[Qiong: The Divine Child's smile is a matter of life and death! You might be in trouble, Xiaogong (*σ'?`)σ]

[Yae no Miko: Oh dear, little one, how could you look at me like that? I'm such an honest little fox, how could I possibly have any bad intentions? (?????)]

[Ai: Ah, right, right, I wonder who it was that, as a member of the family, turned around and sent their own god into the Zhou Kingdom ╮(‵▽′)╭]

Hearing the two of them say this, Xiaogong looked ahead with a puzzled look in mind, and then noticed the trap made of grass-type Hilichurl shaman vines in the middle of the road. But it was too late for her to get out of there.

Xiaogong's car drove straight into the inverted triangle trap made of vines. The moment it hit the bottom edge, the car took 666 damage and was then bounced to the other two edges.

Because of the extreme elasticity of these vines, every time Xiaogong's car collided, it would be accelerated and bounced to the other two sides, and the faster the speed, the greater the damage to the car.

[Ju Fufu: This vortex accelerator made up of three vines is incredibly powerful!]

[Furina: You bet! Yoomiya's car was going so fast it left afterimages. (?????)]

[Silver Wolf: I've played a lot of 2D pinball, but this is the first time I've ever seen such an abstract 3D pinball.]

[Captain: Each acceleration launch deals 2000 to 4000 damage to the vehicle. Even after so many launches, Xiaogong's vehicle shows almost no damage. This vehicle has pretty much no HP!]

The car's launch speed increased rapidly, making Xiaogong dizzy and disoriented. After finally regaining his balance, he immediately activated the nitrous oxide booster at the rear of the car.

"Ugh... ugh... I can't stop! Charge—!"

The wooden planks at the back of the vehicle quickly rose up, revealing a box-sized space from which a cannon barrel emerged, slowly gathering fire elements from the surrounding area.

Just as the car was bounced towards the vines at the bottom, the cannon fired directly. The powerful impact propelled the car through the vines and sent it hurtling away at an even faster speed.

Kiana: Luckily, Yoomiya's car was equipped with a nitrous oxide booster, otherwise she probably would have been bouncing around until the end of the match, waiting for someone to rescue her. ╮( oωo )╭

[Mavika: After being trapped in the trap, Xiaogong's speed to escape actually increased, which can be considered a blessing in disguise. (=^▽^=)]

[Billy: The four tires are so fast after being enchanted with fire, and they look so cool! (???)]

[Hook: Go, little train! Forward four!]

Unexpectedly, Yonomiya had used the trap to accelerate and overtake her. A sense of pressure swept through the Divine Child's heart, and she couldn't help but frown slightly.

“Damn it! (。ì _ í。)”

Watching Xiaogong's brilliant performance, Catherine slammed her hands on the table so hard that the entire long table trembled twice.

"Yomiya used rebounds and fireworks to accelerate and take first place. Can Naganohara fireworks be used like that?"

[Treasure Hunting: Look how excited Catherine is, she's even resorting to tactical table-pounding (?????)]

[Silver Wolf: Catherine is quite strong; if there's damage displayed, it must be.]

[Yoko: Fireworks have so many uses! Feel free to order from me if you need any. There's no firework I can't make, only things you can't imagine! ?(=^▽^=)?]

Zhongli couldn't just sit around drinking tea without doing anything, so he put down his teacup and, in response to Catherine's comment, remarked:

"So good."

Lei Yingdian drank an unknown amount of dumpling milk, squinted his eyes with a look of enjoyment, and grinned foolishly in the direction of the camera.

Wendy woke up once during the meal, used the barrel in front of him to block the alcohol and continued drinking. Not long after, he became drunk again and fell asleep on the table. It wasn't until the staff moved the barrel away that they could see him.

Theresa: There were four judges, but only Catherine was actually working diligently. The other three were just listening like spectators, not paying any attention to their work at all. (?????)

[Yae no Miko: Aying has such a healthy smile on her face, she looks quite satisfied with her meal, but she doesn't seem very bright. (*^ω^*)]

[Qiong: This wind god is so lame, he got drunk again so quickly (?????)]

[Luminous: Paimon, I found a drunk Wendy, how about we... hehe, boy! (,,?ω?,,)]

[Nekota: I feel like Wendy is just here to slack off, meow!]

[Tvalin: Let's get down to business, Barbatos! (╬◣д◢)]

Chapter 286 Night Palace: Strange, where did my other box of fireworks go? (Second Update)

Catherine: "The Traveler actually installed the Chaos Core in the car! Although it's going very fast, it seems like the car can't stop!"

On the field, Ying pedaled her bicycle furiously, moving forward at high speed. Perhaps because of the Chaos Core installed, the bicycle maintained an attack boost, and golden arcs of electricity occasionally appeared around her.

[Captain: Hahaha, Ying's foot pedals are smoking! (*σ'?`)σ]

[Sambo: He's flying all the way with sparks and lightning, which looks pretty cool, but it's really tiring for his legs ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Zhe: If tires could talk, they would definitely be (,,?ω?,,)]

Of the three at the front, Ayaka was temporarily at the back. After hearing Catherine's voice, she turned around and saw that Ying had already caught up on her bicycle.

As the distance between the two drew closer, Ayaka waved her folding fan, unleashing an ice elemental attack on the ground. Suddenly, a cluster of thick ice spikes sprouted in front of Ying:

"I'm here to help you! Traveler, please stay put! (=^▽^=)"

Because the car was going too fast, Ying had no time to dodge and crashed into it. Although she managed to stop the car, Paimon and the car were frozen in place.

[March 7: Ayaka's attack was so decisive, I might need to redefine myself ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Ying: Linghua, my wife, is this how you treat me? You even used your beauty to seduce me! Come to my room tonight, and I'll give you a good spanking! (*^ω^*)σ]

[Treasure Hunt: Little Paimon has gone from emergency food to frozen food ( ̄y▽ ̄)~*]

[Nicole: This is hilarious! Using an ice sculpture of a Paimon as a car emblem, the bicycle instantly becomes a Paimon Royce (,,?ω?,,)]

On the main stage of the competition, Ayato Kamisato, watching Ayaka's performance from the audience, felt very gratified. He took a big gulp of his milk tea and said, "Hmm, it seems Ayaka has grown a lot (*^▽^*)"

Thomas was watching the live broadcast on the big screen when he inadvertently glanced at the red bottle in Ayato's hand and exclaimed in shock, "Master... what you're slurping is... chili sauce... ∑(??д??lll)"

Upon hearing Thomas's words, Ayato looked down, his eyes widening instantly. He then tilted his head back and continuously spewed a nearly 2-meter-high pillar of fire into the sky: "Hmm!"

[Captain: Ayato, you're still secretly learning Guoba's skills! Did you pay your tuition? ( ̄y▽ ̄)~*]

[Hoshi: Just drink the chili sauce directly? Ayato is such a glutton (?????)]

[Ayaka: My brother is really something. He's such a grown man, yet he acts like a child, putting things in his mouth without even looking at them properly. He's such a worry ╮( oωo )╭]

[Thoma: Master, you can evaporate yourself now, yay!]

[Floating Waves Yuzu Leaf: Mr. Ayato, could you perform something for us? We're all a little curious ╭?(*^ω^*)╭?]

[Ayato Kamisato: So fast, you've already come up with a name?! (@_@;)]

Catherine: "The traveler's car is frozen solid! I wonder if she still has a chance?"

On the track, Ying looked around intently, searching for something that could help thaw the ice. She was completely unaware that a black dot was rapidly approaching from behind on the track.

Catherine: "Wait, someone's catching up! It's Ichidou!"

Because Ah-Chou fell ill, Ara-Taki Ichito specially caught a strong wild boar and tied a carrot to the end of a makeshift fishing rod to lure it into helping him pull the cart.

[Frinina: I feel like Luminous needs one right now. This is the perfect time to put Paimon in a pot and boil it. While it's thawing, you can also enjoy a fresh Paimon soup! (≧ω≦)/]

[Paimon: Hehe, I think it'll be fine if I just let it sunbathe and thaw on its own, let's not cook it! (=^▽^=)]

[Tachibana Fukufu: Ichito hasn't appeared for so long, I almost forgot he was a player too.]

[Billy: Brother Douzi has switched to a wild boar engine, huh? It consumes one carrot per 100 kilometers (,,?ω?,,)]

[Captain: Riding a pig with a carrot fishing rod! I feel my old blocky DNA stirring! (???)]

As Arataki Kazuto passed by Kei, he saw Paimon frozen into an ice sculpture and deliberately stopped to mock her:

"Hey, what kind of new variety is this, frozen violet melon? I let you have half a lap, but I didn't expect you to be so slow! I'll go first! Hahahaha..."

Shortly after Arataki Ichito left, Paimon, his anger blazing, successfully broke free from his frozen state and stomped his foot in the air as he watched Ichito's departing figure.

"This is infuriating! (。ì _ í。)"

[March 7th: How did Ichidou stop just now? His carrot fishing rod didn't even budge, so how did the pig stop? (o'ω'o)]

【Durandal: Ahahaha, Paimon is so cute! She actually got so angry that she put a fire spell on herself ╮(‵▽′)╭】

[Sino; After all, anger is still fire, so it's perfectly reasonable for it to be able to break the freeze! (*^ω^*)]

[Ring: Where the hell does this make sense?! (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴]

Catherine: "Could the Arataki faction be the biggest dark horse of this year's competition?"

As Arataki Ichito reached the corner ahead, a white beam of light descended from the sky, followed by a massive mushroom cloud of fire that suddenly rose up, igniting the surrounding forest.

The loud noise startled Ying, who instinctively shrank back and muttered:

"Looks like the dark horse has turned into a black pig! ('⊙ω⊙`)"

[Fireworks: There is an air raid 150m ahead, courtesy of Yoomiya. All participants, please take cover! (?????)]

[Treasure Hunt: Such a huge mushroom cloud, did some ruthless person drop a nuclear bomb on the field?]

[March 7th: Yi Dou is probably beyond saving. Ying should go there now; maybe she can still pick up a couple of pieces of beast meat. (°ー°〃)]

[Anton: Brother Yidou, I never imagined that what you meant by "ahead of the curve" was actually in a physical sense! ∑(??д??lll)]

[Xingqiu: In this situation, you should seek help from professionals—Hutao, business is here!]

[Hu Tao: Yay, another customer! (=^▽^=)]

Meanwhile, at the very front of the track, Yoomiya noticed that a box was missing from her car, but she quickly put it aside and continued on her way.

"Strange, where did my other box of fireworks go? Oh well, never mind."

Ayaka, who was in third place, decided to take a different approach and seize the first place. After throwing a four-star one-handed sword into the Transformation Device to charge the car, she rushed off the track and flew towards the small river next to her.

[Araki Ichito: Yoomiya, guess where that box of fireworks is! (?_?)]

[Zhe: Born! What a fine, decaying sword, and it was just thrown away like that! (?? д ??)!!!]

[The Corrupting Sword: @Ayaka Kamisato, are you being polite?!]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: As expected of the young lady of the Kamisato family, Ayaka Kamisato just gave away a limited-edition Snow Mountain weapon like that. She's really willing to do that.]

[Ying: Rich lady, I'm starving, I need food!]

Chapter 287 Catherine: This forest fire can't be ignored, I wonder what everyone thinks... (First update)

Linghua's race car adjusted itself in mid-air, with all four wheels pointing sideways. After entering the water, it transformed into a propeller, carrying her at high speed, and then went upstream against the current from the 90° vertical waterfall.

[March 7th: Ayaka's car is really amphibious! ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[A-Quan: It feels a bit like a water car]

[Ayato Kamisato: Kamisato Tech! Kid!]

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