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[Table: This is toxic! Here we go again! I'm so dizzy, have you thought about how the table feels?! (*?ロ?)!!]

[Ying: What a mess! I even made the table talk! ╮( oωo )╭]

Chapter 256 Star: Congratulations, Ah Wu, on starting the main quest: Reclaim the Hidden Mirror Lady (First Update)

Ah Wu's expression twisted with rage as he thought of the travelers' despicable behavior:

"What a load of rubbish! These travelers are just green with envy! (╬◣д◢)"

[Ying: Wow, this kid's pretty brave. He's been taught a lesson like that, and he still dares to criticize us (,,?ω?,,)]

[A-Wu: Just kidding, I'm super brave, okay? How could I be afraid of those travelers? ┑(￣Д ￣)┍]

[Rin: Since that's the case, I haven't done my daily quests yet. I'll open Genshin Impact now, teleport to Inazuma and beat you up. (?????)]

Ah Wu: "Whether they've passed by, flown by, or come to visit someone else's world, they all have to deliberately harass us! I don't have an exclamation mark above my head, they're doing it on purpose!"

"They'll send us flying with a gust of wind every now and then!"

"I feel so much malice every day! (▼皿▼#)"

[Paimon: We only attacked you because we were short on materials for the Bow and Arrow. It's all your fault. After all, the drop rate for your Agent Sacrifice Blade is really terrible, it's dropped way too low.]

[A-Wu: How come it's my fault now? (＠_＠;) ]

[Captain: Besides, all your other colleagues have been taken out, leaving you alone to watch the girls isn't fair to them. I might as well go all the way and send you to reunite with them ╮( oωo )╭]

[Qiong: Ah Wu, even though you don't have an exclamation mark above your head, you do have a health bar (,,?ω?,,)]

[Nicole: Was I interrupting your sweet talk by picking sweet flowers behind you? You'd chase me for ten blocks and kill me, you deserve to get beaten up (；￢_￢)]

After complaining about the traveler, Ah Wu, upon thinking of the Lady of the Hidden Mirror, reverted to his initial love-struck mind, constantly generating little hearts in all directions:

Even so, I'm still very happy because I know that no matter what, we'll always be together, hehehe (,,?ω?,,)

Kiana: Brother Wu, I suggest you go and take a look inside the secret realm of Water Moon Pool.

[Yae no Miko: The Lady of the Hidden Mirror and the Treasure-Hunting Gang are enjoying the scenery together. (?????)]

[Nekota: In some secret realm, there seems to be a cheating Raikou sorceress, meow!]

[A-Wu: I don't believe it. After spending so much time together, I can feel that she definitely likes me (?ω? )]

[Hidden Mirror Lady: Are you sick in the head? Who likes you? Don't talk nonsense (￢_￢)]

The treasure-hunting group and the Wild Abyssmen sitting next to Ah Wu were startled by his rapid change of expression, and their bodies trembled uncontrollably.

While Ah Wu was having a fit of madness, the table that he had overturned landed smoothly again and caught everything.

[Dream Seeker: It's tough for them to have an elite monster with a bit of a screw loose sitting between two regular monsters.]

[Black Tower: It was thrown into the air twice but landed smoothly each time, catching everything in its path. This table is quite interesting.]

After regaining their senses, the treasure-hunting group remembered something about the Lady Hidden in the Mirror and said to Ah Wu:

"Hey, but she seemed to say that seeing you annoys her, so she didn't come today."

A-Wu: "Hey! ∑(￣□￣;)"

[Funinga: Something's not right. Even Ah Wu doesn't know why the Hidden Mirror Lady didn't come, but the Treasure Thieves do. It seems like the two of them are definitely in the Water Moon Pool Secret Realm. (?O?O?)]

[A-Wu: No! The Lady of Hidden Mirrors!]

[Star: Congratulations, Ah Wu, you've started the main quest to retrieve the Lady of the Hidden Mirror (,,?ω?,,)]

By the time Ah Wu finished speaking, Dawei Qiu had already treated his wounds and removed the mask from his head.

"Yes, Ah Wu's sharing was very meaningful and demonstrated the mutual aid association's mission."

"It moved us and also shaped... I mean shaped us, and helped us understand applause."

After Dawei Qiu finished summarizing A Wu's story, all the original demons joined him in giving a warm round of applause.

Zhe: Hahaha, you're quite good at self-improvement (*｀▽'*)

[Lisa: Although Ah Wu's story is indeed quite touching, it just sounds like he was in unrequited love. ╮( oωo )╭]

As Nobushige listened to everyone's discussion, a strange idea suddenly popped into his head. He prepared to share it with A-Wu, who was frozen in place, and while speaking, he shyly picked at his fingers:

"But buddy, have you ever thought about this?"

"If you were a traveler, you might not only be able to talk to her, but you might even get an invitation quest. Hahaha...o(*////▽////*)q"

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: Now that you mention it, I remember there's a quest related to a Raiden Mage in the Lava Abyss]

[Ying: Jing-jie's invitation to a mission sounds pretty good, hehehehe... (?﹃ ?)]

[Ring: Inviting someone to a mission is, in a sense, a date. Shopping, watching a movie, a candlelight dinner, and finally a couple's suite, hehehehe... (,,?ω?,,)]

[March 7th: As expected of you guys, the same thought process (；￣д￣)]

After Nobushige expressed his idea, he not only failed to gain everyone's support, but also almost scared Shin-kyu and the treasure-hunting group crazy.

As if he had overheard a terrifying secret, Xiao Xinqiu frantically stretched out his hands, trying to cover his ears:

"That's terrifying! He's opened everyone's eyes. This violates the first rule of the jungle monster principle! (ΩДΩ)"

[Xiao Xinqiu: This Wild Abomination's ideas are truly outrageous! Quickly expel him from his original demonic status! Σ(OдO|||)ノノ]

[March 7th: Is it really necessary to get so worked up? It doesn't sound like there's anything wrong with it (；?_?)]

[Captain: March, if you convert it to a level of terror you can understand...]

It's like someone threatening you with their treasured camera to drink a whole case of super-rich soy milk; if you spill a single drop, they'll delete a photo of you (?????)

[Ju Fufu: For March 7th, who loves taking photos, this is really terrifying, and the super rich soda soy juice sounds scary ('-﹏-`；)]

Like Xiao Xinqiu, the treasure thieves covered their ears tightly with their hands, their expressions terrified:

"Take that back immediately, it was too damaging! I'm already imagining what would happen next! (OO!!)"

Theresa: Your imagination is pretty good, you've already pictured it so quickly (?????)

[Ying: With your abilities, why bother with a treasure-hunting group? Go write novels at Yaedo and be an employee, wouldn't that be great? (￢_￢)]

Seeing that Xiao Xinqiu and the treasure-hunting gang were becoming increasingly outrageous, Daweiqiu walked over to Yefuzhong's seat and gave him a pep talk:

"Brother Dumb Ghost, your statement is very dangerous. Let me emphasize again that the purpose of our sharing session is to encourage each other, not to advocate unrealistic fantasies. We cannot be compared with travelers."

[Ying: My charm is so great, even the wild monsters are secretly in love with me, and they're keeping it a secret from me? (=^▽^=)?]

[Star: Sister Ying, I just wanted to be a traveler in your place, not that I have a crush on you (；￢_￢)]

[Ling: Ying-jie, with your reading comprehension skills, tell me, which teacher did you learn them from? (；?_? )]

[Dream Seeker: Most likely a PE teacher (,,?ω?,,)]

Chapter 257 In Mondstadt at that time, Diluc set fire to the forest and Klee burned the mountain on the cliff (Second Update)

Hearing Dawei Chunchv say that their Primalfiends were no match for the Traveler, the Thunder Arrow Hilichurl felt very unconvinced:

"Tch, don't boost others' morale while diminishing your own."

[Jean: Kaeya, the monsters these days are too arrogant. You've got some free time lately, why don't you take some people and clear them out? (→_→)]

[Thunder Arrow Hilichurl: Don't come any closer! That's what the Hilichurls on the snowy mountain said. We never said that. (；OдO)]

【Star: They're not dead, they're not dead, they're all Thunder Arrow Hilichurls, we can just wipe them out together (*σ'?`)σ】

He crossed his arms and began to reminisce about the past. When he got emotional, he clenched his right fist, raised his thumb, and pointed downwards with obvious disdain.

"A mere traveler, back in the day, in Mondstadt."

"Diluc sets fires in the forest, and Klee burns the mountain on the cliff."

"If I overload them, they'll obediently eat fried eggs. (*σ'?`)σ"

[Tian Tiezui: Seriously, is the storytelling industry this cutthroat these days? Even a Hilichurl is stealing my job, and he even knows how to adapt stories ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Klee: Klee hasn't been blasting fish or setting fire to mountains lately, Jean, please don't put Klee in solitary confinement, okay? ( ?o ﹏ o? )]

[Sora: Sigh, I got Keqing when I was pulling for Klee]

[Captain: LOL, when I was a newbie in Genshin Impact, I was already a max-level captain. A mere Hilichurl wants to feed me a fried egg? No way ┑(￣Д ￣)┍]

[Ring: Oh right, you don't eat fried eggs because you eat grilled pork chops. (￢_￢)]

The Ice Arrow Hilichurl clenched his left fist, pointed his thumb downwards, and spoke with the same arrogant tone:

"Yes, yes, they also like to use Barbara milk."

"One ice arrow from me and they're all kneeling down doing popping! (O▽O)σ"

[Billy: Hahaha, you did a popping yourself, huh? (O▽O)σ]

【Himeko Murata: This Hilichurl is quite abstract, saying the most cowardly things in the most arrogant tone. ╮( oωo )╭】

[Luminous: Although I used to be easily ambushed by these two, since I got Zhongli, I'm no longer afraid of any sneak attacks on Teyvat, and I can even walk sideways (=^▽^=)]

The two Hilichurls looked at each other and began to laugh triumphantly, but their smiles gradually faded as they thought of their current miserable state.

"Hehehehehe~……(?_?)"

[Hanabi: Laugh! Why aren't you all laughing? Are you just naturally averse to laughing? (?????)]

[Paimon: Who told you to bully me and Luminosity before? You deserved it! (=^▽^=)?]

They silently stretched out their hands, grabbed the edge of the table, and yanked it up forcefully, roaring excitedly:

"...Give us back our good days! (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴"

[Table: This is the third time! Is this never going to end?! Can't you just flip something else, you jerk! (╬◣д◢)]

[Table: Everyone, please turn on your microphones and communicate. (??◣ω◢)??]

[Ring: Holy crap, the table's come to life! No wonder you land so smoothly every time! ∑(??д??lll)]

While the table was spinning and bouncing in the air, the two of them started complaining, one after the other:

"They're all decked out in life-saving relics, you can't even scratch them. ヽ(#`Д')ノ"

"Yeah, they're always maxing out their defenses, why would they need to be rock solid!"

[Zhe: You dare curse me again! You fucking curse me again! (Red and warm JPG.)]