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"I can only log in with administrator privileges, and I still have to rely on this drone to perform various operations."

Theresa stared in disbelief at the blue, spherical robot with rabbit ears before her.

"This little thing... looks like it can catch Pokémon. (O__O)"

Bronya didn't want Theresa to get into trouble too, so she planned to send her back first:

"Anyway, I'll send you out first. Also... call me Brownie in the game."

Theresa was unhappy when she heard that she was to be asked to leave, and pouted:

"Hey...no, I want to play too."

Bronya, not understanding why Theresa was so agitated, explained:

"It's all bugs, nothing fun..."

While the two were chatting, the purple-haired girl working as a bartender at the bar was mixing drinks for the customers.

[Sambo: Bronya's drone looks familiar, it's a bit like a Poké Ball from Pokémon or Super NoNo from Seer.]

[Walter: Isn't that purple-haired girl the female lead in "Operation Bartender"?]

Himeko Murata: Mixing drinks, changing lives!

[Empty: Wow... It's actually Miss Jill! (?﹃ ?)]

【Alicia: She's a very pretty young lady, I want to get close to her (﹡^o^﹡ )】

Chapter 203 Theresa: This game is too early for you (Second update)

After Bronya had walked a distance, Theresa finally realized what was happening and looked in shock at Bronya's legs, which were just like a normal person's.

"Hey! Bronya, your leg! (O△O)"

Bronya explained Theresa's question, assuming she was also interested, and pointed to three strange figures not far away, asking Theresa:

"Oh, well, I'd like to try walking on my own in the game. Theresa, if you'd like to try it out, would you like me to customize your character's appearance? Something like that..."

[Luminous: I guarantee that Bronya's legs are real, I've tasted them (?????)]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Seele: Bronya is mine, don't talk nonsense (。ì _ í。)]

Silver Wolf: Just how many elements did this game incorporate? It even has Chainsaw Man! ('⊙ω⊙`)

[Zhe: The one on the far left, if I'm not mistaken, should be from Borderlands]

[Dream Seeker: Even the little squabble has appeared; it's getting a bit ridiculous.]

Theresa watched as the three unidentified creatures shook their heads in refusal, then awkwardly grabbed the hand of the pink-haired girl beside her.

"Um... I think the makeover style of the person I was just chatting with suits me better. (=ω=；)"

Dorothy, having heard what Theresa had just said, looked at her curiously and asked:

"So, you also want to try transforming ** into ****? (⊙?⊙)"

Theresa only realized halfway through her sentence what outrageous statement the girl had just made. She opened her eyes in shock, her pupils losing all their luster.

"Ideally, the appearance should be even more magical... Huh? (O_O)"

Dorothy, oblivious to Theresa's change, happily shared her story with her:

"By the way, you mentioned magical girls earlier. Actually, some customers are into that, and they often ask me to ****."

[Qiong: Dorothy's way of speaking is like a telegram; I thought it was Hana (O_O)]

[Ring: What did Dorothy modify? Don't send telegrams, that's so boring (???‵‵)]

[Kaiya: Theresa's eyes are completely vacant. I'm so curious about what she heard (OдO)]

[Ying: If I remember correctly, bro, I think I've played this game before. Dorothy was the sex robot in the Bartender's Adventure, right?]

[Captain: I understand. Dorothy's experiences were too impactful for Theresa, who was completely innocent in that area, causing her brain to be a little delayed (￣ω￣；)]

Kiana: I feel like periods might give magical girls a phobia ('⊙ω⊙`)

Dorothy's experiences shattered Theresa's worldview, and she simply couldn't take it anymore.

He hurriedly pulled Bronya away from the tavern, fearing she might be corrupted by forbidden knowledge like he had been.

"Let's hurry and find the captain; this game is too early for you."

Bronya, caught off guard and dragged away, looked longingly at the enormous doll in front of her:

"Eh...wait, homu!"

[Sora: You can always believe Dorothy is an angel, except when she's working as a prostitute (?????)]

[Bai Lu: This seems to have been a huge blow to Theresa. Is she okay with this?]

[Yi Xuan: There shouldn't be any problem. She'll recover soon. She's the headmistress of the Far East Demon Cave, you have to trust her.]

[Theresa: I've already said, I run a Valkyrie Academy, not a Far East Demon Cave. If you keep talking nonsense, I'll make you eat Judas (╬◣д◢)]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: Such a big Homura, I want one so badly (???)]

Meanwhile, somewhere in the game, the captain, having just awakened from a deep sleep, slowly opened his eyes and asked in confusion:

"Hmm... Ah... Where am I?"

Wearing a black mask and black overalls, Yae Sakura calmly looked at the captain:

(The original clip didn't show the mask being removed, but the identity was explained later, so I just wrote it down.)

"Hoo~ You must be the famous captain, you've finally woken up."

The captain, upon hearing someone call his name, immediately snapped awake. Looking around at the completely unfamiliar surroundings, and realizing he was strapped to a chair, he nearly fainted.

"Ewhhh, what am I?! (ΩДΩ)"

[Paimon: When Yae Sakura puts on this mask, I feel like she's just like Xiao, ready to use the Demon-Slaying Dance to fight monsters.]

[Zhe: I think she's not Yae Sakura, but a magnetic storm electric donkey (?????)]

[Hanabi: This is the right time to say it!]

[Captain: No, it's the same scene, why is her art style so exquisite, while mine looks like a complete idiot! I'm not convinced (「▼皿▼)]

Yae Sakura, mimicking the common lines used by kidnappers in movies, said to the captain:

"You don't need to know where you are, nor do you need to know who I am."

The captain's attention was drawn to the other ship's long ears, which twitched every now and then, and he couldn't help but remark:

"No... those donkey ears of yours are obviously ARMY... 88888 Sakura Empire!!! (⊙Д⊙)"

Upon hearing the captain say he had donkey ears, Yae Sakura quickly stepped forward and gave him a sharp rap on the head:

“I don’t know the person you’re talking about, but I’m not interested in him either. Once Bronya is lured out, you’ll be of no use to me.”

The captain scoffed, looking at Yae Sakura with disdain, a smug smile on his face:

"It's a pity I can't grant your wish. I'm their most important captain! ╮(‵▽′)╭"

[Yae Sakura: How dare you call me a donkey ear, Captain? You'd better sleep with one eye open at night (^▽^ ╬)]

[Hotaru: But when Sakura wears this mask, she really looks like a donkey at first glance (?????)]

[Zhe: The captain in the video looks like a former Dr. Rhodes Island character who turned out (*σ'?`)σ]

Mei: Captain, you're really hesitant. That tap on the Captain by Sakura was so satisfying to watch. I'll record it and enjoy it later.

Bernice: I really want to touch Yae Sakura's long ears, they look so soft (?﹃ ?)

Theresa, recalling the characteristics of Sword Art Online, turned to Bronya and asked:

"What happens if you die in this game? Do you die in real life too?..."

Upon hearing Theresa's question, Bronya stated the worst possible outcome, creating a somewhat somber atmosphere:

"Consciousness may be forced back to the real world, but the mind will be severely damaged."

Theresa was still worried about the captain, and she asked cautiously, "What... will happen?"

Bronya thought about the potential aftereffects on the captain and felt a little scared:

"Cyber ​​psychosis... He's constantly delusional, unable to judge the seriousness of things, and keeps calling people 'wife'..."

Upon hearing Bronya describe these symptoms, Theresa couldn't help but start to complain:

"But he wasn't originally..."

[Nasida: My mental health has been severely damaged; could it be due to mental pollution?]

[Billy: It's nothing, it's just that the captain's mental illness has worsened, not much difference ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[A-Quan: That's true. Captains often have their sanity completely reset these days, so they just spend 648 RMB like crazy. It makes no difference ╮( oωo )╭]

Kirito: It's just cyberpsychosis, it doesn't matter whether you have it or not, most people in the anime world are like that.

[Haoyangming: I have a feeling you're insulting me, Bronya. Isn't it normal to have more anime/manga waifus? (?_?)]

System: Well, look at how many you have already!

[Hao Yangming: What's wrong? My heart is shattered into pieces, and I can like each piece as I like someone else, no problem.]

So what if I like all the female characters equally? As the captain, traveler, pioneer, rope crafter, and dream seeker, what's wrong with liking a few more?

I almost forgot, I also work part-time as a wanderer.

[Star: Wow, that's a lot! I've decided, I'm going to do a part-time job too, starting with being a traveler in Teyvat (???)]

Hearing Theresa's words, Bronya suddenly realized that it didn't matter whether the captain in the game died or not, as long as they could go back.

Meanwhile, at the same time, the captain confidently stated to Yae Sakura:

"They will definitely be able to rescue me safely."

After Bronya figured it out, she formulated a new plan:

"The plan has changed. There's no need to rescue the hostages anymore. Shoot them on sight."

Theresa sat on the back of the motorcycle, looking awkwardly at Bronya:

"So why aren't we leaving yet? This motorcycle seems to be shaking..."