[Ying: That's right. The enemy hasn't even made a move yet, and our allies have already become expendable resources, sacrificing themselves one after another at the hands of Cyno.]
[Dream Seeker: Hahaha, this is hilarious! Even the narrator can't stand it!]
Following the map's directions, the seven-member team arrived at a dark, ancient castle. It was pitch black, with only occasional bursts of purple lightning illuminating their path.
As soon as the group entered the castle, they saw five figures of different shapes standing at the entrance, as if they had been waiting for a long time.
[Mei: This cold palace looks like Wolfsburg.]
[Ying: And these five guys are definitely imitating the Ginyu Force, right?]
With one hand behind his back, Euron calmly watched as someone prepared to grab him: "Xiao Ming was pouring juice, and he was assassinated."
He paused for a moment, then scratched his head in confusion: "Uh, why?"
Orlan: "Because he poured too much juice."
Finally realizing the joke, he raised his hand in shock to cover his head, but before he could finish the movement, he was quickly frozen into an ice sculpture.
[Sino: That's a really good joke. Euron is indeed very talented.]
[Yuzu Leaf: I never thought I could use a lame joke to freeze the enemy in reverse, that's interesting!]
Kiana: My father once said that we must use magic to defeat magic.
[Siegfried: Which father are you talking about?]
He grinned mischievously at Lauma and recited a prepared lame joke with great expression, but after waiting for a while, there was still no response from Lauma: "Once upon a time, there was a man named Xiaoqiang, but Xiaoqiang didn't hear it."
Lauma calmly watched as the corners of her mouth gradually drooped: "I don't get it."
His limbs twitched involuntarily, and finally, accompanied by a gritted-teeth expression on his face, he froze into an ice sculpture: "Ughhhhh, I've been totally screwed up! (▼皿▼#)"
Seno walked unhurriedly to Lauma's side: "Let me explain."
Billy: This cold-blooded guy isn't very good either. Even I'm better than him. Why are you all so quiet when you're fishing? Because of silent fishing (remains silent)
Nicole: What virus has Billy caught this time? We should take her to Grace for a checkup sometime.
[Grace: No problem, send it over, I guarantee I'll cure you!]
[Ying: Compared to the lame jokes, I still find the part where he was awkwardly caught off guard by Lauma's antics more interesting.]
[Shut up: Joke analysis---The first half of the sentence has two meanings: one is that the person's name is Xiaoqiang, and the other is...]
[Tinari: Shut up and Seno, you two shut your mouths. (;¬_¬)]
Kakuku and Aqiao were surrounded by two cold warriors, one on each side.
"Little animals, don't go west."
"Because you are going to the East Zoo."
&: "Hahahaha!" X2
Chapter 356 Come on! Open the gates and enter the final battle!
Kaku ignored the two seemingly dim-witted cold warriors and turned to look at Ajo beside him:
"You're a jerk, buddy."
A Qiao immediately blushed and said, "Shut up! You're the one who's no good."
Kakuku: "You're getting anxious, buddy!"
[Frost & Freeze: Listen to people properly, you idiot!]
[Shibao: Is there a network delay? The elder has been dead for so long, and these two are still arguing about whether it was something or not!]
[Dan Heng: Even the two cold-blooded warriors next to him were completely ignored]
[Ifa: This is their usual way of interacting; you get used to it, so it doesn't seem strange.]
[Zhe: In the end, it's because A-Qiao has too fiery a temper. I suggest sending her to Grandpa Zhong's place so she can experience the leisurely life of a retired old man.]
[Ginich: Forget it. Knowing Arjo's personality, it'll most likely take a hit from the Heavenly Star, and it's hard to say whether it'll even come back alive. (ー△ー;)]
[A Qiao: Hmph, just a retired martial god. One strike and I'll make him beg me not to die. Proud JPG]
Seeing the two little creatures arguing as if no one else was around, I assumed they hadn't understood, so I decided to explain: "Um, the joke is..."
Before he could finish speaking, to everyone's astonishment, A Qiao pulled out a 10T hammer and smashed it into the other person, making them stagger: "Shut up!"
Kakuku: "That's so classic, buddy!"
[Hu Tao: Pfft~, how unlucky! Not only am I being ignored, but I also got hit with a hammer for trying to "kindly" explain myself.]
[Dream Seeker: I'm dying of laughter! The person next to me, after seeing the beating, instantly shut their mouth and their eyes widened like saucers!]
[March 7th: Wait a minute, Qiao is so small, but that hammer is almost the same size as her. Where did she pull it out from?]
[Yuzu Leaf: As a relic from ancient times, it's reasonable that A Qiao has some special skills, like a four-dimensional chrysanthemum, right? (,,?ω?,,)]
Bathed in colorful lights, her hands held a 6+1 pose, swaying to the rhythm of the rap music: "Yo~, the shyest planet is Mercury, because it's closest to the sun, so it..."
Flins: "It's very sunny (shy)."
After being answered first, I was momentarily stunned, thinking it must be a coincidence, and then prepared to try a lame joke: "Hey? You, do you know who's taller, A or C? It's C, because..."
Flint: "ABCD (A is lower than C)"
After being beaten twice in a row, his expression turned terrified, and he quickly froze, screaming, "Aaaaaaahhhhhh..."
Bernice: Yo ho~, the last cold warrior is a rapper.
[Frinna: Hahaha, Flins interrupted the spellcasting twice, that's something!]
[Corallie: He seemed very composed during the quick-response part; it was no challenge for him at all]
[Qingque: Having lived for so long, one naturally accumulates a wealth of experience and knowledge, just like General Jingyuan.]
Mei: The other person's lame jokes don't seem to have any effect on Flint at all.
[Flint: This doesn't feel as cold as the ice fields back home.]
Looking at the towering gate in front of them, the seven-member team noticed that there seemed to be a line of small characters engraved on it.
Lauma read it aloud word by word, from left to right: "I'm not cold, I'm just a little cool~ la~"
For a moment, Philinn didn't know how to comment: "This god is kind of cute."
[Heria: Pfft, that cool one that's inserted diagonally, it's obvious they only realized they didn't have enough space halfway through writing it.]
[Ying: Hold on a minute, let me laugh for five minutes first! (≧ω≦)/]
[March 7th: Are you sure the last one and the ones before it are in the same sentence? I feel like something's not right. (-_-)ゞ]
Kinic pressed his hands against the door first, but even with all his might, the door remained unmoved. He turned to the others and said, "It seems we can't push it open."
With one hand supporting his chin, O'Loren stared intently at the inscriptions on the door and offered his analysis: "Could these words be a hint to open the door?"
A-Qiao: "Looks like I'll have to tell lame jokes to the people across the street."
Alice: Wait a minute, this door doesn't look like it's pushed open, does it? ('⊙ω⊙`)
[Maranie: And why would Kinic even think of pushing the door open?!]
Kiana: How about... you guys try pulling it outwards? Maybe the door opens outwards (=ω=;) ]
[Potio: Good heavens, these seven are all incredibly clever, not one of them has any brains at all.]
[Narrator: I can't carry them, I really can't! They're the worst class I've ever managed, their saviors! (Angry emoji)]
Philinth vaguely heard a voice from the narrator and immediately rejected Ajo's suggestion: "There's a voice in the shadows saying that's not right."
Lauma suddenly widened her eyes, feigning sudden realization: "Ah! I get it!"
Philin looked calmly at Lauma: "What do you mean?"
Lauma clenched her left fist and slammed it into her right palm: "Against the God is a homophone!"
The rest of the people: "..."
[Sambo: Seriously?! This episode's almost over and you're only just realizing it now?]
Theresa: This deer's reaction time is way too long!
[Billy: With a latency of 999ms and a packet loss rate of 99%, Lauma is probably not using a 1G network.]
[Dartalia: I thought she was a hidden genius, but she threw out a huge bomb. Speechless.JPG]
[Ying: No! Don't let Rauma become a comedian!!!]
Seeing that everyone was still standing in front of the door, the narrator's tone gradually became agitated:
Kinic lowered his head and thought for a moment, then gave the order to Arjo:
"Looks like this is the only way, Archie, transform and blast open the gate!"
At this point, the narrator's anger completely broke down, and he went berserk on the spot:
[Qiong: Seriously, they'd rather physically break down the door than pull it up, huh? Sweating profusely JPG]
[Ying: What the heck?! There are even flyers on the gate of the Cold Palace!]
[Vivian: There's one more above that]
[Billy: Suddenly, all the swagger of the villain vanished.]
[Navia: Poor narrator, even her voice cracked from anger.]
[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: I vaguely remember the last time I was driven crazy by a narration was in "Aish".]
[Narrator: Ouch, that hurts! (Image of someone on the verge of tears)]
Chapter 357 I'm going to establish a lame joke equation to create endless lame jokes
Perhaps hearing the heart-wrenching cries of the narrator, Seno and the others finally opened the door, and dazzling white light shone into the dark room from outside.
Once all the candles on the wall were lit, everyone stared in disbelief at the giant Seno statue before them:
"Huh?" X7
[Qingque: Wow! What a huge statue of Seno!]
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