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[Star: Damn it, I feel like these two Hilichurls are mocking me, all they're spawning are lives. (?o皿o)?=3=3]

[Kong: You're the one with maxed-out defense? Your whole family has maxed-out defense! (「▼皿▼)]

[Captain: I've had enough! I'm logging in right now and going to beat them up! You Hilichurls, prepare to be struck by lightning! (f***ing ***)]

Finally, the two Hilichurls uttered a complaint in unison, and then began to hug each other and cry:

"I don't even have the will to fight when I see travelers anymore! ...Ugh...(?ω? )"

[Luminous: If you still have the desire to fight, I'm going to Dragonspine Mountain right now to stream myself tearing a Hilichurl apart! Remember to follow me! (σ;*Д*)σ!]

[Ling: I'm a little girl who's following you, and I don't have much money on me, so I can only give you a like as a good start (*σ'?`)σ]

[Star: Sister Ying, I want to get this for free! (,,?ω?,,)]

Seeing the two brothers crying so miserably, Dawei Qiu quickly offered words of comfort:

"No, no, please don't say that. Our original demon lineup has recently introduced a heavyweight newcomer."

[Skip: When did Genshin Impact get a heavyweight newcomer?]

[Qiong: I haven't heard of any awesome monsters appearing recently (-_-)ゞ]

[Captain: It might be an old monster, after all, none of the monsters from Nata, Fontaine, and Sumeru participated in this round of the Original Demon Mutual Aid Association.]

After the two stopped crying, Dawei Qiu pointed to the bleeding dog beside him and introduced it to them:

"For example, this guy is tough and ruthless, with agile movements, and can break through shields, saving us a lot of face."

Bleeding Dog thought Daweiqiu wanted to shake hands with him, so after placing his paw on Daweiqiu's hand, he started panting and sticking out his tongue.

[Dream Seeker: So the heavyweight is the Bleeding Dog, huh? That makes no surprise (⊙o⊙)]

[Goro: Aside from those unethical fools in the Fools' Clan, these kinds of people are the most disgusting. (。ì _ í。)]

Billy: You bet! It keeps taking damage whenever I get hit, it's so annoying ('-ι_-｀)

Just as Dawei Qiu was feeling smug, he felt someone poking his shoulder. Puzzled, he turned around and saw a Qiuqiu thug handing him a phone. Upon closer inspection, Dawei Qiu realized it was a video of Bloodhound's battle:

"What's wrong? Hmm?"

In the video, a smart-looking Xiaogong runs ahead, with Bleeding Dog chasing behind. A box suddenly appears in the road, which Xiaogong easily leaps over, but Bleeding Dog gets stuck, only able to frantically paw at the ground without being able to get through. Taking advantage of this moment, Xiaogong unleashes a barrage of attacks, and Bleeding Dog's mournful howls can be heard on the screen.

"Awoo~ Awoo~..."

[Qingque: Hahahaha... After this video came out, the Bloodhound's hard-earned face in the jungle was completely ruined (*σ'?`)σ]

[Ayaka Kamisato: Pfft~, Yoomiya's eyes look so full of wisdom (￣y▽￣)~* (covers mouth and giggles JPG.)]

Kiana: I didn't expect this, another victim of the Delicious virus.

[Billy: So that's how it's solved! You really are always learning! (∩△∩)]

[Bernice: This bleeding dog's screams when it was being beaten were so mesmerizing (￣▽￣)σ]

Before he even finished watching the video, Dawei Qiu had already guessed the final outcome, and he slapped himself in embarrassment.

While Daweiqiu wasn't paying attention, Bloodstained Dog had already walked to the only water dispenser in the room, lifted its hind legs and started to dispense water.

Chapter 258 King Ruoduo: Tch, young, extremely poor at handling pressure (First update)

Coming to his senses, Dawei Qiu looked up and saw the empty seat next to Frost Flower, and asked in confusion:

"Hmm? Where's your eldest son, Ice Tree?"

Frost Flower frowned and looked at Dawei Qiu, explaining, "The boss is seriously injured and hospitalized ( ?o ﹏ o? )

[Star: Who was it that attacked so recklessly? They've even landed him in the hospital (￢_￢)]

[Ying: It's a pity we can't do anything at the hospital, we can only wait until he comes out ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

[Zhe: Sigh~, he's gone, who am I supposed to test new team compositions with now (???‵‵)]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: Seriously, I only have 1900 Frost Cores in my inventory, I haven't even reached the limit yet, can't I wait until I finish farming them before going to the hospital?]

Dawei Qiu was completely bewildered; no one had told him about this before: "What's going on? (◎-◎；)"

Frost-Covered Flower recalled the situation and tears welled up in her eyes. She instinctively used her leaves to support her garlic bulb.

"It was a scorching hot afternoon. My brothers and I were planting garlic in the field when suddenly two purple-haired men and two white-haired men rushed into the boss's house, cursing and swearing."

[Hu Tao: The "Pyramid Flower" does look quite like a garlic clove, but I don't know if it's edible.]

[Xiangling: I'll try out every kind of trick flower; maybe I can even develop a new dish (???)]

[March 7: Teyvat nuke team, look at this lineup, they're trying to one-shot everyone ( ￣▽￣)σ]

[Grace: Uh, since all four of them went in, the Frozen Tree must have passed away peacefully (＠_＠;) ]

[Coralli: How could I not be peaceful? One combo and the Cryo Tree was gone before it could even react ╮( oωo )╭]

Although Dawei Qiu had already guessed what those people were going to do, he didn't understand why they were cursing and swearing:

"What did they say?"

The Frost Liar stretched out its leaves and pressed the red button on the tape recorder:

“I recorded it, listen to it.”

[Zhe: They didn't even use the charging garlic by the door, so it seems they fully charged it before they went.]

[Danheng: That Frost Flower was lucky to escape unscathed (∩△∩)]

[Ying: Hahaha, this is the daily life of Ice Tree as a damage calculator (*σ'?`)σ]

[Captain: No need, those Frost Trees over there are completely dead.]

[Qiong: With that last strike from the Thunder General, it would be more than enough to cut down four or five Cryo Trees.]

[Cryoshka: Daweiqiu, the frequency of damage testing is too high. I'm applying for workers' compensation and paid leave (?ω? )]

When the recording started playing, the other Primal Demons only felt a little cold, but the Blazing Tree was different. His body trembled uncontrollably, which startled even the Frost Flower.

The Ice Arrow Hilichurl sensed that something was wrong with the Pyro Registeel and asked with concern, "Hey, old tree, what's wrong with you? (╥﹏╥)＼(^-^ )"

Seeing the Blazing Tree in this state, and combining it with the recording from earlier, Xiao Xinqiu roughly understood: "I get it, city people call this PTSD."

[Pan Yinhu: It seems the Blazing Tree was hit pretty hard. Just hearing the sound made it cling to itself with its vines in fear ('-﹏-`；)]

[Bai Lu: You're right, the Blazing Tree has developed post-traumatic stress disorder ╮( oωo )╭]

[Pyro Regisvine: Waaaaaah... If you want to test the damage, go fight Cryo Regisvine and Electrify Regisvine! I'll show you the way, don't attack me! (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)]

[Captain: It's not that we don't want to, but that guy, Lightning Tree, has a lightning shield, and both Lightning General and Kujo Sara are lightning elementals, so we can't use our abilities.]

[Luminous: Besides, you and Cryo Regisvine are recognized as damage testing grounds, so of course we'll choose you first.]

You'll get used to it. It won't kill you; it'll only make you stronger. Keep it up, you can do it! (*σ'?`)σ】

King Ruoduo, holding a pipe in one hand and resting the other on his knee, lamented that the new recruits these days were getting worse and worse.

"Tch, young, terrible stress tolerance. Ah, back in the day... (ΩДΩ)"

He looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and just as he was about to reminisce about the past, he froze, because he felt the wig slip off his head.

Theresa: The Dragon King Rota is still pretty strong, but it's especially easy to get wiped out by him in casual matches (???‵‵)

[Ying: It's best to fight him one-on-one, then it'll be a breeze (￣▽￣)σ]

[Star: I feel like Ruo Tuo isn't very strong. My second-star Lei Jun can ignore 60% of his physical defense (,,?ω?,,)]

[Ling: Hahahaha, that's hilarious! You guys went too far! You've even stolen the Dragon King's Crown! My condolences to the Dragon King Ruotu!]

[Sino: It just happened so suddenly ╮( oωo )╭]

[March 7th: I thought the Uncrowned Dragon King would be cool, why is he like this! It's so cringeworthy! (?ω? )]

The other primal demons were dumbfounded when they saw the shiny bald head of the Dragon King Ruotu, and the room was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

It wasn't until the wig fell to the ground with a crisp sound that everyone was brought back to reality. Seeing the tragic state of King Nagarjuna once more, everyone burst into tears.

"Our lives are so miserable!"

"Waaaaah... I never want to be a monster again! (╥_╥)"

[Funinga: Pfft, hahaha... Hearing the sound of the wig hitting that stainless steel basin on the ground really made me feel a bit like I'm in Bengbu (￣▽￣)~*]

[Star: Sigh~, I knew it! An adult's breakdown often happens in just a moment.]

Brother Tuo—you shouldn't look up next time, or your crown will fall. ( ￣▽￣)σ】

Kiana: Brother Tuo-zi! You may have gone bald, but you've also become stronger. It's time for your revenge! (?????)

Dawei Qiu cried along with the original demons for a while. After wiping away his tears with a handkerchief, he stood up excitedly:

"I refuse to believe it. Teyvat is so vast, I refuse to believe that none of you here can find a monster capable of standing up to a god?"

[Captain: There will always be beings on Earth who dare to face the weight of the heavens.]

[Kageroumaru: With me here, everyone is safe!]

[Ying: So it was you, you freeloader! You just stay in the Dust Song Pot all day eating and eating, and you never come out to help! (￢_￢)]

[Sambo: When we were doing the main storyline, Thor was our enemy, so she should be considered half a Primal Demon, right?]

After Dawei Qiu finished speaking, all the lights in the room suddenly went out, and a dazzling golden light shone on Rei Slime, making his smile look particularly lewd:

"Hehehehehehe... (???)"

[Rei Slime: The mere Thunder God is nothing but a pushover; even if he attacks me, he'll only get a series of immunity effects.]

[Floating Spirit: Pfft, just gods, none of them are even worth fighting, we all have elemental immunity ╮(￣⊿￣)╭]

[Thunder Movie: You're all so arrogant, huh! I've put on my physical armor, let's have a good fight. If I can't kill you, you can be Thor. (￢_￢)]

[Aha: Hehehe, the mighty Thor is actually looked down upon by a monster, this is hilarious (?????)]

After everyone noticed Rei Slime, they froze for a few seconds, then cried even harder.

Xiao Xinqiu couldn't bear to see everyone so dejected, so he raised his hand to signal everyone to quiet down and listen to him first:

"Everyone, as Dawei Qiu said before, the purpose of our sharing session is to encourage each other, not to play the victim."

Chapter 259 Pella: The Dragon King Rota and the Exploding Flame Tree, it doesn't seem like they're incompatible (Second Update)