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[Captain: Holy crap, a spell card! Could Fou's hidden identity be Flandre?!]

[Qiong: Ying-jie's luck is pretty good, she even has a three-life Fou.]

[Luminous: What a pity, I can't take all four with me. Although it would save a lot of Pink Balls, Vilette will definitely come after me.]

Invited by Funina, Arecino came to the tea party. Smiling, she pushed open the door and immediately saw four Funinas, each with a different expression, sitting on the floor sobbing. The words she was about to say were swallowed back down:

"Miss Funina, tea party—! (⊙?⊙)"

She closed the door in disbelief, then opened it again a few seconds later, only to find that all four Fufu had stopped crying, their four cat eyes staring intently at her. A fine black line immediately appeared on her forehead. She helplessly rubbed her forehead, wondering if she hadn't slept well and if there was something wrong with her eyes.

"Uh, I jumped up too fast. ((???|||))!"

[Ying: Hehehe, four Fou, four times the happiness, it's simply heaven!]

[Ju Fufu: I only realized when all four Fufu were together that their ahoge (cowlicks) were all different shapes!]

Kiana: 1, 2, 3, 4, there are exactly four Fou.

[Star: To make them easier to distinguish, how about we call them Gan, Wen, Cui, and Shan? (?????)]

[Furina: Not so good. Don't think I haven't seen "Jackie Chan Adventures"]

Ying gave Arecino a proud smile and briefly explained what had happened: "That's how it is, that's how it is, that's how it is."

After learning the truth, Arecino simply looked at Luminous calmly, but when she caught sight of Fryna riding on her back, she was immediately stunned: "I see, so what's your situation? (；￣д￣)"

Ying planned to disguise herself as a mount and openly drag Fou away, but she got carried away first and declared confidently, "I'll be Fou's slave!"

[Qiong: The DNA of "K.O.3an Guo" in my body has come alive]

[Captain: I understand what Ying means now.]

[Ying: Unbelievable! I don't even know what I just said, how could you understand it?]

[March 7th: Something feels off, why have Yingmei's hands turned into hooves? (◎_◎;)?]

Billy: Seriously, man! Are we really going to be treated like slaves? We've become his mounts!

After careful observation, Arecino successfully analyzed Fou's current state. She slowly closed her eyes, mentally considering whether it was feasible to activate the plan at this moment:

"Hmm, it seems that after Furness became four, her intelligence was also divided equally, turning her into a child!"

"So, I can take this opportunity to trick her into revealing the location of the Heart of God!?"

[Aiyi: Fufu's IQ probably isn't high enough to handle this, it's just adding insult to injury.]

[Fireworks: Don't worry, 0 divided by 4 is still 0, there's no difference!]

[Billy: In the translation, isn't Furness's IQ still 50?]

[Ying: Because the first digit of Fufu's IQ is an invalid value]

Number two and number three, Fufu, tied little Paimon up with rope to make him look like a mummy, using him as a prop for a tug-of-war. They had a lot of fun, and the room was filled with their cheerful laughter.

"Aha~ Hehehe~ Hehehe~!"

But people's joys and sorrows are not shared. Little Paimon only found them too noisy, and with teary eyes looked at Arecino not far away, asking for help:

"Can't you think of a way to control her first? Otherwise, I'm going to be split up with everyone else! Ugh, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die! (?ω? )"

[Navielette: It's been so long since I've seen the ladies laugh like that (heartwarming JPG)]

[Captain: No, what has Vilette been watching lately? You're a complete dragon, not a domineering CEO butler! (ΩДΩ)]

[Fukaros: I'm going to check out "The Overbearing CEO Liu Boer and His Butler Long Aotian". A few pages were torn out, probably while I was in the bathroom (；?_?)]

[Pam: Poor Paimon, let's have a moment of silence for you, Paim!]

[Gojo Satoru: A Paimon with 1/5 the strength of a boar is about to become two Paimons with 1/10 the strength of a boar.]

[Ring: What kind of hellish math is this?!]

[Shang Yang: Heh heh, I know this well. Find three more Funinas, and we'll have five Funinas to distribute among the Mongols.]

[Yuzu Leaf: Then divide it up and eat it; her mission as emergency food is then complete.]

[Paimon: Don't say such terrifying things so seriously! (╬◣д◢)]

Arecino gazed calmly at Paimon, devoid of any extra emotion, and simply began to introduce her other identity:

"I am a manager, a man whom many children call father!"

Chapter 327 Paimon: Rare footage of the early taming of the Fools by the Water God's cub.

Arecino was very confident in her professional skills. She clapped her hands skillfully, successfully attracting the attention of the four Fufu:

"Dealing with kids is my specialty! Quiet—!"

[Fu Hua: The prerequisite is that the other person has to be a normal child.]

[March 7th: After being divided equally, each of the girls in the group suffers from supermale syndrome, so normal methods may not necessarily work.]

[Billy: Hurry up and go to Grey River to get the dessert colonel!]

Number Two, Fou, holding a pair of nail clippers, swiftly trimmed all ten of Arecino's fingers before she could react.

"Auntie, your nails are so long and weird, let me trim them for you. (*OωO*)"

Looking at the excessively smooth curve of her fingertips, Arecino couldn't help but shed tears of heartache:

"My new manicure!!! (?﹏?)"

[Servant: Auntie? I'm not even 30 yet, and she's a 500-year-old woman, how dare she call me Auntie! (╬◣д◢)]

[Floating Waves and Pomelo Leaves: Haha, old lady!]

[Star: She was quite polite to say something before taking action.]

[Zhe: Judging from the servant's expression, she really likes that manicure. I suggest Fufu go hide with Violet for a few days.]

Kiana: It seems these split-up Fou are much bolder; they're not afraid of the servants at all anymore.

[Sangbo: After all, she's used up all her remaining intelligence, so it's normal for her to be fearless.]

While Arecino was still lamenting her manicure, Number Three, Fufu, picked up a cup of black waterproof paint and poured it over Arecino's head:

"Auntie, you have gray hair. Let me dye it for you. (*OωO*)"

Feeling the strange sensation on her body, Arecino could no longer contain herself and glared angrily at Number Three, Fou:

"What are you doing!? (╬￣皿￣)"

[Ju Fufu: What a mischievous kid! He actually used paint, and waterproof one at that!]

[Dartaria: This time the servant's face really turned black, in a physical sense. (*σ'?`)σ]

[Captain: I feel like if Fou keeps going like this, her health bar is about to explode. ∑(??д??lll)]

[Sambo: Haha, amazing translation!]

Number Four, Fufu, noticed Arecino's mushroom eyes, enthusiastically pulled out a bottle of disinfectant, and splashed it on her without hesitation:

"Auntie, your eye is injured. Let me disinfect it for you! (*OωO*)"

Before Arecino could react, disinfectant had unexpectedly seeped into her eyes. Her pupils contracted sharply, and her hands hovered in front of her eyes, too afraid to even touch them.

"My eyes!! My eyes!!!! (っX ﹏ Xc)"

[Bai Lu: Holy crap! Who's the kind person who disinfects their eyes with disinfectant? They're going to go blind!]

Kiana: Ouch~, that looks painful!

[Diluc: These Fynna players are all incredibly ruthless.]

[Floating Waves and Grapefruit Leaves: In a sense, Furnessa also got a solo kill.]

Number Four, Fufu, felt she had done a great thing and proudly raised her glass of red wine to celebrate:

"Cheers to your eyes!"

Seeing Arecino's miserable state, Luminous and Paimon exchanged a smile:

"So this is what a house with a fireplace is all about. (,,?ω?,,)"

"This is a rare scene of a young water god taming the Fools in their early stages. (,,?ω?,,)"

[Captain: What a fine act from Azure Ocean.]

[Caesar: I've found the real reason I got into the weekly dungeon, it must be because I'm annoyed by Fou. ╮( oωo )╭]

Amber: I have a feeling that Fou and the others did it on purpose.

[March 7th: That's quite possible. Maybe one Fou has monopolized all the intelligence and is directing the other Fou to do this.]

Arecino crossed her arms, her face radiating confidence, ready to unleash her final trump card:

"Since things have come to this, I have no choice but to unleash my special attack against Frynn! Winter Limited Edition Cake!!!"

Upon smelling the familiar aroma, the four fou immediately quieted down, their eyes gleaming as they surrounded Arecino, exclaiming in unison:

"Wow! Cake! (???)" X4

[Ai: What kind of Noble Phantasm is this, that's specifically designed to target Frynn?]

[Sambo: Self-aggrandizing, a god of war.]

[Aikofi: As expected of Lady Funina, she has absolutely no resistance to desserts.]

[Nekomata: Fou treated the servants like that just now, could there be something poisoned in this cake?!]

[Servant: Don't make false accusations. In Funina's current state, I could easily take action myself; why would I need to drug her?]

Arecino was smugly congratulating herself on how easy it was to deal with Fryna when a plate of cake suddenly came flying at her and smashed into her face:

"Hmph, she's still Funina after all. A piece of cake was enough to tame her! You— (╬◣д◢)"

Just as Arecino was about to explode, Ying gave her a thumbs-up, gesturing for her to look ahead, and explained:

"There was only one piece of cake, so the four of them started fighting over it. (*^ω^*)"

[Ju Fufu: The servant is getting a little too excited. Those brats aren't so easy to deal with. ╮( oωo )╭]

Kiana: The Winter's Cake is so smooth, it barely stuck to the servant's face!

[March 7th: There are four Fu, one piece of cake, and you, servant, are not one of them.]