And then...that seems to be it. What if I don't have enough words? (=ω=；)"

Luna suddenly remembered what the captain had taught her before, and inspiration returned:

"Oh right, last time Dad taught me how to write a diary, I just made things up, I just wrote whatever came to mind, as long as I wrote enough words."

Then Aunt Fu Hua pulled me away.

Fu Hua used her "Inch Force" technique to knock the captain unconscious, then grabbed his right leg and quickly dragged him out of the room.

[Treasure Hunter: Is this for real? How could an antique be this big? Σ( ° △ °|||)︴]

[Qiong: I'm so envious of the captain. If the immortal takes him back, he'll definitely let him have his way with X*O* (⊙o⊙)]

[Mavika: This is to create a little sister for Shibao]

"Speaking of which, Dad is really lame. He fights with Mom or the aunts every day, and he always ends up losing."

Every time they came out of the bedroom after fighting, it was always Dad leaning against the wall, but Mom was always the same.