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After the four Fou started fighting, they picked up whatever was at hand and threw it at each other. However, whether by coincidence or tacit agreement, all the throws avoided vital points, and no one hurt anyone else.

As for Arecino next to her, she wasn't so lucky. First, disinfectant, paint buckets, tables and chairs brushed past her, and then she was suddenly hit by a teapot, which fell straight down.

[Star: I have a question. If four Fou fight, is it considered self-inflicted injury or mutual fighting?]

[Yanfei: In reality, it would be considered self-harm, since they are all part of Funina, and are essentially the same person.]

Amber: They threw off course the first few times, it felt like they were adjusting the angle.

[Yuuma: Perhaps the purpose was to knock her unconscious when the servant wasn't paying attention]

[A-Quan: Haha~, the world where only servants get hurt has been achieved!]

Inside the Opéra Claire Opera House, Navigette finished her work for the day and prepared to check on Frynn's condition, but the thought of her enigmatic mental state today made her sigh and facepalm.

"I wonder if Funina's tea party went smoothly?"

Meanwhile, three of the Fou surrounded Arecino again, one swaying on her back, while the other two sat on the ground beside her, grinning at her and occasionally uttering sarcastic remarks:

"Drive! Drive!"

"How can you be so useless!"

"Hurry! Hurry!"

[Funinga: It went so smoothly, so incredibly smoothly! I've never had so much fun at a tea party before. (=^▽^=)]

[Servant: I've suffered so much undeservedly, are you happy now? You cold-hearted person! I will never forgive you!]

[Captain: What a frivolous remark! Look what you've done to the servants!]

Chapter 328 Charlotte: Do you have any information to share about Lady Furina?

As soon as Navilette pushed open the door, she heard Arecino's heartfelt wail:

"I hate kids who have no boundaries (?ω? )"

Navelette's gaze swept in the direction of the sound and he was surprised to see three Frinna bullying Arecino. He was stunned for a moment, then began to doubt his own eyes:

"Did I get too excited?"

The camera pans to Fufu, who flashes a triumphant smile at the camera:

Hehe! (,,?ω?,,)

[Rin: Arecino has finally become...]

[Linnie: Am I going to have four more grandfathers?]

[Servant: I don't want the Heart of God anymore, let me go!]

[Star: Fou, take a break, it's my turn to ride. (?????)]

Kiana: Isn't it a bit inappropriate for Fou to treat foreign envoys like this? It's almost a diplomatic incident.

[March 7th: I knew it! One of the Fou was faking it!]

On the street in Fontaine, there is a poster of Furnina in tears. Ying and Paimon stand in front of it, pondering the ancient prophecy about Fontaine.

[Captain: Holy crap, it's Rei!]

[Tetsu: Hahaha, what the hell is EVA?!]

Ying: "emmm..."

Hearing Ying's constipated groans, Paimon asked in confusion, "Traveler, what are you thinking about?"

Ying: "Why didn't Frinna dissolve into the primordial ocean at the end of the prophecy?"

Paimon looked at Ying with suspicion and asked, "Because she's not Fontaine?"

[Frinna: Little Paimon, just because my ancestors weren't pure water sprite mimics doesn't mean I'm not from Fontaine!]

[Star: Exactly, exactly, why did they even change someone's nationality? (?????)]

Paimon suddenly realized, and the question mark on his headband turned into an exclamation mark: "I get it! Because the force of the Flourishing Force is greater than gravity, Furnessa will float and won't melt!"

Ying: "No, it's because he has never left the Water Kingdom of Fontaine."

Paimon looked at Ying with a puzzled expression, the exclamation mark on his headband turning into a question mark again: "What do you mean?"

Ying: "Because the lotus emerges from the water."

Paimon froze, not expecting it to be a lame joke. His body instantly felt as if it had been frozen solid, embedded directly into a block of ice.

[Estella: Buoyancy exceeds gravity, Archimedes is overjoyed!]

[Ring: I'm the physics class representative.]

[Treasure Hunting: Has the Sino Cold Joke Syndrome already spread to Fontainebleau?]

[Tinari: Those two Senofino, get out of there and talk!]

[Naxi Da: The restroom in Xumi was a bit noisy today]

Funina, who was passing by, heard the two talking and burst into unrestrained laughter:

"Hahahaha, what a lame joke! You're so awkward... Hahaha. (∩?∩)"

Ying silently extended her left hand and pointed at Funina:

"You're the one who's awkward! (god)"

Furna forced back her tears and left, leaving only Ying and Paimon trembling on the ground.

Kiana: Huh? Why is Fou suddenly crying? (-_-)ゞ

[Fukaros: Fou is kind of cute when she's crying]

Sambo: He looks just like a certain blue goddess.

Aqua: I am the goddess of wisdom and water.

[Sato Kazuma: She's clearly a brain-dead, useless goddess. (；!＿!)]

Inside the Opéra Garnier, Charlotte asked the questions she had prepared beforehand and then handed the microphone from the Steambird Daily to Ying:

"Traveler, there are many rumors circulating that Lady Funina is not the water goddess. You have had the most contact with her. What do you think?"

Ying replied calmly, "Frinina is indeed not the water goddess."

[Frinna: Ying is right. I'm just an ordinary person now. Whether I'm the Water God or Fukaros, all I need to do is eat, drink, and have fun!]

[Billy: Oh right, who has the power of a Guardian Envoy? I want to be an ordinary person too. (；!＿!)] (See Chapter 20 for details)

Charlotte's eyes widened in disbelief, and she exclaimed, "What!?∑(??д??lll)"

Ying was pleased with Charlotte's reaction. She raised an eyebrow, smiled at her, and explained:

"She could be a zombie, a fortune teller, a mercenary, a deputy leader, a winery owner, a jungle security guard, but definitely not a water goddess."

Charlotte belatedly realized what Ying had meant and could only look at her speechlessly:

"Uh... I didn't ask you what went wrong, I asked you about Lady Frinina's true identity. (；?_?)"

Ying looked at Charlotte with confidence and said matter-of-factly, "My wife! (＾▽＾)"

[March 7th: Just a moment ago, Charlotte's voice seemed to crack.]

[Ai-chan: @Hotaru, look what you've done! You've scared that young girl half to death.]

[Ying: Hehe~, be more careful next time.]

[Yuye: Where's our Liyue civil servant and beef offal chef Keqing?]

[Sora: And Inazuma's therapist also dreamed of Tsukishiki.]

[Ke Qing: Don't include the beef offal vendor! I really don't sell beef offal.]

[Captain: Sigh~, this is so true. My Fou is an astrologer.]

[Star: My Fou is a jungle security guard who brings her apprentice with her (???‵‵)]

[Funinga: Pfft~, everyone's gone way off track. (*σ'?`)σ]

Charlotte silently took a few steps back and stood next to Paimon: "How long have you had these symptoms, Traveler?"

Paimon was already used to Ying's erratic behavior: "She's always like this."

[Captain: Yingmei's mental state is as amazing as ever.]

After confirming that Yingzhen was indeed alright, Charlotte picked up the microphone again and continued the interview she hadn't finished earlier: "Traveler, do you have any information to share about Lady Frinna? (=^▽^=)

Ying confidently spread her hands, criticizing Funina's figure: "Funina is so flat-chested, she has nothing to show for herself—…(∩△∩)"

[Navia: Spoiler alert? My employees often see Miss Funina taking the three bullies to the river late at night to search for heavy crabs.]

[Linnie: I've seen it too. Someone finally manages to get back on their feet, and then Furness flips them over again.]

[Heavy-shelled Crab: How can someone be so bored as to steal bamboo shoots?! Killing is not cruel to living beings!]

[March 7th: @Ying, you're so openly saying that Fufu has no curves, aren't you afraid of getting beaten up? (winking emoji)]

[Luminous: What a joke! I can use teleportation points to go to other countries, why would I be afraid of being caught by Fou? (?????)]

[Yuzu Leaf: Ahem, it's always better to be humble. Good luck to you (,,?ω?,,)]

[Frinina: Ying, you're in trouble! You're in big trouble! (╬◣?◢)]

Chapter 329 First, today is Qixi Festival; second, Qi Yana wishes the Captain a happy birthday!

Before Ying could finish speaking, Funina walked onto the stage with a smile and, before Ying could react, shoved her whole into the guillotine:

Are you convinced or not? (*^ω^*)

Feeling the chill on her neck, Ying gazed at Funina with teary eyes:

"Fuki! I'm so excited!!! Fuki! (?ω? )"

[Ai-chan: Oh wow, it's Louis XVI's Pleasure Terrace!]

[Luminous: Fou, you can't take this! You're even bringing in murder to cover it up! I surrender, okay? (ΩДΩ)]

[Furina: What do you think? I still prefer the way you said I was clueless earlier. Let's get back on track. (╬∩?∩)]