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The captain stared in shock at the half-eaten bowl in Kevin's hand and the bottomless hole in the ground, exclaiming, "Holy crap, what the hell is this thing?! ∑(??д??lll)"

[Ying: This way of transmitting signals feels familiar, like I've seen it somewhere before (＠_＠;)]

[March 7th: Himeko has unleashed her ultimate move]

[Billy: Is this thing supposed to turn Kevin into an armored warrior? To seal his mouth shut while he's eating noodles? (°ー°〃)]

[Sambo: I feel that renaming this thing "Kevin (Instant Noodles) Armed" would be more appropriate.]

Mei: Don't waste food...

Seeing how excited the captain was, Velvi explained to him the reason for inventing this thing:

"For a while, Kevin used to eat instant noodles a lot in the conference room, and everyone started to imitate him, making the conference room smell like instant noodles. This thing was invented at that time, but it was later modified to specifically detect Kevin."

After hearing Velvi's explanation, the captain said with genuine sympathy, "I don't know why, but I feel so sorry for Kevin. He's actually planning to keep eating!!"

"Emmm..." Kevin looked at the instant noodles scattered all over the ground, thought for a moment, and then decisively opened the second bag of instant noodles.

Not wanting Kevin to succeed, Velvi activated the device again, laughing smugly, "Dream on! You tricked me first this time, don't blame me~"

[Nekomaru: I get it, Kevin ate all of Quan's instant noodles, meow!]

Welcome to Fontaine Evening News. This episode's theme is "Team Building for Moths: Kevin Invites You to Slurp Instant Noodles in the Meeting Room."

[Star: Kevin's noodles have shown signs of human-to-human transmission, initially exhibiting meme-like contamination characteristics similar to the Dominican virus.]

[Captain: You guys are fucking geniuses!]

Gretchen looked at Velvi curiously and asked, "But I remember Velvi promised everyone that she would destroy this item afterwards, didn't she?"

Velvi was surprised that Gretsch still remembered this, and scratched her head awkwardly: "Huh? I forgot. (=ω=；)"

Noticing the group, Kevin darted to Velvi's side and calmly looked at her: "Forgot?"

Not knowing how to answer, Vilvi could only manage an awkward laugh: "Hahahaha...ヾ('▽｀;)ゝ"

"Hmm... I'll press it~" Shi Bao pressed the device again out of curiosity. She wanted to know what would happen to the device since Kevin's instant noodles were gone.

Meanwhile, on a beach, A-Quan looked smugly at his masterpiece: "These last few packets of instant noodles really do need to be cooked properly~ I won't be polite~ ?(*'?`*)?"

Just as the noodles were about to reach A-Quan's mouth, a laser beam suddenly descended from the sky, striking precisely and leaving only a tiny bit on the chopsticks.

Seeing that the lunch he had painstakingly prepared was gone, Ah Quan burst into tears:

"Ugh~ Ah~ Ah~ Ah~ Ah~……(?ω? )"

Paimon: Grey is just saying things without thinking.

[Vilvie: What do the other things that Velvie promised to destroy have to do with the real Velvie (?????)]

[Kevin: How dare you interrupt my noodles? Friend or foe, choose, Wilville (?_?)]

[Star: Kevin is about to launch an awesome attack for his instant noodles]

[Zhe: Even A-Quan's instant noodles were targeted! This weapon even has a bloodline detection function?! How realistic is this?! ∑(??д??lll)]

Kiana: Sigh~, why do Herrschers have to make things difficult for other Herrschers? Poor Izumi.

[A-Quan: Waaaaah! How can even a little kid bully me! (?ω? )]

[Qiong: I want to see A-Quan cry a little longer. How about you go and chop some onions for A-Quan? I'll lend you Pam to play with.]

[Pam: Don't treat the train conductor like a tradable item, Pam! (╬◣д◢)]

"System: Everyone, you can start the lottery now."

[Vilvie: Mutual guarantee of a destruction button... Isn't this supposed to be for fireworks?]

The instruction manual says to press it to destroy the Pinocchio. I have no grudge against Pinocchio, so why would I want this thing?

[Kevin: A bowl of premium seafood instant noodles... wait, where's the seafood? The bowl is full of tiny dried shrimp (?_?；)]

System: Hey, don't underestimate the importance of food. Even shrimp come from the sea, so how can they not be considered seafood? ╮( oωo )╭

[Captain: One random crystal manufacturing machine... one Star Jade? I thought you were randomizing the quantity, but it turns out you're randomizing the type, and there's only one a day (?_?)]

[Treasure Recognition: A Moral Brick... a brick with the character for "virtue" written on it; this one seems to carry more weight.]

[A-Quan: A box of ham sausages... not bad, I can put them in my instant noodles]

Chapter 217 Tachibana Fukufu: Don't Call Me Cute! (Second Update)

System: I'm too lazy to introduce it. Let's just take a look at Master Yixuan's individualized teaching methods.

"Ju Fufu: Oh dear, why is Master so mean!"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Pan Yinhu: Judging from this title, could it be that Master's training made Senior Sister miss mealtime?]

[Danheng: Probably not. It's probably because Yixuan's training methods for Tachibana Fukufu and Rin are quite different ╮( oωo )╭]

[Captain: Could it be that they're making Rin eat in front of Fukufu to test her patience?]

Paimon: That's really, really bad!

Ling had only recently joined Suibianguan and wasn't familiar with the place yet, so Yixuan simply had Ju Fufu train with her, and even gave her special instructions:

"Fu Fu, today is Junior Sister Ling's first day of cultivation. You are the senior sister, so you should take good care of her."

Ju Fufu smiled as she looked at the somewhat reserved junior sisters:

"Don't worry, Junior Sister Ling, I am the fiercest tiger of Yunkui Mountain, handsome, dashing, and majestic. As long as you train hard, you can become a monstrous, muscular tiger like me. (∩?∩)"

Listening to Ju Fufu's words, Ling felt her brain wasn't quite working properly, unable to understand her senior sister's meaning, and whispered in response:

"Uh... I don't really understand what 'Devil Muscle Tiger Higanbana' is, but I'll try my best."

Kiana: I'm a little curious, what will Rin train for on her first day? (*^ω^*)

[Paimon: Yunkui Mountain is supposed to be free of ferocious tigers? But Fufu doesn't look fierce at all, and is actually very cute and adorable. (*^▽^*)]

[Star: Yeah, compared to the Fierce Tiger, I feel the Cute Tiger King is more suitable for Fufu.]

[Zhe: If you guys ever steal any of Senior Sister's snacks, you'll see what a real ferocious tiger looks like. It's not just your average food-guarding behavior ('-ι_-｀)]

[Captain: Even Uncle Da's jokes are there! By the way, when Tachibana Fukufu transforms into the Demon Muscle Tiger, do you need to put two eggs on his eyes?]

Seeing that both of her apprentices were ready, Yi Xuan introduced them to today's training content:

"Let's begin today's practice. To facilitate communication, I've specially arranged sparring partners for you online."

Ju Fufu was overjoyed to hear that her master had specially found a sparring partner:

"Ah~ Great, finally I don't have to use my power to sharpen my claws. Cough cough, Master, who is my sparring partner? Don't worry, I'll be careful not to hurt them! (∩▽∩)"

After the call connected, Hoshimi Miyabi was the first to greet Tachibana Fukufuku: "Hello!"

Looking at the famous face on the other end of the phone, Tachibana Fukufu fell into deep thought: "Uh~, Master, I'm fighting the Void Hunter... really?"

[Vita: Although the sparring partner was contacted online, the person Yi Xuan found is definitely not simple.]

[Ying: Ju Fufu was so excited just now, why did you wilted as soon as you saw that your sparring partner was Miss Ya? Show your fierce tiger spirit! (?????)]

[Danheng: The difference in strength between the two is quite large. If Tachibana Fukufuku can beat Hoshimi Miyabi, he's practically a master.]

[Qiong: Fufu doesn't have to worry about hurting the other person anymore. She was right.]

[Ju Fufu: Me and Miss Ya fighting? Zun Du fake Du? Master, you're kidding me (＠_＠;)]

[Yi Xuan: Fu Fu, you must believe in yourself. You said yourself that you are the fiercest tiger of Yun Kui Mountain, and you cannot be defeated by this little difficulty.]

Seeing how difficult Senior Sister Fufu's training was, Ling looked at Yixuan curiously and asked:

"What about mine?"

As soon as the call connected, Vivian's joyful voice came from the other end:

"Lord Phaethon~, I'll definitely give you a good practice session. But before we begin, would you like a cup of milk tea that I made myself? If you're hungry, I also brought some jam sandwiches. ?(^o^)?"

Seeing that Rin's training was so much easier than hers, Tachibana Fukufu suddenly felt resentful:

"Master! I'm fighting the Void Hunter, and she's with her girlfriend. That's so unfair! (。?`ω'?)"

[Ying: Vivian is so thoughtful. Knowing that Ling and Zhe weren't there, she went to watch the shop for them. (*^ω^*)]

[Qiong: Master Yi Xuan must have made a lot of money by inviting these two over (?????)]

[Ah Quan: What do you mean? There are people who pay to work?]

[Zhe: It's obvious that Senior Sister Fufu is very protesting against this unfair treatment.]

[Yi Xuan: You're wrong. Fu Fu just doesn't want Ling to go out and eat something delicious without her while she's training hard.]

[Ju Fufu: Yeah, I want to eat something delicious too (?﹃ ?)]

Seeing that the two were performing well, Yi Xuan decided it was time to begin the next training exercise:

"In order to revitalize Suibian Temple, the disciples of Yunkui Mountain must also keep up with the times and learn how to sell goods online. Fufu, demonstrate for your junior sister."

After sparring with Hoshimi Miyabi, Tachibana Fukufuku immediately perked up and assured Yixuan:

"No problem, Master, don't worry. Watch me sell all the goods in one go."

Upon hearing about the free gifts, Nicole immediately requested to join the live stream the moment Ju Fufu opened her room: "I heard there are free gifts here, can I take one?"

Faced with the customer's request, Ju Fufu didn't see anything wrong with it and readily agreed: "Of course, and I hope you can promote Suibianguan more."

Hearing Fufu's request, Nicole was overjoyed. She covered her mouth and laughed, "Of course, I'll definitely help you promote it!"

[Captain: Oh no, Fufu planted the flag before even selling the goods. It's probably going to fail (=ω=；)]

[Ying: I never expected that Fufu's first customer would be Nicole. With the free gift, I can roughly guess what's going on (,,?ω?,,)]

[March 7th: When did Nicole's microphone get fixed? The ear-piercing static noise is gone.]

[Zhe: Getting Nicole to actively promote someone else's work is like asking the sun to rise in the west (；?_? )]

[Nicole: How could you think of me like that? I'm a very kind person, okay?]

[Rin: Come on, we know you too well. You're definitely letting the other people from the Rabbit House come and freeload (?_?；)]

[Billy: As expected of the two store managers, they have a great eye for people!]

After receiving the free gift, Nicole went back and told the others at the Rabbit House, encouraging them to try it too.