Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

[Bai Heng: It's quite handy, and it's not bad as a weapon.]

[Moze: Tara Tattoo Sticker O - Weakened Version with No Side Effects... Although it can only be used safely within the Shadow Kingdom, it's sufficient.]

[Jiaoqiu: Body Outsider (Sun Wukong)... His abilities are pretty good, but he's prone to going bald. I need hair growth potion.]

[March 7th: Skill: Kamikaze (Aqua)... The skill effect is quite strong, but why is it marked as ineffective against frogs?]

[Captain: Because its former user was swallowed by frogs many times (?????)]

System: "Here's a short video as a bonus, no reward included, just enough to fill some time."

"That's outrageous!"

(Source: YouTuber)

In the little park of Ohma, Tibbo sat on a rocking horse, swaying back and forth with it, having a blast: "What's Daddy's daddy called... (>?<)"

Xing: "Can you please stop playing? (︿?)"

Tibo looked to her left and right to make sure no one was there, then pointed at herself with one finger and looked at Xing with a puzzled expression.

Xing: "That's right, I'm talking about you. You're the only one around here. You've been playing with this for so long, it's time to switch to someone else, isn't it?"

Tibo was speechless. She awkwardly explained, "But this is for little kids! (￣ω￣;)"

Xing stood with her hands on her hips and said to Tibo with a straight face, "I'm the little kid, okay? No matter what you say, I'm only 2 years old at most."

"Okay (???‵‵)" Tibo reluctantly got off the rocking horse and made room for Xing.

A few minutes later, Xing dismantled the original rocking horse and stood on the springs to act as Tibo's rocking horse. The two of them had a lot of fun.

[Danheng: I'm not surprised at all that Xing did something like this]

[Qiong: I'm used to it. My older sister's mental state has always been so ahead of its time.]

[Aglaia (Resurrection Match): Xia Die, could you please go and teach Xing a lesson? We can't let her run wild (；￣д￣)]

[Zhe: I don't know who to envy right now (￣ω￣;)]

Chapter 220 Higewen: A Blend of East and West, A Successful Cure (First Update)

"System: As we all know, Funina seems very easy to fool. Just how easy is she to fool? Let's find out today."

"Funinna: LOL, I can't even laugh myself to death!"

(This episode's material comes from the uploader)

[Funinga: No, system, what do you mean? How am I so easily fooled? (。ì _ í。)]

[Zhe: Fufu, Ying said she wants to treat you to some small cakes]

[Furina: I'll be there soon. Ying, could you please prepare a few more small cakes? (?o? o?)?]

[Ying: You believe him just like that? Fine, I'll go buy it now. ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

[Star: I can see that now, she's really easy to fool (?????)]

[Captain: Fryna is just as good as Izumi.]

[Ah Quan: No, why am I involved?]

In the medical clinic of Mello Petersburg, Siegwen is providing treatment plans based on the patients' conditions.

Patient 1: "Head Nurse, what should I do if I have low blood pressure?"

Higewen: "Go do this round of Abyss runs, next."

[Ying: So it's not that I'm sick, my blood pressure just goes up every time I fight the Abyss (?_? ；)]

Zhe: Ying-jie is right.

[Qiong: Me too]

Patient 2: "Head Nurse, what should I do if I have a poverty disease?"

Higewen: "Let's go see Fuco, next (⊙?⊙)."

[Hu Tao: Is there really a Fuke? I want to send Zhong Li in there for treatment (*σ'?`)σ]

[Star: Let the rich of the foolish masses be the attending physicians, that's the way to go, Fu Ke]

[Captain: Give up. The old man's condition is already in its late stages. Now we can only rely on the young master's wallet for conservative treatment.]

[Dartaria: Don't Q me, let me shut up for a while...(???‵‵)]

Claudia: "Head Nurse, what should I do if I've recently developed a liking for pets?"

“It’s a personal preference, nothing to worry about…” Siegwen was halfway through her sentence when she noticed that Clarind was holding a dog leash, and the other end of the leash, Ying, was sticking out its tongue and barking at her: “Woof!”

Higewen excitedly grabbed Clorinde's hand and said seriously, "Fellow enthusiast! Let's continue our in-depth discussion after get off work."

Claurind: "Okay!"

[Firelight: I'm Claude's dog!! (Excitedly JPG)]

[Star: As expected of Ying-jie, compared to you guys, I'm still too normal (?_?；)]

[Dream Seeker: What are you saying? I just enjoy researching some biological topics, which is perfectly normal.]

[Captain: If I didn't know you used Helia's black stockings to make cheese last time, I would have believed you (；￢_￢)]

[Zhe: Is it just my imagination? It feels like this Siegwen is some kind of alt account of Seno, she's even started telling lame jokes to cool things down.]

In the Duke's office in Mello Petersburg, a reporter, very curious about some rumors, sought out Leosley for an interview:

"Your Grace, I've heard that no matter how heinous a criminal was before, once they enter Mello Petersburg, they will repent and start anew. Do you have some secret to that?"

Leosley pointed to the television behind him, gesturing for the reporter to watch: "Please watch the VCR."

In the video, Siegfried's hands radiate a healing pink light, shining towards a flock of crows with Tartaglia-style hairstyles in front of her:

"Prisoner~ Prisoner~, oh dear! My bad thoughts have been chased away. (∩?∩)"

The purified crow looked at Siegfried with an innocent expression: "Thank you~ (⊙?⊙)"

After watching the outrageous video, the reporter was at a loss for words and sat there stiffly without saying a word.

Leosley was already used to the reporters' attitude:

"Look, he should thank us. (???)"

The reporter's thousand complaints ultimately boiled down to one word: "Awesome!"

[Ruan Mei: Does starting over mean erasing the original body and creating a new one?]

[Navia: This is definitely not a physical transformation, and Fontaine doesn't have Inazuma's 1:1 doll technology.]

[Ying: Suddenly I noticed there were so many Daddarli ducks in front of Siegfried]

[A-Quan: That familiar look...it's her! Nangong Wenya, the one who makes everyone she touches go crazy!]

[Zhe: After being purified, those Dadali ducks had eyes filled with the kind of unpolluted clarity that college students have.]

[Sangbo: You've insulted someone without letting them know, you're stealing bamboo shoots!]

[March 7th: Please welcome our VIP guest, Chef Gong. Please go up to the eighth floor. Remember to clean up the scene after your jump. Please give us a five-star review, dear!]

Feeling a bit bored and unsure of what to do, Furness went to Navelette's office, intending to chat with him: "Navelette, may I ask you a question? (⊙?⊙)"

Navilette: "You already asked. (???)"

Undeterred, Funina asked, "May I ask you two questions?"

Navilette: "You already asked. (???)"

Furina felt she understood Villette's tactics. She raised an eyebrow and asked doubtfully, "Then... can I ask you four questions?"

Navilette: "No."

Funina didn't understand why Vilette would refuse, and asked in confusion, "Why?"

Navelette offered a reasonable explanation: "Because you've already asked all your questions."

Violet's few words caused Furnessa's mind to momentarily lapse into confusion, eventually crashing: "Then...then...then I...then I...I...uh...(OロO)"

Looking at Funina, who was lying on the ground with steam still rising from her head, Navelette habitually gave the order:

"Someone, take him away and restart."

[Captain: This is definitely the smartest episode of Fou's ever; she actually knew to ask four questions.]

[Billy: I always feel like Navelette is demonstrating to us the correct way to use Frynn.]

[Fukaros: Wait a minute, when they created Frynn, they didn't remove her entire brain, so how could she be so stupid?]

[Mei: That Vilette is really something, she's already stupid, and you still tease her.]

[Fireworks: Hahaha, that's amazing, you burned out Funina's CPU!]

One day, Bailu unexpectedly arrived in Teyvat, and she happened to appear in front of Siegwen. The two companions stared at each other with wide eyes and curiosity.

Higewen: "I am the Dragon Girl."

Bai Lu: "I am also a dragon girl."

Higewen: "I am a Western medicine doctor."

Bai Lu: "I am a practitioner of traditional Chinese medicine."

Higewen: "Western medicine only treats the symptoms."

Bai Lu: "Traditional Chinese medicine treats the root cause."

They were having a nice chat just a moment ago, but Bai Lu and Xigewen's momentum suddenly surged, and they inexplicably got fired up.

Higewen: "A blend of East and West... (。ì _ í。)"

Bai Lu: "The treatment is complete... (。ì _ í。)"

Higewen & Bailu: "...Specimen (。ì _ í。)"

[Funinga: They only exchanged a few words, how did they get so excited?]

[Zhe: Everything was pretty normal up to that point, but how did it become a specimen when it came to the integration of Chinese and Western cultures?! (?_?；)]

[March 7th: Judging by this, someone is definitely going to have bad luck (?????)]