Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

[Ying: This is actually a sarcastic shockwave! (◎-◎；)]

[Billy: Let me see... these all seem like lame jokes. ╮( oωo )╭]

[March 7th: Maybe the Kevin's programming was based on Sino's, allowing it to use lame jokes to attack and freeze the enemy to death!]

When the subtitles in the energy beam touched Kiana and the Imaginary God, the two were instantly sealed in ice, and the disturbance amplitude rapidly decreased from 999 to around -800.

[Star: Holy crap, the disturbance amplitude dropped so fast! (?? д ??)!!!]

Kiana: Wait, why am I frozen too? Even my teammates don't have damage reduction! (o`~'o)

[Alice: I feel like Kiana really needs a super warm jacket right now (∩▽∩)]

[Fu Hua: Immortal Brand Warm Jacket, the first immortal-style warm gear from Destiny, a millennium of innovative research and development, combining top-tier immortal techniques, featuring a brand-new 1-inch advanced processor, automatically adapting to 968 kinds of harsh weather, even if you encounter an ice pig, an ice emperor, or the owner of a refrigerator, you can handle it with ease... Sorry, I'm used to it ヾ('▽｀;)ゝ]

Meanwhile, Fu Hua's house had been ransacked by Shi Bao, and Bronya leaned against the living room sofa, utterly dejected.

From the next room, the sounds of things being smashed could still be heard from time to time. It wasn't until dinner time that Shi Bao finally quieted down.

[March 7th: Judging from that huge crack on the TV screen, the word "tragic" doesn't even begin to describe the situation on Bronya's side. (＠_＠;)]

[Lina: Kids are kids, it's normal for them to be energetic (￣▽￣)σ]

Kiana: Thank goodness I didn't go. Look what Bronya's been done to! ('⊙ω⊙`)

With a smile, Fu Hua picked up a small spoonful of baby food and held it to Shi Bao's mouth:

"Come on, Xiao Shi, the little flying stick is coming! (∩△∩)"

Shi Bao lay sprawled in her walker, intently sucking on her pacifier. When a spoon was suddenly offered to her, she angrily spat out the pacifier and threw it at Fu Hua's face.

"Smack~ Smack~ Smack~...Ptooey!"

Fu Hua gave up, leaning against Bronya with a look of utter despair, a white soul floating out of her mouth.

[A-Quan: I feel like Shi Bao had some supermale genes when he was little (°ー°〃)]

[Lina: Is it possible that Fu Hua forgot to take the pacifier off Shi Bao and that's why she's angry? After all, what bad intentions could a child possibly have? (*^ω^*)]

[Zhe: Hehehe, as expected of someone who knows treasures, driving two crazy in one day. Now Fu Hua is stuck with Bronya (=^▽^=)]

[Sangbo: Uncle Cold Legs' Little Classroom is in session! If a child is always disobedient, it's probably because they're itching for a beating and need to be given their favorite Seven Wolves snack. (?????)]

[Ying: Moms, please remember this! (,,?ω?,,)]

[Fan A of the Herrscher of Knowledge: Herrscher of Knowledge is the cutest in the world! The great Herrscher of Knowledge is three years old!]

Seeing that neither of them cared about him, Shi Bao happily brandished his greatsword and rampaged through the living room, his short legs leaving afterimages as he kicked.

Because she was running too fast, Shi Bao bumped into Kevin's refrigerator without noticing, and angrily raised her hands in protest at the refrigerator:

"Hey!... Ya!... Hi~ Ya~! Ooh...? (o`~'o)?"

Chapter 276 Fu Hua: Director, director, cut this part quickly! (Second update)

Fu Hua, who had been fast asleep on the sofa, suddenly woke up with a start when she vaguely heard Shi Bao's voice tinged with tears.

"Hmm? What's wrong, Xiao Shi?!"

[Fan B of Herrscher of Knowledge: Little Herrscher of Knowledge is such a good kid! Knowing it's Chinese New Year, he specially performed his New Year's greeting sword technique for everyone. o((*^▽^*))o]

[Aiyi: What makes you think she's been well-behaved? And are you sure she didn't just want to play by herself? (；￢_￢)]

[Ying: When Xiaoshibao bumped into Kevin's refrigerator, my heart jumped out of my chest. Σ( ° △ °|||)︴]

[Zhe: Yeah, I'm afraid it'll suddenly turn into the abstract mecha from before and say something to Xiaoshibao. (⊙﹏⊙∥)]

[Himeko: Fu Hua looks really tired. She fell asleep as soon as she lay down, and she hadn't even wiped the drool from the corner of her mouth. (￣y▽￣)~*]

Fu Hua looked in the direction of the treasure and was startled by the scene before her, exclaiming:

"There's a pervert trying to snatch a child! (!!@@)"

Kevin, dressed in a maid outfit, gently held Xiao Shibao in his arms with one hand to keep her quiet, while holding a large red sword in front of her with the other.

[Qiong: Hahahaha, even Kevin's chest is bigger than Fu Hua's! (*σ^ω^*)σ]

[Ying: Kevin even used the Heavenly Fire Judgment to make Little Knowledgeable Treasure obedient; he really went to great lengths. (?????)]

[Captain: If I could, I'd love to ask Shi Bao if he felt touched lying in Kevin's arms (,,?ω?,,)]

[Zhe: Hehehe, you're stealing bamboo shoots! Tianhuo is still right next to my neck, how dare Shibao not behave! ( ￣▽￣)σ]

Seeing Fu Hua so agitated, Mei called out to her, signaling her to calm down:

"Class monitor. (︶__︶)"

Fu Hua, who hadn't even noticed when Mei arrived, looked at her with a puzzled expression.

"Mei, what are you doing here?"

Mei didn't answer Fu Hua's question. Instead, she put her arm around Fu Hua's shoulder and led her to watch a refrigerator commercial.

Fu Hua exclaimed in shock, "Why does a refrigerator need to carry a child? ∑(??д??lll)"

[Ying: Holy crap! Kevin's Skyfire can actually catch fire! I didn't expect it to be a dual-purpose refrigerator that can both cool and heat (??`?'??)!!!]

[Fu Hua: Just for this physical baby-carrying function alone, I'd definitely give it a five-star rating!]

[Ring: This isn't an ad! Tell me where the link is! I want to order! (???)]

[Fireworks: March 7th Refrigerator, permanent freshness, your next refrigerator doesn't have to be a refrigerator! (,,?ω?,,)]

[March 7th: Those lousy people, this isn't funny at all (￢_￢)]

After helping Kiana and Mei resolve their troubles, Mei returned home after 11 p.m.

Despite Kiana's constant yawning from exhaustion, she still refused to neglect her stomach:

"Ugh~, I'm finally back, Mei! I'm so hungry! (*^ω^*)"

Bronya turned her head and looked at Kiana with a speechless expression:

"It's so late now, is Kiana a reincarnated starving ghost? (? ? ?)"

After tying her apron, Mei looked helplessly at the two little ones and said gently:

"Okay, wait a minute, the food will be ready soon. (oωo ?)"

[Ai: As expected of Kiana, even being sleepy can't stop her from eating, especially Mei's food. (OωO；)]

[Captain: This heartwarming scene looks so beautiful! (*^ω^*)]

[Blue Sparrow: But, well, Mei-nee's fridge has turned into the Kevin Ship, so can we still take the food out of it? (o'ω'o)]

[Ying: It should be fine, but I'm a little curious where Kevin stored all the food ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[March 7: Kevin has two extra lumps of flesh on his chest compared to Kevin. Could they be placed inside? (⊙﹏⊙∥)]

[Funinga: If that's really the case, it's hard to imagine the designer's state of mind at the time (；?_?)]

After being taken by Kevin, Shi Bao became much more sensible, staying peacefully in Fu Hua's arms without crying or making a fuss.

After Fu Hua put the bottle into Shi Bao's mouth, she looked at Mei apologetically:

"I'm sorry, Mei, it must be so troublesome to prepare food so late. (oωo ?)"

[Paimon: Little Shi Bao looks so cute in Fu Hua's arms!]

[Ling: Yeah, those big, bright eyes of hers are melting my heart! (＾ω＾)]

[March 7th: I feel like Kevin scared Little Knowledge, she's afraid Fu Hua will be sent back, that's why she's being so obedient (o'ω'o)?]

[Billy: Blind student, you've hit the nail on the head!]

Fu Hua: You really can't give a naughty kid too much leeway. Kevin scared her off with his Skyfire and she immediately behaved. (；￢_￢)

Fu Hua had just finished apologizing when she felt Mei's hand around her shoulder. She sighed helplessly, thinking, "Here we go again? (；?_?)"

Mei pointed to the large Ray Kevin, dressed in a white shirt, on the big screen and introduced it:

[Nicole: Mei must have reshot this commercial countless times. It feels like she's developed a conditioned reflex to it (；O_O)]

[Paimon: That's right, as soon as Mei hears Fu Hua's question, she automatically launches a mini-combo ╮( oωo )╭]

In the video, three blue lights flashed across the chest of the Kevin, and then the two circular armor plates opened in a Y-shape from the middle to both sides.

As the suspended food fell, it was caught by the black cloth strip that Kevin had prepared in advance.

Upon seeing such an incredible demonstration, Fu Hua immediately called for a halt, fearing that the promotional video would be banned in the next second, rendering all her previous efforts futile.

"Director, director, cut this part out quickly! (ΩДΩ)"

Kiana: "Mei~ Is the food ready yet?"

[Kevin: Do you guys have any manners?! Why do I always feel like I'm going to faint every time I get featured? ((???|||))]

[Qiong: The double doors on the Kevin Ship here look more and more like the Super Torture transformation in the movie (*σ'?`)σ]

[Sangbo: Why does Fu Hua's voice sound a little excited? Could it be that she's lost her temper?! (?????)]

Fu Hua: How could that be? I'm not envious of Kevin's bigger rarity than mine! Don't talk nonsense! (o`~'o)

[Zhe: This ad is really ridiculous. Compared to this, even Hopkins' six-star holy water seems much more normal. ╮(*^ω^*）╭]

[Captain: Pfft~, I feel like I can never look Kevin the same way again (∩△∩)]

"System: Everyone, you can start the lottery now. Good luck!"

Mei: A Velvet refrigerator... let's give it to Alicia. If we put her and Kevin's refrigerator together, we probably won't be able to save the house ('-﹏-`；) ]

[Shibao: A box of baby food... The taste is not bad, so the great Herald of Knowledge will reluctantly accept it (?ˇ?ˇ?)]

Kiana: "Sino's Complete Collection of Cold Jokes"... This book's cooling effect is indeed powerful, but it's a bit indiscriminate; it might be useful in the Abyss.

Chapter 277 Bell: White Floating Emergency Food and the Blonde Thief? (First Update)

"System: I just found some interesting material. It's about an unlucky guy who landed himself in the police station three times in one day. I think you'll be interested. (?????)"

"【Floating Waves and Pomelo Leaves】The Self-Cultivation of a Little Porcelain Devil"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Funinga: What did you do to get yourself in there three times in one day?]