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Xing walked over to Tibo, ate what Tibo was holding, and then started vomiting, tears streaming down her face.

"Yue, so local specialties really are 'rustic' after all (?ω? )"

[Ying: Hahahaha, how can Onpharos local red soil not be considered a local specialty? (,,?ω?,,)]

[Captain: This time, Xing is really getting to eat some local specialties!]

[Danheng: Although this stuff doesn't taste good, it can restore one-fifth of your health.]

[Zhe: As long as the effect is good enough, a slightly poor taste is acceptable]

Dan Heng glanced at Xing's miserable state, then raised an eyebrow at Ti Bao, asking curiously:

"Is there a place where we can quickly build rapport with the locals? (oωo ?)"

After hearing Danheng's request, Tibao ignored the word "friendship" and directly led them there: "I guess you want to go—the hot tub, it's full of acquaintances. (,,?ω?,,)"

Dan Heng stared speechlessly at the three little red figures floating in the pool: "Uh... (→_→)"

[Sambo: You know what, Teacher Tibo really doesn't mince words. The hot tub was full of familiar faces (*σ'?`)σ]

Kiana: Those three people in the hot bath are as red as shrimp, they must be cooked through (；￣д￣)

[Floating Waves and Pomelo Leaves: More than that, judging from their crossed-out eyes and the boiled blood at the corners of their mouths, they've probably been gone for quite a while ╮( oωo )╭]

[Furina: I'm a little curious, if we put Navelette, the Water Dragon King, into a hot bath, would he be able to handle it? ('⊙ω⊙`)]

After Teacher Tibo's unconventional introduction, Xing's curiosity was successfully ignited:

"Teacher, teacher, what you've said is all too common. Does Onpharos have anything new and interesting? (⊙?⊙)"

Unsurprisingly, Tibo didn't take them shopping; instead, she went straight to Wan Di and his two companions.

“Some friends, yes! Onpharos also has the famous Golden Descendant, who possesses an immortal body, the Butterfly who controls the power of death, and the White Calamity who wields the power of loveliness.”

[Ying: The Butterfly of Death who controls death and the Immortal Enemy of Ten Thousand, I roughly know what's going to happen (?????)]

[Captain: With Hagi's peculiar thought process, she'll definitely exploit a bug]

[Bai E: But Wan Di's ability isn't immortality, is it? Every time, he just swims upstream from the River Styx to fight his way back. This bug shouldn't be able to be exploited, right? (o'ω'o)]

[Ring: I don't know, it depends on how Onpharos's mechanism determines it ╮( oωo )╭]

After listening to Tibo's introduction, Xing realized a plot hole, and she said it to Xia Die:

"What would happen if you attacked his immortality with your death power? (?????)"

Wan Di looked at Xia Die provocatively, using a goading tactic: "Do you dare to have a match?"

Xia Die smiled and extended her right hand to Wan Di: "Happy to play along, hehe!!"

Wan Di, not to be outdone, touched it with his left hand: "Hey!!!"

[Estella: Using death to fight immortality, isn't that just a contradiction?]

[The Fools - Captain (on vacation after filming wrapped): No need to try, kids! I've already tried it for you!]

[Captain: In this competition, Wan Di will definitely die many times (；?_?)]

[Wan Di: You despicable legendary thief, you were the one who signed Xia Die up for the previous "Ohmah Arm Wrestling Competition," weren't you! (。ì _ í。)]

[Bai E: How many people would dare to participate in that arm-wrestling competition? It's a guaranteed death sentence! (；￢_￢)]

After Wan Die and Xia Die made contact, their hands flashed a few times, and then Onpharos went black.

Narrator: Onfaros (End)

Xing stared blankly at the suddenly appearing end credits: "Wait, buddy? I just opened a new page! (⊙_⊙)"

[Empty: Oh no, the Great Dao has been destroyed! ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Ai: This is... the Onpharos program crashed? (⊙o⊙)]

[Passerby A: Seriously, buddy? I finally got into the game through cloud gaming, and now the map is gone ('⊙ω⊙`)]

System: Let me check, there are two winners in this lottery! ヾ(^▽^*)))

[Xia Die: iPhone 10S (Soul Ferry)... This is the first time I've seen a communication slab with ten screens. At least it doesn't need charging.]

Tibo: A box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans (Harry Potter)... I wonder if they taste good.

"System: Everyone has finished drawing, now the excitement continues (*σ'?`)σ"

Xing: "Aglaia, can I see your sewing skills? (⊙o⊙)"

Bai'er: "Don't ask Aglaia to make your clothes, it will bring misfortune! (。ì _ í。)"

Xing: "Why?"

Baier: "As everyone knows, Aglaia is the most famous dressmaker in Ohma; she can weave the most magnificent garments with gold thread. (O`Д'O)"

[Captain: Tsk, making clothes can bring bad luck? That's obviously feudal superstition (；￢_￢)]

[Paimon: The most gorgeous clothes ever! Could it be that the clothes were finished, but those people couldn't afford them, which is why they're so unfortunate (o'ω'o)?]

[March 7th: That's possible, but my sixth sense tells me there might be a knife here.]

Zhe: I didn't realize that (-_-)ゞ

Aglaia: "Many people ask me to embellish their clothes with gold thread."

Xing: "This is normal, why would it become unfortunate?"

Bai'er: "Because everyone who comes to Aglaia to have clothes made says—'Ya's Clothes Craftsman, I make fabric inlaid with silk!' (?ω? )"

Xing: "Damn it! That Honkai blade is still chasing me! ∑(??д??lll)"

[Silver Wolf: Keyword Extraction -- Aglaia, tailor, inlay, gold thread; Bouchou, brothers run, there's a knife (ΩДΩ)!]

[Captain: Chao, zero-frame start is impossible to block! (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)]

[Ying: Sigh, I've gotten used to being attacked by knives so much, I'm used to it now ('-ι_-｀)]

While traveling on the Immortal Ship, Haji Star encountered Moze's fried chicken stand and decided to patronize his business. Just as he reached the stand, Moze asked:

"Hello, what would you like to do for me? ヾ(^▽^*)))"

Xing held up one finger towards Moze, indicating she only wanted one bottle: "I'll have a bottle of Kenloda! (⊙__⊙)"

Mozawa thought he was being asked to drink it, so he immediately demonstrated to Hoshi that he ate a whole bottle of soda in three gulps, bottle and all.

"Okay! Gulp~ gulp~ gulp~, all finished!"

[Star: Is it just my imagination? Why does it feel like Makizawa deliberately mocked me after finishing the drink I ordered? I suddenly really want to punch him (；!д!)]

[Cetrali: I feel like this Maekawa is just like my grandson, Orloren (︶︿︶)]

Theresa: They're both bots (；?_?)

Xing angrily pointed at Mo Ze and retorted, but then, thinking that he was an acquaintance and shouldn't be too rude, she simply continued ordering:

"I didn't mean for you to drink! Never mind, waiter, give me one..."

Chapter 269 Star: I'm bisexual! Murder! (First Update)

Before Ah Xing could finish speaking, Mo Ze brought out a small iron pot with the bottom still burning and placed it on the table:

"The waiter you requested! (???)"

Inside the pot was a plump snowy owl with a bread dough on its head, its left wing holding a scallion, and its right wing wiping away the sweat that kept pouring down its body.

[Xiangling: Wow, what a fat bird! It looks delicious (?﹃ ?)]

[Sambo: Yo! Isn't this our old friend Jimi? It's only been a few days since we last met, how come he's already been cooked? (,,?ω?,,)]

[Zhe: Is it just my imagination? Why does Jimi look so handsome? o(*////▽////*)q]

[A-Quan: Something's not right with you. Jimi's face is red because the pot is too hot, but you're blushing like a teapot! (；￢_￢)]

[Ring: A person's XP can be niche, but it can't be weird! Jimi is just a bird, and a male one at that, bro, wake up! (?? д ??)!!!]

Xing slammed the small iron pot to the ground, angrily poked Moze with her finger, and threatened:

"I didn't order a waiter! Do you believe I'll complain about you? (╬◣д◢)"

Upon hearing that Xing was going to file a complaint against him, Mo Ze immediately took a few steps back, walked to General Fei Xiao's side, and sincerely admitted his mistake and apologized.

"Please calm down, sir. We'll have one of our most popular, unisex staff members serve you. (∩?∩)"

[Azure Horn: Sigh, that chicken looks so fresh and juicy, can I have it if I don't want it? (?o ? o?)]

[Xiangling: Yeah, it's such a waste to spill it. (°ー°〃)]

[Star: There are three people here, and the most popular, universally loved employee is definitely Fei Xiao, so I won't be polite! (﹃ ?)]

[Mei: I advise you not to be too happy yet! What if someone suddenly appears behind those two? ╮( oωo )╭]

Seeing Moze's actions, Xing thought the male and female employee eating together was Feixiao, and looked at her with a mischievous grin, drool occasionally dripping from the corner of her mouth:

"That's more like it! Quickly, call her over!"

Upon hearing that Ah Xing had agreed to change employees, Mo Ze immediately switched places with Jiao Qiu behind him, and then left the place with General Fei Xiao.

[Captain: Mei was right, I didn't even notice when Jiaoqiu stood behind Makosawa.]

[Ying: Jiaoqiu is indeed very good-looking, it's no exaggeration to say that he's attractive to both men and women (￣▽￣)σ]

[Furina: Pepper has been squinting ever since he came out. Can he really see the guests? (-_-)ゞ]

[Jiaoqiu: Don't worry, I can see it clearly ╮(‵▽′)╭]

Jiaoqiu smiled at Xing and said, "Hello! (∩▽∩)"

Xing raised an eyebrow at Jiaoqiu, nudged him gently, and asked curiously:

"Is this what they call a clerk who's popular with both men and women? What's so special about you? ('⊙д⊙`)"

[Jiaoqiu: My special skill is being able to eat a lot of spicy food, does that count? (*^ω^*)]

[Captain: That's true, I feel like you've eaten less chili peppers than rice (＠_＠;)]

Fearing that Ah Xing wouldn't get a hot meal, Jiao Qiu took her to her destination as quickly as possible.

"Let me offer you some of our signature chicken wings. (∩?∩)"

After Jiaoqiu left, Xing stared in shock at the scene in the bathtub, tears welling up in her eyes: