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Xing readily admitted her mistake and gave Saifei a playful smile:

"It was an intentional accident. (?o ? o?)"

[Ying: These little leather shoes are still warm, and they're still 99% new, personally used by Feng Jin; Hagi Star, you really don't miss out on anything (,,?ω?,,)]

[Kazuma Sato: Hehehe~! Steal, steal everything, except for Ika, steal them all (?????)]

[Qiong: My older sister is a bit weird, but not to that extent (=ω=；)]

[Saifeier: After failing to catch Little Ika so many times, I'm sure this scoundrel is just faking it on me (o`~'o)]

Seeing that her plans A and B had both failed, Saifei decided to use plan C. She put on a light yellow denim collar and handed Xing a black and white mask.

"Alright, I still have the phantom thief's ultimate finishing move, but I need your cooperation. (⊙?⊙)"

[Zhe: These two outfits look familiar, they seem to be from Valkyrie Profile 5]

[Sora: That's right, Hoshi's mask should be Ren Amamiya's, and Seifei's scarf is Morgana's.]

Feng Jin felt a dark shadow flash past her eyes, and then a small red and black card appeared in her hand:

[Paimon: Why did they send out a notice in advance?]

[Kaito Kid: Isn't it standard practice for phantom thieves to send a notice before stealing something? (°ー°〃)]

[Phantom Thief Joker: And each phantom thief's announcement letter has its own unique characteristics ╮( oωo )╭]

[Lupin III: There are many phantom thieves who rarely give formal notice like I do, and most of the time they use phone calls and coded messages to announce their arrival.]

Just as Feng Jin finished reading the contents of the card, she looked up and saw Sai Fei'er and Xing, who had changed their equipment, suddenly appear in front of her.

Saifei: "Miss Feng Jin, who committed the crime of causing the Trail Blazers' card draw to sink the ship!"

Xing: "Your adorable little Ika"

Saifei & Xing: "We, the Phantom Thieves of the Planet, will accept them (⊙?⊙)"

After they finished reciting their lines, Sai Feier and Xing remained in the same position, while Feng Jin and Xiao Yi stared at them blankly. The three of them and the horse remained locked in a gazing-at-each-other position, none of them willing to speak.

[Captain: Pfft! ...These two give me the feeling of watching Team Rocket (*σ'?`)σ]

[Hugo: Sodium aluminate! (＾◇＾)]

[Aglaia (during the revival match): Sefaria, you little brat, smoking isn't allowed! Or I'll take away your fish treats for this month!]

[Hu Tao: Hahahaha, I feel embarrassed for them just watching. They're practically digging a three-bedroom apartment out of their feet (O▽O)σ]

Xing couldn't bear the awkward atmosphere any longer. She grabbed Saifei'er's clothes and started shaking her violently.

"How embarrassing, what are we doing!? (?д? )"

Even though Saifei'er was completely dazzled by the stars, she still managed to explain, "Calm down, calm down. Only in this way can we successfully steal her secret treasure (Little Ika)." (@_@)

[Hu Tao: Did that awkward entrance line help with stealing Little Ika at all? I didn't see it at all (-_-)ゞ]

[Sai Fei'er: This will distract Feng Jin and allow me to make my move while she's still in shock. But I didn't expect to be knocked unconscious by Hui Zi before I could even make a move (；￢_￢)]

[Aiyi: It's not the god-like opponents I fear, it's the pig-like teammates. ╮( oωo )╭]

[Ju Fufu: That's so true, both plans failed because of Hoshi's interference ('oι_o｀)]

[Star: Ahahaha, I didn't mean to ヾ('▽｀;)ゝ]

Hearing Saifei's words, Feng Jin seemed to understand something. She hugged Little Ika to her arms and looked at Xing with a smile: "Grey, do you want Little Ika to play with you? (＾◇＾)"

Xing released her grip on Sai Fei'er's clothes, flashed to Feng Jin's side, and nodded excitedly repeatedly:

"Oh yes, little Ika is so cute! (⊙?⊙)"

Feng Jin: "But Little Ika has another side to her, I wonder if you like it too?"

Xing: "I like it, of course I like it (=^▽^=)"

[Ying: Xing messed with Feng Jin so much before, Feng Jin will definitely get revenge, right? (?????)]

[Dream Seeker: Speaking of which, if we're talking about stealing stars, shouldn't we be stealing Violet instead of Little Ika? (-_-)ゞ]

[March 7th: I feel that Little Ika's other side is definitely not as simple as it seems (＠_＠) ]

Mei: There shouldn't be any major problems, right? It's not like Ika will turn into a muscular form like Paimon, that would be too terrifying (；￣д￣) ]

Seeing how much Xing liked Little Ika, Feng Jin just smiled slightly. In front of the three of them, Little Ika transformed into a muscular man three meters tall with a body full of muscles. With each step it took, the ground would tremble.

Xing and Saifeier were so terrified by the terrifying sight before them that they stood frozen in place.

After regaining her senses, Xing grabbed Sai Fei'er beside her and shook her violently, crying out:

"Save me, Saifei! This isn't Little Ika, it's Big Ivan! (?ω? )"

[Mavika: Holy crap, what happened to cute little Ika?! ∑(??д??lll)]

[Captain: Mei was right, she's turned into a muscular Ika, she looks terrifying! (ΩДΩ)]

[Pan Yinhu: How heavy is Little Ika after transforming? The entire land of Ohma trembles with every step she takes (?? д ??)!!!]

[Saifei: Grey, you'd better pray for yourself. This form of Ika is even more terrifying than the Jar Thief (≡Д≡；)]

After Xing swayed for a while, the Saifeier in her hand turned into a broken shield. Only then did she realize that the real Saifeier had already slipped away.

Seeing Xing's terrified expression, Feng Jin stopped pretending. She bent down, took out her weapon, and looked at Xing with a gloomy expression, laughing, "Little Ika will forgive you, but my Sky Spear won't (*^ω^*)"

Xing knew she couldn't escape, and cold sweat kept pouring from her forehead: "Can we make peace? (∩?∩)"

Feng Jin: "Are you kidding me right now?"

Xing: "Awooo—roar—roar—awooo—awooo—……! (ㄒoㄒ)"

[Star: Saifeier, you're so disloyal! How could you abandon your employer and run away! Come back and save her! ('-ι_-｀)]

[Sai Fei'er: There's no way to salvage this situation (；!＿!)]

[Venti: Are Sky weapons really that good? Even Onpharos is using them.]

[Captain: The Sky series of thermal weapons are the most useful ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Feng Jin: Physical therapy is also a form of treatment, so it's perfectly reasonable for me, as a doctor, to carry two machine guns with me ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ]

[Nicole: Xingdu has already been captured, and he's only now thinking of begging for mercy? How could Feng Jin possibly agree to that?]

"System: Everyone, you can start the lottery now."

[Feng Jin: Sky series Gatling gun... This thing is much better than the AK, its main attribute speed is 120 at max level!]

[Star: Feng Jin's little leather shoes (99% new, used by herself)... Wow, they're still warm! The smell is intoxicating... yum!]

[Sai Fei'er: Five hundred Star Jade... alright, it's better than nothing]

Chapter 254 Paimon: Life is tough, Qiuqiu sighs (First update)

"System: Today, let's take a look at a day in the life of a Primal Demon. No buying, no harm."

"Now, the pressure is on the Primal Demon."

(Source: 2022 Yuan Shen New Year's Gathering)

[Star: I'm not interested in the day of other original demons, I'm only curious about the day of the Hidden Mirror Lady (,,?ω?,,)]

[Zhe: You're so perverted! I love it! But I love studying the day in the life of the Lei Ying sorcerers even more. (?????)]

[Captain: Those monsters all seem to enjoy provoking travelers.]

[Ying: So they're either bullying newbies or getting beaten up by veterans every day.]

At 3:30 a.m., in a small rented room, the alarm clock rang. The mask said "New Hilichurl" (abbreviated as "New Hilichurl"). He got up and started brushing his teeth and washing his face, while also applying some smooth and moisturizing skin care products to his mask.

[Captain: Getting up at 3:30 is very thoughtful, considering the daily missions refresh at 4:00.]

[Ningguang: The runtime is 6 minutes and 48 seconds, is this a hint that we should aim for 648?]

[Rin: Shin-chan is wearing a mask, so how is he brushing his teeth? Where are his teeth?! ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Iris: Such a disciplined Hilichurl, just like Yoshikage Kira from Hilichurls]

[Star: The original demons all have their own homes, but the traveler only has a jar.]

[Ying: Although the Dust Song Pot is great, it still feels so heartbreaking (〒▽〒)]

After drying her hair with a hairdryer, Xiao Xinqiu opened her wardrobe, which was filled with identical animal skin skirts. She randomly picked one to change into, grabbed her big wooden stick, and was ready to go to work.

[SpongeBob: Just like my wardrobe, it's all work clothes (*σ'?`)σ]

[Rin: That iron baseball bat and the spiked mace were also pretty good, but he insisted on taking the most ordinary one. I'm so upset.]

[Qiong: He's definitely a high-quality male among Hilichurls]

[March 7th: All the Hilichurls are living in rented apartments now, will they have to squeeze onto the subway to get to work? (-_-)ゞ]

Mei: Possibly. Around 3:30 PM is probably still rush hour for commuters in the original world, and the roads will only get more congested.

Because of the pandemic, all the Hilichurls on the subway were wearing masks. To the left of Xiaoxin Hilichurl was a Wooden Shield Hilichurl Thug, and to the right was a Hilichurl Rock Helmet King. He was stuck in the middle and couldn't move the whole way.

[Gan Yu: Epidemic prevention and control is indeed very important. Even people from Qiuqiu know that they should wear masks in public places (*^ω^*)]

[Captain: Hahaha, the newspaper of the Hilichurl King is titled "A Newspaper" (￣▽￣)~*]

[Pera: That Hilichurl Rock Helm's mask is huge, it could easily be worn as pants for a new Hilichurl.]

Xiao Xinqiu needed to transfer from the subway to a bus, and finally got off at Dadaupa Valley Station. When he arrived at his workplace, he saw the Hilichurls who had arrived earlier repairing the watchtower that had been demolished the day before.

[Ying: I feel like every time I see these watchtowers, a voice in my ear will say, "Trigger Request: Danger of Climbing High" ╮( oωo )╭]

Kiana: I understand. The daily quests in Genshin Impact and Genshin Impact are completed collaboratively.

[Koleda: The Traveler demolishes every day, the Primal Demon rebuilds every day]

[Hilichuren: You think we want this? We worked so hard to build this watchtower, and some traveler just decides to tear it down. (Ｔ▽Ｔ)]

Xiao Xinqiu arrived at the time clock, swiped his fingerprint to clock in, and then officially started working.

He sat quietly beside the newly repaired watchtower, casually eating fresh sunset fruit, oblivious to the occasional explosions around him.

"Bouncy bombs! La la la! Da da da! We can blow them all up!"

[Zhe: Wow, that's impressive! In such a dangerous environment, you can still eat slowly and gracefully. (o Д o*)]

[Xiao Xinqiu: Sigh~, though I have no intention of vying for power, I know the suffering of the common people. (︶﹏︶)]