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[Theresa: Weapon---The Cross of Jesus... Can I not take it? Don't tell me that's Jesus on the cross, why is it a forced buy-one-get-one-free offer ∑(??д??lll)]

"System: It's not Jesus. When we were grabbing the cross, that old guy got away. The one on top is a substitute I grabbed on the spur of the moment, something like Amaterasu or some other kind of hairy god."

Although the weapon's attack power has been significantly reduced, it's still usable. If you don't like someone, you can use it on them.

Theresa: I'll keep it as a trump card. Although it doesn't feel as good as my Judah, it's still pretty fun to hit the weapon and make a scream.

Chapter 252 Star: Miss Sai Fei'er, I want Feng Jin's horse! (First update)

"System: As everyone knows, Kazemura's Little Ika has a second form. Today, let's take a look at its second-stage, Big Ivan mode."

"The Trail Blazers conspired with Serfie to steal Feng Jin's horse!?"

(Source: YouTuber)

Klee: Can Ika really turn into a giant bouncy ball?! Klee wants to see beautiful fireworks (???)

[Hugo: One Ivan IV should be enough to destroy any single city in Onpharos, right? (⊙o⊙)]

[Bai E: If a city is really destroyed, I wonder if we can restore it with the power of Euronis]

[Captain: I don't know, nobody's tried this before.]

[Feng Jin: Little Ika is not a nuclear weapon (?_?)]

Because Xing was filled with curiosity about Feng Jin's little Ica and wanted to catch it to play with, she sought help from professionals:

"Miss Serfie, I want Feng Jin's horse!"

This was the first time Sai Fei'er had heard Xing make such an outrageous statement. Her head was spinning, and she asked incredulously:

"Do you want to see what you're saying? Σ( ° △ °|||)"

[Vita: Wow, this is so exciting right from the start! Hoshi actually wants Kaze Sumire's mom (???)]

[Kakuku: Seriously, buddy? Listen to what you're saying!]

[Tail: Humanity's ideas are still too outrageous; even I, as Suiyang, can't quite understand them (ΩДΩ)]

[Feng Jin: No, Ah Xing, if you want to play with Xiao Yika, you can just tell me. I won't disagree (?_?；)]

[Zhe: Xingjie, you're switching from the Trail Blazers to the Horse Thief? Why are you eyeing Feng Jin's little horse?]

When Xing made her request, she had already guessed that Sai Fei'er would react this way, and she proudly put her hands on her hips:

"In short, if you get me Little Ika, the bounty will be huge. (⊙?⊙)"

Upon hearing about the reward, Sai Fei'er's interest was piqued. Her eyes lit up as she looked at Xing and asked curiously:

"Oh, how many could there be? ＼(^▽^。)ノ"

Nicole: What job? How much is the bounty? Rabbit House will take it! ($△$)

[Dolly: As long as I have enough Mora, there's no commodity that I, Lord Sangomahabai, can't get! ($o$)]

[Sambo: Family! With such a great opportunity to make money, please take good care of your dear friend Sambo! (,,?ω?,,)]

[Captain: Goodness, Ah Xing's comment about the huge bounty has brought out so many money-grubbers. (°ー°〃)]

Xing smiled and took out a small card with Xing Qiong drawn on it: "I'll give you 500 Xing Qiong after it's done (=^▽^=)"

Saifeier felt that the stars given were a bit too few, and wondered if she could get some more, so she glared angrily at her:

"I'm not Sui Bian's cat, I'm so small, even a dog wouldn't... (＞皿＜)"

[Little Ika: Beep beep beep beep...]

[Sai Fei'er: Yeah, give me more! (=^▽^=)]

[Zhe: With the recent collaboration with the Holy Grail War, it's already pretty good that Xingjie can still give 500 Star Qiong as a bounty.]

[Ying: Yeah, the reindeer next door has a lower bounty. They fight for 500 million, but their bounty is only 50. ╮( oωo )╭]

Chopper: Damn it, you bastard! My power level has reached 1000! (╬◣д◢)

After careful consideration, Saifeier felt that even a mosquito bite was still meat, and adhering to the principle of not wasting anything, she decisively changed her mind and accepted the task:

"Fine! Even dogs wouldn't do it, but cats will! A fool wouldn't pass up a chance to make money! (*σ'?`)σ"

[Ling: Hahaha, the cat does what the dog won't do, the Saifei's "it's so good" law is confirmed (∩△∩)]

[Dolly: You're right. It's stupid not to make money when it's available. (*σ'?`)σ]

[Lan Meng: Why do I feel like someone stole my lines? (-_-)ゞ]

Sai Feier hid with Xing in the pavilion behind Feng Jin, waiting until she fell asleep before making her move:

"Little Violet is asleep, so you can watch, okay? (=^▽^= )?"

Saifei'er's hand stretched out like an infinitely elongated rubber band, then made a 90-degree vertical turn just above Feng Jin, taking the item from her arms and immediately returning to its original position.

"Here you go, I got it. (*^ω^*)"

[Ring: Sailor's arms can stretch that far, did she eat the Gum-Gum Fruit? (⊙o⊙)]

[Wang Luffy: Mine is now the Nika Fruit, and the rubber is the old version.]

[Sai Fei: No, I have Loki's mask, which is much better than any Devil Fruit, and it's not afraid of water either ╮(‵▽′)╭]

Xing's eyes gleamed as she looked at Saifei, thinking she had successfully stolen Little Ika back. But after seeing the red thing in Saifei's hand, Xing's eyes cleared considerably: "Ah? A tomato (O_O;)"

Saifeier played with the tomato in her hand and said happily, "It's not a tomato, it's a horse's head! (O▽O)"

[Paimon: Wasn't Sephiroth's mission to steal Ika? Why did she bring back tomatoes?]

[Ring: Little Paimon, that's easy, let me show you]

Tomato = Horse; Little Ika = Horse; Tomato = Little Ika

[Captain: Ring, you're a fucking genius (?_?；)]

[Tomato: This is the first time I've realized I can be a horse! ('-ι_-｀)]

Xing pulled out a baseball bat and angrily swatted a tomato away as Sai Feier tossed it into the air: "I didn't tell you to use puns! (╬◣д◢)"

Saifei watched the tomatoes fly away and felt it was a waste: "Don't throw them away! Tomato and egg stir-fry is delicious!"

[Aha: Hahaha, Little Gray is getting anxious, look how anxious she is (*σ'?`)σ]

[Azure Horn: Don't waste it! Scrambled eggs with tomatoes are really delicious (?o ? o?)]

[Ying: What kind of tomato is this? It didn't even break after being hit by Xing's baseball bat, it even flew away! (?? д ??)!!!]

[Captain: This tomato is not to be underestimated! (*σ'?`)σ]

Just then, the Fire Thief in the Dragonbone Ancient City picked up a jar and stood up, only to be hit hard by a tomato.

[Qiong: This kid is stealing jars again. No wonder he's a jar thief (*^ω^*)]

[Fire Thief: Feed me peanuts! I'm the Fire Thief, not the Jar Thief! (╬◣д◢)]

Saifeier was determined to finish quickly. She had Xing ride on her neck and then assumed a running posture:

"Stop joking. I'll take you closer to Feng Jin, you steal her horse, and then we'll run away. (*｀▽'*)"

Xing smiled and nodded to indicate that there was no problem, then took out Saifei's suck-up bottle:

"Don't worry, I've turned on auto-pickup. (>?<)"

[Sino: This design is quite unique. What do you think it should be called, or...?]

[March 7th: Neither is correct, because Sai Fei'er's speed is faster than sprinting, so calling her that is more appropriate]

Xin Qiji: No, it's like you two have that serious illness.

[Zhe: Huh? When did the automatic pickup of Beng Iron become available? How come I didn't know?]

[Captain: Is it possible that Ah Xing and the others have always had this ability? When did you see her collect materials? ╮( oωo )╭]

Feng Jin had just finished her afternoon nap when she opened her eyes to see two people rushing towards her. She was shocked and her eyes widened.

Chapter 253 Wind Violet: Little Ika will forgive you, but my Sky Spear won't (Second Update)

Even while carrying Xing on her back, Sai Fei'er was still very fast. Feng Jin had no time to dodge. Sai Fei'er rushed up with Xing, grabbed the items, and ran away.

During the escape, Xing touched Little Ika and felt something was off. She then realized she was holding a pair of ultra-thin white pants.

"Miss Feng Jin, we're taking your horse. Huh? What's this? (＞?＜)"

[Feng Jin: Family, does anyone understand? I woke up to find two guys stealing my stockings ('-ι_-｀)]

Kiana: Hoshino is amazing, how did she manage to take it off in an instant? (???)

[Ying: I can do that too! Just find a friend who wears stockings and practice diligently. Nothing special, just practice makes perfect! (`?')?]

[Ling: Is the thread down the middle of Feng Jin's stockings the same as the two shrimp lines on Master Yi Xuan's stockings? (,,?ω?,,)]

[Captain: Huh? The stockings on Yi Xuan's skin, do those two lines on the back have any special function?]

[Zhe: Those two lines... are for eating right out of the bag. (?????)]

Upon hearing Xing's words, Feng Jin slowly opened her eyes, looked down, and was shocked to find that her stockings were gone.

Xing looked at the item in her hand and scratched her head awkwardly: "The auto-lock target locked the wrong one (oωo ?)"

[Dream Seeker: Ah Xing, you really know how to grab things! And it's a fresh, original flavor (?????).]

[Ling: Sister Xing, don't pretend to be innocent. I'm sure you did it on purpose (；￢_￢)]

[Danheng: It's not taking the blame for this]

Sai Fei'er was also speechless, so she had no choice but to take Xing and launch another attack on Feng Jin.

After the two of them did it dozens of times in a row, Feng Jin's tears were all washed away.

[Ke Qing: How many times have I told you! I was cutting out the dregs, not beef offal! \(`Δ')／]

[Captain: That's fast! I can only see their afterimages now (⊙o⊙)]

[Zhe: These two are so despicable, Feng Jin even cried because she felt wronged ╮(‵▽′)╭]

After the impact subsided, Sai Fei'er glanced at the pair of small leather shoes in Xing's hand, still warm from Feng Jin's touch, and suppressed her anger as she asked her:

Was it intentional or accidental? (「▼皿▼)