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[Sangbo: Pfft, Yuzu was stunned by Vivian's remark. Her expression was hilarious (,,?ω?,,)]

After Vivian left, four customers came to Youye's stall one after another, and she managed to fool them all with the same words.

Yao Jiayin: "Ling finally agreed to go on a date. What should I do for her after we meet? ('⊙ω⊙`)"

Yuzu Leaf: "Beat him until he kneels! (⊙?⊙)"

[Rin: Yuzu, listen to your suggestion! What kind of nice person would beat up their partner on a date?! (╬◣д◢)]

[Hanabi: That makes perfect sense. Isn't the typical date routine shopping, eating, watching a movie, and then fighting in the hotel...?????)]

[Vita: Yuzu Leaf skipped the tedious process for you and fast-forwarded straight to the fight, isn't that great! (,,?ω?,,)]

[Funinga: Quickly say thank you, Yuzu (*σ'?`)σ]

Hoshimi Miyabi: "I want to train with my fiancé to achieve a better understanding. /(//o/ω/o//)/"

Yuzu Leaf: "Beat him until he kneels!! (⊙?⊙)"

[Zhe: This really won't do! If Miss Ya doesn't stop herself, I'll be in big trouble! (@@!!)]

[Ying: Xiaoling, go in peace. From now on, your wife is my wife, and your brother is my wife too. I will take good care of them. (???)]

Chapter 271 Yuzu Leaf: Hehe, can we make up, Rin (^▽^ ；) (First update)

Ju Fufu: "My junior sister has always taken good care of me. How can I repay her kindness?! (//o/ω/o//)"

Yuzu Leaf: "Beat him until he kneels!!! (⊙?⊙)"

[March 7th: Beating his junior sister, who took care of him, to her knees, isn't that repaying kindness with enmity? Fu Fu probably won't agree to that, right? (；O_O)]

[Ling: Hehehe, Senior Sister Fufu can repay her junior sister with her own ice cream! (?﹃ ?)]

Yi Xuan: "I really hope my disciple can focus on practicing his skills and stop going out fooling around every day. (°ー°〃)"

Yuzu Leaf: "Beat him until he kneels!!!! (⊙?⊙)"

[Captain: Pfft~, Yuzuha accidentally gave a serious suggestion (?????)]

[A-Quan: What a lousy floating pomelo leaf! Even Zero has its own fireworks now (*σ^ω^*)σ]

[Dartaria: Waaaaah... My master is so good! I wish my master could be a little gentler to me. (?ω? )]

[Star: Five people in a row had to hit the bell until they knelt down, I'm such a legendary tough guy ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Zhe: This is outrageous! If they keep fighting, we might never be able to get back up! When will our Faetong be able to stand up again! (。ì _ í。)]

After sitting for so long, Youye stood up and stretched. The thought of Ling's backyard in turmoil made her hum happily:

"Prank successful! That heartbreaker should be in a complete mess by now, hehehe! (*^ω^*)"

[Vita: Oh dear~, it seems little Yuzu hasn't realized how serious things are yet (=^▽^=)]

[Funina: Young people, that's normal. She's already so engrossed in the world of magnetic fields that she's oblivious to everything else ╮(*^ω^*)╭]

As the disheveled Ling approached her stall, Youye gasped. She immediately feigned ignorance and stepped forward to inquire:

"Ma'am, who did this to you? Do you need me to call an ambulance?! (；OдO)"

[Rin: Yuzu's bewildered look is practically the same as her self-incrimination (°ー°〃)]

[Paimon: I bet she didn't expect you to go straight to the stall, did she? ╮( oωo )╭]

[Sangbo: You broke out in a cold sweat just by seeing the bell. Yuzu's quick thinking isn't very good. I suggest you go somewhere with air conditioning next time. (?????)]

Besides the lipstick mark, there were also some light purple marks on Ling's body, and it was unclear who had done it.

"I was set up by a powerful capitalist; I was walking down the street when I was suddenly caught and beaten up. I barely managed to escape... (；?_?)"

[Hanabi: Judging from Rin's condition, it's not just going to be a beating, is it? (,,?ω?,,)]

[Dream Seeker: Hahahaha... I can understand those lipstick marks, but those light purple marks are really hilarious. (*σ'O?O`)σ]

[Ying: Pfft, I didn't expect that one of those five people would actually be an honest guy who beat up Ling! (*^ω^*)]

[Yuzhen: I'm guessing it was Class Manager E who typed it ╮(‵▽′)╭]

Yuzuha sensed that her prank might have been discovered, and her voice unconsciously quickened:

"We at the Strange Food House deeply sympathize with your experience, but it's already closing time! Please come back another time... Oh! (O□O;)"

Ling sensed that Youye was about to run away, grabbed her wrist, and stared at her with dead fish eyes filled with anger:

"Come to think of it, it seems there was a little girl who kept raccoon dogs behind it all! You're the culprit who made me like this! (╬◎_◎)"

[Hoshino: Hehehe, cute little Yuzu has been caught by Rin! What do you think Rin should do to punish this naughty little brat? (,,?ω?,,)]

[Aha: Hehehehe...Aha suggests, beat him until he kneels! (?????)]

[Yuzu: Hehe, can we make up, Rin (^▽^ ；) ]

[Rin: At this moment? You must be joking! (。?`ω'?)σ]

Before Ling could react, Yuzuki broke free from her restraints and ran away without looking back, not even realizing she had forgotten something:

"Buhou, you've been seen through! (＞︿＜)"

Ling watched Yuzu's disheveled retreating figure, then, with a wicked grin, grabbed the tanuki Afu by the head and lifted it up:

"They actually stirred up trouble to mess with me, I'm going to get my revenge."

[Marani: Hehehehe... Yuzu Leaf runs so fast, without even turning around for a second. Didn't she realize she was missing something? (∩▽∩)]

[A-Fu: Hey, Yu-Ye, where are you going?! Aren't you going back to save me?! ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Qiong: At this moment, Afu — —(*σ'?`)σ]

After escaping back to Weifei, Youye realized that Afu, who had been following her, was gone, and she began to wail loudly:

"Waaah... She kidnapped my friend, huh? (?ω? )"

The sudden vibration of her phone interrupted Yuzu's crying. When she opened it, she found a short video of Ling holding onto Afu.

After watching the video, Youye exclaimed, "Hey! Don't lift it! (⊙﹏⊙)"

[Ying'er: The plot of this video is so exciting---(?????)]

[Star: Next episode---(,,?ω?,,)]

[Dream Seeker: Friends, there's even human lifespan! It's time to unleash your imagination to the fullest!]

[Tail: This is insane! I admit I underestimated humanity. ∑(??д??lll)]

[Teruku: Little sister, I'll go get Yuuma for you. Don't do anything wrong to the tanuki (ΩДΩ)!]

After several days of trying, Yuzuha still couldn't open the videotape file, and she was almost dying of curiosity. She specifically went to Rin and poured out all her questions and frustrations:

How do I use the videotape?

Why can't I watch it?

Why can't I unzip the file using the link you sent?

Why can't I open the downloaded file?

You little punk, you can't even teach me this little bit! ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ”

[Alice: Huh? Yuzuha, you really want to see this! ∑(??д??lll)]

[Silver Wolf: Fun Fact - Do not unzip the link online]

[Rin: What to do if Yuzu is disobedient? It's probably because she's lacking love. Just take her back to her room and give her a good scolding (╬◣?◢)]

After a series of problems caused by Yuzu, Ling's blood pressure spiked, and she fell to the ground with her hands behind her back.

A second later, a smiling little ghost with a golden halo floated out of Bell's body and disappeared into the air.

Looking at Rin, who had fallen asleep by the roadside, Yuzuha was completely bewildered: "Huh?"

Otto: Youth is great, you can fall asleep as soon as your head hits the pillow.

[Bai E: Unbelievable! This is infuriating! It'll probably kill Ling with anger! ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Paimon: In a sense, Yuzu's prank has gone beyond expectations; it's already a solo kill (；?_?)]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: Bell OUT!]

Nicole: Hee hee hee... Even when Bell is furious, she doesn't forget to make a six with her right hand! (⊙?⊙)

System: Okay, the video is over. Let's start the prize draw!

[Yuzu Leaf: The same videotape as the one in the video, "Little Tanuki Afu vs. Demon King Rin"...]

I'm so curious! I'll ask Afu and Alice to watch it with me when I get back o(*////▽////*)q】

[Vivian: A diagram of the human body's energy channels... I'm going to study it carefully, then make Lord Phaethon faint without him noticing, and finally make it a fait accompli! /(//o/ω/o//)/]

Chapter 272 Razor: Hilichurl Rock Helmet King, My Art Style Is Superior to Yours! (Second Update)

"System: There's also an abstract Genshin Impact ad, I believe you'll like it (?????)"

"This video is sponsored by Clearspring Town—Mr. Amazing Hopkins."

(Source material from Genshin Impact New Year Event 2022, uploader)

[Ying: Hopkins? That conman who sells spring water at night and holy water during the day (；?_? )]

Silver Wolf: That unscrupulous merchant's holy water has absolutely no effect, yet he still dares to film an advertisement for it ('⊙ω⊙`)

[Ling: Some people have said that drinking holy water can increase the chance of getting gold, but I don't know if it's true or not.]

[Captain: 300 Mora a bottle, definitely a rip-off ╮( oωo )╭]

Near the Statue of the Seven in the Windrise, Razor, wielding his training greatsword, leaped from a height and slashed at a small water slime.

After being flattened, the water slime bounced twice and quickly recovered. It opened its eyes wide and looked at Razer, with a notification popping up on its body.

[Luminous: Huh, whose Razor is this? Why is he still using a training greatsword as a weapon? No wonder his damage is so low, it's making my blood pressure rise.]

[Captain: It seems Razor's training greatsword hasn't even been leveled up yet. This notification is probably still the system's forced damage setting (；￢_￢)]

[Zhe: I'm starving, how about a Snickers bar? (?????)]

[Qiong: Hmm, getting excited! (,,?ω?,,)]