Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

[Captain: You evil brat, it turns out you were the one who caused all those missing drivers! (?o皿o)?=3=3]

[Silver Wolf: Aren't you doing Decade as a side job? Where did you get this player driver? (?_?)]

[Alicia: Seriously, how can Shi Bao call a cute 20-year-old girl "auntie"? (*'?`)σ]

[Klee: Mom said that's why Sister Shibao is afraid of Sister Weili. (∩△∩)]

[Treasure Hunter: Little Clover is right, don't say that next time (╥╯^╰╥)]

[Zhe: Captain, your use of the phrase "helpless" is very apt. You're really not afraid of using a one-inch force to open the sky (?????)]

[Ling: Shi Bao is only a few years old. She's still a child and has a lot of room to grow.]

Meanwhile, on a sunny beach, A-Quan, wearing a swimsuit, strolled over to the cabinet where instant noodles were kept. After opening the drawer, he learned some bad news:

"The sunlight is so bright... I wonder if I'll have any scenes to film this year? Ah! Instant noodles... finished...?"

[Aha: Hahaha, the family heirloom instant noodles are all gone!]

[Vilvie: It's obvious without even thinking, it must have been Kevin who did it ╮( oωo )╭]

The captain looked at Velvi curiously, wondering why she was the one to relieve him and where Kevin was.

Velvi happily hugged Gretsch from behind and explained to the captain, "Captain Kevin has an important meeting, so I'll be switching shifts with you. (*^▽^*)"

Captain: "I don't really care, since I'm not that busy."

Velvi looked at the little one in her arms and asked expectantly, "Gresh, do you want to play with the new toys I brought out? (=^▽^=)

In response to Velvi's suggestion, Gretchen calmly relayed Mei's instructions: "Before Mei left, she told us not to play with Velvi's toys..."

[Star: I bet Star Qiong, Kevin is definitely somewhere slurping noodles right now. (?????)]

[Ring: With two huge puddings of flesh pressing down on her shoulders, doesn't little Gretsch feel any soreness?]

[Gresh: No, it's much more comfortable than finding treasure (＾ω＾)]

[Ying: Little Gretchen is truly everyone's darling. She gets such good treatment; I'm so envious! (?﹃ ?)]

Mei: Velvet's toy? You can't play with that! Little Grey is really obedient (?'?`?)

Reminded by Gretchen, the captain also remembered Mei's instructions and felt a cold sweat break out:

"Huh? I suddenly have a bad feeling."

Wilvi took off her hat and, in front of everyone, reached inside, groping for something.

"What is it! Ta-da! Ta-da! Ta-da!"

Chapter 216 Wilvie: Kevin said... he went to a meeting (First Update)

Once Velvi had found what she needed, she gave it a hard tug: "Whoa!"

Looking at the exact replica of a train engine in Velvi's hand, the captain's inner吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or sarcastic remarks) spirit began to burn fiercely:

"No, are you sure kids can play with these things? And where did these things come from? (╬◣д◢)"

Wilvi didn't understand why the captain was so agitated, so to justify her actions, she gave him an example:

"Huh? What's wrong? Even childcare robots carry bombs that could destroy the Earth."

Upon hearing what Velvet said, the captain was startled, his heart leaping into his throat: "Huh? ∑(??д??lll)"

Mei: I doubt Velvet would pull out the anti-Kevin weapon and let Gretsch play with it (；￣ω￣)

[Star: How did Vilvi's little hat manage to fit such a big thing inside?]

[Zhe: This is definitely a four-dimensional hat. (Confident JPG.)]

[Vilvie: Isn't it normal for a magician to take something out of his hat? (?????)]

[Paimon: Linnie is a magician, how can he wear a hat like that?! (???)]

[Linette: No, brother's hat was just a magic prop with a hidden mechanism ╮( oωo )╭]

[Bald Qiang: Can you give me back my magician's hat? (?????)]

[Ring: What Virvie was talking about must be the Earth Destruction Bomb, right? So Virvie is actually Doraemon's counterpart, we should call her Doraemon (*σ'?`)σ]

Velvi hadn't expected the captain to actually believe her, so to reassure him, she quickly explained:

"Just kidding, these are actually prototypes. The firepower components have been removed, so they're very safe children's toys!"

Even with what Velvet said, the captain remained skeptical. However, to avoid being bored for the rest of the time, he seriously considered the feasibility:

"California-made toys, huh? Well, if safety can be guaranteed, it's not necessarily a bad thing. The kids won't really cause any trouble...('-ι_-｀)"

The captain stopped halfway through his sentence, only to see Shi Bao clinging tightly to the locomotive of the Velvet train with all four limbs, instantly changing his mind and prompting him to change his mind:

"Let's put it away."

Shi Bao noticed that the captain changed his address as soon as he saw him, and felt very confused: "Eh------/(//o/ω/o//)/ ?"

[Firefly: These aren't children's toys, they're clearly Russian children's toys! (=ω=；)]

[Walter: As everyone knows, prototypes are far superior to mass-produced models, and much more dangerous!]

[Leicahn: The captain is really worried about Shi Bao; he changed his mind as soon as he saw her.]

[Qin: After all, Shi Bao is younger than Gretsch, not even ten years old yet, still a child ╮( oωo )╭]

[Sora: This is the ultimate, invincible, super cute treasure! It's just a toy, let her play with it! (Very loudly)]

[Shibao: I don't have any miscellaneous prefixes at all, there's nothing there!]

Kiana: I feel that it would be more suitable for Shiki to be the Herrscher of Children than the Herrscher of Knowledge; she'd be a perfect leader of children!

Despite the captain's request, Velvet ignored it completely. Instead of retrieving the items, she kept rummaging through other things.

"Wait a minute, I still have a lot of things here! (*^ω^*)"

As the space in the room gradually dwindled until there was barely any room left to stand, the captain let out a bloodcurdling wail:

"Hey! Ah! There's no room left in the room! Aaaaaaah!"

The four men carried the weapons out of the room, piling them up into a small mountain taller than a person.

The captain found a small doll inside, thought it looked harmless, and handed it to Greta:

"Hey~! There are some normal toys here, Kevin doll, Greta, do you want one? (￣▽￣)~*"

[Star: How much stuff is packed in here? How could such a big room not be able to fit it all?]

[Ling: I feel like the treasure hunter lying on top of Weapon Mountain is really eye-catching (?????)]

[Kevin: There's absolutely nothing normal about Velvi, so that doll is some kind of weapon against Kevin (?_?；)]

Paimon: No wonder he's the arms dealer of Paradise Land (°ー°〃)

Looking at the doll in the captain's hand, Velvi smiled and introduced it, "Ah, that's Kevin Annihilation Device Type 002."

Upon hearing Wilvi's introduction, the captain immediately waved his hand and threw the doll away, so fast that his arm left afterimages.

After confirming it was safe, the captain, disguised as Nobita, complained to Doraemon, "Don't make something so dangerous look so harmless, okay? (＞Д＜)"

Wilvi picked up the Kevin doll and explained its purpose with a smile, reassuring everyone not to worry: "Oh, it's okay, this thing is only useful when Boss Kevin is slacking off... ╮(‵▽′)╭"

As soon as Velvi finished speaking, the Kevin doll in her hand went off with an alarm, making her feel a little embarrassed.

"Huh...? He clearly said he was going to a meeting... (◎_◎;)"

[Star: The captain is Nobita, and Velvet is Doraemon; their true forms have been revealed!]

[Ying: This doll can send alarms remotely! Did Vilvi install a satellite on it?]

Billy: Kevin's probably slurping noodles in the meeting room.

[Vilvie: I can't believe he even lied to me! (▼皿▼#)]

Shi Bao sensed something amiss, so she walked behind Wilvi and started stirring things up: "Huh?...I can't stand it~ Wilvi-sister~"

Seeing that Velvet was preparing to take Shi Bao and Gretchen with her, the captain deliberately blocked the doorway and righteously advised her:

"Although Kevin was at fault first, I think the negative impact of this prop on the children is immeasurable."

Velvi smiled at the captain and said only one sentence, and he had to obediently make way:

"I see... Then I won't take out the machine I had before that can produce those sparkling blue crystals. ╮(‵▽′)╭"

Upon hearing about this wonderful item, the captain's attitude instantly underwent a 180-degree turn, and he greeted everyone with a smile: "Please, make yourself at home~ (￣▽￣)~*"

[Aiyi: No wonder she knows her stuff, she even actively fanned the flames]

[Qin: The children refer to Gretchen and Shi Bao.]

[Captain: Crystal-producing machines! Please mass-produce them for me (???)]

Giovanni: Sure enough, no one can escape the "it's actually pretty good" phenomenon.

Upon arriving near the shopping street, they immediately spotted Kallen strolling arm in arm with Sakura, while Senju followed behind carrying a stack of packages taller than himself.

Otto stood beside Qianjie, watching helplessly as Kallen was abducted by Sakura, his face turning ashen with frustration.

The captain looked at the figure of Kevin slurping noodles under a parasol not far away and exclaimed in shock, "This thing even has a GPS tracking function?!"

When Vivi saw that Kevin was really slacking off, she forcefully poked the face of the Kevin doll:

"Ah! I've found it! Just as I suspected, he was making excuses not to come and take care of the kids!! Activate! Kevin Annihilation Device Type 002!"

The captain, watching how Velvi activated the doll, scoffed, "I don't believe you don't have some personal grudge involved in activating it like that!"

[Olive: Why is this happening? I was here first (?ω? )]

[Empty: Bishop, you must be strong! (Double meaning)]

[Qiong: Sure enough, Kevin is either slurping noodles or on his way to slurp noodles.]

[Ring: The way this doll is activated looks pretty fun.]

The three captains watched as Velvie activated the device but then stopped responding, and asked in confusion, "...And then what?"

Vivi kept her eyes glued to Kevin downstairs, afraid that she might miss the exciting moment if she wasn't paying attention:

"It's been too long since I used it, please wait a moment..."

Meanwhile, somewhere on Earth, a device sent a signal into space. Upon receiving the signal, a satellite immediately began charging up, and the emitted laser shot straight into Kevin's instant noodles.