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The defendant's platform slowly descended, revealing the cannon underneath. After placing Sai Fei'er inside, it was launched into the sky, turning into a dazzling firework.

Startled awake from her dream, Saifei glanced around. She was still in her room, and Bartlus was still in its kennel. Saifei lowered her head in dejection.

"What... was it a dream? (???‵‵)"

[Sambo: It seems like Tibo and the others had a lot of fun.]

Klee: Let's set off on the west wind!

[Billy: Why is Bartlus sleeping on the floor like a pet? Hahahaha (=^▽^=)]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: So being Serphiel's dog actually means the literal meaning ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Dream Seeker: Seriously, buddy? There's a knife at the end! (︵?凸)]

System: As usual, let's have a lucky draw.

[Selfie: Quicksilver's full superpowers (at his peak in the comics)... Oh, it's not just increased speed, I feel like I've been enhanced in every way. Now I can easily kill Firewalker with an elbow strike.]

[Xia Die: The Death Dragon Mega Evolution Stone... Huh? It can actually evolve? d(OдO?)]

[Aglaia: Talent - Six Eyes (Curse Return)...She sees things very clearly, and her innate spells are also very useful]

[Tibao: Funina's special mini cakes... are delicious (。o﹃ o。)]

Chapter 193 Yi Xuan: Fortune Telling? The kind that costs 10 dinis per session (Second Update)

"System: Today, let's take a look at how Yi Xuan earns money to subsidize the Taoist temple."

Yi Xuan: Fortune telling? The kind that costs 100,000 dingni per reading.

(Source: YouTuber)

[Qiong: Does Yi Xuan also help rich people slay demons and monsters? (-_-)ゞ]

[Paimon: Could it be that they make talismans to sell for money? That should be very profitable.]

[Ling: If I remember correctly, Master Yixuan is a fortune teller, maybe he sets up a stall.]

[Captain: I feel that Ling's guess is more likely.]

"Fortune telling and face reading cost 10 dinis per session."

Yi Xuan set up a fortune-telling stall in front of Ling and Zhe's video store, and soon successfully welcomed her first customer.

Vivian saw a fortune teller's stall outside the video store and, on a whim, decided to give it a try:

"Master, could you please tell me about my fate with Lord Phaethon?"

In response to Vivian's question, Yi Xuan replied with a line of ancient poetry:

"The wind is fierce, the sky is high, and the monkeys howl mournfully; the Jade Emperor is overjoyed to have twins."

Vivian didn't understand and asked Yi Xuan, "Huh, what does that mean?"

Yi Xuan: A match made in heaven

Nicole: How much? One hundred thousand! That's way easier than robbing someone. ($_$)

[Star: Master, your rebellious disciple is here! (?﹃ ?)]

[Zhe: Hey, hey, what are you doing? This is my and Ling's master, what does it have to do with you? (→_→)]

[Captain: Turns out they were a match made in heaven. I guessed wrong earlier.]

[Ah Quan: So what did you guess?]

[Captain: Lovers eventually become siblings (*σ'?`)σ]

Kiana: Captain is so mean, I want to punch him (?_?； ) ]

Vivian was overjoyed to hear Yi Xuan say that, and asked again:

"Really? Does the master know any way to improve the relationship between me and Lord Phaethon?"

Yi Xuan had just performed a divination for Vivian, and seeing that Vivian wanted to know more, he reminded her:

"A screw that's three and a half inches too long becomes a double-ended blockage."

Vivian still didn't understand and asked, "What does this mean?"

Seeing that Vivian didn't understand, Yi Xuan explained it more bluntly: "It costs extra!"

Vivian very readily took out her Tenny and handed it to Yi Xuan:

"I understand. I'll give you all my wages from this month's part-time job. Master, could you also help me calculate which day is an auspicious day for my wedding?"

[Alice: Mochi! When did this arrive?]

[Paimon: It's here, it's the Money-Grubbing Master!]

[Zhe: I understand now. Master Yixuan focuses on emotional value; customers are only willing to pay when they are happy.]

Sambo: Is that so? I'll try it later.

[Seele: Sambo, don't cause any trouble, I'll be watching you]

Yi Xuan glanced down at today's date and said, "Cook the raw rice first, then go to the Civil Affairs Bureau this afternoon."

This time, Vivian understood what Yi Xuan meant and covered her mouth in shock: "Are we going today?"

Yi Xuan: "Tomorrow is the weekend."

After sincerely thanking Yi Xuan, Vivian left.

"I see. Then I'll take Lord Phaethon to get the marriage certificate right away. Thank you for your guidance, Master."

[Fu Hua: It seems that Yi Xuan knew Vivian wouldn't understand, so he deliberately used simpler language and got straight to the point.]

[Ling: Master Yixuan, really, how can you encourage your apprentice to stir-fry noodles? (；￣д￣)]

Dolly: As the saying goes, the more money you have, the more connections you have; with money, everything is easier.

[Hugo: Fun fact, Vivian is only 17 and a minor (?????)]

[Zhe: Don't send us in, Master!]

[Star: We... seem to have missed something?]

[Ying: Don't treat us like outsiders! We were cooking, how come you're already getting your marriage certificate? (?`^'?)?]

[Ai: Rin and Tetsu acted so fast! Could they have already cooked it? ('⊙ω⊙`)]

Ling had just come out of the video store when she spotted Yi Xuan setting up a stall and asked him in confusion:

"Um, Master Yixuan... what are you doing?"

Yi Xuan was explaining the reason to Ling when the second guest arrived:

"With so many people on Yunkui Mountain, as the mountain lord, I must find a way to earn money to support my family."

Don't interrupt, look, another guest has arrived.

[Star: Are there a lot of people on Mount Yunkui?]

【Ju Fufu: hope Ren is a human being too, okay? (；!＿!)】

[Xiangling: Could it be that Yixuan needs to go out to earn money because Ju Fufu eats more than Paimon?]

[Pan Yinhu: How could that be? If there's not enough money, Senior Sister will eat compressed biscuits. Although they don't taste good, they're cheap and filling ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[A-Quan: Poor Tachibana Fukufu (=ω=；)]

Billy walked up to Yi Xuan's stall and asked eagerly:

"Master (QAQ). Can you help me calculate how to get rich quickly? Our Rabbit House is so poor we can't even afford to eat."

Yi Xuan pointed to a flyer about criminal law next to the newsstand and reminded him:

"The path to wealth lies within this."

Billy stared at the poster in deep thought, when suddenly an idea struck him, and a lightbulb went off in his head.

Billy wasn't very bright to begin with, and now he was being tricked. Bell couldn't stand it anymore and complained:

"What kind of fortune telling is this? This is clearly helping the police department boost their performance record! (；￢_￢)"

Ignoring Ling's吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical remarks), Yi Xuan continued, "Next one."

[March 7: Wait a minute, even the Cunning Rabbit House is so poor they can't afford to eat, how are they going to pay Billy Cyber's 100,000 dinis for fortune telling? (-_-)ゞ]

[Yi Xuan: If I knew how to get rich, why would I still be there telling fortunes? (?_? ；)]

[Ai-chan: It feels like Billy is going to turn criminal law into administrative law (⊙_⊙;)]

[Yanfei: After all, the quickest ways to make money are all written in the criminal law ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

[Gan Yu: Entering a cave without permission is illegal, right? And they're already doing it. Besides, aren't cave raiders illegal in the first place?]

[Zhu Yuan: These are all performance records!]

[Dream Seeker: This still won't work; you need to read my "Generalized Public Finance Theory" (?????)]

Grace had a problem she couldn't solve, so she made a video call to ask Yi Xuan for help:

"Master, my child's computer has been having a lot of problems lately. Could you help me figure out where the problem is with the blueprints?"

Upon hearing Grace's question, Bell awkwardly reminded her:

"Grace, actually... we don't help with this kind of calculation here."

Ling had just said she couldn't calculate it when Yi Xuan gave her the result, and it was all well-reasoned and supported by evidence:

"Yes, it is a fault caused by the nonlinear impedance and phase shift in multilayer heterogeneous circuits due to the ether tunneling effect."

It is recommended to recalibrate the intrinsic membrane phase matching matrix of the Hogwarts resonator.

After listening to Yi Xuan's analysis and suggestions, Ling was stunned and speechless:

"They actually figured it out! (?? д ??)!!!"

【Bo Shi Zun: Cyber ​​Fortune Telling, Divination of the Soul】

[Kavi: Yi Xuan is so amazing, he can even calculate blueprints (⊙▽⊙)]

[Captain: This looks familiar... like Lu Xiaobu.]