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[Yuzu Leaf: So... Heaven's justice equals a wild boar (,,?ω?,,)]

[Captain: What a brilliant speech from Giyu Tomioka! Every word Ineff uttered hits Paimon where it hurts!]

[Aino: Don't worry about the process, just tell me if it worked or not. Paimon really stopped crying <(=^▽^=)＞]

Seeing that her words of comfort had worked, Ineff pressed her advantage and continued to encourage Paimon:

"Anyway, don't worry, in the traveler's heart, you will always be the most special person. Come on, say it with me: Paimon is the most special!"

Paimon felt that Ineff's words made sense, and his sadness vanished. He cheered along with Ineff, "Paimon is the most special!"

Ineff: "Paimon is the best!"

Paimon: "Paimon is the best!"

[Ineff: Little Paimon, you may have lost the Traveler, but you still have me. You can totally...]

[Uncle Yang: Damn Otto, you're everywhere! (crap crap)]

[March 7th: Little Paimon, believe in yourself, you are the most special!]

[Pomelo leaves: A unique emergency food.]

[Shibao: The most unique organic food.]

[Fireworks: An emergency food that can be eaten in large quantities.]

[Paimon: Stop, stop, stop! Where did these guys come from? Get them all out of here! s(?｀ヘ'?;)ゞ]

Before Ying even reached her, she heard Paimon joining Ineff in praising her, and then he looked at her with a teasing gaze:

"Hey~, Paimon, training a robot army here?"

Paimon angrily closed his eyes and retorted, "No way! o(*≧д≦)o!!"

[Billy: What an apt analogy! It really does look like Paimon is training an online army.]

[Kakuku: Seriously, buddy? Listen to what you're saying.]

[Star: Actually, Paimon's secret stash of money was already stolen by Yingjie; she had no money to train an online army. ╮(‵▽′)╭]

Ineff looked at Ying with a serious expression and pointed out the flaw in her previous statement:

"Correction: because I am of the Lei element, to be precise, she is training a robot—Lei Jun."

Unable to contain her excitement, Ying blurted out a sarcastic remark without thinking:

"What the heck is Lei Jun the robot?!"

[Aino: Something's not right? How did Ineff's lunar electric shock trigger superconductivity?]

[March 7th: My account was probably hacked by Sino ('-﹏-`；)]

[Captain: Robot Lei Jun, he seems a bit abstract. (；!＿!)]

【Sambo: Are you ok?Hello, thank you, thank you very much.╭?(￣ ▽￣)╭?】

[Yuzhen: From another perspective, Xiaomi is also part of the Mijia ecosystem, which makes perfect sense (◎_◎;)]

"System: Since this round's location is a resort, let's open a food prize pool."

[Paimon: A Heaven and Hell Layered Tower (Dawei's Feeding Diary)... Matcha cake, looks ugly!]

...Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Ying, hurry up and give me a few bottles of milk! I don't need yours, give me regular milk! If you're in a rush, anything will do! ('-ι_-｀)】

[Ineff: Arc Reactor O (Iron Man)... My energy comes from the Core, so I don't need this. Give it to Aino.]

[Ying: A whole pot of fried glutinous rice balls... Holy crap, this must have been made by a college student! It even explodes, I dare not eat it! ∑(??д??lll)]

"System: Honkai Impact 3 hasn't been updated in a long time, so I'll post this next one."

"Desert Square Dancing"

(Source material from Honkai Impact 3rd fan-made movie)

As soon as Kiana stepped out of the teleportation portal, she found herself high in the sky. Perhaps due to the lack of oxygen, Kiana felt dizzy. She instinctively opened her mouth to breathe, but a strong gust of wind rushed in: "Ah—!"

Kiana, like a blue shooting star, plunged straight down into the lake below. The violent impact not only created a huge splash but also carried her straight to the riverbed, her gaping mouth swallowing mouthfuls of silt: "Ugh... Ugh!"

[March 7th: That thing that flashed by just now looked like Kiana. Was she cosplaying as a deadly air-to-ground missile?]

[Captain: What a novel way to make an entrance! (⊙o⊙)]

[Zhu Yuan: Judging from the vomiting sound, Kiana must have eaten quite a bit just now.]

Kiana raised her hands high and struggled in the lake for a long time before finally climbing to the shore:

"Wow wow wow wow! ヾ(≧△≦*)ノ〃"

Looking at the dilapidated silhouette of the city in the distance, and the endless yellow sand all around, Kiana began to speculate about the setting of this world:

"So this time it's a wasteland world? ('⊙ω⊙`)"

[Hoshino: If I remember correctly, Kiana can swim, right?]

Kiana: Hehe~, the situation was too urgent at the time, it's normal that I didn't react in time! ヾ('▽｀;)ゝ

Kiana rummaged in her pocket for a moment, then turned around in shock to look at the lake she had just fallen into:

"Oh no! My leg fell into the lake!! (；OдO)"

Just then, the lake water began to bubble and burst forth with dazzling light.

As a robust Houmu slowly rose from the golden light before her, Kiana gasped in disbelief:

"Magic...magical creature! (?? д ??)!!!"

[Zhe: Now that the leg ring has fallen into the lake, it's time for the river god to step in. (∩△∩)]

[Gui Naifen: Wait, why do we need to find the river god for something that fell into the lake?! (?OдO)b]

[Empty: Have you read 100,000 Cold Jokes? Anything with the water radical (氵) is under the jurisdiction of the River God! (*σ'?`)σ]

[Qiong: The lake water is starting to react; it looks like something is trying to come out of it! ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: Wow~, what a huge homunculus! Captain, can I take it back with me (???)]

Chapter 337 I am the omniscient, omnipotent, and eternal god, the Demon God of Sand's Protection!

After introducing himself to Kiana, the robust Houmu confidently closed his eyes, and particles continuously gathered in his left and right hands, transforming into two exceptionally valuable-looking axes:

"I am the Demon God of Sand's Protection, young paramecium, did you drop a golden axe or a silver axe?"

Kiana recalled the appearance of the leg ring and sighed helplessly:

"Sigh~, I've fallen into a circle. (。'O﹏O`)"

"A circle?" Houmu looked at Kiana with a puzzled expression, feeling that the clues were running out.

Kiana was overjoyed, her hands clenched into fists, and she began to explain:

"Yes, that's very important. I need it to complete the mission."

[Paimon: The Demon God of Sand Protection, isn't that just the abbreviation for the Demon God of Sand Protection? (=ω=；)]

[Ten Cold Jokes O River God: Young Athena! Did you drop this group of Gold Saints, or this group of Silver Saints, or this group of Gold Saints?!]

[Potio: Holy crap, there really is a river god!]

Kiana: I clearly dropped a leg ring, where did these two axes come from?

[Dolly: I dropped the golden axe! (Determined expression JPG)]

[Sapirhom: Travelers from afar, your journey ends here.]

[Zhe: You've got the roles mixed up! You're Houmu, not the guy next door, Tianli. (；!＿!)]

Upon hearing those words, Houmu suddenly remembered. He looked at Kiana with a mischievous grin, pulled out his leg ring, and tossed it to her.

"Aww~, that collar you mentioned! Hehehe, mission accomplished, this young man knows how to have fun! (,,?ω?,,)"

Kiana took the item and stared blankly for a few seconds before realizing the meaning behind Hom's words. She immediately retorted with a look of shame and indignation:

"It's a leg ring, it's a leg ring! o(*//o//皿//o//*)q"

Kiana: What's with that smile? Why are you blushing like a teapot?!

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: Oh dear, Hom, you're blushing; come, let me see. (*σ'?`)σ]

[Frinina: Something's not right. I have a feeling this homunculus isn't acting quite right.]

[Star: Holy crap, that was a sudden and unexpected move! Those who know, know. (?????)]

【Hanabi: It's all just Mei's job. (,,?ω?,,)】

[Ring: I hope my instant understanding can be used in my cultivation. (/ω＼)]

Continuing with the procedure, Houmu should reward those who tell the truth. He confidently opened his arms, indicating to Kiana that she didn't need to be polite:

"Honest paramecium~, to commend your honesty, I will grant you a wish!"

Unexpectedly, there was an even greater surprise. Kiana looked at Homu in disbelief:

"Holy crap, is this for real? Does this kind of magic really exist!? (⊙o⊙)"

Houmu closed his eyes smugly and let out a hearty laugh:

"Hahaha, after all, I am the omniscient, omnipotent, and eternal god, the Demon God of Sand's Protection!"

[Alice: As we all know, miracles and magic come at a price. So, in what form was Houmu's wish fulfilled?]

[March 7th: If Kiana wishes for two spare leg rings, the workload might double.]

Kiana: Are you a devil?! ∑(??д??lll) ]

[Furina: Pfft~, she just opened with a national treasure, which shows how surprised Kiana was (*σ'?`)σ]

[Mei: It seems like even the insects don't have the genes of Shenzhou, so how come they can predict the C-verse without a teacher? (◎_◎;)]

[Natasha: Shouldn't we censor this? It's not good for children to learn this.]

[Ju Fufu: I suggest that a certain Sapi Demon God remove "omniscient and omnipotent" from his self-introduction.]

[Houmu: Is there a problem?]

[Hosho Emu: Because the last omniscient and omnipotent one had even had his ashes scattered (kind smile JPG.)]