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"Yesterday I was sleeping in my dorm when Qingque forcibly entered, plundered, and extorted money! (f***ing ***)"

Hearing Fu Xuan's increasingly agitated tone, Hua Huo was completely bewildered:

"Can roommates even break into a room if they're not buddies? (-_-)ゞ"

[Star: Hello everyone, my name is Gu!]

[Captain: Good heavens, Hagi Star, you're a genius! You even managed to take advantage of this!]

[Ying: My lord, could you explain in more detail about the forced entry? A friend of mine wants to know.]

[Zhe: What has Qingque done? She's even resorting to extortion and tyranny ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Dream Seeker: Roommate Breaks In? This Case Sounds More Than Simple]

Qingque felt sullen at the thought that Fu Xuan hadn't taken her along when he ate, and said with a resentful expression:

"Ever since I started accumulating debt, I've eaten everything in the dorm that I could fit in my mouth. We agreed to share the good times and the bad, but the Grand Diviner actually ate behind my back!"

"That day I was so hungry I was dizzy, and I thought I could just lie down for a while and get through it."

"As a result, Qingque kept twitching on the upper bunk, muttering something under her breath: 'Since I'm in debt, I have to pay it back with my butt.'"

No one knew what Qingque was doing, but the bed started to make rhythmic, violent noises:

[Ju Fufu: Fu Xuan cheated on Qing Que with food; that's really not a good thing to do.]

[Atractylodes macrocephala: Are you feeling dizzy from hunger? It's most likely low blood sugar, and you definitely need to eat something to replenish it.]

[Star: I feel like Qingque's words make a lot of sense! But when will we ever pay off a debt of 9100 million? (°ー°〃)]

[March 7th: Don't drive recklessly! There are children in the group! (??◣ω◢)??]

[Shibao: Qingque... what are you doing? The bed is shaking quite rhythmically (＠_＠;) ]

Fu Xuan: "Unexpectedly, a hard candy made of fruit emerged from a crack in my bed frame. (???)"

Hanabi's reaction so far has been relatively normal: "Hey, I thought it was some kind of horror movie~ ╮( oωo )╭"

Fu Xuan, recalling the situation at the time, was still speechless:

"I quickly put the candy in my mouth, thinking I'd have a sweet dream, but the moment I closed my eyes, she climbed on top of me! (。ì _ í。)"

Hanabi didn't expect Aozora to be so open about it: "Okay, okay... I take back what I said... ('-﹏-`；)"

[Jingyuan: This fruit candy came just in time; it's enough to cure Fu Qing's low blood sugar (^o^)]

Paimon: Seriously? He actually climbed all that way just for a single candy lark! (=ω=；)

[Zhe: I suddenly feel like Fu Xuan is really unlucky]

[Captain: Qingque is really going all out for a piece of candy.]

Qingque was unhappy when she thought about how she had worked so hard but hadn't gotten to eat it.

"While I was working hard on her, she didn't react at all. But as soon as I finished, she swallowed it whole! (o`~'o)"

"How could I not get a taste of the sweetness after all this sweat? So I climbed down to the lower bunk to pry the candy out, but she not only guarded her food but also breathed on me (︶︿︶)"

[Shibao: Qingque said she worked hard, which seems fine, but with the other sentences added, it just sounds so strange ╮( oωo )╭]

[Dream Seeker: Is this sugar deoxyribose? (?????)]

[Ying: This fan-made video is amazing, and it even has the Eight Directions of Tai Chi (?????)]

[Sangbo: It's just a simple matter of getting the candy out from under the bed, how did Qingque turn it into an adult film after describing it? (?_?；)]

[Rin: Maybe this is talent ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Qingque: I don't need that kind of talent! (╬◣д◢)]

Seeing that Qingque was about to make a move, Fu Xuan began to fiercely resist:

"To prevent her from prying them out, I held onto her hands tightly. (Face to face, fingers intertwined. JPG)"

Fu Xuan felt angry just thinking about what happened back then. After calming down, he continued in an incredulous tone:

"But in the end, I underestimated the determination of a foodie. Haha, she actually stuck her tongue in to snatch it!"

Combining the preceding and following text, Huahuo suddenly realized what Fu Xuan meant at the beginning:

"So that's what a home invasion robbery was like! (＠_＠;)"

Fu Xuan was unaffected by Hua Huo's interruption and continued recalling the situation, saying with a face full of pride:

"I had no choice but to use my tongue to press against hers, and we fought back and forth like that for 30 minutes until the sugar completely dissolved."

Hmph~ (smug JPG) In the end, I still emerged victorious!

[Zhe: This whole thing is so messed up, I don't even know who to envy anymore. (?OдO)b]

[Qiong: Is this right? It's just a piece of candy, and you two have been kissing back and forth for thirty minutes. Aren't your lips numb?]

[Ying: I really want to be that candy, it must be so cool (*σ'?`)σ]

Wendy: Are those two really trying to steal the candy? Something feels off.

[Kevin: I feel like these two did it on purpose, using candy as an excuse so they could have a French kiss ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

[Bell: Lee Sin, you've hit the nail on the head! (Thumbs up JPG.)]

[Bai Lu: Fu Xuan seemed very happy after winning against Qing Que (*σ'?`)σ]

"The battle was indeed quite intense; I almost evolved into a tinkling."

Fu Xuan gets angry whenever she thinks about that incident, which makes her extremely cautious every time she eats.

"Now I don't even dare to get rice on my face, because she'll lick it off immediately."

"To prevent waste, she also regularly checks the vegetable leaves in my mouth."

[Sambo: The battle lasted a full thirty minutes; it was undeniably intense.]

[Paimon: What kind of bird is the Tubble-tongued Finch? Does it exist in Teyvat?]

【Funinga: I don't know, I've never met her ╮( oωo )╭】

[Susana: The rice on my face is okay, but isn't the vegetable leaf in my mouth a bit disgusting? (；OдO)]

Zhe: So there are rare honest people in this group!

Actually, the vegetable leaves and rice were just excuses for their intimate contact.

[Empty: Hey, these two have really got some fancy tricks up their sleeves (?????)]

After listening to Fu Xuan's complaints, Hua Huo curiously handed the microphone to Qing Que and asked:

"Don't you guys brush your teeth?"

Hearing Hanabi's question, Qingque replied confidently:

"The toothpaste was long gone, eaten with the bitter melon that the Grand Tutor planted on the balcony."

[March 7th: I just noticed that the two of them are wearing matching outfits, with each other's chibi-style figures printed on them.]

[Captain: As we all know, Fu Xuan and Theresa are voiced by the same person.]

[Zhe: The cunning frog keeps touching the black beans!]

[Empty: So...the bitter melon on the balcony was grown by Theresa?]

[Theresa: Don't associate me with bitter melon, okay? I don't only eat bitter melon (￢_￢)]

After the interview, Qingque returned to her dormitory and reminded Fu Xuan:

"My lord, the next repayment date is approaching again..."

Chapter 211 Fu Xuan: Do I have anything worth 40? (Second Update)

Qingque looked curiously at Fu Xuan's pink suitcase and suggested:

"My lord, why don't you sell some old items to pay off the loan? What's in your suitcase?"

Fu Xuan suddenly felt unwell in his stomach and irritably dealt with Qing Que:

"These are all old junk, do whatever you want with them, just leave me alone, my stomach hurts... I don't want to talk!"

[Zhe: Oh! The Diviner's suitcase is pink! So girly! (?????)]

[Paimon: Could it be Fu Xuan's personal belongings inside? But judging from her nonchalant attitude, it doesn't seem likely.]

[Vita: I have a feeling that the contents of this suitcase might be very valuable.]

[Ying: Of course! How can you repay the loan if it's worthless? With a debt of 9100 million, how much should you pay on average each month?]

[Qingque: I don't know, I don't really owe that much money ╮( oωo )╭]

[March 7th: I feel that Fu Xuan might regret selling this box in the end. ╮(‵▽′)╭]

The next morning, Qingque rushed back to her dormitory, excitedly telling Fu Xuan some good news:

"That's fantastic! Yesterday I packed up that pile of old stuff and asked Xiao Gui to hang it on the Luofu Miscellaneous Goods Store, and I never expected it to sell for 500,200! ??(ˊωˋ*)??"

Fu Xuan was astonished that his small box could fetch so much money, and stared at Qing Que in disbelief.

"Really?! Quick, check the auction details!"

[Dolly: Fu Xuan's box isn't that big, is it made with the Eye of God? Why is it so expensive ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Jing Yuan: It's probably because of Fu Qing's status and skills that it can be sold for such a high price.]

[Captain: Now that the general mentions it, it's actually quite possible.]

Nicole: Billy, I also have some unused suitcases and old things here. I'll put them all up for sale on the forum and see how much they're worth ($_$)

"Hmm~" Qingque responded, then took out the information she received after the auction and began to read it line by line in order:

"Crystal photo frame...40"

"Ivory comb...60"

"Nu Ji Duck Jade Sign...100"

"A white stocking somehow got in and sold for 4!"

Upon hearing the word "white stockings," Fu Xuan suddenly remembered that they were the pairs he had worn out before.