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[Paimon: Ying, if you keep doing this, believe me, I'll upload your browser history to the Void Terminal and the Interstellar Peace Corporation's network (｀⊿')ノ]

[Zhe: Speaking of which, who does Kong ask to pass on the message?]

[Fireworks: I don't know, but what's certain is that the prerequisite for having someone else relay a message is that there can't be any bad people in the crowd (?????)]

[Mei: Sora's doomed. No matter who relayed the message before, the last one will definitely be that fox, Yae no Miko ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

"Ah, what a great idea!" Sora listened to Paimon's suggestion and felt it was truly feasible. She immediately went to find Ayaka Kamisato, and the others relayed the message:

"Linghua, could you please pass on a message to the General? Tell him that I know I was wrong, and if you are willing to forgive me, I'll treat you to lunch this afternoon."

Linghua agreed to help Kong deliver the message, and she went to Haiqi Island to find Coral Palace Xinhai:

“Miss Xinhai, the traveler asked me to pass on a message to the general, saying that the traveler knows he was wrong and would like to invite the general to dinner.”

Upon hearing that it involved travelers, Coral Palace Heart Sea agreed and went to Yaedo to find Yae no Miko:

"Fried tofu, the traveler asked me to pass on a message to the general, saying that the traveler would like to invite the general to dinner."

The message ended when it reached Yae no Miko, but the Miko felt something was missing, so she made a slight adjustment to the message:

“Shadow, the traveler says he wants to eat your cooking.”

Upon hearing the priestess say that she longed to eat the food she cooked, her eyes suddenly shone with a dazzling golden light:

"Really?! (???)"

[Hotaru: Ayaka's appearance reminds me of a line, (?????)]

[Araki Kazuto: It really does look quite similar, huh?]

Kiana: According to Ayaka and Kokoro, passing through there shouldn't be any problem.

[Zhe: As expected, there's no shortage of entertainers in any world. The Divine Child is truly despicable.]

[March 7th: The old saying goes, "Three men can make a tiger," and it's certainly true.]

[Empty: No, I didn't! Family, someone's framing me! (≧Ｗ≦；)]

System: Come on, go back and complain later. I'm leaving get off work after everyone's finished drawing prizes.

[Funingna: A corn tart that costs 48 yuan... It's so awful, how can it be so expensive? It costs at least a third of the cost!]

[Navilet: One water dragon egg (ice and fire + female version)... Fucaros, you can raise this little guy.]

Xiangling: Ten Yunnan hot pot chilies with a Scoville rating of 444 million... This chili is probably inedible for humans.

Cover your mouth with the rice crust, don't eat it!

[Zhongli: He was once the Demon God of the Hearth, so there shouldn't be any problems.]

[Guoba: So exciting! I feel like I've reached the pinnacle of my life! I feel like I've reached the climax of my life!]

[Paimon: Oh my god! I only ate one, and the rice crust is already talking because it's so spicy! (@@!!)]

[Luminous: Paimon, what are you standing there for? Go find some water!]

Guoba's fire output is almost equivalent to 100 Lu Laoyes using their ultimate abilities simultaneously! At this rate, it can continue for a long time; it might not end for an hour or two.

[Hu Tao: How about we have a barbecue now? We won't even have to add firewood ourselves!]

[Gui Zhong: Great idea! This way nothing is wasted. My old friend, just hold on a little longer, we'll finish eating before we save you.]

[Guoba: ...If you're so capable...you come at me...leave me a little more......]

[Star: No wonder it's Guoba (crispy rice crust), it's still thinking about eating at a time like this... (；￣д￣)]

Chapter 202 Bronya: The Captain Was Kidnapped Again Today (First Update)

"System: Today, let's take a look at Honkai Impact 3rd's version of Sword Art Online. It's not exactly the same, but the gameplay is similar."

"The captain was kidnapped again today."

(Source: YouTuber)

[Hoshino: Sword Art Online, huh? It seems like once you go in, you can't get out, right?]

[Zhe: No, you can leave after clearing the level.]

[Star: This game is just like Pinocchio, except Pinocchio isn't so easy to completely kill off.]

[Himeko Murata: As for the game, it will most likely be a fan creation of Bronya.]

When it was time for dinner, Theresa came over and knocked on Bronya's door, asking her to come over:

Bronya, dinner's ready.

Not receiving a response from Bronya, Theresa knocked a few more times, then pushed the door open and went inside.

"Although Mei had something to do today, Kiana cooked the meal..."

Huh? Did Bronya go out...?

As Theresa walked over to the computer, she immediately noticed the black glasses on the table:

"What's this? VR?"

After confirming that no one was watching, Theresa put on the VR glasses.

"Hmm~, you shouldn't mind if I take it to play with, right?"

After a slight crackling sound, Theresa vanished from her spot, her glasses falling straight to the ground, and the computer screen on the desktop lit up automatically.

[Luminous: Kiana's cooking? I feel like this is going to be bad (?????)]

[Star: All on alert! The Kaslana family has entered the kitchen! (。＞?＜。)]

[Zhe: Theresa's still playing in Bronya's room, didn't Kiana blow up the kitchen?]

[Captain: Although you can tell that Kiana puts her heart into every dish she cooks, we really don't dare to eat it.]

[Grace: Why did I just disappear after putting on VR glasses? Did I get teleported to Teyvat?]

Kiana: This episode is Aunt Flo's Bizarre Adventure!

[Treasure Hunter: I've been teleported into the game! Will my starting character be the magical old woman TeRiRi? (?????)]

Theresa: Who are you calling a witch? You'd better eat Judas! (╬◣д◢)

"A glass of old-fashioned tequila, some beer and chili, please."

There were quite a few customers ordering food at the tavern's bar, and Bronya happened to be there too.

"Vodka, on the rocks, lime juice, ginger beer, and some more..."

Before Bronya could finish speaking, Theresa suddenly appeared in front of her.

Theresa looked around in surprise before noticing Bronya beside her and asked curiously:

"Huh? Is this the bar in Cyberpunk 2088? Wasn't I just in your room, Bronya? (⊙?⊙)"

[Zhe: The voice that took the order at the beginning sounded a bit like Siegfried (∩△∩)]

[Siegfried: It wasn't me, this should be Johnny Silverhand ╮( oωo )╭]

[Sino: When Theresa came out, she pushed Bronya's left side of her clothes up, but the right side of her clothes just slipped down. Does that count as an old man's super slippery shoulder? (?????)]

[March 7th: Stop using puns, or you'll get fined (→_→)]

Silver Wolf: If I remember correctly, the original version of this game is Cyberpunk 2077, right?

[Billy: Night City, a city of dreams, and I am the one who chases dreams ╰(*'︶`*)╯]

[Ambi: Nicole, Billy's having a fit of chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) moment. Today he can generate his own electricity by acting crazy.]

Bronya looked at Theresa, recalling the way she had appeared, and had a bad feeling:

"So Theresa, did you also just casually bring those VR glasses, like the captain...?"

Theresa still remembered her initial mission. She looked at Bronya happily and reminded her:

"Yeah! Oh, right, Kiana told me to call you guys for dinner."

When it comes to Kiana cooking, Theresa automatically pictured it in her mind:

[Luminous: Oh! So, why is the Captain in Bronya's room (?????)]

[Azure Horn: Why are all the dishes Kiana makes so colorful? Are they even edible? (＠_＠;)]

Kiana: What are you talking about? What I made is called Rainbow Rice Bowl, the colors are perfectly normal (；≧д≦)

[Mei: Kiana, you did a great job! The rainbow is well recreated, I'll give it five stars. Okay, don't make it next time.]

[Danheng: I feel that after eating this whole meal, it's about time for the formal banquet.]

[Captain: This can be considered a blessing in disguise; we escaped a disaster.]

Kiana, if you wanted to kill me to boost your parallel universe self's performance, you didn't need to use cooking as an excuse. (≡Д≡；)

Seeing that Theresa was still thinking about eating, Bronya felt extremely helpless:

"The problem is that the game has a bug, and the captain touched the VR headset without my permission while I was fixing it, and now he's disappeared. ('-ι_-｀)"

When Theresa heard Bronya say that, she asked in confusion, "Can't he get out by himself?"

Bronya and Theresa explained the main issues at hand:

"Unfortunately, the main menu is missing due to a bug, so I can't exit. I can only take him out when I touch him. ('-﹏-`；)"

After hearing Bronya's description, Theresa roughly understood the situation and subconsciously retorted:

"Sword Art Online, ah, this is... (；?_? )"

[Silver Wolf: 2088, that's not called a bug in the game, that's called buying a bug and getting the game for free... no, that's not right either, our bugs don't include the game! (?????)]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: If this is a Sword Art Online setting, then the captain is really in danger. This game is no joke o((⊙﹏⊙))o]

Kirito: There's no logout button? I know that like the back of my hand. You guys really know your stuff.

[Billy: Sword Art Online seems to have a menu, but Captain doesn't even have a control panel.]

[Kayaba Akihiko: I'm impressed, you guys really know how to play this game.]

Paimon: Isn't what you're saying even more dangerous? ╮( oωo )╭

Bronya calmly pointed to the small robot behind her and explained: