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Not to be outdone, Shi Bao took out a weapon he had smuggled from the next world:

"I also have one that I borrowed! Ta-da! A knife that looks like it can do anything."

P.S. There might be some side effects.

Mei looked at the knife and felt a surge of interest within herself:

"I don't know why, but I really want it. (⊙?⊙)"

Hearing Mei's words, the captain subconsciously scratched his face and laughed awkwardly twice: "Ah~ hahaha~...(；???)"

[Shadow: Isn't this exactly my dream, Isshin? What are the side effects? I didn't know about it.]

[Danheng: Maybe the user will catch your bad habit and become unable to cook.]

[Captain: This frankincense knife is an excellent item in terms of both its functionality and collectible value.]

[Zetsu: If Mei gets her hands on this sword, will she become the Herrscher of God and become invincible? (???)]

In the fourth round, Pado got too lazy to take things out one by one. With a snap of her fingers, a steady stream of items fell out of the teleportation array:

"How about these?"

The captain was initially a little dazed, but after regaining his senses, he took a piece of paper from Pado's cargo and said with great emotion:

"What?...This is a really good thing! (?? д ??)!!!"

Theresa: In those fleeting glimpses, I think I saw Grandpa's green hat and Benares's scales.

[March 7th: These things are tears of a bygone era!]

[Nicole: With so many antique items from Padma, if Treasure Hunter wants to win, she'll have to bring out the props she used in Honkai Impact 2.]

Seeing the captain's reaction, Pado was very satisfied, and she proudly introduced:

"Hehe~, I really had a hard time getting my hands on this (O ? O)?"

Seeing that the opponent was about to win, Shi Bao had no choice but to reveal his last trump card—the Kamen Rider Driver—and confidently looked at the captain:

"Ah! Now I have to use my trump card. Captain! If you admit I'm the winner, all these looted items are yours! (O▽O)σ"

[Wang Xiaoming: No, you even took my Divine Stele 21, what's the point? ('-ι_-｀)]

[Uncle Yang: Shi Bao, you should change your trump card. God Lord 21 is really not suitable (；O_O)]

[Leosley: Isn't being an invincible player great? You could try it out in the Demon Encounter event too.]

[Dartaria: The outcome of this contest was already decided the moment the treasure hunter revealed his trump card.]

After the captain clearly saw what Shi Bao was holding, he announced the result without hesitation:

"I declare Padofilis the winner!"

After winning, Pado cheered happily, "Yay!"

Shi Bao, bewildered by his defeat, glared defiantly at the captain and angrily demanded:

"Eh—! Why...why?!"

The captain gave a simple and unpretentious answer: "I don't want to suffer a defeat (?_? ；)"

[Kavi: God 21 only appeared once and suffered a setback, without even a protection period. Its performance was even worse than the God card, so it's better not to have it at all.]

[Captain: Little Shi! If you had just pulled out the old Decade Driver, I would have declared you the winner. Why did you have to pull out the 21? ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

[Kevin: I knew it! Defeating the Herrscher isn't difficult for the Heroes.]

[Yuuma: So that's how you defeated him! "(o Д o*)]

System: Let's begin the lottery!

[Captain: 2068 God's Tablet O Modification... What garbage! It takes me three minutes to transform with this thing! ('-ι_-｀)]

You fucking have to click in order, and if you make a mistake, you have to start all over again! I got killed before I even transformed! (╬◣д◢)】

Mei: A replica of the dream sword... After getting this sword, I felt a surge of power.

Without realizing it, I activated the Herrscher of Thunder form, but it seems my lightning is changing color, sometimes red and sometimes purple.

[Treasure Hunt: A pair of 36D bra pads... wait, are you serious? Tell me how to put them on (╬◣д◢)]

Chapter 243 Nasita: Why did Paimon have to be eaten with me? (Second Update)

"System: You've all seen the normal Flower Goddess Celebration, right? Today, I'll show you a different kind of Flower Goddess Celebration."

"Don't use Paimon and Nasita to make soup!"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Captain: An Abnormal Flower Goddess Birthday Festival? How Abnormal?]

[Lina: Since it's Nasita's birthday celebration, it shouldn't be too outrageous, right?]

[March 7th: Don't be too confident. Think about those birthday celebrations where people are fished out of the river.]

[Ying: Huh, that looks like Bao She is dead. Good luck to Naxida.]

Nasita felt somewhat troubled lately, so she tiptoed along the streets of Sumeru to clear her mind, occasionally chatting with Langaru above her head:

"Everyone's been avoiding me lately. Could it be... that I did something wrong?"

Langaru didn't know what to do either, so he gently patted Naxida's head to comfort her.

[Zhe: The opening scene features Naxi Da's feet, this close-up of food is really nice, perfect for cleansing feet and stewing (?﹃ ?)]

[Star: For our health, it's best to have a balanced diet of meat and vegetables. I suggest cooking that Rangalu too, let's call it Radish Stew with Beef Brisket! (?????)]

[Captain: You're really hungry! (；￢_￢)]

Nasida stopped shortly after walking forward, because she saw Tina and the other four of them chatting together, and decided to listen to what they had to say:

"Hmm, it's them? What are they discussing so late at night?"

[March 7th: Why aren't you asleep so late? Are you discussing how to hold the Flower Goddess's Birthday Festival?]

[Vita: We need to get out late to discuss this. It seems Nasita's birthday this year is anything but ordinary; it's going to be quite a fun event.]

[Ying: March, let's not talk about the memorial service, let's be civilized (?????)]

Tinari was oblivious to Nasita eavesdropping in the distance, intently watching the other four and assigning them tasks:

"When Nasita arrives, Nil will be in charge of adding water, Dixia will be in charge of lighting the fire... and Seno will be in charge of... making the cuts!"

Nasita saw Tinali make a downward chopping gesture with one hand, and combined with what she had just heard, she was so frightened that she immediately shrank back behind the wall, her heart pounding nervously.

Kiana: Something doesn't feel right about what Tinari said.

[Qingyi: It sounds like they're going to do something like Naxida (?_?)]

[Qingque: Yeah, look how scared Nasita is! ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

[Tinari: How could that be? We were really just planning the Flower Goddess's Birthday Festival! We would never harm the Little Grass Goddess! ∑(??д??lll)]

After calming down a bit, Nasita analyzed the meaning of their words in her mind and automatically added a video:

"Oh no! They wouldn't...want to eat me, would they?! ('⊙ω⊙`)"

Upon imagining herself being cooked, Nasita covered her mouth in shock and cautiously peeked out from behind the wall to hear what else they had to say.

[Wendy: Narcida has a pretty good imagination; she actually came up with a picture so quickly (*σ'?`)σ]

[Captain: Nash feels like she's just being wise in disguise, she's simply overthinking things.]

[Billy: The Crimson Sand Staff in Seno's hand is so small, I feel it would be more appropriate to call it the Crimson Sand Spoon]

[Sambo: Although cooking Nasita in an iron pot is a bit abstract, I'd rather cook Lezi God in an iron pot and see if He'll lose his color ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Aha: Hehehe, your suggestion is kind of funny. Aha agrees. I'll drag Akivili along to find you later!]

Paimon felt quite embarrassed when he heard that Seno hadn't assigned him any tasks:

"There's nothing I can do, so... how about I keep Nasita company? (-_-)ゞ"

Upon hearing Paimon's suggestion, Narcida covered her ears in shock, her mind racing as she imagined the scene unfolding once more:

"Why did you have to be eaten with me? What should I do... (◎_◎;)"

[Furina: After reading Narcida's fantasy, she then heard Paimon's words.]

I feel that she has a very clear self-awareness, and she must have read "The Self-Cultivation of Food" (*σ'?`)σ】

[Star: Absolutely! Paimon, as a side dish, even takes the initiative to soothe the emotions of the other ingredients. Isn't that great? (＾ω＾)]

[Lina: If cooking Naxida in an iron pot is like "Boiling Cabbage in Clear Broth," then adding Paimon would make it "Pearl, Jade, and White Jade Soup."]

[A-Quan: After cooking, Paimon successfully transformed from emergency food into organic food.]

Paimon: Paimon is Paimon, not food! (╬◣д◢)

Nasita closed her eyes in fear, lowered her head, and whispered, "I don't taste good... (???‵‵)"

Seno had excellent hearing. Upon hearing someone speak, he immediately rushed to the door and pointed his Crimson Sand Staff at the spot where Narcida had just been standing: "Hmm? Who's there! Don't move!"

After finding no one, Seno put away his weapon and returned to the courtyard: "...Did I hear that right?"

Nasita hid behind the chimney of the house opposite the courtyard. After confirming that Seno had returned, she turned to Langalu beside her and said, "We almost got discovered. Let's leave quickly."

[Ying: Nasita, believe in yourself! You've got delicious food! It'll be so delicious!]

[Qiong: Something's not right, Ying-jie. How can you be so sure Nasita's food tastes good?]

[Sino: Ying, open the door! The Order of the Church is checking the water meter!]

[Billy: Wait, Narcida was just behind the wall, how did she suddenly disappear?]

[Captain: Nasita's pretty fast! Where is she hiding?]

[Silver Wolf: As expected, CT scans never look up. I never thought Nasita would be hiding on the roof.]

After Narcida had Langaru float in the air to serve as a temporary four-leaf clover, she used grass element to condense and launch ropes from her wrist to quickly move between houses.

As Nasita was about to land, she remained in a seated position. Langaru, who was standing on the ground to catch her, adjusted his position several times in an attempt to catch Nasita, but the two were too far apart in size.

[Paimon: Huh? The Lannaros have this kind of function?]

[Lekahn: Such skillful grappling hook technique, it seems Nasida studied with the suspended log people of Nata.]