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This was the first time Caesar had ever seen a cat like this, and he shyly fidgeted with his fingers.

"It's him! o(*////▽////*)q"

[Ying: Goodness, such a big cat, and it feels kind of familiar Σ( ° △ °|||)︴]

[Silver Wolf: This should be Jingyuan in cat form, which is also a kind of fan creation.]

[Lucy: As expected of Bernice, she completely loses control when she sees furry creatures. I really shouldn't have let these two go shopping together (；!＿!)]

[Theresa: Pfft~! Hahahaha, that amazing bubble sound made me spit out the bitter melon juice I just drank (￣y▽￣)~*]

[Songque: Wow, this is amazing! It's actually a domineering cat CEO! (￣▽￣)／]

[Ring: Wow, this cat's single vocal fry has captivated Caesar like this? ∑(??д??lll)]

Sister, she's just a cat! It can't be that serious, really! (@@!!)

After the two groups of guests left, about half of the day had passed.

The third group of guests arrived: Hoshimi Miyabi and Yuuma from the Sixth Anti-Air Division.

Yuma was still groggy when she got off the bus, dozing off with her eyes closed: "So sleepy! (~O~)"

Hoshimi Miyabi stared intently at Dun'er with sharp eyes and asked:

Are there any pets that allow me to skip meetings? (?_?)

Upon hearing the section chief's request, Yuuma instantly sobered up, glanced at Hoshimi Miyabi with a teasing look, and then told Atsushi what she needed:

"That's too pragmatic, Section Chief. Do you know of any pets that let you sleep all the time? (???)"

Kiana: Yuuma seems listless every day, and is almost always sleepy.

[Yue Chengliu: That's during working hours. He's happier than anyone else as soon as he gets off work (→_→)]

Theresa: Ya doesn't want to go to the meeting. Does she expect her pet to go in her place? But where can she find a pet like that?

[Ying: Yu's request isn't difficult. Just go to the Pokémon next door and catch a Jigglypuff with a microphone.]

Although I slept well, there were some side effects (?????)

[Billy: Hoshimi Miyabi and Yuuma's requirements for pets are quite outrageous.]

The two people's requests posed no challenge to Dun'er. She darted to the back of the shop and slowly pushed out a giant pillow with its mouth wide open:

"Yes, yes, yes! This child should be able to meet your requirements and will definitely give you a perfect sleep experience. (∩▽∩)"

As soon as Hoshimi Miyabi and Yuuma saw the giant pillow, they started to feel sleepy. Seeing that the two were still trying to resist their sleepiness, the giant pillow took advantage of their inattention and swallowed them whole, making its body feel full as well.

It wasn't until evening, when the two had slept enough, that the big pillow finally vomited them up.

Yuuma and Hoshimi Miyabi both looked incredibly happy when they came out.

"It's so comfortable!"

"Cultivation complete!"

"That's him! (???)" x2

Just as the two were about to pay for the large pillow and take it home, a Moon City Willow suddenly appeared out of the ground and clenched its fist at them:

"Absolutely not! (︿?)"

[Zhiye: This pillow looks so familiar, it's like a giant tongue clam with a new shell]

[Gresh: If I remember correctly, this is a quilt monster created by a Japanese artist.]

[Star: It's this way of swallowing people, doesn't it look just like a gooey mimic covered in tentacles?]

[Ling: Sister Xing, what weird videos are you watching now? (?_? ；)]

Paimon: Wow, we slept until evening, and the two of us felt so much better when we came out.

Ying, let's go find a pillow monster and put it in the Dust Song Pot (???)】

[Ying: Good idea. If I can't find one, I'll ask Abedo to see if he can make one (?????)]

[Captain: Three groups of customers came in one day, and only Hoshimi Miyabi and Yuuma failed to buy anything because they were stopped by Tsukishiro Ryuu. I feel so sorry for them (?????)]

System: You guys go draw the rewards, I'm going to find a rest.

[Yuzhen: This is a weird pillow that's the same one used in fan creations... Yay, I can finally get a good night's sleep]

[Caesar: A replica of the Wolf Warrior Legend car... What a cool racing car (???)]

[Zhu Yuan: A sunflower queen... This pet is great, it looks beautiful, and it can even be used for smokeless barbecues]

Chapter 207 Skork, don't learn strange knowledge! (Second update)

"System: Today we're showing you a Genshin Impact fan creation. Just a reminder, don't read any weird or unusual books, especially those recommended by Yae no Miko."

"Skirk, don't learn weird stuff!"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Yae no Miko: What are you saying? What's wrong with the ones I recommended? I guarantee they're all top-quality.]

[Captain: Others might say that, but you, you rascal, can't be trusted at all]

[Rin: Ever since Yae no Miko sent word that she wanted to eat Kage's cooking, she's been unable to shake off her sly fox image.]

[Star: If Huo Huo had even half a bit of the scum of the God Child, then her relationship with the tail would have to be completely reversed ╮( oωo )╭]

In the wilderness of Nata, Skykirk ordered a vast number of books from Yaedo and piled them up, hoping to research a way to restore Firefly's vitality:

“I’ve been too strict with the traveler lately, and she’s been listless ever since. I need to find a way to get her going.”

D'Artagnan looked at the mountain of books before him, taller than two of himself combined, and a bad feeling crept over him. He looked at Skork with a puzzled expression:

"Are these all reference materials that you ordered from Yaedo, Master? Where did you get so much Mora?"

Skork looked at D'Artagnan and calmly explained, "The traveler told me before that Teyvats send their purchases to the Northern Bank for reimbursement. (O_O)"

Upon hearing that Ying was actually teaching her master in this way, D'Artagnan excitedly tried to persuade Skykirk:

Don't believe her nonsense! ∑(??д??lll)

[Rin: Holy crap, so many books! Yaedo really hit the jackpot this time. I wish someone bought all these videotapes (?﹃ ?)]

[Skirk: Understood. From now on, I'll send all my shopping bills to the Northern Bank.]

[Dartaria: Never mind, Master, whatever makes you happy. Don't worry about my feelings (╥_╥)]

[Star: Goodness, Ying-jie, you're so mean! Now Tartaglia has gone from being Zhongli's wallet to being both Zhongli and Skylark's wallet (?????)]

[Captain: It's obvious that Tartaglia is about to be ruined by Sparkle in the video. With Skorp buying so many books, he probably won't have much salary left (*σ'?`)σ]

When Skykirk heard that Tartaglia dared to question Luminous, she clenched her right fist and slammed it on his head, instantly changing his demeanor:

"Hmph, I will make my own judgment on right and wrong."

From a pile of colorful books, Skirk picked out a purple one called "The General Teaches You How to Make a Loving Bento".

Its cover says it's produced by Tianling Fengxing, and it also features an image of Thor eating dumplings:

"Inazuma cuisine? The colors look like my family's whale, it looks very unique. I'll follow the recipe and make a creative dinner for the traveler as a reward. (⊙_⊙)"

That evening, the traveler noticed the familiar pot of viscous purple substance as soon as he returned, and broke out in a cold sweat of fear:

"I'm so touched that you're willing to cook for me personally, but I'm really not hungry right now, hahaha! Let the young masters have a taste first (^▽^；)…… Ugh! (?_?)"

[Paimon: Wait, something's not right. When did even Shadow's cooking skills become a book?! ∑(??д??lll)]

[Ying: This reward is actually a punishment, right?! !!!!=(?ò?ó ノ)ノ]

[Captain: Skirk actually recreated Thor's cooking! Luminous can only pray for good luck (?????)]

Bai Heng: Ying, may you rest in peace! May there be no food of judgment in heaven. ('-﹏-`；)

[Zhe: If Ying doesn't finish eating, what should we do with this pot of poison that can affect the Seven Gods?]

[Dartaria: What can we do? Let's see if the Whale Devouring Star eats it. If not, we'll just have to dump it into the Abyss Rift. ╮( oωo )╭]

[The Star-Devouring Whale: ...]

[Yuan Shang: Tadalia, you're so wicked! (；￢_￢)]

Just as Ying was about to slip away, Silky quickly scooped up a spoonful and shoved it into her mouth when she wasn't looking.

The moment she ate it, Ying seemed to see her brother, and then she lay straight on the ground, her face turning the same purple as the Judgment Food.

When D'Artagnan returned, he immediately saw Ying lying on the ground. Upon closer inspection, he sensed something was wrong and awkwardly took a few steps back.

"This is the Traveler? Haha, I think I've mistaken him for someone else. The Traveler I remember doesn't have such a purple face..."

Skirk looked at Ying, who had taken a bite and then lay down, and said helplessly:

"It seems she's not used to this avant-garde cuisine, so let's make her a traditional Liyue medicinal meal to help her recover."

After saying that, Skirk picked up a green book with Qiqi's portrait on it and started flipping through it.

The book's cover reads "The Complete Guide to Liyue Herbs".

[Dartaria: Firefly, you're so despicable! Even at a life-or-death situation, you're still thinking of harming me. (→_→)]

[Fire: Maru, why are you still forcing me to eat? Goodbye, Mom, I'm setting sail tonight. (?ω? )]

[Bai Lu: Wow, Ying only ate one spoonful and her face turned as purple as Thanos!]

Mei: In this state, Hotaru is probably already in heaven (；?_?)

[Billy: Is there really anyone who can stomach Thor's cooking?]

[Xiangling: Doctor Baizhu's medicinal diet has been very effective, so there shouldn't be any problems now!]

Swire changed to a new pot and, following the prescription in the book, threw in a medicine for each name he said:

"Licorice, wolfberry, epimedium, cistanche, sildenafil... The book says these herbs are the type that replenish vitality, so adding more of them should help enhance physical strength."

Listening to the names of these drugs mentioned by Skirk, everything seemed normal until Sildenafil came up. D'Addaria became uneasy, looking at her master with alarm, and said:

"Master, are you sure these are all herbs? (≡Д≡；)"

Skirk scored again, tapping D'Artagnan on the head once more, and said irritably, "Stop talking nonsense!"

[Bai Lu: Wait a minute, what kind of prescription is this? (o'ω'o)]