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"They're ignoring everyone!"

"All you do is grin like an idiot!"

"Ignoring everyone! Just grinning like an idiot!"

"Reasonable person! Laughing foolishly! Person! Laughing!!!"

[Furina: Hahaha, Orpheus's silly laugh is so funny, I'm going to record it and watch it over and over again. (*σ'?`)σ]

[Yao Jiayin: Unbelievable! Look what they've done to the child!]

[Gui Naifen: The will-o'-the-wisp is really powerful. It silently taught Orpheus a unique skill, although it's not very useful.]

[Sino: That's a really good joke, because it's a homophone, so "ghost fire" means...!]

[Tinari: Seno, shut up! (Manually mute JPG)]

[Most Degree: Slander! Utter slander! Believe me or not, I'll bite you to death!]

System: "Now it's reward time. Orpheus and Will-o'-the-Wisp, quickly see what good stuff you can get."

[Will-o'-the-Wisp: ...Now I can freely switch between modes, I'm going to find some mechs to play with! (???)]

[Ophis: ...The room is already overflowing. I need a bigger display shelf. Having too many figures is a real problem.]

[Billy: Oh my god! Dude, are you even speaking human language?! I wish I had that kind of trouble too (╥_╥)]

System: "As everyone knows, the power of Sino's lame jokes is terrifying; they almost wiped out a planet's civilization..."

"Regarding the matter of saving the planet where telling corny jokes freezes people."

(Source material from Genshin Impact's 2025 birthday party)

In the vast and boundless universe, a magnetic voice of narration resounded:

The camera pans slightly, revealing a high-speed spaceship hurtling straight toward a blue planet.

[Captain: This opening line sounds so familiar! I thought it was from Seer!]

[Qiong: In the year 2010 of the park, there are 3,650 days left until Teyvat's energy is depleted (,,?ω?,,)]

[Nekota: Now I've gone from a traveler to a pioneer, meow.]

[Vilvie: If I'm not mistaken, that spaceship that flashed by just now was from Star Trek]

[Tinari: I have a bad feeling. Everyone, turn on the heating quickly and be careful to keep warm!]

[March 7th: I'm already looking for a down jacket]

The perspective shifts to the interior of the planet, where the ground is covered with solid blue ice, which holds the bodies of local inhabitants. Most of them have their hands covering their ears, and their faces all bear the same expression of terror.

Tinari: "Huh? (o'ω'o)?"

[Paimon: So many people are frozen solid!! o((⊙﹏⊙))o]

[Captain: What a lame joke that froze the world! That's outrageous!]

[Star: Hahaha, I can't take it anymore, I'm laughing so hard I want to scream for help! (*σ'?`)σ]

[Zhe: Judging from Tinari's tone, little friend~ do you have a lot of questions~ (,,?ω?,,) ]

Chapter 353 There are always exceptionally talented warriors who can face the might of the god of lame jokes.

Tinari: "Huh? No?"

Suddenly receiving too much abstract information left Tinari speechless, prompting him to mutter:

"Wait, how can there be a god of lame jokes?"

Sino: "Heh, because lame jokes are awkward (GOD)."

[Danheng: The situation on this planet sounds very similar to that of Yalilo, except that the disaster turned into...]

[Tinari: Say that again! What the hell?! God of lame jokes?]

[Aha: Hahaha, this must be the work of the Big Wind Agency! (*σ'?`)σ]

[A-Quan: Bu-Hao! It's Sino invading! Quickly seal off the entire arena!]

[Vivian: I feel like Tina's criticisms are always so timely.]

[Shut up: The translation is "god," a pun used here to describe an awkward joke, making it hilarious.]

Perhaps the ship's public address system was not turned off, which allowed Seno and Tinari's conversation to be clearly heard by everyone.

In an instant, everyone stopped what they were doing. After being frozen solid for two seconds, they were all turned into solid ice. Even Liu Shen and Navelette in the cockpit were not spared.

With all the pilots frozen in place, the spaceship, which had been hovering in mid-air, crashed to the ground, sending plumes of black smoke billowing up.

[March 7th: They actually use Thor to charge this spaceship! This spaceship is really...so environmentally friendly!]

【Yae no Miko: General's Brand Endless Energy, consumes one string of three-colored dumplings per hour, you deserve to have it】

[Ying: Wendy is slacking off and drinking, while Grandpa Zhongli is playing Connect Four, and he's lost.]

[Yuzhen: They're already on an interstellar trip, and Vilette is still handling official business. She's so dedicated!]

[Ju Fufu: There are seven people in the cockpit, but three of them are just slacking off (=ω=；)]

Mei: Aside from the Thunder General who's focused on supplying power, only Nasita, Fryna, and Mavica are working diligently.

[Shibao: Hahaha! Bengbu is locked down, it has to be Sino! He attacked my teammates right from the start, wiping them out completely!]

[Aha: The plan to destroy Teyvat was devised by Lord Cyno!]

[Fireworks: Yay! The whole series is over! Hooray! ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ]

[Yuma: Wait a minute, there's even a "Slacking Off Department"? I want to join too (???)]

[Captain: Let Sino be the air conditioning manager. He can use a corny joke to cool things down, saving on electricity bills. (Smirking emoji)]

[Gui Naifen: Judging from Flint's position, he still loves lamps.]

[Funinga: I feel like something's missing; ours hasn't appeared yet.]

[Ajo: Wait a minute, what does "Beast Tamer Ginitch" mean?! (Angry emoji)]

The perspective shifts to the interior of the Teyvat's crew cabin, where two mascots fly up from the frozen crowd.

A-Qiao: "What's going on? Why are we all frozen?"

Kakuku: "It's so cold, buddy."

Kiana: The situation in the crew cabin is terrible too. Klee, Childe, Leosley, and Shinonin are all frozen.

[Thunderous Movie: There are always creatures on earth who dare to face the might of thunder; please settle your copyright fees.]

[Billy: Resurrected in 30 Seconds, Check it out!]

[Jingyuan: It seems that the two mascots, Aqiao and Kakuku, haven't been affected at all.]

[March 7th: So the curse is literally what it says! (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴]

[Ajo: Congratulations to the great Holy Dragon Kuleo Ajo for winning MVP!]

[Kakuku: Listen to what you have to say, buddy.]

Clearly, these two mascots weren't the only survivors; as the camera panned, other figures came into view.

Lauma: "I don't get it."

Flint: "I'm sleeping."

Ginitch: "I think it's hilarious."

Euron: "Indeed, I'm the laughingstock."

Sino spread his hands, looking at the others with a puzzled expression: "Isn't it funny?"

[Nekota: Phylliss was so lucky to have avoided the lame joke because he was sleeping, meow!]

[Theresa: If I remember correctly, neither of them, Nordkalé and the other two, are human, so they shouldn't be affected by the curse.]

[Maranie: Given Kinich's personality, it's amazing he wasn't frozen.]

[Kinic: I'm so sorry I survived, I let you down. *speechless*]

[Sambo: Finally, let's give our [people] a round of applause! Clap clap]

[A-Quan: Hehehe, the culprit is really going to make me laugh! o(*≧▽≦)ツ~ ┴┴]

The hatch of the Teyvat slowly opened, and the last five survivors, along with two dragons, stepped out of the ship.

[Star: There are five humans, three of whom are lightning-type. Ineff, you are not one of them.]

[Bai Er: I can't take it anymore, the damn Savior is still chasing me!]

Upon seeing the unfamiliar faces of Seno and the others, the elder became excited:

"Great! You are the prophesied extraterrestrial saviors!"

Lauma looked at the elder with a puzzled expression: "Hmm? You knew we would come."

[Zhe: The elder looks so familiar. I bet he also has a home planet called Namek, which is famous for Dragon Balls that can grant wishes (,,?ω?,,)]

[Ying: Oh my god, where did this savior from outer space come from? This isn't the neighboring Bengite, where did this Onpharos come from? (◎_◎;)]

[Captain: It's been a long time since I've heard such authentic, albeit somewhat broken, English, with a Hunan accent mixed in. No wonder he's an elder; he's got some skills!]

[March 7th: What exactly are you admiring?! (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴]

Chapter 354 Don't let little brats interrupt when adults are speaking!

The elder waved his hands, summoning an ancient-looking book:

"Correct is a language that records everything."

"You will lead us to conquer the palace of the god of lame jokes, beat the cold warriors guarding the cold palace, and solve the crisis of the planet."

[Treasure Hunter: 666, they're not even acting anymore! What NPC just reads the script?! Could it be that the Grand Elder received some kind of doomsday guidance like Eriol?!]

[Su Chang: Xiao Gui Zi, I feel like English knowledge has entered my brain in a strange way]

[Gui Naifen: And then it leaks out from both ears, right? ╮( oωo )╭]