Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

[Captain: Zhongli, someone copied your lines!]

[Yae no Miko: If I remember correctly, our Yae-do seems to have some novels about Hilichurls and Sunset Fruits, something like "The Story of How I Became a Hilichurl and Could Get Stronger by Eating Sunset Fruits"]

[March 7th: Why is the book title so long, and why does it sound so familiar (o'ω'o)?]

After finishing a basket of sunset fruit, Xiao Xinqiu familiarly spread a blue mat on the ground, lay down on it, tucked a broken arrow under his armpit, and pretended to be dead, lying there until he got off work in the evening.

[Qingque: Not bad, they've already started to slack off (O▽O)]

[Yuzhen: Hahahaha, who lays out a carpet before pretending to be dead? You're so ceremonial (*σ'?`)σ]

Kiana: Little Shinichi's movements of laying out the carpet and sticking arrows are so practiced it's heartbreaking, hahaha...

[Luminous: From now on, let's just focus on destroying towers and try not to kill Hilichurls. After all, seeing towers and sentry towers really makes my hands itch to attack.]

After getting off work, it was quite late. He took the subway alone to an apartment building, sighed, and knocked on the door of apartment number 9527.

"Sigh! ('-ι_-｀)"

[Qingque: As expected, apart from that certain yellow sponge, everyone gets exhausted after a long day at work, and the original demon is no exception.]

[Paimon: Life's tough, Chuchu sighs ╮( oωo )╭]

[Captain: The address is 9527. Stephen Chow is quite popular among the original demons.]

[Zhe: Classic! 9527 is your lifelong code name!]

Upon opening the door, the simple decor came into view: small stools arranged in a circle around a square table, a banner hanging on the wall, and an ordinary water dispenser in the corner.

Narrator: "Original Demon Mutual Aid Association"

[Ambi: This renovation looks a bit like the villains' support group from Wreck-It Ralph ( ￣▽￣)σ]

[Silver Wolf: With the sweet voice-over narration, it gave me the feeling of watching BabyBus (?????)]

After all the original demons had arrived, Xiao Xinqiu, the first to arrive, began sharing his recent experiences. On the surface, Xiao Xinqiu appeared very calm:

(Knowing that everyone doesn't like reading in English, I won't write the English subtitles; I'll just write the more abstract translations.)

"You must think this kind of boring life will drive me crazy, right?"

"But in fact..."

[Caesar: Little Xinqiu was sighing and groaning at the door just now, but he calmed down as soon as he came in. He has a pretty good ability to adjust. (°ー°〃)]

Mei: I don't think it'll be that simple. There's bound to be a twist later. Shin-chan might be holding back a big surprise.

[Potio: Hahahaha, these English subtitles are absolutely brilliant! They've got me all excited and mesmerized (*｀▽'*)]

In fact, the thought of his tedious and boring job made him so angry that he flipped the table over.

"Yeah, right! What kind of twisted play is this?! (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴"

[Captain: If you can't do it, then don't do it. (Crow flips table JPG.)]

[Kaiya: Hahahaha, Shin-chan flipping the table has a familiar feel to it (￣▽￣)~*]

"Why do we have to guard a watchtower that's destined to be demolished every day? (╬◣д◢)"

[Ying: Maybe it's because Dawei was in a bad mood after being demoted by Bronya, and he couldn't stand seeing you guys idle, so he wanted to find you something to do (?????)]

[Dawei Qiu: No, I didn't! How could I possibly be that kind of person?]

[Hylocereus: Damn you, Dawei! Was it really necessary?!]

The table, which had been flipped over by Xiao Xinqiu, spun three times in mid-air before landing smoothly and perfectly catching the mooncake and disposable paper cup that had just flown into the air with it.

Chapter 255 Little Shin-chan: Hilichurls have their limits, I'm not going to be a Hilichurl anymore (Second Update)

After complaining about the useless watchtower, Xiao Xinqiu angrily took out a Sunset Fruit and then crushed it with a forceful slap:

"Why is it always sunset fruit?! (▼皿▼#)"

[Captain: It seems like Hilichurls are supposed to really hate eating fruit ╮( oωo )╭]

[Yae no Miko: I have some news for you, Hilichurls get stronger when they eat Sunset Berry (?????)]

[Paimon: Oh! Really?]

[Zhe: It's Sunset Fruit every day, probably because Sunset Fruit is everywhere and I hardly need to spend Mora.]

[March 7th: If you don't want to eat sunset fruit, you can substitute it with raspberries or carrots.]

[Iris: Wild boars respawn too slowly. If you want to eat meat, I can stew some older Hilichurls for you. It'll be high in protein.]

[Hilichush Shaman: Are you a devil?! ∑(??д??lll)]

Finally, Xiao Xinqiu took out a Primal Demon newspaper that was the same every day, grabbed both sides and pulled hard, and the newspaper tore directly in the middle:

"Why are the newspaper pages filled with articles like 'The Untold Secrets of the Raikou Warlock and Hilichurls' every day? (╬◣д◢)"

"You can't just say you wrote nothing!"

[Sparrow: Hiss~, a Lightning Bolt Caster and a Hilichurl! How exciting! (⊙o⊙)]

[Sangbo: Although Hilichurls aren't quite as outrageous as goblins, they're pretty much the same (,,?ω?,,)]

[Ying'er: Oh my~, I heard that all Hilichurls have long, straight black hair. I wonder if it's true? Are there any ladies who play Electro-Holy Cryo casters who can share their experiences? (￣y▽￣)~*]

[Thunderfire Caster: How could I possibly be interested in those smelly Hilichurls? I was only caught by the Hilichurl King once before, and I think the three brothers are not bad o(*////▽////*)q]

[Rin: Huh? Sis, you're so good at this! Don't you know about elemental reactions? (；OдO)]

After pouring out her heart, Xin Qiuqiu felt like she suddenly understood:

"I understand now, there are limits to the life of a Hilichurl! I'm not going to be a Hilichurl anymore!"

[Ring: What else can I do if I'm not a Hilichurl? I've never heard of Hilichurls being able to change jobs across species (-_-)ゞ]

[Luminous: Haven't some Hilichurls already turned into beautiful girls? Wouldn't it be wonderful if all Hilichurls turned into beautiful girls? (?﹃ ?)]

[Captain: Alternatively, Hilichurls and Abyssal Apostles were once the inhabitants of Kanria. If Hilichurls could evolve into Abyssal Apostles, their combat power would definitely increase significantly.]

[Danheng: Before it gets dark, you guys should go back and get some sleep (；￢_￢)]

While sighing, Xiao Xinqiu reached out and grabbed the mask on his face, took it off without hesitation, and threw it hard to the ground. The mask bounced up again after hitting the ground, and flew towards Daweiqiu at an even faster speed.

The sharp point on the mask pierced through Daweiqiu's mask before it was finally secured. Perhaps the mask had pierced too deeply, because blood kept gushing from the wound on Daweiqiu's head, like a high-pressure water gun.

[Orange Fufu: Are Hilichurl masks really that good quality? They even bounce when you throw them on the ground!]

[Star: Wow, that was amazing! It pierced through Daweiqiu's mask without any resistance! (???)]

Wendy: Maybe Little Hill's mask is so durable because of daily maintenance.

[Dream Seeker: Holy crap, such heavy bleeding! It must have hit a major artery! (@@!!)]

[Paimon: Why is the blood of the Great Hill black?]

[Kaeya: Because capitalists are all black-hearted, it's perfectly reasonable that Dawei Churn, as a capitalist among the Hilichurls, has black blood (￣▽￣)~*]

After throwing the mask in a fit of rage, Xiao Xinqiu sat back down in his seat with a relaxed expression and remarked:

"Ah, that feels so much better. (°▽°)?"

The grass slime and the Hilichurl thug sitting next to him were trembling with fear from his terrifying appearance just now.

[Ju Fufu: Sure enough, as long as I swear, I feel clean inside and relaxed (O▽O)σ]

[Hu Tao: It's quite normal for a Grass-type Slime to be afraid of a Shin-chan Chulich, but for a Chulich thug to be afraid of a Shin-chan Chulich is a bit too weak (=ω=；)]

[Hillbilly Thug: What are you talking about? I'm not afraid of him at all. I was just pretending to be scared to save face for him (#`n')]

Daweiqiu's recovery ability is quite strong. Although the mask stuck to his head hasn't been removed, the bleeding has basically stopped, with only some light blue blood remaining on the mask.

"Thank you for sharing, Xiaoxinqiu. The purpose of our Original Demon Mutual Aid Association is to share and encourage each other, and then to firmly walk on the path of monster hunting."

However, I still hope everyone can control their emotions. (Silly chicken voice)

Paimon: Kaeya, why is Daweiqiu's health bar blue again? (-_-)ゞ

[Kaiya: I don't know, maybe he ate too much mint ╮( oωo )╭]

Kiana: Am I just imagining things? The more I listen to Dawei Qiu's words, the more it sounds like he's manipulating other original demons (°ー°〃) ]

After Daweiqiu finished speaking, a member of the Fatui sect, the Fire Debt Settler, eagerly raised his hand:

"I...I have something to say. My name is A-Wu, hehe, it's like this..."

"I have a very charming female partner, and every day we stand on the most beautiful cliff on Narukami Island to watch the sunrise and sunset. /(//o/ω/o//)/"

"Although the game didn't provide any dialogue, I'm very satisfied with having a beautiful woman by my side, hehehe! o(*////▽////*)q"

[Zhu Yuan: I'd like to ask, how do you see the sunrise and sunset from the same direction?]

[Star: So you two are the Inazuma cheating couple from the daily quests (?????)]

[Ying: Hehehehehe, I just love using Qin's Wind Slash Sword to send you all flying down the mountain, killing you once a day. (,,?ω?,,)]

[A-Wu: Waaaaah, you guys are bullying me, it's really too much (ㄒoㄒ)]

Seeing Ah Wu's face beaming with happiness, the treasure-hunting gang pointed at him and grinned mischievously:

"Wow, I'm so envious of you, bro! (,,?ω?,,)"

[Funinga: Hahaha~, such a concise and clear translation ╮(*^ω^*)╭]

Ah Wu pressed two fingers against his forehead, appearing deep in thought:

"It's actually quite nice to be monotonous; we should actively discover the beauty in the lives of wild creatures."

The treasure-hunting gang thought Ah Wu's words made a lot of sense and nodded repeatedly, "Mhm."

[Dartaria: Whose subordinate is this? He's quite philosophical.]

[Danheng: Those from Inazuma's side are probably remnants of stragglers or women.]

Even Ah Wu couldn't stand what he was saying anymore, and imitating Xiao Xinqiu's earlier reaction, he angrily flipped the table:

Do you think I would say that?

┴─┴︵╰（‵□′╰）”

The treasure-hunting team was baffled by Ah Wu's actions, staring at him blankly: "Huh?"

[Billy: Hehehe, I knew there would be a twist (,,?ω?,,)]