Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

[Aiyi: The agile Naxi Da from the mountains has a kind of failed man vibe]

[Qiong: Don't you guys feel like Narcida, lying down, doing a 360° spin, flying past the rooftops, looks a bit like a badminton shuttlecock hitting the net? (?????)]

[The Dream Seeker: Should Nasita's final falling posture be called "A Crow Flying in an Airplane" or "Mount Tai Pressing Down"?]

Langaru was knocked to the ground by Naxida's shove. To prove it was still alive, the two tenacious leaves on its head would twitch from time to time.

Narcida's position wasn't much better, because Langalu's elasticity was quite good, and he bounced Narcida away again when she landed, finally sending her sprawling to the ground.

Nasita, still caught off guard, had her hands still in the same hand gesture that had been floating in mid-air.

[Ying: Let Langaru move aside, I'll be Nashida's meditation cushion!]

[Star: It only looked like a badminton shuttlecock at first, but after that final bounce, Nasita really became a badminton shuttlecock.]

[Ring: Bro, doesn't Nasita's gesture look like Rumiko Takahashi's...? (?????)]

[Theresa: Stop talking! That was clearly Spider-Man shooting webs, don't talk nonsense (?_?)]

Chapter 244 Jepard: I didn't, I didn't, I didn't do it! (First update)

Ying was about to go find Nasita when the other woman suddenly fell from the sky and landed right in front of her, leaving her momentarily bewildered: "Nasita? What are you doing lying on the ground?"

Upon hearing Ying's voice, Nasita used her hands to push herself up. Perhaps because she had fallen, one of her eyes looked bigger than the other (?_?).

However, none of this stopped Narcida and Luminous from calling for help. She asked Luminous with great concern, "Traveler! Paimon and I are going to be cooked! What should we do?"

[Zhe: Little Naxida, you're not allowed to sleep here (?????)]

[Fireworks: It's so good to be young, I can fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow (*σ'?`)σ]

[Mavika: Kinich, are you holding back? Nasita's technique seems inconsistent.]

[Helia: That's terrible, Nasita even fell and got one eye bigger than the other (；￣д￣)]

Ying chuckled twice, then gestured for Nasita to look behind her: "Hehe~ Don't worry, I've found you the best bodyguard in Teyvat~"

Nasida turned her head and saw Langaru being held in Funina's arms. Then, Zhongli lifted her into the air by her armpits. General Thunder looked at her with concern and said, "Hehe~, are you alright?"

Nasita looked at Wendy with a puzzled expression and asked curiously, "Why are you all here?"

[Captain: Whenever I see those five gods together, I can't help but think of the previous "Chef King Competition"]

[Ying: Naxida is being held up by Zhongli, and she looks like a doll.]

[Danheng: Making Funina Nasida's bodyguard...are you serious?]

[Navelette: Given Funina's fighting strength, I don't recommend doing this ╮( oωo )╭]

[Hoshimi Miyabi: With Wendy, Ray Movie, and Zhongli together, who would dare to touch Narcida if they were crazy? (*^ω^*)]

Instead of answering Narcida's question directly, General Thunder and the others led her to the birthday party before explaining, "It's not just us, there are others too~"

Ying and her harem members, watching Zhongli lift Naxida up, unanimously offered their blessings: "Naxida! Happy Birthday!~"

Nasita now realized that Tinari's earlier words had been a misunderstanding, and she thanked everyone with a smile.

"Nilu is in charge of adding water, Dixia is in charge of lighting the fire, and Seno is in charge of the surgery... Hehe, thanks~ (∩△∩)"

[Hu Tao: Hahaha, when everyone was saying happy birthday, it seems like the guest elder swayed Nasita left and right a couple of times (*σ'?`)σ]

【Himeko Murata: Zhongli is wobbling around, Nashida opens her eyes (*^ω^*)】

[Yuzhen: Desia lighting fire with her finger, that's so abstract, hahaha...]

Someone turned on the stereo, and a familiar melody filled Nasita's ears, instantly making her alert, along with a bad premonition: "Wait, this music?! ('⊙ω⊙`)"

As expected, Seno held up a sign made from the Staff of Crimson Sands, placed one foot on the edge of the table, and said the words on his sign to Narcida: "I've come to wish you well!"

As soon as Sino finished speaking, the others raised their signs, and then everyone started singing together:

"Say goodbye to all your troubles! Say hi to all your happiness! My dear, my dear, happy birthday! Wishing you eternal happiness!..."

The embarrassing scene before her made Nasita shyly cover her face with her hands: "...No...no, please don't do this! o(*////▽////*)q"

Because Nasita was being held up by Zhongli, her little feet, suspended in mid-air, swayed slightly under the table out of shyness.

[Neko: Buhou! It's the execution song from the riverbed! Bao She died.]

[March 7th: No, it's Nasida's birthday! Is it really okay to do something so abstract?]

[Eriol: As expected of March 7th, your precognitive abilities are getting stronger and stronger!]

[Alicia: Haha, this song is usually sung for children's birthdays, Narcida is being treated like a child.]

[Ying: No problem, Nasita is a 500-year-old child.]

[Jepard: Dude, listen to what you have to say!]

[Marani: How come even Kakuku can spread across the world? ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Sambo: This year's Flora Festival is indeed quite abstract]

"System: It's time for the lucky draw, everyone please behave yourselves."

[Sino: A Red Sand Spoon... Such a small Red Sand Staff]

[Nasita: Kinich's grappling hook technique...this reward is quite interesting.]

[Paimon: "The Self-Cultivation of Ingredients"...Paimon is not emergency food!]

"System: Here's a really poignant fan-made video that might break your nerves. Good luck!"

Fireworks: My tongue is long enough.

(Source: YouTuber)

[Captain: LOL, what could possibly make me lose my temper?]

[Ying: Exactly! How could a mere video possibly break the defenses of a god-like being like me, who's practically invincible?]

[Zhe: Ying-jie, you're quite self-aware.]

[Qiong: Although I don't understand what you're so proud of, I respect you.]

While visiting Pinocchio, Hoshi ran into Hanabi and happily went up to her to say hello: "Hi Hanabi, having fun today too? (⊙?⊙)"

Hanabi closed her eyes, clasped her hands together, and made a gesture of devout worship: "No, it's the weekend today. Having fun today counts as overtime."

[Zhu Yuan: So even people who work at Lezi have holidays? I thought they worked all year round.]

[Fireworks: What are you saying? Even entertainers need to rest, you know.]

Vita: Yeah, finding fun can be tiring!

You guys just need to get pranked, while we guys who enjoy having fun have a lot more to consider...

Hearing Hanabi say that, Hoshi suddenly had a bright idea and looked at her with a smile: "Oh~ It's rare to see you not having fun. Here, have a candy. (∩△∩)"

Hanabi didn't think Hoshi could mess with her, so she simply closed her eyes and played along: "Feed me, ah— (＾▽＾)"

Hoshi gave Hanabi a mischievous smile: "Oh dear, my arms are short, come a little closer (???)"

When Hanabi opened her eyes again, her left pupil had turned into a clock face. She stuck out her tongue and said to Hoshi, "It's okay, my tongue is long enough."

[Captain: Is Ah Xing trying to lure Hanabi into working overtime?]

[Rin: Hanabi's eyes...it's definitely Kurumi from Date A Live!]

[March 7th: Although Ah Xing succeeded, I have a feeling things won't be that simple]

Seeing that her plan had succeeded, Hoshino pointed at Hanabi triumphantly and said, "Hey, you used a meme! It means you were working overtime! (?????)"

Hanabi was completely unconcerned about Hoshi's self-amusement and pulled out a piece of paper: "I didn't realize you were so perceptive, but my skills go far beyond that. (,,?ω?,,)"

When Hoshino heard Hanabi say that, she looked at the paper in Hanabi's hand in confusion: "What, you pulled out a zero?"

Hanabi smiled without saying a word: "Hmm~!"

Xing looked at Hanabi curiously, hoping she would explain: "What does this mean? A Chengdu specialty?"

Hanabi: "Actually, it's..."

Xing: "Could it be... (＠_＠;)"

Fireworks looked at Hoshino playfully and gave the answer: "It's your Hoshino balance, or your vacation balance, or your wallet balance."

Hoshino's defenses crumbled after Hanabi's words, and she angrily pointed at her and yelled, "Are you some kind of god?! (╬◣д◢)σ"

[Sora: Pfft~, Hanabi, you're so toxic!!]

[Captain: Such high armor penetration damage, but I can still withstand it. I still have a lot of crystals left ('⊙ω⊙`)]

Mei: Captain, I have some bad news for you. You must hang in there!

Your crystal balance is zero. Ah Quan just used all your crystals to buy skins, each skin costs 1200 crystals, and she bought eight of them! (???‵‵)】

[Captain: No!!!]

[Shadow: Sigh~, Captain, you're really impatient. You're celebrating too soon, unlike me... (?????)]

[Frinna: Luminous, you're celebrating too soon. Paimon accidentally exchanged all your Primogems for Acquaint Fates.]

[Ying: Fufu, don't stop me! We're having an extra treat tonight—iron pot stewed Paimon! I'm going to find Xiangling right now! (。ì _ í。)]

[Rin: I think I'd better not say anything.]

System: I told you, it's guaranteed to break your defenses, everyone should just do the lottery. ╮( oωo )╭

[Star: One-time use item - 100 free draws upon login... No matter what game you play, 100 free draws just for logging in? That's great stuff, let's unlock the Starry Sky Railway now...]

...100 passes? That's alright, if I'm lucky I might get two gold tickets.

[Fireworks: Random Value Detector... I randomly saw someone else's value, not bad, let's check out Sambo's first...]

Ouch... wait, who beat you up so many times? It's a nine-figure sum already! It's unbearable to look at!

[Star: Hiss~, could it be Brother Jie?! ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Jepard: No, I didn't, I didn't do it!]

[Hanabi: Oh~, I misread it, that's Sangbo's balance (?????)]

[Sambo: You son of a bitch!]