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Kiana pointed to herself, looked at Hom with expectant eyes, and slowly uttered her wish:

"Then give me a movie version of this episode! (⊙?⊙)"

Houmu was about to agree when he suddenly realized something was wrong and quickly changed his mind:

"No problem, a piece of cake... Ah! A theatrical version! How could that possibly be possible!? Even if we turned on each other right now, I couldn't pad out the runtime that long! (◎_◎;)"

Upon learning that her wish couldn't be fulfilled, Kiana immediately put on a disgusted look and complained to Houmu:

"But aren't you an omniscient, omnipotent, and eternal god, the Demon God of Sand's Protection? You can't even do this? How dare you show your face in public! (?_?)"

Kiana: This Homura is so lame, he can't even do this in a mere movie.

[Furina: After all, he's the Sand Demon God, so you can't have too high expectations. ╮(‵▽′)╭]

Billy: This familiar scene reminds me of Dragon Ball.

Goku: Shenron, please revive Krillin!

[Shenlong: ... (Silence is golden.)]

[Goku: Please revive everyone killed by Buu.]

[Shenlong: No problem, this is too easy!]

[Gui Naifen: So... Krillin isn't actually human. (o_o)ゞ]

Krillin: Shenron, damn it! (+｀△')凸

[March 7th: Wait a minute, are those two just padding their video length?]

Houmu was certain it wasn't his fault. He glared at Kiana irritably and complained:

"Can't you make a more normal wish?! This is a desert! Why don't you wish for an endless supply of delicious food, or have some foresight and wish for mountains of gold and silver to use?!"

Kiana thought Homu was right and that she shouldn't overestimate him, so she closed her eyes and carefully considered what kind of wish would be appropriate:

"Let me think... Oh! Right, the toilet in my dorm got clogged this morning, could you unclog it!? (∩△∩)"

A hashtag suddenly appeared on Houmu's face as it stared at Kiana in disbelief:

"I am the supreme demon god, and you actually asked me to unclog the toilet?! Change your wish!"

[Captain: 3S! I want all my Valkyries to become 3S!]

[Ju Fufu: Where can you find endless delicious food?]

Paimon: I can help too (?o? o?)?

[Su Chang: If Kiana wishes for Delilah to disappear, will the rest of the quests be completed immediately? (⊙o⊙)]

[Alice: While your idea is good, a Sand Demon who can't even produce a theatrical version has no ability to deal with a virus on a multiverse level. ╮( oωo )╭]

[Ring: Suddenly I noticed Kiana's clothes are so white, oh wait, so big (?﹃ ?)]

[Vivian: Lord Phaethon, you'd better be talking about clothes (╬∩?∩)]

[Catherine: Traveler, the toilet at Qingce Manor is clogged, come quickly.]

[Star: Incapable of big tasks, unwilling to do small ones, truly worthy of being called the Sand Demon God. (：￢_￢)]

Kiana, true to her original aspirations, calmly looked at Homura:

"I still want the theatrical version. (?`_'?)"

Houmu was getting impatient, glaring angrily at Kiana:

"Are you trying to pick a fight?! Do you even allow it?! (╬◣д◢)"

Zhe: What a brilliant move by Huaqiang to buy melons! ('⊙ω⊙`)

[Captain: My DNA is stirring!]

[Empty: You fucking ripped my melon, huh? (,,?ω?,,)]

[March 7th: At this rate, are those two going to start fighting? Σ(っ°Д °;)っ]

[Sambo: Be confident, a fight is definitely going to break out. ╮( oωo )╭]

Chapter 338 Kiana: Sigh, this world is beyond saving.

Kiana frowned, looking at Hom with a defiant expression:

"If you could make me a theatrical version, I'd definitely say yes! Are you kidding me? (。ì _ í。)"

Houmu felt that Kiana was provoking him, and he became furious. He stretched out his palm, which was gathering energy, and slapped it directly at her:

"You dare to question me? I'll use all my magic right now to remove your combat suit!"

[Captain: At this moment, Kiana is like Hua Qiang possessed; if she were holding a watermelon knife, she'd look even more like him. ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Yuzhen: If you can't win an argument, just resort to violence. This Sand Demon God really can't take a joke.]

[Furina: Sarilang~, Sarilang~!]

[Star: They're actually going to erase Kiana's combat suit?! What a stroke of luck! (???)]

[Ying: Hehehe~, is this something I can watch for free? (,,?ω?,,)]

[March 7th: Which side are these two perverts on?! (╬◣д◢)]

As Houmu's hand drew closer, Kiana shyly crossed her arms and hugged herself tightly.

"Haaaaaah.../(//O/ω/O//)/"

The moment Houmu touched Kiana, a pure white holy light enveloped her.

As the light gradually faded, Houmu looked at the unchanged Kiana and was immediately drenched in sweat, his face filled with disbelief:

"How is this possible!? I used all my screenwriting skills, and it still didn't work! (；O︿O)"

Kiana: Get away from me! Don't come any closer! Σ(°Д°;) 】

[Alice: The humanoid holy light is so blinding, it looks like a magical girl transforming.]

[Rin: Now! Disappear, battle suit! (???)]

[March 7th: Huh? Kiana doesn't seem to have changed at all.]

[Mei: Because that wouldn't pass censorship, it would be censored. ╮( oωo )╭]

[Reviewer: That's right, the supreme power of review stopped all of this. How could a mere screenwriter possibly be a match for me! ?(=^▽^=)?]

Kiana, hands in her pockets, closed her eyes smugly, a knowing smile playing on her lips:

"Hehe~, didn't expect that, did you! Before I came, the planner informed me that... there's a pervert among the scriptwriters; so... I wore two layers of clothing! <(￣︶￣)>"

Houmu knelt helplessly on the beach, unwillingly supporting his body with his arms:

"This is outrageous! I went to such lengths for ratings! I've let everyone down!"

[Zhe: That despicable Babar plotted this, I advise you not to meddle in other people's business (╬∩?∩)]

【Ying: Damn it, you bastard planner, you've done so many bad things (「▼皿▼)】

[Qiong: Sand Demon God, don't be discouraged! Stand tall! Only one layer left! Try again after your magic power recovers.]

[Captain: You've done enough. It's okay if you fail. Just leave the rest to the browser. (っ'ω｀)ノ(╥ω╥)]

Just then, Deli's silly scream reached their ears at the same time:

"TeriTeri~TeriTeri~TeriTeri~"

Following the sound, Kiana spotted five pairs of scarlet pupils in the bushes, and immediately broke out in a cold sweat with tension.

"What?! Delilah actually chased us all the way here! (◎_◎;)"

Houmu was already used to these silly girls, and explained to them:

"You mean this group of middle-aged women? They're just here to do square dancing!"

Paimon: There are so many Delilahs! ('⊙o⊙`)

[Uncle Yang: It seems this world has been contaminated by the Delicious virus.]

Kiana: Two against five, the advantage is on my side (。ì _ í。)

[Ju Fufu: Seriously? A bunch of idiots gathered together just to do square dancing?]

[Love Clothes: No problem, square dancing is the cure for Deliciousness ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Paimon: Mount Sumeru is empty, the grass god is in the desert. Σ( ° △ °|||)︴]

Kiana stared in disbelief at the group of idiots, realizing she hadn't even noticed their presence.

"Huh!? What did you say? They've been here all along?"

Houmu shrugged nonchalantly, then pointed to the speaker behind Kiana, preparing to give her a live demonstration:

"Yeah, we've been together for thousands of years! They were quite difficult at first, um... but as soon as I put on some music, they get so hyped they can't stop! See that speaker? Now, turn it on!"

[Kaeya: We've been together for thousands of years! So this is a future timeline?]

[Hugo: After such a long time, there should be no normal people left in the world.]

[Anbi: It feels like I'm watching "Corpse Brother".]

[Captain: Saikuni high iron duck! (hand drilling temple JPG.)]

[March 7th: Putting everything else aside, can you explain where the electricity comes from in the desert? And where did you plug it in?! (?OдO)b]

After Kiana pressed the play button on the speaker, a burst of powerful music immediately rang out, and the Dolce & Gabbana all raised their small fans and swayed them in unison to the rhythm.

“…Ta-da~ Ta-da~ Ta-da~ Ta-da~ Ta-da~ Ta-da~…”

Feeling the vibration from the leg ring in her pocket, Kiana looked down and was surprised to find that her energy had been fully replenished.

"Hey! It's done already? (?OдO)b"

Theresa: Please, look at me carefully.

[Anbi: Single dog~ duck~, you don't have a boyfriend~ you don't have a boyfriend~ single dog~]

[Billy: Forgive me for laughing, it wasn't very kind of me.]

[March 7th: This kind of art is still too advanced for today's standards (；OдO)]