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[Captain: Good grief, this prescription must be a misinterpretation. What's with putting Viagra in it? A combination of Chinese and Western medicine! (o Д o*)]

[Zhe: It's confirmed. With so many aphrodisiacs, Ying was killed by them this time (?????)]

[Sino: Analysis of Laughter Points - Replenishing Energy (°ー°〃)]

Kiana: Oh dear, Prince Charming got hammered by Skykorsky again, a second time! (*σ'?`)σ

Beside the statue of the Seven Gods, Ying watched as Silky Kirk waited there for a long time with a pot of bright red medicinal food, and her tears flowed like a flood:

"Big sister, I've just been resurrected, I'm too weak to take any more nourishment! (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)"

Seeing that Ying's spirits had worsened, Skirk figured she must be lacking energy. He scooped up a spoonful and, before Ying could react, shoved it into her mouth, saying:

"Don't talk, keep eating!"

After forcing herself to swallow the spoonful in her mouth, Ying stiffened and collapsed to the ground again. Because she had overdone it, Ying's face looked like a ripe red bean.

Dartalia, who rushed over, looked at the red-faced firefly on the ground and thought he had mistaken her for someone else again. He scratched his head awkwardly.

"Is this the Traveler? Haha, I think I've mistaken him again. I remember the Traveler's face wasn't this red. (o˙▽˙o)"

[Nasita: Ying really just came out of the Statue of the Seven, she was crying so hard, does she want to go to the toilet and soothe herself?]

[Captain: Skirk is ruthless! This is the real deal – a fountain-camping kill! ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Ambi: You asked why Ying's face was red? That's because she's radiant (∩△∩)]

[Sambo: Let's congratulate Skirk on achieving a double kill! (*σ'?`)σ]

[Ying: Use whatever other tricks you have up your sleeve, let me have my way! Killing is fine, but not torturing! ??o·(? ??? )?o·?]

Seeing that Ying had died again, Skirk decisively threw away the two books she had just read and muttered:

"These strange publications are definitely unreliable and a complete waste of time. Forget it, let's try another method."

Silky put all her cookbooks aside and finally found one that sounded somewhat reliable:

"A psychology paper? That seems more professional."

Although the book's title is concise and clear, "The Positive Effects of Physical Intimacy on Emotions"

However, the smiling Yae no Miko on the cover and the author's name, Linglong You Doufu, both foreshadow that this book is not simple.

After opening the book, Skirk blushed shyly as she looked at its contents, her eyes gradually becoming unfocused. Everything seemed to be heading in the wrong direction.

[Yae no Miko: So it's this book. Looks like Ying is going to be in for a treat (￣y▽￣)~*]

[Captain: Even Skirk blushed after reading this, Yae no Miko's writing must not be any serious knowledge ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

[Ring: Yes, this is it. Shy Skylark, have a little more (???)]

[Ying: Master Silky looks so cute! I feel like I'm doing great again! I want to be a positive person! (﹃ ?)]

[Qiong: You haven't even grown yet, what are you going to use to grow taller? (；￢_￢)]

Narrator: "That day, Skykirk learned a lot of new Teyvat knowledge from the book."

Inside a hotel in Nata, Ying happily watched Silky Kirk:

"You said you'd teach me yoga to relax my body? Okay, okay! (=^▽^=)"

Ying suddenly sensed something was wrong. Silky was getting closer and closer; if she moved even a little closer, Silky could easily pounce on her.

"Uh, aren't we a little too close? What do you mean by 'not performing the movements correctly while wearing clothes'? Wait...stop...help, help!...Waaaaah! (╥╯﹏╰╥)?"

At the doorway, D'Artagnan listened to the agonizing screams of Firefly as her armor was violently removed, and let out a wicked laugh:

"Wow, this looks like a very creative yoga style... (???)"

Hearing Dadtalia's complaints from inside the room, Skirk, while working, didn't forget to peek through the crack in the door and give Dadtalia a sharp rap on the head, scolding her:

"Shut up!"

[Nicole: Look at how Silky looks. It's not just that she's learned new knowledge, but that she's also opened the door to a new world.]

[Sora: The little sister in this fanfiction is so innocent, can I trade my current little sister for her?]

[Star: That's true. In reality, Yingjie would definitely be the one to take the initiative, and that pot of tonic might not be enough (?????)]

[Pine Sparrow: Oh ho, this Sparkle is so naive. Even after her armor was removed, she still hasn't realized what Skykiku is up to (?????)]

[Funinga: Young Master was actually eavesdropping on his master by the door, and his smile was so sly!]

[Qiong: I'm so envious of you, young master, you get to hear live performances (???)]

[Zhe: If I were there, I would definitely open the door and ask, "Can I come with you?" (?﹃ ?)]

[Paimon: A third time! The young master was caught eavesdropping and got beaten again. ╮(‵▽′)╭]

System: Remember to participate in the lottery, I'm outta here (*σ'?`)σ

[Dartaria: Spatial Scissors, Bonus Item (Sheep Guardian Series)... This weapon is really good, it would be even better if it were blue]

[Skirk: "The General Teaches You How to Make a Heart-Filled Bento Box"... You can try making it yourself to train your apprentices.]

[Dartaria: Master, there's no need for that. If you find me annoying, I can walk by myself. I don't want to die young yet (￣ω￣;)]

[Fireball: Blazing Racket (Sheep Guardian Series)... I feel like something's about to come out!]

At the summit, standing proudly above the world, where I am, there is heaven!

[Paimon: Oh no, the Traveler has caught chuunibyou! (@@!!)]

[Bai Lu: Don't worry, she's never been anything special ╮( oωo )╭]

System: Don't worry, it's just a passive effect of the racket. Fun, right? (?????)

Chapter 208 A-Quan: Am I not human? Am I even human? (First Update)

"System: We have plenty of time today, so let's show you a video of Ah Quan looking for a job. Whether you understand it or not, just watch it."

"Queen: It's not my fault that I can't find a job!!!"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Captain: Is it true that A-Quan is looking for a job?]

[Ying: If A-Quan wants to take on new jobs, shouldn't she lose some weight first? (￣ω￣;)]

[Rin: Given A-Quan's personality, it seems a bit difficult to find a suitable match.]

[Himeko: For now, the only job I can think of that would be suitable for Izumi is security guard ╮( oωo )╭]

In the living room of the apartment, Bronya was playing games with A-Quan.

Although A-Quan's hand speed wasn't slow, it was still far inferior to that of a pro player like Bronya. She said anxiously:

"Huh?! No! Leave some monsters for me! I can't even upgrade my weapon anymore, how am I supposed to beat the boss?!"

Bronya said these were all minor issues, easily resolved:

"That's easy, I just need to come to C... and I'll get a phone call."

Just then, Bronya's phone rang, so she had to play games with A-Quan with one hand and make the call with the other.

"Hello, it's me... Oh... Ah... Okay ('-ι_-｀)"

A-Quan, seeing that Bronya played better than him even with just one hand, exclaimed in shock:

"You can steal my monsters even while fighting with one hand?!"

[Ying: I feel like Izumi's personality is becoming more and more like Kiana's (=^▽^=)]

[Captain: I absolutely adore Bronya the Wolf Queen]

[Qiong: Having said that, her adorable and innocent aura was immediately released, and Honkai energy manifested! Herrscher of Truth! (*σ'?`)σ]

[Ring: Bronya gave up one hand, and even Izumi got his monster stolen. His skills need improvement (?????)]

[A-Quan: It's not a problem with my skills, it's definitely because Bronya is too strong that I look weak ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

A-Quan watched Bronya put down her game console and start changing her clothes, and asked in confusion:

"Huh? Aren't you going to fight anymore?"

Bronya walked to the door, changed her shoes, and prepared to go downstairs. She explained helplessly to A-Quan:

"I have to go back to the company first. Xier's car is already downstairs."

A-Quan sensed something was off about Bronya's words and asked curiously:

"We're already here?! Why the rush?! Why is Seele driving? Didn't you just get your driver's license renewed today?"

Bronya, who was just about to leave, heard A-Quan mention driver's licenses and peeked out from behind the wall, giving her a warning:

"Don't tell Mei-nee about this!"

Upon hearing that Bronya forbade him to tell Mei, Izumi guessed the reason and said speechlessly:

"Has it been revoked again...?"

[Captain: Seele truly is Bronya's thoughtful little secretary]

[Star: Ugh, having his wife pick up his own trash duck, how can that be? I'm so envious (╥_╥)]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: Tsk~, Izumi, why do you have such a vivid imagination? Don't say anything! (；?_? )]

[Kong: We all know this without Ah Quan saying it, it's definitely because his driver's license was...]

[Billy: This must be one of the world's top ten unsolved mysteries: Bronya's driver's license that she could never get]

[Mei: My driver's license was revoked right after I got it. Typical Bronya ('-﹏-`；)]

[Paimon: How many times has DuckDuck's driver's license been revoked? Hahahaha! ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Kevin: When I used to work part-time as a traffic cop, I saw her getting her driver's license revoked every day (￣▽￣)σ]

After Bronya left, Aquan put down his game console, stretched to loosen his stiff body, and called upstairs:

"Theresa! Bronya's been called in to work overtime, do you want to... oh, I forgot she's been working overtime in Schicksal lately too... (=ω=；)"

After realizing that Theresa wasn't home, A-Quan felt it was pointless to play games alone, so he simply went back to his room to read comics.

Time was slipping away, and Ah Quan lay on his bed, idly flipping through comics.

"I've read these comics several times already... (?_?)"