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[Captain: Pfft~, the core power of the Herrscher of Grass has been unleashed (,,?ω?,,)]

[Hoshino: Have you ever seen the Grass God in his prime? Eh, I saw it today! (?????)]

After pondering for a moment, Sapi Houmu reached out and took off his cloak, transforming back into a normal Houmu. He then quickly walked to the middle of the Deli Sha:

"However, the drawbacks are also quite obvious..."

Kiana was stunned and speechless as she watched Hom perfectly blend in with the Dorisha.

"Why are you dancing too! ∑(??д??lll)?"

The scene before her was too outrageous. Kiana put on her headphones, shook her head helplessly, then turned and walked into the passage to the next world.

"Sigh, this world is beyond saving..."

[Furina: No wonder these Delilahs are so different; it turns out you've reversed the virus's influence!]

[Qingque: He even took the center position.]

[Ring: Good grief, using even more powerful mental pollution to subvert the level of Delilah. (⊙o⊙)]

Paimon: Kiana was stunned for a whole year.

Kiana: So, my mission this time is to adapt to alien culture? (ー△ー；)

[Mei: To be honest, I'd really like to see Kiana dance along.]

[Ai-chan: What a pity, the assimilation wasn't successful ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

"System: Reward time is up. Please invite the two lucky winners to begin the prize draw."

Kiana: A knock-off of the magic weapon—the Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover (drooling god-like)... Is this design for real? I'll give it to Mei as a gift.

[Theresa: The counterfeit magic weapon - the apricot yellow flag (drooling god)...isn't this just a bow-tie briefs! And it's even gay purple!]

Chapter 339 This is... a fragment of a hero!

"System: I will uninstall Genshin Impact and join the more authoritative Genshin Impact: Song of the Sky. The latest version update has also started the Nordcale map."

But Ying and Paimon got stuck at customs in Nordcale, so let's take a look at what's going on.

"So this is how it was solved?"

(Source: YouTuber)

On the dock leading from Nata to Nordkale, Ying looked at the densely packed Fool soldiers before her, and helplessly walked up to their leader (referred to as Xiao Shuai), looking at him awkwardly:

"I'm just going through customs, why are there so many people? (_?；)"

Xiao Shuai looked at Ying with a serious expression and stated his guess:

“Recently, our Fools have suffered heavy losses and suspect that we have been tricked by something. Now we have to be carefully checked when entering the country.”

[Marani: It's quite rare to see so many fools gathered together.]

[Yuuma: I remember the last time they gathered was when they fought against the Abyss together, led by the captain and with Nata.]

[March 7th: Could something big be happening in Nordkalé as well?]

[Captain: What happened? Did the Doctor blow up the moon and shoot Kiana down? Or is Nordcalle about to release the Frostmoon Tome?]

[Kong: Shut your mouth and stop bastarding!]

Kiana: The Fatui are the biggest evil force in Teyvat, yet they still got tricked.

[Qiong: With all the factions in Nordkalai locked in fierce competition, the Treasure Thieves have managed to secure a place for themselves. What else is impossible? ╮( oωo )╭]

Ying looked at Xiao Shuai with a puzzled expression, unable to understand what they had gone through to become so cautious:

"How severe were the losses?"

Upon hearing this question, Xiao Shuai instantly perked up. He suddenly opened his eyes wide and stared intently at Ying.

"More than a thousand of our advance teams sent to various countries have gone missing."

Ying recalled the hundreds and thousands of Fool's Badges of various ranks in her backpack, and a cold sweat broke out on her forehead. She turned her head away, unable to meet the other person's eyes.

"That's quite a loss! (;?﹏?';)"

[Dartaria: @Firefly, how dare you ask about the losses? It's all your doing! (；￢_￢)]

[Captain: How come only a thousand or so are missing? Hagiwara, you're not good enough! Back when I played Genshin Impact, every Fatui stronghold in Teyvat was wiped out at least three times. (︶?︶)]

[Zhe: Is this much material in my backpack really enough?]

[Potio: Holy crap, even if you add all these things together, the amount isn't even a fraction of what I have!! ＜(￣︶￣)＞]

[Topa: Hehe...]

Taking advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention to her, Ying immediately opened her backpack and, under Paimon's questioning gaze, stuffed all the badges into her mouth.

Thinking about the current situations of his superiors, Xiao Shuai helplessly shrugged.

"The servant and the young master have not returned yet, and even the young lady escaped from the Fools a while ago. ╮( oωo )╭"

Ying nervously opened her backpack again, rummaged through the materials that the young master and servant had dropped in Zhou Ben, and stuffed them all into Paimon's mouth.

[Pan Yinhu: So that's how you solve problems! Destroying the evidence directly, is that even possible? ('⊙ω⊙`)]

Paimon: @Firefly, look carefully, is this thing edible?! Don't stuff everything into my mouth! (╬◣д◢)

[Qiong: That's right, they haven't returned yet. The young master and his servant have been turned into weekly bosses by the evil Hagi-Ying! It seems the two executives won't be back until we defeat her.]

[Azure Horn: Wow! Paimon has such a good appetite! She just ate over 1700 badges and then stuffed in 32 weekly dungeon materials!]

[March 7th: Is this really okay? Look at her face, it's turned blue, she looks like she's going to throw up (；OдO)]

[Sino: Don't worry, we just need to find Paimon a good horse, and we can cure her.]

[A-Quan: Huh? But why?]

[Sino: Because Dou Erdun with the blue face stole the imperial horse!]

Xiao Shuai raised his hand to wipe away the tears on his eye mask, his voice trembling with emotion:

"We, the Fools, have also lost our captain and our lady, both executive officers. ('-ω?`)"

Seeing the other person crying so bitterly, Ying wanted to go over and comfort them, but she didn't know how to do it, so she could only smile awkwardly.

"That's such a pity! ヾ('▽｀;)ゝ"

[Captain: Actually, there's no need to be too sad. The captain is already permanently stationed in the open world. If you want to see him, you can go to the throne and pay your respects.]

[Dolly: Lord Sango Mahabay suggests building a popular photo spot at the throne! Tickets are only 500 Mora each, a sure win! ($ω$)]

[Captain (in the revival match): Don't force me to get up and beat you up! (?_?)╭?]

Just then, something fell from Ying's body and made a crisp sound.

Hearing the noise beside him, Xiao Shuai suddenly opened his eyes and stared at Ying and Paimon with a suspicious look:

"What is that thing? (?△?)"

Just then, Paimon's body reached its limit, and a colorful rainbow burst from his mouth, mixed with the material that Ying had just inserted:

"Ugh~!o(X﹏X)o"

Seeing that her crimes had been exposed, Ying broke out in a cold sweat and explained, word by word:

"This is... a hero fragment! ('▽｀;)ゝ"

Xiao Shuai opened his eyes wide in disbelief, wondering if he had misheard: "(O△O)!"

[Woman: That looks like my mourning mask. When did she touch it?]

[Captain: When you got cleaved to death by Thor's sword (,,?ω?,,)]

[Topa: Isn't it a bit inappropriate to wander around with someone's belongings? (=ω=；)]

[Billy: I suggest you take off the fragments of the Grand Duke of Hellfire before saying that (；!＿!)]

[Furina: Paimon's rainbow fountain performance deserves an 8.6 out of 10!]

Kiana: Because she looks a bit dead.

[Vita: Hahaha, Yingmei's mention of "hero fragments" scared Xiaoshuai so much that his lips turned into sausage lips like Xiaohei's! (*σ'?`)σ]

[March 7th: They all dropped from the young master and his servants, so calling them hero fragments doesn't seem wrong (-_-)ゞ]

In the prison in Nordkal, Paimon floated beside Ying, watching her with interest, and teased:

"It's so strange, it feels like coming home (?????)"

Although Ying looked somewhat annoyed, her tone remained confident and assertive when she spoke:

"Just tell me whether we've reached Nordkalé or not. (ー`_'ー)"

[March 7th: It seems Sister Ying is in a similar situation to us; every time a new map is opened, she gets caught up in huge trouble.]

[Zhe: Who isn't? Every time a new map is released, it triggers a main story-level crisis. ╮( oωo )╭]

[Star: On the bright side, we were almost never wanted when we were exploring the map. (,,?ω?,,)]

[Ying: ..., Kafka (Nima)! (艹皿艹)]

[Captain: Hahaha, I won't say who broke through my defenses. (?????)]

Chapter 340 Kerudela: Alright, you've already called me Emperor, so what else is there to say!

System: "Friends, the short video is over! This time, you two can try out my new lottery module."

I spent a fortune buying this from the other game's "Knife Fighting System" for only 9.9 yuan with free shipping. They say there's a chance of drawing a top-tier treasure.

[March 7th: This is really mysterious (；￣д￣)]

[Ying: Merlin's ripped lace stockings (Harry Potter)... What kind of trash is this (?_?)]

[Great Magician Merlin: I'll die right here today, jumping off the roof. These things aren't even in my wardrobe! (╬◣д◢)]

Paimon: Fifty Chocolate Frogs... It's the first time I've ever seen moving chocolates. I'm calling Xiangling and Aikofi to eat them together. Let's see if we can come up with a recipe (?o? o?)?

System: "The Onpharos storyline was too heartbreaking, all because of that wretched roast chicken. Next, let's show you some Onpharos from other worlds to relax."

"Haiserin: Cerydra"