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Bernice: The Wolf King is exhausted, but Kaeya isn't even scratched. There must be something added to this holy water (°ー°〃) ]

[Passerby A: Doesn't Wang Lang look a bit slutty when he collapses from exhaustion? o(*////▽////*)q]

[Tail: Unbelievable! You're really hungry. Σ( ° △ °|||)︴]

[Naganohara Ryunosuke: What did you say? Water for hemorrhoid treatment! I don't have hemorrhoids, so I don't need treatment ('-ι_-｀)]

[Aiyi: Your six-star holy water is really effective, it's practically a portable seven-day statue]

[Yanfei: Friendly reminder, please refer to the actual product for details...]

Chapter 274 Pado: Kind young man! I will help you fulfill your wish.

Beneath the large tree in the Windrise of Mondstadt, the pink-haired beauty March 7th sat quietly on a bench, her dull pupils devoid of any light as she stared straight ahead.

From her perspective, the world was only gray and white. Even though everything in front of her was blurry, two moving figures in the distance still caught her attention.

[Qiong: Huh? When did March 7th go to Mondstadt? And why is he blind?]

[Bai Zhu: This is cataracts, not blindness, observed on March 7th]

[Vita: Cataracts make it hard to see, miraculous holy water drops into her eyes (?????)]

[Zhe: The color of the holy water is similar to the eyes of March 7th, could it be the tears of March 7th? ('⊙ω⊙`)]

While she was lost in thought on March 7, a figure wearing a hat walked up to her. This person was Hopkins.

Seeing that Hopkins didn't look like a bad person, March 7th reached out and took the holy water he offered, then dripped a drop into his own eye.

The pale blue holy water was instantly absorbed as soon as it touched March 7's eyes; when she opened her eyes again, the world before her was once again painted with vibrant and bright colors.

It wasn't until March 7th, when she could clearly see Amber and Noelle playing with Earl Rabbit in the distance, that she believed her eyes had truly recovered, and tears of emotion welled up in her eyes.

[Theresa: What? So March 7th isn't the origin of holy water? I was thinking of buying some from her ╮( oωo )╭]

Paimon: This holy water is pretty effective! It's absorbed immediately after just one drop. (⊙o⊙)

[Billy: Wow, Noelle and Amber turned a simple game of musical chairs into a game of courage ∑(??д??lll)]

[Danheng: I'm afraid it might explode while being thrown around]

Just as the tears were about to fall, they automatically shaped into a tangled knot.

On March 7th, upon thinking that his eyes had regained their color, he was so moved that he burst into tears, the tears flowing from his eyes like a waterfall, and the entangled bonds on the ground piled up into a small mountain.

[A-Quan: This is the first time in my life I've ever seen rainbow-colored tears. They're so pretty! (∩△∩)]

[Star: Holy crap, the tears on March 7th turned into an entanglement! You really are an entanglement spirit (@@!!)]

[Ying: Ah Xing, please let March cry a little longer, Ying-jie. I really need more entanglement with you (?ω? )]

[Empty: How much is this holy water per bottle? I want to buy it all! (???)]

[Nicole: The tears on March 7th remind me of those outrageous Skittles commercials from back then, so absurd and abstract ('-ι_-｀)]

[Dream Seeker: There is a difference. The Entangled Fate is formed from tears on March 7th, while Rainbow Candy is produced by giraffe poop ╮( oωo )╭]

[Qiong: It would be even better if March could cry out Star Jade. I'll go to the Black Tower now and see if there are any rare items with similar effects.]

"System: Everyone get ready, it's time for the lottery! (*σ'?`)σ"

[Raze: Power Elixir (effect lasts one day)... Not bad item, you can drink as much as you want and the effect lasts for a long time, no need to drink it all at once (*^ω^*)]

[Kaeya: Healing Elixir (lasts for two and a half days)... This is a good item, so let's leave it to Jean for safekeeping.]

[Bennett: Sweet Flower-Stuffed Chicken (one)... Now lunch is sorted (=^▽^=)]

[March 7th: Wealth-type Holy Water (effect lasts for one hour)...So the things you cry out are based on changes in the world, that's good (°ー°〃)]

[Star: March, help me get this dripped on, I've even prepared onions, I guarantee I'll become rich! ?(`?')?]

[Qiong: Huh? Why are my sister's tears golden... Holy crap, they're special invoices! I'm going to go buy a few boxes of tear gas right now, I feel like the onion-based ones aren't strong enough!]

Kiana: System, even Genshin Impact's ads are this abstract, does Honkai Impact 3rd have anything like that? (o'ω'o)?

System: Yes, bro, yes, I'll take it out right now, guaranteed to be heaven-defying. (?????)

Don't let waiting become a regret.

(Source: Honkai Impact 3rd New Year Event 2023)

[Xingqiu: Caring for elderly people living alone is an essential annual event, I wonder who the victim is this time (∩△∩)]

[Cleta: But what product would be associated with elderly people living alone?]

[March 7th: I feel it's most likely something from the kitchen, like a refrigerator, something we often use during the Lunar New Year.]

[Kevin: Achoo, I have a bad feeling about this ('-ι_-｀)]

In the cold, quiet room, Mei had prepared the New Year's Eve dinner and was waiting for Kiana and Bronya to return, but what she received was a phone call saying they wouldn't be coming back.

Kiana: "Sorry Mei, I have to work overtime in the Abyss tonight, so I might be back late. You guys eat dinner first."

Bronya: "Mei-nee, I need to help the class monitor take care of my relative's child, so I won't be able to have dinner tonight... Class monitor, Shi is climbing the balcony again!"

【Mei: Last time it was to celebrate my birthday, why am I still the empty nester this time? ('-ι_-｀)】

[Hoshino: Everyone's busy, busy, busy is good, busy is good! Since you're all busy, Mei is mine! (,,?ω?,,)]

[Star: That's right, Mei-nee, they're busy, but we'll keep you company (?????)]

[Ling: This is the first time I've seen someone steal a base so brazenly! I want to join in too! ＼(^▽^＠)ノ]

Mei sat alone at the dining table. After finishing her meal, she put the untouched dishes into the refrigerator to keep them fresh, and then went out to throw out the trash.

As she passed the trash can, she heard a growling sound from a hungry stomach. Looking down, she saw a little cat named Paddy Meow lying in the corner.

Mei placed the chicken leg she was about to throw away in front of the cat and prepared to leave.

"Are you alone too? Eat well, bye!"

[Zhu Yuan: Don't let your Valkyrie feel lonely, come back to the Hyperion often!]

[Ring: Show care for Mei, who lives alone; don't let loneliness become a heartache, and don't let waiting become a regret!]

[Raven: Mei, are you home alone? Come to my place! (?????)]

[Ying: I remember we have a similar program here, but it's about caring for empty-nest women. The system might air it later; it's quite fun. (∩△∩)]

Just as Mei was about to leave, Pato, who had finished eating and drinking, quickly called out to her, "Wait a minute!"

Hearing someone call her name, Mei turned around and saw that the cat from before had actually stood up on its hind legs: "Eh! (；?_?)"

Pado reached into the four-dimensional pocket in front of her stomach, and dazzling golden light emanated from the gap:

"Kind young man! I'll grant your wish! (∩▽∩)"

[Xiangling: I was feeling pretty sad at first, but then I suddenly ended up staying in Bengbu... (?ˇ?ˇ?)]

[Gui Naifen: Pfft, I burst out laughing the moment I saw Pado stand up on two legs!]

[Aiyi: Hee hee hee hee, oh my god, it's Patto Amon!]

[March 7th: My intuition tells me that an abstract product is about to appear! (???)]

Mei stared in shock at what Pado had pulled out: "This...this could be...(?o?)!"

Chapter 275 Fu Hua: Come here, Xiao Shi, the little flying stick is coming! (First update)

Due to the extremely high temperature inside the abyss, Kiana and the Imaginary God's remains hadn't been fighting for long before Kiana started feeling dizzy from the intense battle.

"Damn it, even in summer clothes, it's still so hot in this abyss lately, I can't... I can't take it anymore... I'm sorry, Mei..."

Mei, seeing Kiana swaying precariously, cried out in alarm, "Kiana!"

[Captain: Holy crap, this is no good! 994 disturbance amplitude and it's still increasing, how are we supposed to fight this?! ∑(??д??lll)]

[Zhe: You can't say no, Captain! Mei is on her way. You have to believe in yourself. It's just a little higher disturbance, it's a minor problem!]

Kiana: The Abyss used to be hotter with each level, it was so annoying that I couldn't even wear summer clothes! (。ì _ í。)

[Ying: Summer clothes aren't cool enough, why don't you try switching to a swimsuit? You never know, right? (,,?ω?,,)]

Upon hearing Mei's voice, Kiana saw two black dots rapidly approaching her from mid-air. She felt overjoyed, and tears of joy streamed down her face (???).

But as the two small black dots in the sky got closer, Kiana's expression became somewhat abstract, because she saw that Mei was flying over on a refrigerator, and that Kevin's image was printed on the refrigerator:

"It's Mei... Mei, and... Kevin, isn't that Kevin? ('⊙д⊙`)"

Kurikara followed closely behind, her eyes brimming with tears as she chased after Mei and the refrigerator.

[Kurikara: Waaaaah, I'm so heartbroken! Master, you're such a jerk! You'd rather ride a refrigerator than me! And you flew so fast, you didn't even wait for me! (?ω? )]

[Fynna: Hahaha, Kiana's touched expression vanished instantly after seeing Mei use the Refrigerator skill. (*σ^ω^*)σ]

[Rin: If Kiana were me, I'd probably have dug a three-bedroom apartment under my feet by now ('O﹏O`；)]

Theresa: Aside from Kevin's picture on top, this refrigerator doesn't look special. How can I help Kiana? (°ー°〃)

[March 7th: Since it has Kevin's picture, can it turn into Kevin? ( ￣▽￣)σ]

Upon entering the abyss's area, Mei noticed the excessively high disturbance amplitude and immediately activated the refrigerator beneath her feet:

"Kevin, transform! Battle mode!"

The moment Mei gave the command, the upper half of the refrigerator's crisper drawer split open in the middle, with the left and right sides folding outwards to form a pair of shoulders; then, two arms emerged from them.

Then, two sturdy mechanical legs extended from the bottom of the cryogenic layer that served as the torso; finally, the trapezoidal module above the cryogenic layer moved slightly, and Kevin's head slowly rose from it.

[Furina: Pfft~, why can the refrigerator really turn into a robot?! ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Zhe: I have every reason to suspect that this refrigerator was made by Velvet, with the purpose of killing Kevin. (?????)]

[Star: Hehehe, a robot with Kevin's face on its head looks really out of place. (,,?ω?,,)]

[Kosmo: No way, I think he's pretty handsome! (-_-)ゞ]

Kiana stared in disbelief as Kevin transformed, feeling a wave of dizziness wash over her. She muttered, "..."

"So lame (；?д?)"

Kevin closed his eyes, clasped his hands together in front of his chest, and began to gather energy. At the moment the charge was completed, an energy beam thicker than his body was suddenly fired out.

[Theresa: Look, there seem to be quite a few words inside the shockwave from the Kevin (*^ω^*)╭?]