To make himself feel less embarrassed, Danheng silently increased his speaking speed to double speed:

"I'd like a drink."

Makze: "Thank you for your patronage!"

[Feixiao: Moze's human-machine interface is still as strong as ever]

[Himeko: Danheng too, couldn't these two bots just become an artificial one to communicate? (laughing and crying emoji)]

[Captain: This is a magical clash between the two ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Zhe: Why does it feel like Maekawa is doing this on purpose? His smile is so sly (?????)]

【Marani:】

[Qiong: I thought Teacher Danheng was about to unleash his ultimate move, but he just chanted at the speed of light]

[Paimon: This is definitely the episode where Danheng speaks the fastest.]

【Love Clothes: Why do humans and machines have to make things difficult for each other? ╮(︶﹏︶)╭】

Narrator - Jimi:

The commercial break ended, and the camera returned to the studio, where Jiaoqiu applauded the two performers' excellent performance.

"It sounds like Moze and Danheng had a very pleasant conversation. Such a delicious latte will surely leave a lasting impression on the train's intellectual community."

"We've got iced coffee, so of course we can't do without chicken. Let's play the next promotional video."

As Jiaoqiu introduced the product, the second picture was flipped over, showing a chicken popcorn packaged in a chicken-shaped package.

[Qingque: How long will this sunbathing last! One hundred and eighty years? Even a demonic body could be sunbathed like this, and the coffee beans would have grown into a giant tree!]

[Valesha: Isn't this supposed to be a coffee ad? It sounds like a soy sauce ad.]

[Ring: Wait a minute, does that sound like...? So, Pepper Hill is no longer visible.]

[Pine Sparrow: Speaking of which, where did he get the idea that the conversation was going well? (-_-)ゞ]

[March 7: Well, JiMi really has become JiMi Flower. Are they going to have him do his own voice acting? That would be a bit abstract.]

Chef Qiong slowly opened the tray in his hand, inside which was a prepared chicken.

Jimi: "The most premium ingredients often require only the simplest cooking methods."

Qiong switched to the path of destruction, picked up the baseball bat that was most comfortable in her hand, and delivered a heavy blow to the chicken.

Jimi: "Pound the muscles hard until they soften, and then..."

Huang Quan: "I weep for the deceased."

Huang Quan unleashed his ultimate move on the pounded chicken, easily cutting it into even small pieces.

Sam: "The agreement is passed. Scorched earth operations will be implemented."

Finally, Sam heats the oil in the pan with his own flame and frys the chicken until golden brown.

Jimi: "Mmm~, a fragrant batch of Jimi popcorn is ready! Jimi Chicken Popcorn, the king of fried chicken!"

[Gui Naifen: Jimi has been assassinated; the entire venue is now sealed off!]

[March 7th: As expected of Gimmick, they even take on such abstract projects]

[Theresa: "How I Cook Myself" ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Paimon: The Void Fate is really powerful and practical, the cuts are so even.]

[Captain: What an amazing chicken leg! It wasn't dissipated by the void power. As expected of GimGoon.]

[Silver Wolf: It's just fried chicken, why are you even using Sam? (?_?;)]

Billy: You don't get it, do you? This is called "Grammer Veteran's Barbecue"

【Ju Fufu: Jimi! What's wrong, Jimi! It smells so good, can I have a bite, just one bite? (?﹃ ?)】

[Gimi: No way! I'm Gimi, and I endorse myself!]

[Star: Jimi, blink if you're being threatened (?????)]

The commercial break ended, and the camera returned to the studio, where Jiaoqiu offered her congratulations to Jimi:

"Chicken nuggets? Is this considered a reduplicated word? Anyway, congratulations to Mr. Chicken for taking on a new job..."

Chapter 219 Pepper Hill: Pepper Sauce, tastes good with everything! (Second Update)

After congratulating Jimi on finding a new job, Jiaoqiu, thinking of Jimi's appearance, joked:

"Jimmy, considering your image, you can't take this ad! The next product is... pepper... pepper sauce..."

[Captain: I'm a little curious about what kind of reward the company gave Jimi to get this job.]

[Jadeite: It's nothing, just let him choose between explaining and handling raw materials ╮( oωo )╭]

Paimon: As expected of the Interstellar Peace Corporation.

Bernice: For Jimi, this is a job he can only take once in his life (?????)

Just as Jiaoqiu was about to announce his third dish, a condiment bottle fell from the sky, hitting Jiaoqiu on the head before falling to the ground.

After the condiment bottle shattered, a light pink smoke filled the studio. Affected by this, Jiaoqiu involuntarily started singing the promotional video for Jiaojiao Sauce.

Jimi: "Chili sauce, it tastes good with everything!"

[Ying: Jiaoqiu is really dedicated, throwing himself into the fray and starting with a zero-frame attack.]

[March 7th: Buhou! It's Sleepy Pepper Little Fox! (?????)]

[Hu Lei (Resurrection Match): After eating chili peppers, I'll go to sleep. Chili peppers (╥╯__╰╥)]

[Potio: Oh my god, that little cutie Dr. Primal didn't get rid of the meme virus properly last time, did he? (。ì _ í。)]

[Chaos Break: Lord Silver Spear Shura need not worry, there is no power of the Monkey King Evil Ninja on this, it is just an advertisement]

[Jiaoqiu: Eh, in the end I still couldn't dodge it.]

After performing in the promotional video, Jiaoqiu let out a long, weary sigh, but quickly rallied her spirits again.

"Okay, back to the main topic. The last item is a drink that's supposedly perfect for Trail Blazers' physique: Ken! Lada!"

When the last picture is flipped over, it shows a bottle of soda with a large "K" in the middle and the words "Kenleda" printed in smaller letters on the right.

After the product demonstration, the promotional video officially began.

A cheerful break music played, and the scene shifted to Pinocchio's Origami University, where Jimi's voice came over the school's loudspeaker:

"Dream Building Academy, March 7th! March 7th students!"

"Your master's master's colleague brought you your favorite drink from Yaoqing!"

[Qiong: I feel like this is a special version of Sulphak Aura Detergent from Xianzhou, and they changed the name and packaging to make it easier to sell.]

[Captain: A beverage more suitable for developing a baby's constitution. (?????)]

[Ring: It's not accurate enough. Class 3-7 on March 7th would be more fitting.]

Kiana: Hahahaha~, oh my god, Wangzai milk! (*σ'?`)σ

[Ying: March 7th Master (Yanqing)'s Master (Jingyuan)'s colleague, General Feixiao's seniority is perfectly correct]

Upon hearing that there was a drink she liked, March 7th immediately ran happily toward the school gate.

Feixiao looked at March 7th running towards him, smiled, and took out a bottle of drink to hand to her:

"March, you must have worked hard practicing your sword. Here, have a drink. (*^ω^*)"

Upon seeing what drink Fei Xiao was holding, March 7th's face instantly fell, and she childishly shook her head from side to side: "Ugh! No! I don't want it! (︿?)"

Fei Xiao withdrew his hand, picked up another drink, and asked, "Then... what about this one?"

On March 7th, seeing that this wasn't something she liked either, she shook her head after saying just one word, just like before: "I! Don't! Want! It! (?︿?)"

Feixiao chuckled, deciding not to tease March 7 any longer, and pulled out the last bottle of drink: "March, Kenola~! (∩?∩)"

Upon hearing that it was Kenleda, March 7th slowly opened her eyes, looked at the drink in Feixiao's hand, and burst into laughter:

"Hahaha, I want it! I want it! I want it! I just want Kenleda!"

Jimi: "Kenleda is rich in various nutrients. My apprentice loves it, so I'm at ease!"

[Aha: As expected of the pink-haired girl, this is hilarious, Aha is laughing so hard he's throwing up (?????)]

[Zhe: I! No! Want! I want Want Want Ice Pops!!!]

[Captain: Individual old jokes are already abstract enough, how can they be combined? This is just too ridiculous]

[Ying: After watching this promotional video, the more I watch March 7th, the more adorably silly she seems.]

[March 7th: I thought the previous ones were abstract enough, but mine is even more outrageous! My image of intelligence is completely ruined! (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)]

[Paimon: March, try to think more positively. There's no need to be sad about things that don't exist.]

[Qiong: Yeah, in our hearts, you'll always be that silly March 7th. (*σ'?`)σ]

[March 7th: Waaah, please shut up if you can't speak properly, this is so hurtful! ??o·(? ??? )?o·?]

As the last promotional video ended, the camera cut back to the studio, where Jiaoqiu reminded Feixiao:

"Thank you for your wonderful performance, General, but remember to finish your work first."

Feixiao, who was next door, felt someone talking about him and instinctively sneezed.

"That concludes today's menu introductions. Please cast your vote for your favorite dish. Thank you for watching, and see you next time!"

[Feixiao: Jiaoqiu, really, you even had crickets chirping at me on the show (?_?;)]

Bernice: Can I vote for the host? I really want to touch those furry ears (?﹃ ?) ]

[Captain: I have to say, this episode was really too abstract (=ω=;)]

[Barbara: I added pepper sauce, it looks delicious (?'?`?)]

"System: Everyone, you can start the lottery now."

[Danheng: Steel Baby Rattle (Handmade Geng)... Bai Heng, for you to use to discipline your kids]

[Bai Lu: How could you be so mean, you cold-faced little green dragon! (o`~'o)]

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