Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

"I'm bisexual! Murder!! (?ω? )"

The bathtub was filled with boiling, hot red oil bath salts, and Robin and Sunday, their eyes crossed, were neatly soaking inside.

[A-Quan: I never expected it to be physically bisexual! (ΩДΩ)]

[Ying: Sigh, for every chicken wing we sell for recruitment, a pair of little birds get hurt.]

[Zhe: Uncle Long was right after all, no demand, no supply! ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

[Sunday: Damn it, eat me if you want, don't hurt my sister!]

[Bai Heng: Holy crap, Hannifox! Are all the Yaoqing fox people this terrifying now?! ∑(??д??lll)]

"System: You guys draw the prize first, I'll go find the next fan-made story."

[Sunday: A poster signed by a robin... I've hung it in the most prominent place in my room so I can admire it every day.]

[Robin: One pound of Orleans barbecue seasoning... The ones on my and my brother's heads really aren't chicken wings (。ì _ í。)]

[Moze: Straw sandals woven by Liu Bei... What a terrible entry, it's being sold online]

[Jiaoqiu: 100 chilies from the rice crust... These chilies have a strong aftereffect, but why can't I breathe fire after eating them (-_-)ゞ]

[Feixiao: One-time use item---bones (Ten Cold Jokes)... I feel this thing should be surprisingly effective against Bu Liren.]

[Jingyuan: Just a friendly reminder, foxes are also canines, so I suggest you don't use it yourself...]

"System: This chapter will be another short story to help everyone relax, so there won't be any rewards ╮( oωo )╭"

"The Right Way to Be a Guy"

(Source: YouTuber)

It was almost dinnertime when Liuying opened the refrigerator and realized there were no groceries. She went back to the bedroom and found Qiong playing games: "Qiong, why don't you go to the supermarket and buy some groceries? We'll cook dinner ourselves~ (⊙?⊙)"

With just a few simple words from Liu Ying, Qiong's eyes rolled back, his brain overloaded and started spinning. Two seconds later, a red "X" appeared indicating a program error.

[March 7: I knew Qiong was a bot. No matter what I ask her to do, an error window pops up. It must be because Silver Wolf's original program wasn't set up properly (；￢_￢)]

[Ying: Paimon too, she couldn't even make a gilded palace ╮( oωo )╭]

[Paimon: Luminous, do you even want to hear what you're saying?! I don't even have a cooking system, and you're making me make such a difficult five-star dish! ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[A-Quan: The captain is really useful, he's never given a wrong report (=^▽^=)]

[Ling: My brother and I have such good chemistry that we don't even need to talk to each other; he's already done it all (￣y▽￣)~*]

Seeing that Qiong was in the same state as the human-machine interface, Liu Ying skillfully raised her right hand, and then a yellow exclamation mark appeared above her head:

"Qiongbao, go to the supermarket and buy 2 tomatoes, 10 eggs, 6 carrots, 5 cucumbers, 4 bananas, 3 bitter melons, and 2 eggplants; the reward is the money left over from buying the groceries and a beautiful kiss."

[Paimon: Congratulations to Sora for successfully triggering the world quest]

[March 7th: You bought so many groceries, why did you only make scrambled eggs with tomatoes?]

[Captain: Something's been off ever since the carrot incident (；￣д￣)]

[Ying'er: Miss Liuying didn't buy these things to cook, did she? (?????)]

[Rin: Yeah, it feels like buying toys (,,?ω?,,)]

Looking at the scroll-like task panel before her, Qiong understood her specific mission, and her eyes regained focus: "Mission accomplished! (⊙?⊙)"

Qiong, carrying a bag of quest items, happily pushed open the door: "Yingbao, I'm back! (*^ω^*)"

Looking at what Qiong was holding, Liuying happily hugged his face and kissed him: "Great! (?ˇ?ˇ?)"

[Captain: As expected, a mission means they get things done quickly (=^▽^=)]

[Qiong: That's how guys are. They input commands and then output them. If you can't even clearly state your commands, it's bound to cause an error ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

[Ying: Got it, bro. Help me farm all the Fatui materials to the limit (?????)]

[Empty: Are you a devil? (；￢_￢)]

After kissing Qiong, Liu Ying watched him rummaging through the room speechlessly: "What are you looking for? (?_? )"

Qiong walked up to Liuying with an expectant look on her face and said confidently, "Beauties! Xia Die, Aglaia, Xiao Shisan, anyone is fine with me! I'm not picky~ (⊙?⊙)"

Seeing Qiong's shameless behavior, Liuying decisively slapped him across the face.

[Ying: Qiong is a true warrior, he actually dared to ask Liu Ying for other girls (⊙o⊙)]

Zhe: He did something none of us dared to do ('⊙ω⊙`)

[Firefly: Tell Kafka, I want to set the ocean on fire (?_?)]

Chapter 270 Floating Waves and Pomelo Leaves: No, why are you eating and taking things at the same time? (Second Update)

"System: Every world has its own urban legends. As for the urban legends of Zone 0, well, you all know what I mean. Let's continue with today's fan fiction."

"The Evil Rope Maker Sanction Plan!"

(Source: YouTuber)

[A-Quan: It's an urban legend, like the kind that happens under streetlights at night?]

[Zhe: The one you're talking about looks exactly like Kevin, who goes out for late-night snacks. After all, who else but Kevin likes noodles so much? (；￢_￢)]

[Ying: I don't know many urban legends, but I'm quite familiar with Hanako from the toilet and Mrs. Hachisakaki. ╮( oωo )╭]

[Qiong: How could we not be familiar? Your browser is full of their doujinshi and anime (?_?)]

After arriving at Six-Point Street with her equipment, Fubo Yuzu set up a small stall by the roadside, preparing to play a prank on Rin:

"This is where the most terrifying urban legend of New Elito resides. (JPG of a figure snapping fingers.)"

"If we don't defeat her soon, the girls of Chenghuiping will probably all fall into her clutches."

"So, I made my move! (。ì _ í。)"

[Captain: Bell's classic move, you can tell at a glance she learned it from Dio Brando (*σ'?`)σ]

[Ying: I didn't expect that Xiaoling would become an urban legend. I'm a little curious when her doujinshi will come out. I'll definitely support her (,,?ω?,,)]

[March 7th: Why is Yuye using Black Swan's lines? I feel like she might be about to get herself killed (＠_＠;)]

Zhe: My little sister is incredibly popular. I feel like Yuye might not be able to handle it and end up falling for her (∩▽∩)

Vivian passed by a pomelo leaf stall while out and about, and her attention was drawn to the sign on the table:

"Emotional counseling...(⊙o⊙)"

Looking at Vivian, Youye was certain that she was the target of the first phase of the mission, and smiled as she stepped forward to strike up a conversation:

"Beautiful lady, what's troubling you? (⊙?⊙)"

[Ying: Youye, is your relationship advice expert authentic? (,,?ω?,,)]

【Floating Waves and Pomelo Leaves: Absolutely! This certificate was specially processed by a professional for 30 dinis (。-`ω'-)】

[Captain: Vivian was the first customer at the stall. Yuzu is really lucky today! (*σ'?`)σ]

[Qiong: As a fanatical fan of Phaethon, Vivian is probably the easiest to fool among Rin's many harem members (?????)]

Vivian blushed whenever she thought of Ling, and stammered:

"I...I'm thinking about how to take things to the next level with the person I like. /(//o/ω/o//)/"

Upon hearing Vivian's request, Yuzu looked at her with a mischievous grin and uttered the lines she had prepared beforehand:

"Let me offer you some small life advice! When you encounter this situation, be brave and take the initiative. (,,?ω?,,)"

[Ying: Youye's expression is so disdainful, I always feel like she's mocking us.]

[Rin: That wretched little brat, looks like she's lacking in loving upbringing (╬*^ω^*)]

[Captain: Although Yuzu's smile was malicious, her suggestion doesn't seem to have any problems (o'ω'o)?]

[Star: On the surface, Yuzu is giving life advice, but in reality, it's giving advice to strangers (?????)]

Vivian didn't understand what Yuzu Leaf meant and looked at her with a puzzled expression:

"Take the initiative?"

Seeing that Vivian didn't quite believe her, Youye suddenly raised her voice and said excitedly:

"Beat them until they kneel, lock them in a room, and then eat them dry! (⊙?⊙)"

[Aiyi: The people from Weifeidi really know how to have fun! They're starting off with something so exciting (；O_O)]

[Alice: This is just Yuzu's personal behavior, please don't generalize it to the entire Weifei region, thank you (=^▽^=)]

[Paimon: Wasn't Yuzu Leaf giving Vivian advice? Why does she seem so full of fighting spirit?]

[Star: Maybe she also wants to take advantage of Rin completely (,,?ω?,,)]

Vivian covered her mouth, which was agape in shock, with her hand and asked worriedly:

"Won't Lord Phaethon dislike me for being so rough? ゛(◎_◎;)"

Upon hearing Vivian's question, Youye knew her plan was working. She smiled, closed her eyes, and shook her head as she said:

"You don't understand, do you? The more serious a person seems on the surface, the more they crave deep, dark fantasies deep down! (∩▽∩)"

[Dream Seeker: These are all rewards for Bell, she's overjoyed, how could she possibly dislike Vivian? (,,?ω?,,)]

[Ling: Let me clarify beforehand, I'm not a pervert, I just couldn't bear to refuse Vivian, after all, it was out of her kindness! o(*////▽////*)q]

[Star: Ugh, you're getting a good deal and still acting innocent, I despise you! (；￢_￢)]

[Ying: Xiaoling, you don't need to make yourself suffer. I can do it for you. You just need to mail Vivian to me. (?????)]

Yuye's suggestion made Vivian suddenly realize something, and she said excitedly:

"As expected of an expert in relationship counseling! If I could win over Lord Phaethon, I'd be willing to conquer even the other Lord Phaethon along with him! (⊙?⊙)"

This was the first time Yuye had ever heard such outrageous remarks. She stared in shock at Vivian's departing figure.

"How could they eat and take things away at the same time! (⊙o⊙)"

[Hu Tao: Vivian looks so excited, has she been infected by Yu Ye's strong fighting spirit? ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Vita: As expected of Vivian, there are only two Phaethons, and you're taking both food and gifts, leaving no chance for the others (￣y▽￣)~*。 (covers mouth and giggles JPG.)]

[Vivian: It's not about eating and taking! Both of you, Lord Phaethon, are my favorites, they are my wings! o(*////▽////*)o]