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"Ugh... Damn it!"

After the attack on the Night Palace failed, the three continued forward, and due to their extremely high speed, they crushed the three Wind Slimes in the middle of the road into thin slices.

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: Sigh, as soon as Yomi-no-Miya uses her skill, she automatically gets burned, while the Divine Child can easily get overloaded ╮( oωo )╭]

[Wind Slime: This is the first time I've ever been flattened like this. I'd believe you if you told me this was a demon war ('-﹏-`；)]

[Rin: Poor Wind Slime, by the way, are there any organizations like that?]

[Ying: I don't know, I've never encountered it ╮( oωo )╭]

Chapter 284 Ying: Little Paimon, let's explore the areas ahead later! (Second update)

Catherine: "Attention all racers! Wild Ruin Guardians have suddenly appeared on the track ahead! Please be careful and avoid them!"

The Eightfold Divine Child watched the relic guardians dancing before her. As the distance between them drew ever closer, she raised her hand, and a thundercloud suddenly condensed above their heads, followed by a bolt of lightning striking down.

Damage: 65535

The dense lightning element caused the relic guard to freeze for two seconds. Taking advantage of this fleeting opening, Yae no Kōshō passed between its legs in a flash.

[Paimon: A wild, one-eyed little treasure, specially provided by a toy merchant from Winter's End (,,?ω?,,)]

[Aiyi: This is the first time I've seen such a captivating one-eyed baby (∩△∩)]

[Ruin Guardian: Please, keep a close eye on me!]

[Hiden Aruto: Wow, this one-eyed little guy is almost at the technological singularity! (⊙o⊙)]

[Dream Seeker: It might be the only tractor in all of Teyvat that's ever been to a nightclub (?????)]

[Zhe: This dance looks a little familiar... It's like the Party Rogue Zhuge Xiaobao ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Danheng: He's clearly a trainee from Kanria Idol who's been training for two and a half years (,,?ω?,,)]

The ruins guardian snapped out of the tingling sensation from the lightning, turned around and looked in the direction where Yae no Miko had left, wondering what had hit him.

When Linghua arrived at the scene, the Ruins Guardian was facing away from her. She charged up her car slightly, aimed at the back of the Ruins Guardian's head, and fired a water ball that dealt 1 damage.

After realizing that someone was attacking him, the ruins guard turned around to see what was going on.

Seeing the dampness on the ruins guard, Ayaka gently waved her folding fan, and an ice ball flew straight towards it.

The moment the two made contact, the ruins guards were frozen in place and unable to move. Ayaka seized the opportunity and rushed straight over.

[Captain: After One-Eyed Treasure was shocked by the Divine Child's electric shock, he seems to have returned to normal.]

[Rin: Wait a minute, this Ayaka comes with her own IV drip! ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Star: The water ball's damage is really bad, it only deals 1 point.]

[Paimon: This race car is actually a modified surf boat! (?OдO)b]

[March 7th: I thought it just looked similar, but could it really be amphibious?]

When Xiaogong arrived at the ruins' guardian, he saw it was still frozen in place and happily said:

"Charge through it in one go!"

Just then, the Ruin Guardian's frozen state was lifted. Thinking about how it had been bullied by two people in a row and hadn't even caught them yet, it felt extremely angry.

"Hami melon! ╰（‵□′）╯"

The relic guard suddenly threw a punch at Xiaogong, but its massive size made its movements slightly slow.

[A-Quan: Xiao Gong's luck isn't so good. The person hasn't even arrived yet, and One-Eyed Little Treasure has already been unfrozen. ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Paimon: Is that what they call One-Eyed Little Treasure? It sounds weird.]

[Grace: This child seems to be in a hurry, and is even throwing a little tantrum (=^▽^=)]

[March 7th: Huh? Where are the children...? Is this giant ruin guardian? Although I don't understand, I respect it! Σ( ° △ °|||)︴]

As Xiaogong drove up to the ruins guard, just as his fist was about to land, she took a pink one-eyed toy from the car and handed it to him at the last second:

"Wait a minute, this is for you!"

Upon seeing a toy identical to itself, the Ruin Guard stopped its attack, held it up to the core with two fingers, and observed it curiously.

Taking advantage of the lull, Xiaogong quietly slipped away. She hadn't gone far when she heard an explosion behind her. Looking at the fallen arms of the ruins guard, she happily said:

"Nice! My toy-type fireworks have been successfully developed! (=^▽^=)"

[A-Quan: What a despicable Xiao Gong! He actually tried to bribe One-Eyed Xiao Bao (?????)]

[Bennett: No way? It actually accepted it! It really works! (@@!!)]

[Pera: This is what love feels like! Ah Zhen fell in love with Ah Qiang~, on a starry night~ o(*////▽////*)q]

[Ring: Making fireworks look like toys... I bet she learned that from Klee. The two arms dealers of Teyvat are truly terrifying. (≡Д≡；)]

[Fire Abyss Mage: Waaaaah, my cousin was killed by that little girl in red's bomb back then, not even leaving ashes behind (?ω? )]

[Ruins Guardian: Damn Night Palace, thank you so much! (f***ing)]

After passing through the ruins' guards, the three divine beings continued their pursuit, maintaining their neck-and-neck pace as they moved forward.

Ying rode her bicycle to the section of road where Shenzi and the others had crushed the slimes, and accidentally crushed the last wind slime into a thin sheet; at this point, all four wind slimes had been destroyed.

At the main venue of the competition, the big screen switched to Ying's perspective, and she had successfully arrived at the location of the ruins guardian.

[Luminous: Wait a minute, all four Wind Slimes have been defeated, where's my treasure chest? (o'ω'o)?]

【Wind Slime #1: Lawyer! Where is the lawyer?! I want to sue someone for abusing slimes! (｀Δ')ゞ】

[Zhang Wei: I heard someone needs a lawyer (???)]

The ruins guardian stood silently in place, staring intently at Luminous and Paimon, preventing them from passing; Luminous and Paimon also stared back at it with wide eyes, the two humans and the machine creation locked eyes, silently competing with each other.

Faced with such a large guardian of the ruins, Paimon didn't know how to get through. She turned to Luminous beside her and urged:

"Ugh~, Traveler, please think of something!"

[Captain: Hahaha, why are you staring at each other like that? It looks like a crime scene (?????)]

[Luminous: Little Paimon, don't rush. We can explore the areas ahead later! Ah~ Awesome~! I've wanted to say that for a long time. ＼（￣︶￣）／]

[Star: This Yingjie is so lame! Quickly use your invincible Paimon to think of a solution!]

[Ying: Good idea: I'll give the emergency food to One-Eyed Treasure right now and ask it to let me pass (*^ω^*)]

[Paimon: Ying, no! Paimon's going to get angry, hmph! (。ì _ í。)]

Ying turned around and took out a pink, one-eyed toy that moved to the rhythm of music. Its appearance was exactly the same as the toy firework that Xiaogong had. Paimon recognized its origin at a glance:

"That's... the toy the young master gave me?"

The Ruins Guardian stared at the object in Ying's hand—the one that had recently blown him up—and instantly flew into a rage, assuming an attack stance and shouting:

"Wa ...

[March 7th: A second bloom! Ying also needs to bribe Xiao Bao.]

[Ling: Hahaha, the catchy music on this one-eyed toy must have been recorded from McDonald's Psyduck, right?]

[Ruins Guardian: Hehehehe, you think I'd fall for that again?! (*^Д^)σ]

[Captain: I advise you to accept this, don't push your luck, or Ying will just take action ╮( oωo )╭]

Chapter 285 Ying: Paimon, I found a drunk Wendy, how about we… (First update)

Seeing that the ruins guards were about to attack her, Ying decided to strike first. She jumped off her bicycle, swung her hands back, and two Mist Slayers appeared on either side.

Ying gripped her twin swords tightly and slid around to the back of the ruins guard.

After adjusting her stance, she used both legs to propel herself into the air, drawing a graceful arc as she landed precisely in front of the core of the ruins' guardian, then brought her twin swords down heavily.

After landing smoothly, Ying flicked her hands and quietly retracted her weapon; the Ruins Guardian, on the other hand, fell straight backward, sleeping peacefully.

[Captain: It's just a one-eyed kid, why is Ying even using Levi's powers (?????)]

[Hotaru: Now please call me Captain (*σ'?`)σ]

[Billy: Sister Ying, cut its nape! Tap tap tap tap! \(`Δ')／]

[Ying: This is One-Eyed Treasure, not Attack on Titan! (；￢_￢)]

[Kong: Using Mist Slash to deal physical damage, you really know how to play, sis.]

[Star: I feel like Sister Ying's damage numbers are particularly timely for a comment, (,,?ω?,,)]

[Rin: As expected, this is the real Genshin Impact (O?O)]

Inside the main stadium, after Ying successfully defeated the ruins guard, thunderous cheers erupted from the audience.

Even Catherine was taken aback by Ying's combat prowess, her voice trembling slightly as she gave the commentary. She glanced at Zhongli, who was calmly sipping his tea, and quickly regained her composure.

"Truly... truly worthy of being called a traveler. Let's turn our attention back to what just happened. The three of them are side by side again!"

[Paimon: Zhongli Zhen has been sitting there drinking tea for so long, he must have drunk tons of it by now! ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Captain: I've noticed something. Whenever the camera focuses on Grandpa Zhongli, there's background music. Does he bring his own speakers? ( ￣▽￣)σ]

[Star: We need to find a way to steal the old man's stereo. (,,?ω?,,)]

At the very front of the track, three people drove side by side. After completing two consecutive drift corners, they finally entered a relatively smooth straight section of road.

Looking at the Eighth Divine Child, who had been far ahead not long ago, but was now neck and neck with him, Xiao Gong smiled and said:

"The Divine Child ran away so fast! I finally caught the fox by the tail! (∩△∩)"

[Captain: How much battery did Lei Movie give to the God Child's car?! It's so durable!]

[Ring: That's right, the nitro boost hasn't stopped at all since the start of the race.]

[Ying: I bet when the Divine Child was pretending to have his own unique weapon, he also packed Aying's Thunder God Heart into the car! (⊙﹏⊙∥)]

Yae no Miko noticed an obstacle ahead out of the corner of her eye, a faint smile playing on her lips. She turned to Yoomiya and reminded her:

You'd better keep your eyes on the road ahead! (∩?∩)

Noticing that Yoi-no-miya's gaze was fixed on her, Ayaka nodded slightly, indicating that what the Divine Child said was true:

"Uh-huh!(;?_?)"