[Ambi: Simply put, Rauma and the others need to go to the Demon King's castle, defeat the Great Demon King and his minions, and then save this planet, right?]

[Funinga: Although the way it's phrased is a bit childish, the general idea is correct.]

[Rin: That pill is hot! The ultimate villain, Seno, is already in front of them (°ー°〃)]

A-Qiao flew to the elder's side with Kakuku, looking at him with a slightly speechless expression:

"Why does this old man's voice smell like garlic mixed with red wine?"

Upon hearing Ah Qiao's words, the elder immediately became displeased, removing his right hand from the book and pointing angrily at Ah Qiao:

"Don't let little kids interrupt when adults are talking! (╬◣д◢)"

Kiana: That sounds like a strange analogy, but Joe and the others are still on someone else's turf. Is it really okay to make such comments about this place?

[Ju Fufu: The elder seems to be angry.]

[Ah Qiao: Hehe~, he's getting anxious! He's getting anxious!! (*σ'?`)σ]

[Danheng: @Kinich, keep an eye on your Joe!]

[Ginitch: I'll put him in solitary confinement right now]

Kakuku turned around and looked at Aqiao with an indifferent expression: "Little guy, buddy."

With just one simple sentence, A Qiao broke down completely. He glared at Kakuku, his face red and neck bulging: "What did you say? I am the great Holy Dragon. I am not small, nor am I a thing."

Facing the furious Ajo, Kakukui remained calm and slowly repeated the last half of Ajo's sentence: "You're a jerk, buddy."

[Ah Qiao: You mere little kakuku, don't you even know your own size? How dare you call me a little thing! Angry JPG]

[Captain: Pfft~, Kakuku is definitely Ajo's nemesis. (Schadenfreude emoji)]

[Nekota: Hahaha, A-Qiao is really hilarious, actually saying he's not a thing, meow!]

[Ah Qiao: I already said it was just a slip of the tongue! Just a slip of the tongue!]

Lauma felt that saving lives was the priority, so she readily agreed:

“Take us there, Elder.”

The elder, his hands resting on his cane, chuckled softly as he looked at the crowd.

"Hehe, don't worry, Cold Warrior is still going strong. You guys need some more tests. (*^ω^*)"

Philin looked at the other person with a puzzled expression: "Aren't you afraid of being frozen?"

The elder squinted confidently, then rubbed his thick beard with his delicate fingers.

"Hehe, I've been able to live like this for so long, I'm already useless for most awkward situations."

[Ginich: This elder clearly doesn't believe in our strength; he even planned to test us before we set off (?_?)]

[Kiana: This is the first time I've heard of something like this. It seems quite novel, but how do I test it? (Scratching her head in confusion)]

[Ju Fufu: You should ask Sino; he's the real expert when it comes to lame jokes.]

[March 7th: Although the test was proposed by the elder, if he loses, he'll probably be frozen into an ice sculpture too ╮( oωo )╭]

[Fireworks: I hope the elder can always maintain this mysterious self-confidence. (Smirking emoji)]

Seeing the elder's confident demeanor, Seno chuckled softly, then leaned close to his ear:

"Hmph, (gurgle gurgle gurgle)..."

The elder's narrowed eyes widened instantly as he looked at Seno in disbelief, his five toes involuntarily digging deep furrows into the ground.

"Wow, it's a pun! Too awkward! My toes are involuntarily dancing on the ground! (@@!!)"

Seeing the elder trembling with fear, A Qiao couldn't help but start complaining:

"Your resistance is way too low! (╬◣д◢)"

[Captain: Hmph, a smile from Seno can mean the difference between life and death. (Smirking emoji)]

[Furina: Elder, danger!]

[Yuzu Leaf: To actually say you're immune to awkward jokes in front of the God of Cold Jokes, Elder, you've really gone down the wrong path.]

[Star: Hehehe, I'm a bit out of touch! A mere pun can get the elder so excited!]

[Yuan Shang: God's toes are dancing on the ground! The mental state of the inhabitants of this planet is far too advanced.]

[Ah Qiao: I often feel out of place with you guys because I'm not abstract enough. ( ̄ω ̄;)]

The elder looked down at his right leg and then noticed his unintentional masterpiece:

"Ugh, my toes actually dug out maps leading to the Cold Palace!!!! ∑(°Д°ノ)ノ"

A Qiao: "The plot progression is so abrupt! (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴"

[Billy: Holy crap, those toes are so flexible!]

Kiana: As expected of an elder, she certainly has some special skills. (Shocking JPG)

[Ying: Hahaha, it really is stiff! Even Qiao couldn't stand it!]

The elder looked at his right hand, which was slowly freezing, and a look of horror appeared on his face:

"Quick, quick, save me! There's still a chance!" (o Д o*)

Kinich stood quietly to the side, resting his chin on his left hand, observing the curse's onset with great interest:

"Interesting, is the arm the first thing to freeze? ('⊙_⊙`)"

A-Qiao: "Stop commentating!"

[Captain: Look at the ice block that suddenly appeared in the elder's hand. Does this mean the curse has taken effect? ​​(⊙o⊙)]

[Furina: As expected, when it comes to lame jokes, you can always trust Sino's expertise. Thumbs up JPG]

[March 7: Pfft~, a perfectly normal Joe suddenly became the tsukkomi (straight man)! (*σ'?`)σ]

Billy: It said everything I wanted to say.

The ice spread extremely quickly, instantly enveloping the elder's entire body, leaving only his head exposed.

"I won't die until I see victory! I won't die until I see victory!"

Philinus held his five fingers together and gently waved them in front of the elder:

"Let's make the most of our final moments. We'll take care of the rest."

[Zhu Yuan: Ugh~, if you're already exhausted, don't even think about rhyming.]

[Shibao: He kept using puns until his last breath; it's truly heartbreaking]

Chapter 355 The Elder's Sacrifice Ignites the Flames of Rebellion

The elder's voice grew weaker and weaker until his head was encased in ice: "I won't die, I won't die... click."

Seeing the elder lying stiffly on the ground, the villagers immediately covered their heads with their hands and cried out in panic, "Elder—! (@@!!)"

Philinus spread his hands and pressed them down to calm the villagers down before speaking to soothe their emotions: "Everyone, there is no time for sadness. The decisive moment has arrived. Join us to save the planet."

The villagers quickly recovered from their grief over the elder's passing, regained their morale, and joined Philinz in chanting, "Save the planet! Save the planet! ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ"

[Nekota: This time, the elder was truly stunned, meow!]

[Captain: Great! That's a great result for the Hall of Rebirth! Walnut will arrive on the battlefield in five seconds!]

[Gui Naifen: These villagers recovered so quickly!]

Amber: I didn't feel a single moment of sadness at the Elder's passing.

Billy: For the sake of the planet, join me and become a hero!

[Zhe: Hahaha, I can't take it anymore, why are they so abstract! (=^▽^=)]

[Lucy: What incredible mental state! Have all the normal people on this planet been encased in ice? (;O_O)]

The five people and two dragons regrouped and set off again, leading the surviving villagers to the villains' stronghold.

Ajo didn't understand what had just happened. After flying to Seno's side, she looked at him curiously:

"So what did you say to that old man just now?"

Wendy: The Elders' sacrifice will not stop us from moving forward!

[Ai-chan: As for why the elder sacrificed himself, don't worry about that for now]

[Zhe: The elder's sacrificial ceremony to the heavens possesses boundless power!]

[March 7th: So far, all the friendly forces that have sacrificed themselves were killed by Senok, right?]

[A-Quan: I strongly suspect he's a spy sent by the enemy. I suggest a thorough investigation. (,,?ω?,,)]

Sino chuckled softly, then began to recall the details of what had just happened:

[Tinari: For everyone's safety, someone quickly cover Seno's mouth! (?OдO)b]

[Azure Horn: I disagree with Seno's opinion; the Kyoto Rose flavor is also quite good!]

[Leosley: Is it my problem? It's kind of funny.]

After a brief silence, Kinich and Orloren, who have a low threshold for laughter, were the first to burst out laughing: "Pfft!" x 2

Immediately afterwards, the villagers following behind the crowd were all turned into ice sculptures, none of them spared.

Kakuku glanced at the frozen villagers, then looked at Seno in bewilderment: "Seriously? Dude?"

Philins put his hands behind his back and left the awkward scene, saying, "Since things have come to this, let's eat first."

Lauma crossed her arms and looked at the others expressionlessly: "I still don't get it."

Seno, chin in hand, walked over to Lauma's side: "Heh, is it possible that he just called for an ambulance?"

The narrator's tone was filled with helplessness, as he hoped that the remaining few could survive and reach the Cold Palace:

[Tinari: Sigh~, I knew this would happen]

[Fireworks: Let's congratulate Mr. Seno on his third goal, wiping out his allies once again. (Smirking emoji)]

Kiana: I sensed a great deal of doubt from Kakuku's tiny dragon eye.

[Vivian: This mission, more about surviving Cyno than fighting the Cold Warriors and saving the planet, seems much more challenging.]

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