Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

[Qingque: Yes, it's so similar. Mei's current state is exactly like my old homeroom teacher lecturing me.]

[Zhe: Family, these lines are so familiar, it's awakening dormant memories!]

[Sora: I feel like it would be even more satisfying if Mei said something in this state (?????)]

Mei: I don't know if it's fun or not, but I'll probably be seen as a chuunibyou by the students (；￣д￣)

[Ying: Pfft~ Ai's words really hit home! They hit the nail on the head, making A-Quan sweat profusely (*σ'?`)σ]

Mei failed here too. Ai thought for a moment and wondered if anyone else could help. She suggested:

"You could also consider going to Theresa's place..."

After thinking about Theresa's situation, which was likely similar to Bronya's, A-Quan reluctantly asked about her needs:

"There aren't any simple activities that even kids can manage to slack off on..."

Ai didn't react at first when she heard A-Quan's request, but after thinking about it carefully, she knew who she should take A-Quan to find:

"You're not thinking of giving up, are you? How could I possibly..."

[Otto: If you really can't find a job, come to Destiny! Destiny Group welcomes you! ＼（￣︶￣）／]

[Kafka: Aquan's requirements should be quite suitable for game streamers]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: Izumi will probably cry and throw a tantrum because she loses too badly or the levels are too difficult ╮( oωo )╭]

[Kaiya: This is actually pretty good, at least I've switched from a game streamer to a streamer who makes viewers laugh out loud]

[Zhe: Ai seems to have a plan. I wonder where she's going to send A-Quan.]

[March 7th: Maybe it's a zookeeper or something. Didn't Shibao say before that the organic farm in Taixu Mountain was doing very well? ╮(‵▽′)╭]

Some time later, Ai Yi put on a sun hat and went to Mount Taixu. She happened to meet three people coming down the mountain and asked them curiously:

"How was your day working here, Ah Quan?"

Shi Bao, carrying a bamboo basket full of things, followed comfortably behind A Quan, occasionally patting her back to soothe her.

"Oh dear, all the red kites in the manor really like her. I think it's a good idea for you to keep her here. (=^▽^=)"

Upon hearing what Shi Bao said, A Quan immediately raised his head and complained:

"It's terrible! There's no cell phone signal in this godforsaken place... and working in the mountains is exhausting and hot (；?_?；)"

[Captain: The difference is obvious when you compare A-Quan and Shi Bao]

[Grace: It's true, A-Quan was panting heavily while carrying two red kites, but Shi-Bao didn't seem tired at all while carrying a large bamboo basket full of food.]

[Star: Ah Quan is a mage, right? It seems normal that he doesn't have much stamina.]

[Alice: Gandalf the White is also a mage; he has excellent stamina.]

[A-Quan: Damn it, he's a melee mage! (＞Д＜)]

Seeing that A-Quan was exhausted, Ai-Yi suggested, "It's hot, why don't you turn on the air conditioner?"

Hearing Ai's suggestion, A-Quan felt even more dizzy. Before he could recover, he leaned straight back.

"There's no air conditioning here... Ah! ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ"

Ai looked at A-Quan lying on the ground with concern and asked Fu Hua:

"Oh no! Could it be heatstroke?! (°ο°)"

Fu Hua glanced down at A-Quan, roughly understanding her situation, and remarked:

"It's just that I haven't exercised in a long time, and I'm too weak!"

A-Quan suddenly vomited, and the three of them simultaneously took a step back, distancing themselves from her. Fu Hua continued to explain:

"Also, I ate too many eggs at lunch. (=ω=；)"

[Captain: It seems that Shi Bao has gotten used to living a leisurely retirement life with Fu Hua.]

[Funinga: In ancient times there was the saying "Why not eat meat porridge?", now there's "Why not turn on the air conditioner?" (?????)]

[Zhe: Goodness, how much did A-Quan eat? He's already throwing up (；!＿!)]

[Qiong: If you look closely, you'll see that when A-Quan vomited, a rainbow actually appeared directly above her! Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ]

Billy: Yes, it exists, but it's not very obvious.

[Alicia: Fu Hua looks so beautiful in her straw hat and white Taoist robe! I definitely have to go find her and pet her later (?????)]

[Ying: Fu Hua's wife! Fu Hua's wife!!]

As soon as the captain got home, he saw Ah Quan lounging on the sofa, watching TV and eating potato chips. Curious, he looked at Ah Quan and asked:

"Didn't Ai-yi drag you to look for a job? Why are you lying at home again?"

Ah Quan smiled happily at the thought of not having to look for a job anymore.

"Did you see the message in the group chat? The announcement for the return of the second season is here~ (???)"

The captain hadn't had time to check the messages yet, so he was unaware of this: "Hmm? Really?"

Ah Quan turned around triumphantly, looked at the captain behind the sofa, and said proudly:

"Oh dear, I always said things would work out in the end! This must be God's reward for all my hard work looking for a job these past few months! (???)"

[Sora: Holy crap, I'm doomed! Izumi is starting to look more and more like the idiot goddess Aqua! ∑(??д??lll)]

[Himeko Murata: Why not just let the Captain raise Izumi for the rest of her life? She looks too easy to fool, I don't trust anyone else with her ('-﹏-`；)]

[Zhe: Although Izumi does appear in the second part, you're just an event character... Your return in the main story doesn't really concern you (；!＿!)]

[A-Quan: Huh? How could you do this? (?ω? )]

[Rin: Such a big... no, such a white dress (?﹃ ?)]

[Qiong: I didn't expect Quan to be so well-endowed. The words "strongest" on his clothes have been stretched into "take the strong," and you can't even see the sun anymore (?﹃ ?)]

[Ying: A-Quan is so handsome, don't follow the captain anymore, I'll take care of you (?????)]

Hearing A-Quan's boasting, the captain appeared speechless on the surface, but in reality, his inner complaints were enough to fill a short essay:

"Putting aside the fact that you've been idle for so long, you've worked hard these past couple of days! And what does the return of the main storyline in the second part have to do with you?! (?_?；)"

Ah Quan was still happily chatting with the captain, telling him about his recent exhaustion:

"If I had known it would turn out like this, I shouldn't have taken it so seriously. I haven't been able to sleep well these past few days. I can't get rid of this heart palpitation without making myself two bowls of instant noodles in the early hours of the morning. Ugh!"

The captain calmly looked at A-Quan and asked, "You should know that you'll be wearing that swimsuit if you return, right?"

When A-Quan heard the captain suddenly mention swimsuits, he was a little confused: "Huh? What's wrong?"

The captain, annoyed, pulled at A-Quan's clothes with one hand and pinched the bulge of fat on her stomach with the other:

"I'd like to ask you, is this really how you plan to go for it?!"

[Ai: So far, I haven't seen Izumi in the main storyline.]

[Ring: Goodness, even Izumi made the captain laugh in exasperation ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Star: If Kiana goes on a business trip, Izumi might catch up on the main storyline, right? (-_-)ゞ]

[Ying: I feel like the way Izumi looks at the Captain from this angle has a unique charm (?????)]

Zhe: I really want to pinch the fat on A-Quan's belly, let me pinch it, I can do anything (?﹃ ?) ]

A-Quan, seeing the excess fat on her stomach exposed, let out a shy scream, then slapped the captain across the face:

“Eee ...

A few minutes later, the captain, his face bearing a bright red handprint, gripped his pocket watch and scrutinized A-Quan's weight loss spree with a sharp gaze:

"No food until you finish the run!"

Upon hearing the captain's command, A-Quan let out a desperate sigh: "Eh— — — — — —"

Ai watched from upstairs as the captain supervised A-Quan's weight loss and sighed:

"At least they're not idle anymore, that's a good thing!"

[Qiong: Thank you for the treat. Holding the Captain's handheld item is so relaxing (∩△∩)]

[Xiangling: Ah Quan's screams are so pitiful, it's just like when we slaughter a pig during Chinese New Year (*'?`)σ]

Mei: Izumi is now in her husband-controlled form (￣y▽￣)~*

[Billy: The red handprint on the captain's face is so noticeable (￣▽￣)~*]

"System: Today's video is over. Everyone can start the prize draw now!"

[Ah Quan: Kevin's treasured instant noodles... Let me check, they're still fresh, perfect as emergency food]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: A spare driver's license (effective after the primary license is revoked)... It's useless, and it doesn't prevent revocation.]

Fu Hua: A case of cooling herbal tea and a box of Wanglao Chicken... Okay, I'll give it to A-Quan, she might like it (￣ω￣;)

[Aiyi: Barrett selfie stick... I'm afraid I'll get arrested for taking pictures with this, and I don't want to go to jail.]

Chapter 210 Bluebird: Back then... I was almost evolved into a Tussow (First Update)

"System: It's been a while since I wrote a Fu Qing series. Today, I'll give you one, something really exciting."

"The Diviner Wants to Make Money"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Fu Xuan: Wait, why am I being targeted again? It happened in so many previous episodes!]

[Hotaru: The fireworks were great! Those two have so much fun together (?????)]

[Captain: I'm a little curious about what tricks Qingque will pull this time (*'?`)σ]

[Zhe: They've already started drinking Quechao, so this time it probably won't be easy either (￣▽￣)~*]

Fu Xuan: "My name is Fu Daxuan. My roommate and I are 9100 million yuan in debt from stock trading. The repayment date is in a few days."

"Fireworks TV Station, Fireworks TV Station, this is your favorite host, Director Hua. Today, I'll show you what interesting things have happened between Fu Xuan and Qing Que!"

After finishing her opening remarks, Hanabi handed the microphone to Fu Xuan.

Having collaborated with them multiple times, Fu Xuan was already used to Hua Huo's interviews. Before Hua Huo could ask any questions, he began to recount his experiences over the past few days: