This Naruto is a player

As the big boss, Naruto doesn't need to know the "casualty figures," he only needs the results of the battle.

but,

Naruto gave an important instruction regarding this book: include some personal opinions!

For example, things like "Daimyo" (大名), which will eventually be swept into the dustbin of history, must be addressed!

A little smear campaign, like "wasting money and manpower," "greedy," and "selling out the country for personal gain."

No, how can that be considered defamation?

It's just stating what they did.

"understand!"

Minazuki Tetsuju understood immediately, indicating that this was not a problem at all.

Naruto nodded in satisfaction.

But then, a pang of regret swept over him.

Gee.

such a pity!

Given such a perfect opportunity with favorable timing, location, and a media frenzy, why not take the chance to criticize Uchiha Obito?

After all, that bastard wasn't even born a thousand years ago!

"Iron Pillar,"

Naruto, unwilling to give up, called on him again, his eyes sharp as knives, "Tell me... is there any way to pin the blame on Obito Uchiha?"

His eyes held a probing look, not a hint of a joke.

Meeting the seemingly genuine look in his boss's eyes, Mizuki Tetsuju felt sorry for Uchiha Obito.

Obito Uchiha, Obito Uchiha,

Why did you have to mess with our boss?

The boss holds grudges!

Despite his complaints, Tie Zhu's brain was still working at lightning speed.

A moment later, he cautiously threw out a terrible idea that seemed to have a "groundbreaking" twist: "How about... we arrange for Obito Uchiha to be the reincarnation of an 'Otsutsuki Inspector' or something?"

"Pfft!"

Naruto almost burst out laughing. "Tetsuju, you're a fucking genius!"

Who is the Otsutsuki Inspector?

The culprit who broke up Kaguya and Hagoromo, this cosmic couple!

The biggest villain among villains!

In other words, he's even more like Fahai than Fahai himself!

It wasn't until later, with all sorts of drastically modified versions of Fahai!

Instead, it's the kind of original version that makes all viewers, regardless of gender, age, or profession, grit their teeth and experience a surge in blood pressure after watching it!

This time,

From eighty-year-old women to young wives/aunties, and even newly graduated ninjas like Sakura.

They probably all hate Obito Uchiha to death!

Before, it was just a bounty hunter who wanted Obito dead, but now he's the number one enemy of the whole world!

"But isn't this a bit too far-fetched?!"

Fatalism? Reincarnation? Isn't that a bit too old-fashioned?

Does anyone still believe this stuff?

But Tie Zhu looked completely certain.

"Boss? Nonsense? Absolutely not!"

People in this world haven't even reached the stage of materialism yet!

Even on Earth, outside of China, in those "beacons of civilization" and "old Europe," don't various religions and mysticisms still flourish? The number of believers is enormous!

Seeing Tiezhu's confident "I have the truth" look, Naruto pursed his lips and reluctantly believed him.

"and,"

A smile appeared on Tie Zhu's beautiful face. "This also explains why Utopia quickly disintegrated after Yu Yi's death, and then plunged into a bloody war that lasted for a thousand years!"

"There has to be a culprit, right?" he hinted.

Naruto's eyes suddenly lit up!

"That's right! It must have been Obito Uchiha's past life who did it!"

This black pot, spanning a thousand years, is sealed shut perfectly!

"That's right, boss. I'll go back and optimize this a bit more. I guarantee I'll give Uchiha Obito a good dressing down."

After speaking, he leaned slightly closer, his stunningly beautiful face drawing nearer, and lowered his voice, carrying a hint of barely perceptible probing.

"Boss, now that reincarnation has occurred, how about we arrange one for you too?"

"Oh? How should it be arranged?"

"For example, arranging for someone like Hagoromo Otsutsuki to be a reincarnation or something?"

Upon hearing this, Naruto's body stiffened almost imperceptibly!

Good guy!

I just finished talking about fatalism, and now they've already set me up for this?

Iron Pillar, however, seemed oblivious to Naruto's subtle expressions and continued to tirelessly persuade him.

"Boss, think about it. In the ninja world, the title of 'Sage of Six Paths' is a golden brand!"

If you confirm this 'reincarnation' identity, your prestige and influence will skyrocket! It could even be a huge help to unification!

Naruto instantly understood the key to Tie Zhu's suggestion.

Indeed, after reading about the beautiful ideal world in the story, the next step is naturally to want to visit that ideal world.

But one cannot travel back a thousand years.

that,

Everyone had no choice but to place their hopes on Naruto Uzumaki, the reincarnation of the Sage of Six Paths who had once realized his ideal world.

It can be said that the identity of being the reincarnation of the Sage of Six Paths can greatly reduce the difficulty of unifying the country in the future.

However, Naruto was completely uninterested in this thing.

He's not the second Sage of Six Paths, but the first Naruto Uzumaki!

Reincarnation is possible, but unnecessary!

However, a playful smile appeared on Naruto's lips.

If you insist on forcing your way in, then I, Naruto, will have no choice but to follow the three principles of a scumbag.

"You can arrange it as you see fit."

Naruto raised his eyelids and calmly swept his gaze over Tiezhu, who immediately understood.

"Understood, boss!"

The two exchanged a glance, and everything was understood without a word.

At this moment, Naruto relived the entire story once more.

A poignant love story, a blueprint for an ideal world, and a revenge that has lasted for a thousand years—it's packed with all the elements!

but,

"Iron Pillar,"

Naruto's voice was calm and resolute, "You must remember this deeply: the ultimate core of this book is not love! Not revenge! Not even entirely an ideal world!"

Rather—unification!

This important point must not be forgotten!

He made this bowl of dumplings just for this dish of vinegar.

"Don't worry, boss!" Shui Wuyue Tiezhu's expression turned serious, and he straightened his back. "Our core principles will never waver!"

He stated: "We will absolutely oversee the quality control, the final version will be reviewed by Naruto himself, and any dissatisfaction can be rejected!"

Naruto nodded slightly, but his gaze involuntarily drifted out the window.

The sky was still hazy, and his gaze pierced through the sparse branches and leaves, landing on the bright moon hanging in the sky.

It's a good story.

Love exists, ideals exist, conspiracies exist.

But I always feel like something's missing!

Love may not move everyone.

What's missing?

Gazing intently at the clear moon, Naruto suddenly realized something.

We know what's missing: a climax!

"What do you think about giving this moon another identity?" Naruto abruptly turned his gaze to Tetsuya, his voice carrying a barely perceptible hint of excitement.

"Identity? You mean?"

Tie Zhu was momentarily stunned and couldn't keep up with this leap in thought.

"You know the Rinnegan has a technique, right? Planetary Devastation!"

Seeing Tiezhu nod at his prompting, Naruto pointed directly to the bright moon above.