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[Empty: I think spaghetti should be mixed with No. 42 concrete...]

[Ying: No, Yixuan, you're really good at this!]

[Dumbledore: Has anyone mentioned Hogwarts? We have a strong faculty, rich educational experience, and have produced many famous figures. Hogwarts welcomes you.]

[Alice: Everything else is fine, except that Voldemort and Death Eaters are always causing trouble at school.]

Yi Xuan: "Next one"

This time, the other end of the video call was to the trigger; it was a video call she made during a mission.

"Master, my shooting skills have been consistently poor lately. Could you help me figure out what's wrong?"

Ling looked at Master Yixuan awkwardly and said cautiously, "Surely you can't even count something like this?"

Yi Xuan acted very quickly, providing the result in less than a minute:

"Okay, I've figured it out. Your bullet trajectory is off to the left. Just adjust the scope 0.5mm to the right. Next."

[Zhe: Why does the background of the trigger look so familiar? It looks a bit like the second floor next to the video store.]

[Star: Let me do it, I'll adjust the trajectory of the bullet myself (?????)]

[Vita: The trigger was He Chenguang's sniper rifle]

[Hanabi: What are you talking about? It's clearly He Trigger's sniper rifle.]

[Paimon: Something's not right, does a trigger-operated gun have a sniper scope? (￣ω￣;)]

"Hello!" Ling looked at the familiar figure in front of her, her brows furrowed, and said angrily:

"Why are you here too? Aren't you the most powerful AI in New Elliott? Don't you usually calculate everything yourself?"

Fairy: "I just think that Master Yixuan is not truly omnipotent. There is one thing that even she cannot calculate."

When Yi Xuan heard that the tiny artificial intelligence actually doubted him, he didn't even need to calculate; he simply gave the answer:

"As the saying goes, destiny is easy to know, but the human heart is hard to fathom, but this is just the usual answer."

Considering that you are the one who asked the question, the answer should be different.

fairy: "I'm all ears, even though I don't have ears."

Yi Xuan: "Ball"

Ling felt she didn't understand at all and asked in confusion, "Huh! Why?"

Yi Xuan: "Because people will give up as soon as they hear about it."

After Yi Xuan finished explaining, a heavy snow began to fall on Sixth Street. Ling said speechlessly:

"Why does this lame joke even have an accent... (；￣д￣)"

[Ai-chan: It feels very fitting for the fairy's character.]

[Zhe: Fairy is working part-time at One Piece? It sounds a bit like that skeleton on the Straw Hat Pirates ship.]

[Ningguang: Um, when Fairy comes out for a fortune telling, isn't it Rin and Tetsu who pay the bill?]

[Ring: Buhou! My wallet! Brother, can I throw this wasteful thing away? (；?_? )]

[Zhe: Um... not for now, but you can turn off its permissions and leave only the basic functions so it can earn its own electricity bill.]

"System: Everyone, please participate in the lottery. We can end today."

[Yi Xuan: A box of mixed-flavored bird snacks... so I don't have to ask Fu Fu to buy them for me, and I don't have to worry about her sneaking some on the way.]

[Billy: "How to Eat a Day on One Dollar"... I'd better throw it away, don't let Nicole see it]

[Trigger: One adjustable 32x scope (with night vision function)... Oh! Even at night, the pores on Tetsuya's body are clearly visible.]

[Vivian: Experiment 020, optimized version of "Lilo & Stitch"... I'll give it to Lord Phaethon; it'll help promote the videotapes.]

Chapter 194 Yi Xuan: Fu Fu, remember this, welcome all who come (First Update)

"System: There's a follow-up to Yi Xuan's accurate fortune telling yesterday; let's take a look today."

Yi Xuan: Fu Fu, remember that, welcome anyone who comes!

(Source: YouTuber)

[Ling: Hey! Did Master Yixuan not have enough divination sticks for his fortune telling?]

Theresa: A sect with so many people, they probably won't last long.

[Ying: I'm more interested in knowing what Master Yixuan is planning this time.]

[Pera: If it's just Yixuan alone, won't she earn money a little too slowly?]

Inside the temple, after Yi Xuan set up the live-streaming equipment, she looked at Ju Fufu and told her to study hard.

"Fu Fu, Yun Kui Mountain will officially launch its online divination service today."

You observe from the sidelines and see how your teacher handles the situation.

Ju Fufu was very happy to learn skills from her master:

"Understood, Master! This disciple will certainly study hard!"

Yi Xuan just started her broadcast today and encountered the first customer from last time.

[Furina: Huh? Fuffy, who's calling me?]

[Ju Fufu: Master, rest assured, your disciple has been observing.]

[Mei: Just like last time when Yixuan set up a stall, Vivian is the one who had a great start. What a coincidence!]

Vivian explained her current situation to Yi Xuan, hoping this powerful master could help her:

"Master, I feel that Lord Phaethon has been much colder towards me lately, and he keeps muttering that the plan has changed. Can you help me figure out what's going on?"

Yi Xuan glanced at Vivian's chest, compared it to his own, and said smugly:

"Apples are not as sweet as watermelons, and the answer is right in front of you."

Vivian misunderstood Yi Xuan's meaning, and her expression instead became firm:

"So, does the master mean that I haven't done well enough? Then I'll work twice as hard and take on more jobs."

[Ying: Zhe, why did the plan change? Why is that? (?????)]

[Qingque: Apples and watermelons... suddenly I can picture it.]

[Captain: Although I love watermelons, apples are pretty good too (,,?ω?,,)]

[Dream Seeker: Vivian is standing right in front of Yi Xuan. Master Yi Xuan has revealed his hand! Yay, Da Lei wins! (?????)]

[Ling: Although bigger is better, my brother and I have decided that we want both Vivian and Master Yixuan (,,?ω?,,)]

[Hugo: Vivian, look down at yourself. Stop working and eat more. You're still young and can still grow. ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

Anbi: "I ate five hamburgers for lunch today and I've been feeling unwell ever since. Could you please tell me what's wrong?"

Yi Xuan recalled the freebies that came with the hamburger purchase and roughly understood what Anbi's situation was:

"Drink Coke first, then eat melon; even a god would be blinded by it."

Anbi understood Yixuan's meaning and immediately grasped the key point:

"Is it a problem with the Coke? Then next time I buy the Coke that comes with the burger, I'll give it to Billy."

[Honkai Impact 3rd Seele: Ambi is truly worthy of being called Burger King, eating five at once, she really can eat that much! ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Ju Fufu: Anbi ate too much. If I had five of these, I probably still wouldn't be full.]

[Bai Lu: I feel that if organs could speak, they would definitely curse.]

[Billy: Ambi, I'm so happy you thought of me when something like this happened, but I drink motor oil, you know ╮( oωo )╭]

[Navia: Giving Billy Coke? Aren't you afraid he'll rust? (＠_＠;)]

Lina couldn't help but sigh when she thought about how long Eileen and the others dawdled over their meals:

"The people around me always eat on time, and they drag their feet when it's mealtime. Is there any way to solve this problem?"

Yi Xuan figured out that it was Lina's fault and subtly reminded her:

"Man is made of iron, food is made of steel; to forge iron, you must use good steel."

Lina suddenly understood upon hearing Yi Xuan's answer, and her eyes widened in surprise:

"Does 'iron' mean that cooking in an iron pot will make everyone eat obediently? I'll go try it right now."

[Captain: Lina, why don't you consider pre-made meals? They're just heat-up, no need to cook them yourself, and they're quick and easy. Everyone would definitely love them (；￣д￣)]

Lina: Is it really possible?

[Lekahn: I agree!]

[Eileen: We support you. We can't bear to see you so tired.]

[Uncle Mads: Sigh! Young people these days don't have the same enthusiasm we had when we were learning to cook. Uncle Mads is very disappointed (︶︹︺)]

[Lina: I understand, Uncle Mads, I will persevere!]

After the three guests finished their demonstration, Yi Xuan asked Ju Fufu:

"Fufu, have you learned from my demonstration?"

Ju Fufu summarized Yi Xuan's previous tactics and confidently said:

"Once you've learned it, the trick is not to go into too much detail; just give a vague answer."

It's neither a wrong answer nor an offensive one. Plus, it rhymes.

After listening to Fu Fu's summary, Yi Xuan felt it was still a bit long-winded and reminded her:

"What you're talking about is opportunistic trickery; as for rhyming, it's just my hobby."

Actually, the true way of fortune-telling and divination can be summarized in just seven words. Fufu, do you know what those seven words are?

When Ju Fufu heard Yi Xuan's question, she was very confident in her answer:

"I know, it's the Four Symbols and Eight Trigrams that determine the universe!"

Yi Xuan looked at Ju Fufu and corrected her, "Wrong, it should be 'Happy New Year, elder brother and sister-in-law'."