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Ju Fufu never expected her master to come up with such a down-to-earth summary: "Eh! (O_O)ゞ"

[March 7th: According to Fufu's summary, isn't that just riddle-solving people? (￣ω￣;)]

[Dream Seeker: It's just as Fu Fu said, that's exactly what Song Que did.]

[Jiaming: Oh my, Ju Fufu has really mastered the essence!]

[Zhe: Senior Sister's understanding is truly at the corporate level; she's so smart!]

[Ying: I understand the seven characters for divination: Dian, Xiao, Ji, Le, Bang, Ma, Ying (*σ'?`)σ.]

[Captain: Yi Xuan's words make a lot of sense... Wait a minute! What the hell is this "Happy New Year, Big Brother and Sister-in-law"?! ゛('◇')?]

Seeing that her eldest disciple was still pondering the question from earlier, Yi Xuan took the opportunity to explain the service principles of Yun Kui Mountain to her:

"Yun Kui Mountain's mission is to benefit the public. We will welcome all who ask for our help and treat every guest with the same solemnity as we would a New Year's blessing. Do you understand?"

Upon hearing Yi Xuan's question, Ju Fufu snapped out of her reverie and quickly replied, "Understood."

Yi Xuan felt it was about time and let Ju Fufu try: "Very good, now it's your turn."

[Qiong: You're open to anyone... right? Then I want to marry Yixuan (?﹃ ?)]

[Ying: Nothing ventured, nothing gained! Come on, Fufu!! (?????)]

[Zhe: You two perverts, tone it down a bit (=ω=；)]

When it was Ju Fufu's turn to have her fortune told, she had just turned on the screen when she heard Cangjiao's anxious voice:

"Big sister, there's a chicken and rabbit in the same cage. There are 35 heads and 94 feet in total. Can you help me count how many chickens and rabbits there are?"

Looking at Cangjiao on the other end of the video call, Ju Fufu felt embarrassed and started sweating:

"Um, little friend, we don't help with math problems here. (￣ω￣;)"

Seeing that the business opportunity was right in front of him, Yi Xuan knew he couldn't let it slip away, so he pointed towards Ju Fufu and reminded him:

"Fufu, have you forgotten what your teacher taught you? Accept all comers."

"Uh... okay, let me think..." Hearing her master say that, Ju Fufu had no choice but to agree.

However, the calculation process for this problem almost overloaded Fufu's brain, and the final result was also somewhat abstract:

"94 minus 35 divided by 2, so there are approximately 29.5 chickens and 7.375 rabbits. ('-﹏-`；)"

After watching Fufu's performance, Yixuan praised her with satisfaction: "Very good, you calculated it well!"

[Hooke: So that's how you do math homework! Hooke has to try it!]

[Chen Chichi: Buhao! It stirred up painful memories.]

[Captain: You have to do your own homework, you despicable little kid Cangjiao (；?_?)]

[Bao Beier: Just make each rabbit lift both legs, and it'll be easy to calculate.]

[Hu Tao: Fukufuku Tachibana's thoughtful expression looks a bit like Bernice.]

[Ling: Really? I didn't really see any similarities (o_o)ゞ]

[Zhe: Although Senior Sister Ju Fufu calculated it, her answer is a bit outrageous (-ω-；)]

[Sambo: Hahaha, awesome! How could a chicken be chopped in half? This answer is a bit outrageous (￣▽￣)σ]

[Funinga: These 0.375 rabbits and 0.5 chickens, they must all be braised, right? (?????)]

[Ladio: Gambler, bring me my plaster cast headgear, I'm afraid I'll die of stupidity if I keep watching ('-ι_-｀；)]

Chapter 195 Life is tough, Fufu performs for money (Second update)

After answering Cangjiao's math question, Ju Fufu immediately disconnected from the live stream. Before she could even rest, Nicole had already reconnected.

"Master, could you please help me calculate my fortune?"

Because Nicole's speech was intermittent and interspersed with static, Tachibana Fukufuku couldn't understand what Nicole meant at all:

"Uh, wait a minute, I can't hear anything over here. (=ω=；)"

[Fireworks: That electrical noise startled me. Is there a system malfunction? That would be hilarious (?????)]

[Zhe: Probably not, it's more likely Nicole's network is stuck (?_?；)]

[Billy: Since Nicole usually uses the neighbor's WiFi, it's highly likely they've run out of internet credit.]

Although Nicole's video was frame-by-frame and the sound was intermittent, she didn't notice any problems and could still use it.

"Huh? Is my microphone really that loud? It's a brand new used one."

Tachibana Fukufu still couldn't hear what Nicole said, so she offered a reasonable suggestion:

"Why don't you go and get a better microphone first?"

Yi Xuan: "Fu Fu, we welcome all who come."

Hearing Yi Xuan's reminder, Fu Fu had no choice but to rely on her own intuition:

"Uh, sir, although I don't know what you said, your luck in all aspects has been quite good lately. If you're having bad luck right now, it's just that your time hasn't come yet. ('-﹏-`；)"

Yi Xuan felt that Fu Fu's performance was quite good, and praised her, "Well said, next one."

[Ying: Nicole, be more confident, drop the "ma" part, your mic is really amazing (＠_＠;)]

Kiana: Pfft~, what do you mean by "brand new secondhand goods"? What kind of new video category is this? (?O?O?)

[Sambo: Hahaha~, I can only say that Nico is truly amazing]

Grace: I suggest Nicole try unplugging the microphone and replugging it; that should help.

[Zhe: Bad luck just means the time isn't right yet. It seems Fufu has really thought about this seriously, and she's already grasped the essence. (?????)]

After the video call connected, at the recording shop across the street run by Ling and Zhe, Bangbu Xiaoshiba couldn't wait to ask:

"Mmm~, mmm mmm~ mmm mmm~".

Fu Fu was surprised that two customers in a row couldn't understand what they were saying, so she thought she should ask them to resolve their problem first and reminded them:

“Uh… Mr. Bomb, your translator seems to be broken.”

Yi Xuan: "Good luck! Good luck!"

Hearing Yi Xuan's words, before her master could even finish speaking, Fu Fu already knew what to do and sighed helplessly:

"Okay! I understand."

Fufu strained his voice, trying to make it as close to Bangbu's as possible:

"Mmm~, mmm mmm mmm, mmm~, mmm mmm~ mmm~"

Yi Xuan: "See, as long as you work hard, you can do it, right?"

When Xiao Shiba heard Fu Fu's reply, she felt confused and asked, "Huh?!"

[Grace: Although I don't understand what they're saying, Little Eighteen is right, after all, it's so cute (?﹃ ?)]

Little Eighteen: Mmm...

Mmm...

[Ies: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm]

[Himeko: Fukufu and Shichibuki are both so cute! (*^▽^*)]

[Ayato Kamisato: I thought the Banbu guests would send Shiya, but it turns out they sent Fukufu too (￣y▽￣)~*]

[Pine Sparrow: Going to work is tough, Fufu sighs (?????)]

After receiving Xiao Shiba, Ju Fufu felt like her mind was a tangled mess of yarn, and she was completely dazed.

"Ugh...ah...I'm a little overwhelmed..."

Seeing that Ju Fufu looked like she was about to give up, Yi Xuan tried to persuade her:

"Fufu, don't be impatient. Don't forget that our mission is to benefit the public. We can't look down on people just because their microphones are loud or their accents are heavy."

After listening to Yi Xuan's advice, a flash of inspiration struck Ju Fufu, and she suddenly understood:

"Does that mean Master didn't understand what they were saying either? ㄟ(▔ __▔)ㄏ"

Yi Xuan waved his hand, directly changing the subject:

"Don't worry about such trivial matters."

Look, more guests have arrived.

[Qiong: I'm sorry, Commander Yixuan, I didn't recognize you just now]

[Zhong Li: The theme of putting people at the center has been elevated.]

[Vita: Are you sure this isn't a ploy to trick the public into sending money? (?????)]

[Little Eighteen: Mmm...]

[Ling: Master Yixuan's topic change was so abrupt (＠_＠;)]

Looking at the customer Hoshimi Miyabi in front of her, Tachibana Fukufu quickly adjusted her demeanor and regained her previous enthusiasm:

"Hello, sir."

Hoshimi Miyabi: "Hello."

Upon hearing Hoshimi Miyabi's reply, Tachibana Fukufu couldn't help but smile happily.

"Great, I've finally met someone I can communicate with normally."

Ahem, sir, may I ask which aspect of your fortune you would like to have read?

Career or marriage?

Hoshimi Miyabi: "Marriage"

After finishing the calculation for Hoshimi Masashi, Tachibana Fukufuku carefully considered her wording:

"Yes, the divination indicates that the guest's recent love life has not been very smooth."

The main reason is the emergence of a very strong competitor.

Hoshimi Miyabi: "Rival"