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[Nicole: Wait... after all that fuss, there are only three people? What's the point of infiltrating here?]

Paimon: Wow, he's practically infiltrated and become the boss!

[Zhe: Why does he look so familiar? He looks a bit like Anarak, who once killed the first to third Ascension Chain Ascenders.]

[The Monster of the Heisei Era: Yoshifumi Nitta says he knows it very well]

Jane was very unhappy about the first two undercover missions that ended inexplicably, so she started the third undercover mission.

After a period of effort, Jane once again successfully infiltrated the organization's upper echelons, following the leader's orders and leading her subordinates into the Void.

After searching inside the cave, the younger brother found a lie detector with a green alarm and went to report to Jian.

“I found a lie detector in the cave. Sister, quickly say a few words to him and see.”

Jane took out her weapon and pointed it at the lie detector, saying:

"This is a pair of scissors. (△)"

The younger brother glanced at Jane's weapon, then at the lie detector, and asked疑惑地问道:

Why isn't the lie detector beeping?

Seeing his younger brother's bewildered expression, Jane explained:

"Because it really is a knife."

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: Ouch~, what a lame joke]

[Sino: That's a pretty good lame joke. The humor comes from the homophones...]

[Tinari: Seno, shut up!]

[Shut up: I think I hear someone calling me]

I never expected to be able to explain it this way; it feels very novel.

"Haha, Sister Jian, you're so funny."

Seeing her younger brother so happy, grinning like a complete idiot who'd never seen anything like it before, Jane gave him another one:

"I am Cat Xiren"

The lie detector still isn't working, and I'm starting to wonder if it's broken.

"It's not making a sound? (｀_')ゞ"

Jane provided a reasonable explanation:

"Because I really am a mouse person."

[Bell: Possession! It must be Seno who possessed Jane! Jane wouldn't say something so cold and unpleasant.]

[Tang Haixing: It's just a lie detector. I never lie. I'm the chairman's favorite son.]

[Ouyang Mofei: You can even fool yourself, and a lie detector can't detect it. There's no one else as weird as you.]

[Leosley: Is it possible that the lie detector isn't powered on or isn't turned on?]

The younger brother found it so much fun and hadn't had enough, so he happily said to Jane:

"Hahaha, one more!"

Jane was about to give this underling a big one, and said to the lie detector:

"I am an undercover agent."

A cool breeze blew by, but the lie detector still didn't react. The younger brother felt that something was wrong:

"Huh? Why isn't it ringing this time?"

The younger brother first looked at Jane seriously, but after remembering the pun from before, he suddenly became shy:

"Sister Jian! Could it be that you really are!...I'm speechless! o(*////▽////*)q"

Jane felt disgusted by this underling and stabbed him in the forehead with a pair of scissors.

After dealing with the henchmen, Jian looked at the lie detector speechlessly and muttered:

"Damn, this lie detector is too good a quality. I'm going to burn it later. (?_?； )"

[Zhe: This thing looks like a decryption mechanism inside a hollow space, when did it become a lie detector?]

Fu Hua: So this thing doesn't even make a sound.

[Qingque: This little brother not only has a low threshold for laughter, but he's also incredibly funny.]

"System: Everyone, let's participate in the lottery. I'll go find the next video."

[Jane: Gwen's scissors... are so big, they're not convenient to carry around.]

[Qingyi: Enchantment Book - Lightning Summon...Perfect for my weapon]

[Zhu Yuan: Acting skills are excellent... With this, the next promotional video for the Public Security Bureau shouldn't be so embarrassing.]

[Zhe: Zhu Yuan's previous promotional video was pretty good, don't be shy!]

Chapter 201 Shadow: Good boy~ Open your mouth and eat it~ (Second update)

System: Not sure what to put in? Let's see what everyone does when they get hungry in the Traveler's Pot.

"Good boy/girl, open your mouth and eat it!"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Ying: What can I do? Besides a house and a few fields, there's nothing else in my pot.]

[Captain: That depends on who's in the pot.]

[March 7th: If it were Thor, she might suddenly feel like cooking.]

[Zhe: That's quite possible. The house in the firefly pot is probably doomed.]

[Paimon: Fryna is still acting normally, so why did things start going wrong with Navelette?]

[Ying: This isn't my pot at all. My pots are much poorer than this one (?????)]

Kiana: No, what are you so proud of, Ying? (；!＿!)

[Empty: Yeah, Violet, why did you drink water in my outhouse? My outhouse doesn't need welcome drinks either (=ω=；)]

[Star: Ying, if I remember correctly, Vilette is the Supreme Judge of Fontaine, right? Isn't it a bit inappropriate for you to say that? (；OдO)]

[Zhe: Maybe he misses the food in Mello Petersburg (?????)]

[Empty: All I grow are Sichuan peppercorns and mint, and that's not enough for cooking.]

[March 7th: Oh no, Lei Movie is going to have to cook, and Traveler's Home is going to be gone.]

Kiana: She looks exactly like Mei, so why can't she cook? Her "wife face" seems so pale.

[Billy: The empty kitchen accidentally became a nuclear weapons testing ground (?????)]

[Alice: With such a huge explosion, the lightning element in the kitchen must have reacted with every reactive element. (＠_＠;)]

After finishing today's adventure mission, Kong returned to Chengehu and stared at his home with wide eyes.

The once luxurious villa is now a pile of ruins, and the surrounding lawns have been set ablaze.

Thick black smoke continued to rise from the remaining ruins, merging into the dark clouds in the sky.

"Finally home! What happened?! (O△O)"

Lei, beaming with pride, carried the fruits of his labor to Kong.

"You've had a long day, traveler. Come and try the meal I made for you. (oO▽Oo)"

[Empty: I'm so jealous! They blew up my house and then tried to poison me!]

[Treasure Seeker: As expected of the God of Thunder, the accumulation of lightning attribute is truly abundant. Thank goodness the pot didn't explode.]

[Huang Quan: Could she have used the Wuxiang One-Cut Knife to cut vegetables?]

[Nekota: Does nobody care about the kitchen?]

[Pam: It's been bombed into a wasteland, are you sure we can still find a kitchen, Pam! (￣ω￣;)]

Kong stared at the plate of curry-colored, viscous substance in Ying's hand, trembling with fear and breaking out in a cold sweat.

"Ah...I...(￣ω￣;)"

Seeing Kong's stammering, Lei looked at him seriously:

"Choose one: eat or die."

Upon hearing that there was still a choice, Kong immediately lay down on the ground without saying a word, ready to die.

Seeing that Kong would rather die than eat the food she cooked, Ying angrily unleashed the essence of Liyue's national cuisine:

"Traveler, fuck ********"

[Yae no Miko: It's brown! Can the Judgment Food be changed color?]

[Shadow: What are you talking about? This is my second specialty dish, volcanic mudslide (*σ'?`)σ]

[Aiyi: In a way, Thor's cooking skills have improved, haven't they?]

[Zhe: What's the difference between the two choices Ying gave Kong? In the end, they both die.]

[Ying: What a month-long multiple-choice question!]

Sambo: Eating her cooking will make dying more painful (?????)

A few days later, because Shadow kept ignoring him, Kong decided to ask Paimon for advice:

"What should I do? Because I didn't eat Ying's cooking last time, he's ignoring me now."

Paimon thought it wasn't difficult and suggested, "Why don't you just apologize to them?"

Kong looked at Paimon and said, "That's the key point: She doesn't see me much either."

Paimon felt his mind go blank; he couldn't even think of something this simple.

"Then why don't you just have that high-ranking executive at Inazuma pass on a message?"

[Luminous: Paimon actually came up with an idea? I can't believe Paimon is this smart! Tell me... who are you?!]